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Finally his day: Buyer who lost nine auctions wins $3.8m Newtown stunner
The home’s artistically designed interior with exposed brick, timber and metal detailing drew seven bidders despite its modest land size. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Magpies win classic over Crows; GWS, Bulldogs face off in Sydney
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
Boardwalk to nowhere: Council bungles upgrade of coastal path
Waverley Council has been forced to revise its upgrade of a coastal walk after residents complained it would let tourists look into their bedrooms. ⌘ Read more
To those saying no to an NT team in the AFL, your arguments are a crock
It’s only fair that there will be an NT team in the AFL some day soon. And when you look at the reasons why, it adds up. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Magpies, Crows battle for win in final term
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Magpies, Crows battle for win in final term
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
Postecoglou says the foundations at Tottenham are ‘fragile’**
Ange Postecoglou reflects on Man City defeat. ⌘ Read more
Tyson insults Paul during press conference
Mike Tyson has made it clear that Jake Paul "will not win" their upcoming fight. ⌘ Read more
Alaalatoa mistake gifts Reece try
Brumbies captain Allan Alaalatoa gifted the Crusaders an easy try after failing to see Sevu Reece with the ball. ⌘ Read more
Duo marched to the bin
Jackson Hastings and Aaron Schoupp were sent to the bin after two brouhahas in the space of a few minutes. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Magpies lead as Crows attempt last term comeback
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Magpies lead as Crows attempt last term comeback
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
In the running: Is marathon man Edwards finally on track to crack Origin?**
It’s been a long road from the bush town of Dorrigo to the top of the NRL for Dylan Edwards. But the friends, family and former teammates who were there at the start have enjoyed every step. ⌘ Read more
This was no ‘mea culpa’ from Ange. If anything, he doubled down
To read Ange Postecoglou’s latest comments as an admission of defeat would be to take away the incorrect reading. And it wouldn’t be the first time that’s happened this season. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Magpies lead as Crows attempt last term comeback
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
Oasis Ball 2024
Oasis Ball 2024, held at Crown, celebrating WA’s advertising and communications industry, and raising money for The Oasis Project. ⌘ Read more
Parker in trouble for dangerous late hit
Veteran Swan Luke Parker has landed in hot water after a late bump in the VFL against Frankston. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Pendlebury winds back the clock as Magpies lead Crows
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
Coordinating chaos: Counter-terror drill nine months in making as crews prepare for worst
In a large-scale counter-terrorism exercise, Victoria’s emergency services have tested how they would respond to a major attack. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Pendlebury winds back the clock as Magpies lead Crows
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Pendlebury winds back the clock as Magpies lead Crows
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Pendlebury winds back the clock as Magpies lead Crows
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
Fijians cruel Reds’ Super Rugby Pacific home final bid
The Queensland Reds’ Super Rugby Pacific home finals hopes have all but evaporated in a crushing homecoming for fallen Wallabies star Suliasi Vunivalu. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Pendlebury winds back the clock as Magpies lead Crows
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
Tom Wright’s ‘highlight reel special’ try
Tom Wright brought the Brumbies their second try of the afternoon against the Crusaders, skirting the out-of-bounds on his way to scoring. ⌘ Read more
Cross-field kick sets up fantastic first Brumbies try
Superb vision from Noah Lolesio to spot Andy Muirhead in the corner and kick across the field set up a superb first try for the Brumbies against the Crusaders. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Pendlebury winds back the clock as Magpies lead Crows
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Pendlebury winds back the clock as Magpies lead Crows
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
Pro-Palestine protesters crash Labor state conference
About 200 pro-Palestine protesters chanted slogans as they lashed the Labor Party and the prime minister for their stance on Gaza. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Pendlebury winds back the clock as Magpies lead Crows
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Pendlebury winds back the clock as Magpies lead Crows
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Pendlebury winds back the clock as Magpies lead Crows
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Pendlebury winds back the clock as Magpies lead Crows
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
‘If Souths are in good shape, league is in good shape’: Bennett finally confirms Rabbitohs return
Wayne Bennett is set to seal his South Sydney second coming with club officials on Monday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Pendlebury kicking truly as Magpies, Crows trade goals
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Pendlebury kicking truly as Magpies, Crows trade goals
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
The Age photos of the week, May 18, 2024
The Age photos of the week, May 18, 2024 ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Pendlebury kicking truly as Magpies, Crows trade goals
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Collingwood Magpies, Adelaide Crows square off at the MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
‘Impossible to sleep or work’: How roadworks made Noel’s life a misery
The NSW transport agency appreciates its construction projects can impact residents, but Noel Painton Smith and her neighbours say a major highway upgrade is damaging their homes and health. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Collingwood Magpies, Adelaide Crows square off at the MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Collingwood Magpies, Adelaide Crows square off at the MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Collingwood Magpies, Adelaide Crows square off at the MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Collingwood Magpies, Adelaide Crows square off at the MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
Interior designer’s Clifton Hill townhouse fetches $1.4m at auction
The Design Files previously featured the colourful, mid-century refresh of the three-bedroom, inner north home. ⌘ Read more
Trucks are rolling across a new pier into Gaza. But some fear it’s a diversion from the real crisis
The $480m US-built pier has been welcomed by aid groups, but there is a fear it may be diverting attention from the surging humanitarian crisis in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Panthers star arrested over domestic violence incident
Penrith star Taylan May has been charged this morning over a domestic violence incident in which he allegedly punched a woman in the face. ⌘ Read more
Decline of 138-year-old wealth icon shows bigger isn’t always better
Gobbling up other fund managers wasn’t enough to shield Perpetual from the headwinds buffeting stock pickers. ⌘ Read more
Video appears to show Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs beating singer Cassie in hotel hallway
The video from 2016, and aired now in the US by CNN, is the latest in a months-long series of public allegations and revelations of physical and sexual violence from the hip-hop mogul. ⌘ Read more
Indianapolis 500 rookie flips in terrifying crash
IndyCar Series rookie Nolan Siegel flipped violently during practice for the Indianapolis 500 just a day before qualifying. ⌘ Read more
Carlton’s season is on the brink, and the next month could decide it
The casualties are mounting at the Blues, but their next four games could well be season-defining. ⌘ Read more
Teen faces attempted murder charge over fight, stabbing
A 17-year-old boy has been charged with attempted murder after an alleged fight ended in a stabbing in the Brisbane suburb of Acacia Ridge. ⌘ Read more
Pro-Palestine protesters jostle MPs as Labor state conference kicks off
Labor’s state conference is off to a rocky start with pro-Palestine protesters jostling with ALP members as they tried to walk inside. ⌘ Read more
Fury, Usyk separated at weigh-in
Tyson Fury tried to play mind games a day out from the fight in Saudi Arabia. ⌘ Read more
Second man charged with murder over Safety Bay stabbing
A 50-year-old man has been accused of stabbing a 30-year-old man to death in a Safety Bay home two weeks ago. A 46-year-old man was also earlier charged over the same incident. ⌘ Read more
Queensland needs ‘thousands more hotel rooms’ before 2032 Games
The Sport and Tourism minister says a report is under way targeting how and where Queensland should build 2032 Games accommodation. ⌘ Read more
Warner in hot water for elbow
Swan Chad Warner could come under fire for a late elbow on Calrton's Marc Pittonet. ⌘ Read more
Papalii sin-binned for hip drop
The Canberra enforcer faces a one game ban for this tackle on Viliame Kikau. ⌘ Read more
Polar blast hits Sydney
A polar blast is sweeping through parts of the nation's south-east, with Sydney copping the first round of intense winds. ⌘ Read more
As the casualties mount, Carlton’s season is on the brink
The Blues, at their best, can test and sometimes beat the best. But in a competition of micro-margins, they don’t have the depth to cover more than a few missing pieces. ⌘ Read more
Myers magic as Aussie teen roars to victory
Canberra 17-year-old Cameron Myers took victory over 1500m at the 2024 NSW Milers, clocking three minutes and 33.30 seconds (3:33.30). ⌘ Read more
Remaking BHP: the chairman and the $64 billion deal
Ken MacKenzie likely has just over two years left as BHP’s chair. A mega-deal with Anglo American would shape the legacy he leaves at the Big Australian. ⌘ Read more
Japan’s laws have changed. Now its society must too
Dozens of Australian parents and children have been caught in this outdated, cruel system. Now the Japanese government has finally relented. ⌘ Read more
World's No.1 golfer taken in handcuffs by police
Masters champion Scottie Scheffler was detained by police on Friday for not following police instructions. ⌘ Read more
Video emerges of rapper Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs allegedly assaulting partner
Confronting vision has emerged of disgraced rapper Sean "Diddy" Combs allegedly assaulting his former partner inside a hotel. ⌘ Read more
Polar blast hits Sydney
A polar blast is sweeping through parts of the nation's south-east, with Sydney copping the first round of intense winds. ⌘ Read more
Broncos star’s father arrested in Philippines over alleged drug smuggling plot
The father of Broncos star Payne Haas could face the death penalty after being arrested in the Philippines over an alleged drug smuggling plot. ⌘ Read more
Man convicted of attacking ex-Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s husband with a hammer sentenced to 30 years
Nancy Pelosi was in Washington when David DePape went to her San Francisco home and bludgeoned her husband Paul with a hammer. ⌘ Read more
Children’s author accused of grooming children online
Police allege the 41-year-old man, who was arrested in Sydney’s west on Friday, used his position to “engage inappropriately with children”. ⌘ Read more
A promise no one asked for and cuts no one wants to see
The state government owes it to Victorians to be up front about its plans for the health system. ⌘ Read more
Three writers named 2024 Best Young Australian Novelists
Now in its 28th year, the prize is given to an Australian writer of fiction aged 35 or under. ⌘ Read more
To beat the crowds at the Louvre all you need to do is exercise
The museum had not yet opened, and I was following instructions to catwalk, hip bump and point in the grand room where Louis XIV once held plays and balls. ⌘ Read more
Inside the secret place saving women
It is hidden behind a high fence and protected by 16 security cameras. This place of safety is where women escaping violence get the chance for a new life. ⌘ Read more
At the crossroads, Richmond’s next decision could sink or save the Tigers
Richmond president John O’Rourke says he is not daunted by the job ahead as he leads the club’s attempt to get back on the right track. ⌘ Read more
Only in Oz: Breaking serve – and bread – with Albo
Who is that strangely familiar figure turning out as one of the doubles players for Marrickville in the fourth rubber? ⌘ Read more
The tale of two households: behind the new grid charges for excess solar
Australia has the highest rooftop solar penetration in the world, which brings both opportunities for decarbonisation and challenges for the grid. ⌘ Read more
Time and time again, I find myself running away from exercise
If I do the exercises I’ll develop strong legs and not limp around the office in a way that brings sympathy. ⌘ Read more
Masterpiece of disaster? Megalopolis and the art of the self-funded passion project
Bold new films from The Godfather director Francis Ford Coppola and Kevin Costner show there are still mavericks in American cinema, but can they pull it off? ⌘ Read more
When it comes to tour groups, bigger is not better
Bigger groups usually mean lower cost but a group of 12 is a very different experience from one of 20. ⌘ Read more
Struggle to switch off? Here’s how to (actually) leave work at work
Shutting off your work brain and shifting into relaxation mode is easier said than done, but it’s important to use strategies to help you leave work at work. ⌘ Read more
The single move that will cut $540 from your tax bill
Finding extra money today may be a big stretch. But if you can redeploy any, the financial advantage could work out well worth it. ⌘ Read more
They call it ‘MoPo’: Dame Edna’s hidden gem of the north is changing
Even the concreted-over creek is being brought back to life as Moonee Ponds ascends into the sky. ⌘ Read more
How we process emotions during sleep may change our mental health
New insights into REM sleep and our emotions may change the way we treat mental health. ⌘ Read more
Why NRL is still second to Super Rugby in New Zealand
Australian cheerleaders proclaiming rugby league’s “victory” over the 15-man code across the ditch display a profound lack of understanding about the country’s sporting landscape. ⌘ Read more
Why do Bible-bashing Republicans love sinful Trump? Because he won’t do a Nixon
For the hard right of the Republican Party, disgraced president Richard Nixon made only one mistake: resigning. Their new hero would never do that. ⌘ Read more
By resisting exposure, Gina Rinehart painted a portrait of the ‘Streisand effect’**
Supporters of Australia’s richest woman wanted the National Gallery of Australia to remove portraits of her. Now both have received much more exposure than Gina Rinehart bargained for. ⌘ Read more
Nine things that will surprise you in paradise’s overlooked capital
Tahiti is often viewed merely as a gateway to the surrounding picture-perfect islands, but in Papeete you’ll find surprises around every corner. ⌘ Read more
Albanese has a vision splendid. Can Dutton the wrecker spoil it?**
The opposition leader’s catchy “billions for billionaires” has the potential to destroy the PM’s Future Made in Australia before it’s had a chance to begin. ⌘ Read more
The May 18 Edition
Inside the fight to free Kathleen Folbigg \\| Why run clubs are gaining pace \\| Not a grandparent? You’re not alone \\| Bernie Sanders on the American Dream myth ⌘ Read more
Meet Australia’s king and queen of boccia ahead of the Paralympics
In 36 years of Paralympic competition, Australia has never won a gold medal in boccia. Dan Michel and Jamieson Leeson are on fire and might be on the cusp of history. ⌘ Read more
Three great cities, one big lesson on Sydney’s peculiar relationship with space
I’ve just returned from Hong Kong, London and Paris – three cities notable for what they lack when compared with Sydney: space. And yet they’re the richer for it. ⌘ Read more
Views for days: Star stock picker buys his neighbour’s $11.3m oceanfront pad
Australian investment legend David Paradice showed form when he bought into North Bondi’s oceanfront in 2007. Values have come a long way since. ⌘ Read more
Traveller Letters: The best airport in the world? I don’t think so
“Having just returned to Melbourne via Qatar, I’m unsure how Hamad International Airport in Doha is the new world No.1.” ⌘ Read more
Beneath the city: Inside Victoria’s largest, most expensive road
Deep beneath our north-eastern suburbs, two mega-machines are embarking on an ambitious project to shape Melbourne’s future, shave travel times and get trucks off our roads. ⌘ Read more
‘Part of this conspiracy’: The Australian journalist at the centre of the Trump trial
The criminal trial of former President Donald Trump has heard much about Australian journalist Dylan Howard’s role in perfecting the dark art of “catch and kill”. ⌘ Read more
‘You’re not going to believe what I’ve found’: Inside the fight to free Folbigg
When Kathleen Folbigg had her long-standing convictions for the deaths of her four infant children quashed last year, lawyer Rhanee Rego was right by her side. ⌘ Read more
Revealed: The new front in Sydney’s 40-year HIV battle
Australia’s oldest AIDS charity is taking the battle against HIV, homophobia and discrimination to western Sydney as the virus affects a new generation. ⌘ Read more
‘He’s got a cranky streak’: Is Nicho Hynes ruthless enough for Origin?**
He was scorned by his 12 minutes in Origin I last year. Now, the Sharks halfback looms as Michael Maguire’s most important player. ⌘ Read more
Lifting spirits: The push-up king is taking his challenge to the world
Nick Hudson wants to improve mental health around the globe, one push-up at a time. ⌘ Read more
The map that shows the winners and losers from Sydney’s road toll shake-up
Toll road giant Transurban has released internal modelling that is contested by the man leading a sweeping review of Sydney’s motorway network. ⌘ Read more