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Former AFL star Sam Fisher jailed for drug trafficking
Former AFL star Sam Fisher has been jailed for more than five years for drug trafficking. ⌘ Read more
Former NRL player accused of drug supply involvement, granted bail
Former NRL player Brandon Wakeham has been granted bail in court after his lawyer argued there was no evidence of his involvement in a Sydney drug supply ring. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Cats forced to make late change in Darwin for Suns clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Cats and Suns open round 10. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Gold Coast Suns, Geelong Cats face off in Darwin
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Cats and Suns open round 10. ⌘ Read more
Former prime minister Scott Morrison meets ex US president Donald Trump
Donald Trump signals his backing for AUKUS defence deal in meeting with former prime minister Scott Morrison. ⌘ Read more
Electronic prescription provider hit by 'large-scale' data breach
E-script provider MediSecure has fallen victim to a "large scale" data breach, potentially putting Australians' private medical information at risk. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Large-scale ransomware data breach engulfs Australian health provider; Slovak PM in life-threatening condition after assassination attempt
Labor will be forced into talks with the Greens over new curbs on coal and gas in a bid to salvage the $13.7 billion tax credits in its “made in Australia” budget plan a ... ⌘ Read more
Toddler hit by car at shopping centre carpark
A toddler has been rushed to hospital after she was hit by a car at a shopping centre carpark in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Alleged gun and drug traffickers snared after $2.5m seizure
Alleged drug and gun traffickers have been snared as police seized $2.5 million worth of drugs in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
If Zendaya and Sabrina Carpenter can be sexy, why can’t other former child stars?**
Making the transition from child star to adulthood is hard enough without the judgement placed on young women embracing their sexuality. ⌘ Read more
Nearly a million NSW households face new charges for solar exports
Regional electricity distributors Essential Energy and Endeavour Energy joined Ausgrid in announcing charges for solar customers exporting too much energy in the middle of the day. ⌘ Read more
Slovak PM in ‘serious but stable’ condition after assassination attempt
The central European country has been rocked after Robert Fico was shot five times in the stomach, arm and leg. A suspect has been detained. ⌘ Read more
Police investigate rape complaint against Queensland-based NRL star
Police are investigating a complaint of rape made against a Queensland-based NRL star. ⌘ Read more
Victorian Liberal leader John Pesutto settles two defamation cases
The opposition leader had three defamation cases brought against him, but now he’s down to just one. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Large-scale ransomware data breach engulfs Australian health provider; Slovak PM in life-threatening condition after assassination attempt
Labor will be forced into talks with the Greens over new curbs on coal and gas in a bid to salvage the $13.7 billion tax credits in its “made in Australia” budget p ... ⌘ Read more
X marks the spat: Xenophon’s legal battle to get his name back
The anti-pokies campaigner is taking on his former business partner over one letter in his former law firm’s new name. ⌘ Read more
Universities face bans for breaching foreign student caps
The dramatic intervention, introduced by Education Minister Jason Clare in parliament, aims to force down migration. ⌘ Read more
ASX races into record territory on back of positive economic data
The Australian sharemarket fell just short of a record high after optimistic economic data in the United States and locally created a more bullish market sentiment for equity investors. ⌘ Read more
‘That kid really does mean the world to me’: The tearful claims of Charlise’s alleged killer
Justin Stein broke down in a police interview after his fiancee’s nine-year-old daughter Charlise Mutten was reported missing, denying any involvement. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Large-scale ransomware data breach engulfs Australian health provider; Slovak PM in life-threatening condition after assassination attempt
Labor will be forced into talks with the Greens over new curbs on coal and gas in a bid to salvage the $13.7 billion tax credits in its “made in Australia” budget p ... ⌘ Read more
How to fix a school system that sees fewer WA school students choosing ATAR
“Increasingly [the current system] is creating high mental health issues and stress, and that stress is put on teachers, that stress is put on parents,” Curtin University’s Saul Karnovsky said. ⌘ Read more
Cloud seeding: Indonesia attempts to redirect rain after killer floods
More rain is forecast after monsoonal downpours triggered a landslide of mud and cold lava from Mount Marapi, that caused rivers to breach their banks. ⌘ Read more
Australians trapped after France declares state of emergency in New Caledonia
Armed forces are protecting New Caledonia’s two airports and port after a third night of violent riots that have killed four people. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Council to transform major southside road; Brisbane’s big weekend
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Large-scale ransomware data breach engulfs Australian health provider; Slovak PM in life-threatening condition after assassination attempt
Labor will be forced into talks with the Greens over new curbs on coal and gas in a bid to salvage the $13.7 billion tax credits in its “made in Australia” budget p ... ⌘ Read more
St John Ambulance drivers told to hit the brakes
St John Ambulance has reduced the maximum speeds its drivers can reach while responding to life-threatening emergencies. ⌘ Read more
Morgan looks to open the door on Sydney with Scone winners
Ashley Morgan has ridden more winners than any other jockey in NSW this season and is hoping become a regular in the Sydney jockeys room this winter. ⌘ Read more
UWA to repay $10.6 million after admitting superannuation underpayments
The university’s admission led Australia’s major tertiary education union to call for urgent reforms. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Large-scale ransomware data breach engulfs Australian health provider; Slovak PM in life-threatening condition after assassination attempt
Labor will be forced into talks with the Greens over new curbs on coal and gas in a bid to salvage the $13.7 billion tax credits in its “made in Australia” budget p ... ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Council to transform major southside road; Brisbane’s big weekend
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Scone on Friday
Everything you need to know to find a winner on Scone Cup day. ⌘ Read more
Minns sacks pro-Palestine MP for labelling Karen Webb a ‘liar’**
Upper House MP Anthony D’Adam, who has been a frequent critic of both Israel and Australia’s response to the war in Gaza, had used a late night speech to accuse the NSW Police of using “fear and intimidation as a means of obtaining compliance” against pro-Palestinian protestors in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
I want to hate Bridgerton but, like any good romance, I can’t quit
It is said the heart is forever making the head a fool. Well, Bridgerton is forever making a fool of me. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Large-scale ransomware data breach engulfs Australian health provider; Slovak PM in life-threatening condition after assassination attempt
Labor will be forced into talks with the Greens over new curbs on coal and gas in a bid to salvage the $13.7 billion tax credits in its “made in Australia” budget p ... ⌘ Read more
Another Melbourne business destroyed after firebombing
A milk bar in Melbourne has been destroyed after a firebombing. ⌘ Read more
Former NRL player accused of drug supply involvement, granted bail
Former NRL player Brandon Wakeham has been granted bail in court after his lawyer argued there was no evidence of his involvement in a Sydney drug supply ring. ⌘ Read more
Murder charge against girl, 12, dropped
Prosecutors have dropped a murder charge against a 12-year-old girl accused of fatally stabbing a woman in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
St John Ambulance reduces maximum speed its drivers can reach
The change brings St John WA in line with other ambulance services around Australia. ⌘ Read more
Carol Clay reunited with her first boyfriend. They died together, killed on a camping trip
When Russell Hill and Carol Clay went missing in the remote alpine region it raised an unusual problem for her family. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Premier denies COVID-19 ad was ‘an inappropriate use of public funds’; Two jailed over Colombian cocaine haul
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Large-scale ransomware data breach engulfs Australian health provider; Slovak PM in life-threatening condition after assassination attempt
Labor will be forced into talks with the Greens over new curbs on coal and gas in a bid to salvage the $13.7 billion tax credits in its “made in Australia” budget p ... ⌘ Read more
Virus soup: the five things making Sydney sick
Influenza and COVID-19 are spreading rapidly in NSW, but they are not our only problem. ⌘ Read more
Former AFL star Sam Fisher jailed for drug trafficking
Former AFL star Sam Fisher has been jailed for more than five years for drug trafficking. ⌘ Read more
Former prime minister Scott Morrison meets ex US president Donald Trump
Donald Trump signals his backing for AUKUS defence deal in meeting with former prime minister Scott Morrison. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Large-scale ransomware data breach engulfs Australian health provider; Slovak PM in life-threatening condition after assassination attempt
Labor will be forced into talks with the Greens over new curbs on coal and gas in a bid to salvage the $13.7 billion tax credits in its “made in Australia” budget p ... ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Bentley development ‘a disaster waiting to happen’; Teen loses finger in Baldivis bus stop fight
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Council to transform major southside road; Brisbane’s big weekend
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Our new Paralympic team uniforms bring the right trends to the runway
Diversity, inclusion and plenty of khaki are key ingredients of the 2024 Paralympic team uniform to be unveiled at Australian Fashion Week. ⌘ Read more
Gold medallist led campaign to take down Gina Rinehart portrait
Kyle Chalmers and one of the top officials in Australian swimming coordinated a group of 20 elite Australian swimmers to campaign against the National Gallery. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Large-scale ransomware data breach engulfs Australian health provider; Slovak PM in life-threatening condition after assassination attempt
Labor will be forced into talks with the Greens over new curbs on coal and gas in a bid to salvage the $13.7 billion tax credits in its “made in Australia” budget p ... ⌘ Read more
Unemployment increase reduces chance of higher interest rates
Economists say the job market is cracking under the pressure of the Reserve Bank’s aggressive interest rate hikes. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Bentley development ‘a disaster waiting to happen’; Teen loses finger in Baldivis bus stop fight
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
The selection dilemma that proves just how well the Swans are going
Luke Parker has barely missed a game since making his debut for Sydney in mid-2011 - but it appears he’ll spend a third consecutive week in the VFL due to the Swans’ incredible depth. ⌘ Read more
Why house prices will stay stronger for longer
The government alone cannot solve the imbalance in supply and demand in the housing market. ⌘ Read more
Universities face bans for breaching foreign student caps
Universities which breach their international student caps will be automatically banned from enrolling more for up to a year, in a dramatic intervention to force down migration. ⌘ Read more
Total control: The night I was locked out of history in the making
The swearing-in of a new prime minister in Singapore is a truly rare and significant event, but it pays if your name’s on the door list. ⌘ Read more
Ten magic moments from Magic Round
Hat-tricks, game-winning tackles and miraculous passes that defy the laws of physics – here are the most magical moments to come out of the annual Suncorp Stadium festival of footy. ⌘ Read more
Labor senators condemn ‘river to the sea’ chant in Fatima Payman rebuke
Senior Labor figures also distanced themselves from Senator Fatima Payman, who accused Israel of conducting a genocide in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Large-scale ransomware data breach engulfs Australian health provider; Slovak PM in life-threatening condition after assassination attempt
Labor will be forced into talks with the Greens over new curbs on coal and gas in a bid to salvage the $13.7 billion tax credits in its “made in Australia” budget p ... ⌘ Read more
Australian Fashion Week 2024: The best street style looks of the week
All the best street style looks from Afterpay Australian Fashion Week 2024, so far. ⌘ Read more
Morrison cozying up to Trump is weird, but soon Albanese might have to. God help us!
Forgiveness has always been an article of Christian faith, but is our former PM stretching the friendship? ⌘ Read more
How do I get the $300 energy bill rebate? Your top budget questions answered
From cost-of-living relief to inflation, our experts unpack your most pressing concerns from the federal budget. ⌘ Read more
The trend is pointing in one direction – the job market is slowing
The evidence is smacking observers in the face. The job market is responding to the Reserve Bank’s 4.25 percentage points worth of rate rises. ⌘ Read more
Wet start to weekend but conditions set to clear for Magic Round, Greek festival
Brisbane is set to host two major rugby league events this weekend, plus a huge cultural festival on the south side. It’s wet now – will the weather hold out? ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Large-scale ransomware data breach engulfs Australian health provider; Slovak PM in life-threatening condition after assassination attempt
Labor will be forced into talks with the Greens over new curbs on coal and gas in a bid to salvage the $13.7 billion tax credits in its “made in Australia” budget p ... ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Council to transform major southside road; Brisbane’s big weekend
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Ex-AFL star Sam Fisher cries as he’s jailed for drug trafficking
The former St Kilda footballer will spend at least three years in prison over his involvement in a cross-country drug trafficking ring. ⌘ Read more
Premier backs apartment parking plan – but cyclists warn CBD a ‘danger zone’**
“If you could choose to get an apartment for 100-grand less, not have to have a car ... why would we not let you have that choice?” ⌘ Read more
The two suburbs due to lose 15 MCGs of open space to Victoria’s Big Build
A Melbourne mayor has warned the Victorian government, “you can’t just take, you have to give something back”, as Big Build projects gobble up suburban parklands. ⌘ Read more
Beale backed for Wallabies recall
All Blacks great Mils Muliaina says Force fullback Kurtley Beale is worthy of a Wallabies recall. ⌘ Read more
Beale backed for Wallabies recall
All Blacks great Mils Muliaina says Force fullback Kurtley Beale is worthy of a Wallabies recall. ⌘ Read more
1079 games of experience go out of Cats team: Round 10 teams and expert tips
Without Tom Hawkins, Mitch Duncan, Jeremy Cameron and Rhys Stanley, Geelong’s team to play Gold Coast in Darwin will have 908 games less of experience than last week’s line-up. ⌘ Read more
Police investigate large-scale healthcare data breach at MediSecure
Federal police are investigating after the Melbourne-based healthcare business was targeted in a ransomware data breach. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Large-scale ransomware data breach engulfs Australian health provider; Slovak PM in life-threatening condition after assassination attempt
Labor will be forced into talks with the Greens over new curbs on coal and gas in a bid to salvage the $13.7 billion tax credits in its “made in Australia” budget p ... ⌘ Read more
Wallaroos skipper eyes redemption
Wallaroos captain Michaela Leonard previews Friday's clash with the United States on the Today Show. ⌘ Read more
Mitchell confronts Anasta over Fox Sports’ ‘personal attacks’**
The pair were seen engaging in a conversation inside a Surry Hills restaurant before Mitchell asked Anasta to join him outside to continue their words. ⌘ Read more
Weed sprayer recounts fateful camping advice to ex-pilot accused of double murder
Robbie Williams, who was working in the Wonnangatta Valley before Russell Hill and Carol Clay were killed, has told a jury a ‘sweaty, little fellow’ had asked him where to camp. ⌘ Read more
The $15 wok this top chef (and former MasterChef contestant) swears by
Avoid the expensive brands, she says, while dishing up advice on how to “season” it correctly and the type of burner you should use. ⌘ Read more
Rare footage of squid ‘attacking’ camera captured
Footage of an extremely rare deep-sea squid has been captured by scientists from the University of Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
Alcoa boosts research amid concerns ‘extensive knowledge gaps’ threaten Perth’s water supply
Alcoa’s funding will support a forest research centre for five years and will also boost its own team of environmental researchers from four to eleven. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Large-scale ransomware data breach engulfs Australian health provider; Slovak PM in life-threatening condition after assassination attempt
Labor will be forced into talks with the Greens over new curbs on coal and gas in a bid to salvage the $13.7 billion tax credits in its “made in Australia” budget p ... ⌘ Read more
Charlise’s alleged killer pretended to investigate while her body was in his ute, jury told
Justin Stein said he would “get to the bottom” of his partner’s missing daughter while he was at a boat ramp with the girl’s body in a barrel, a court has heard. ⌘ Read more
Kerry wows crowd with a flip
Australian Olympic figure skater Brendan Kerry pulled off a dazzling move as people watched on. ⌘ Read more
IndyCar race winner bristles at rookie
Andretti Global driver Colton Herta wasn’t happy with rookie Christian Rasmussen’s attempted pass in practice for the Indianapolis 500. ⌘ Read more
Rare footage of squid ‘attacking’ camera captured
Footage of an extremely rare deep-sea squid has been captured by scientists from the University of Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Council to transform major southside road; Brisbane’s big weekend
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Large-scale ransomware data breach engulfs Australian health provider; Slovak PM in life-threatening condition after assassination attempt
Labor will be forced into talks with the Greens over new curbs on coal and gas in a bid to salvage the $13.7 billion tax credits in its “made in Australia” budget p ... ⌘ Read more
Multiple magpies shot with blow gun darts in 'deliberate' attack
Wildlife activitists have voiced their concern after three magpies have been found pierced by blow gun darts in the NSW Hunter. ⌘ Read more
Chargers roast controversial Chiefs kicker
The Chargers put controversial Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker in the kitchen in their NFL schedule release video ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Large-scale ransomware data breach engulfs Australian health provider; Slovak PM in life-threatening condition after assassination attempt
Labor will be forced into talks with the Greens over new curbs on coal and gas in a bid to salvage the $13.7 billion tax credits in its “made in Australia” budget p ... ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Large-scale ransomware data breach engulfs Australian health provider; Slovak PM in life-threatening condition after assassination attempt
Labor will be forced into talks with the Greens over new curbs on coal and gas in a bid to salvage the $13.7 billion tax credits in its “made in Australia” budget p ... ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Council to transform major southside road; Brisbane’s big weekend
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Expulsion threats, defiant students and orders to leave as tensions rise on uni campuses
Melbourne, Monash and Deakin universities continue to grapple with defiant students staging protests over the war in Gaza despite requests to leave and dismantle their camps. ⌘ Read more
Chargers roast controversial Chiefs kicker
The Chargers put controversial Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker in the kitchen in their NFL schedule release video ⌘ Read more
Slovak PM undergoes hours of surgery after assassination attempt
The central European country has been rocked after Robert Fico was shot five times in the stomach, arm and leg. A suspect has been detained. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Large-scale ransomware data breach engulfs Australian health provider; Slovak PM in life-threatening condition after assassination attempt
Labor will be forced into talks with the Greens over new curbs on coal and gas in a bid to salvage the $13.7 billion tax credits in its “made in Australia” budget p ... ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Large-scale ransomware data breach engulfs Australian health provider; Slovak PM in life-threatening condition after assassination attempt
Labor will be forced into talks with the Greens over new curbs on coal and gas in a bid to salvage the $13.7 billion tax credits in its “made in Australia” budget p ... ⌘ Read more
Police footage of the Wonnangatta Valley played to the Gregory Lynn murder trial jury
An aerial view of the Wonnangatta Valley, from the Victoria Police Air Wing, and footage of Bucks Camp, where prosecutors say campers Russell Hill and Carol Clay were killed in 2020. Gregory Lynn has pleaded not guilty. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Bentley development ‘a disaster waiting to happen’; Perth on track to break May weather records; Rent bidding banned
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Aussie influencers hitting back against posts that make us hate our bodies
Riley Hemson, Lucy Neville, April Helene Horton and more are combating 'appearance-led' content impacting Aussies' body image, ⌘ Read more