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NRL 2024 LIVE: Panthers take on the Warriors at Magic Round
Penrith are looking to make it nine straight wins against New Zealand when they meet in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Bombers and Roos locked in tight early clash at Marvel
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
Australian hospitalised after being injured in mass shooting
Gunmen opened fire on a market in a tourist area in central Afghanistan, killing six and wounding four, including an Australian. ⌘ Read more
Money man caught after syndicate flew ‘mules’ into Sydney to build $1m fraud web
Fake bank accounts created by the mules were used to siphon money conned from Australians out of the country – until detectives nabbed central player Muhammad Abdullah Cheema. ⌘ Read more
Google, OpenAI race to create indispensable AI assistant
Both companies are rolling out technology that lets you talk to their chatbots in a much more natural way. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Bombers and Roos locked in tight early clash at Marvel
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 LIVE: Panthers take on the Warriors at Magic Round
Penrith are looking to make it nine straight wins against New Zealand when they meet in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Overwhelming, mesmerising: One of the best hours of Aussie comedy you’ll see
Lou Wall pulls off a high-wire act with stunning aplomb. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Bombers and Roos locked in tight early clash at Marvel
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 LIVE: Panthers take on the Warriors at Magic Round
Penrith are looking to make it nine straight wins against New Zealand when they meet in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Bombers swing late change with star out for Roos clash at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 LIVE: Panthers take on the Warriors at Magic Round
Penrith are looking to make it nine straight wins against New Zealand when they meet in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Bombers swing late change with star out for Roos clash at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
Woman charged with more than 50 offences after traffic stop
A man and woman were stopped by officers while they were driving along David Low Way in Coolum Beach. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2024 LIVE: Panthers take on the Warriors at Magic Round
Penrith are looking to make it nine straight wins against New Zealand when they meet in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Number of long-stay patients at Qld hospitals ‘highest it’s ever been’**
The LNP lambasted the government over the new health data, which showed there were more than 603,000 presentation to emergency departments between January and March. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Bombers swing late change with star out for Roos clash at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
Caution needed on Sydney’s road tolling shake-up
The promise of lower tolls sounds good, but implementing a new regime will be politically and commercially difficult. ⌘ Read more
Calls to implement age restrictions on social media use
There are increased calls to introduce radical new measures that would implement age restrictions on social media use. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Bombers swing late change with star out for Roos clash at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
‘Football act’: Longmuir, Lyon defend Webster clash with Frederick
Michael Frederick was concussed after a big hit in a marking contest on Saturday. But Ross Lyon and Justin Longmuir have defended Saint Jimmy Webster’s actions. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Bombers swing late change with star out for Roos clash at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Essendon Bombers, North Melbourne Kangaroos battle at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
‘Make America Godly Again’: Why Christians are putting faith in Trump
Donald Trump is increasingly leaning into religion, and his support is as strong as ever among evangelicals and other conservative Christians. ⌘ Read more
How Campbell is preparing for final Olympics
Paris will be Cate Campbell’s fifth and final Olympics campaign, and she’s revealed she’s preparing for it in a completely different way. ⌘ Read more
‘They’ve got rocks in their heads’**
Darryl Brohman weighs in on Nicho Hynes Origin selection. ⌘ Read more
Scheffler finds big trouble
Scottie Scheffler’s third round got off to a rough start, forced to take a drop after his tee shot ended up against a fence, before he duffed a chip. ⌘ Read more
‘They’ve got rocks in their heads’**
Darryl Brohman weighs in on Nicho Hynes Origin selection. ⌘ Read more
As Japan’s yakuza weakens, a new type of criminal emerges: tokuryu
Unorganised and loosely connected criminals – some hired on social media – are believed to be behind a series of crimes once dominated by yakuza. ⌘ Read more
More than 700 Kyles got together. It wasn't enough for a record
The city of Kyle in Texas attempted to break the world record for the largest gathering of people with one name. ⌘ Read more
‘Confidence is high’: Piastri second-fastest in Imola qualifying
Australian ace Oscar Piastri qualified second at the Emilia Romagna Grand Prix at Imola, but will not start in the front row after being given a three-place grid penalty for impeding. ⌘ Read more
Eagles brace themselves for giant Gawn challenge
Melbourne ruckman Max Gawn looms as the most imposing and daunting figure for West Coast in Sunday’s AFL clash at Optus Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Piastri penalised for qualifying blue
Oscar Piastri has been stripped of a front-row starting position for the Emilia-Romagna Grand Prix for blocking the Haas of Kevin Magnussen. ⌘ Read more
Fever still undefeated after thrilling Thunderbirds win
The Fever notched six of the first seven goals of the fourth quarter to snatch the game from the third-placed Thunderbirds on Saturday night. ⌘ Read more
Usyk delivers massive blows
Oleksandr Usyk was on the back foot for much of the early going in his fight against Tyson Fury, but changed it in a moment with these two huge blows. ⌘ Read more
Flailing Waratahs desperate to avoid wooden spoon after tenth loss
With only two wins for the season, NSW are parked in last place after crashing to the Western Force in Perth. ⌘ Read more
Israeli war cabinet fractures as Gantz gives Netanyahu June 8 ultimatum
Benny Gantz, a popular centrist member of Israel’s three-member war cabinet, threatened to resign from the government if it doesn’t adopt a new plan for the war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Bikes vs rail: Multimillion-dollar cycle tourism plan divides locals
A regional council wants to attract high-spending tourists to town by turning an old railway line into one of the highest cycling tracks in Australia. But not everyone is happy. ⌘ Read more
Aussie restores order, wins back belt in Saudi slugfest
Jai Opetaia has hung tough to restore Australian boxing order and reclaim his world title in a bloody rematch with Mairis Briedis. ⌘ Read more
Take The Age quiz
Test your knowledge of Melbourne and Victoria with Stephen Brook’s weekly quiz. ⌘ Read more
Two people injured after crash in Sydney's south-west
Two people have been injured after a Mitsubishi SUV allegedly collided with a Volkswagen hatchback in Sydney's south-west. ⌘ Read more
Opetaia re-claims cruiserweight title
Jai Opetaia has reclaimed the IBF cruiserweight title, defeating Mairis Briedis for the second time in Saudi Arabia. ⌘ Read more
NRL player Taylan May to learn future this week after domestic violence charges
Penrith Panthers player Taylan May will this week learn if he will return to the game after being charged with multiple domestic violence offences. ⌘ Read more
Police hunt for knifeman after home invasion in north Brisbane
A knifeman is on the run he allegedly broke into a home and threatened a family in Aspley north of Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Sunday May 19
National weather forecast for Sunday May 19. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Friday May 17
National weather forecast for Friday May 17. ⌘ Read more
Pro-Palestine supporters storm Labor Party conference in Victoria
Victoria Police are on standby for a second day of protests at a Labor Party conference after pro-Palestine reporters stormed a meeting yesterday. ⌘ Read more
NRL player Taylan May to learn future this week after domestic violence charges
Penrith Panthers player Taylan May will this week learn if he will return to the game after being charged with multiple domestic violence offences. ⌘ Read more
Police hunt for knifeman after home invasion in north Brisbane
A knifeman is on the run he allegedly broke into a home and threatened a family in Aspley north of Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Piastri penalised for qualifying blue
Oscar Piastri has been stripped of a front-row starting position for the Emilia-Romagna Grand Prix for blocking the Haas of Kevin Magnussen. ⌘ Read more
Payten reflects on ‘ugly’ Cowboys performance
Todd Payten says he needs to ‘get over’ the Cowboys' defeats faster as he reflects on the club’s recent performances. ⌘ Read more
‘It’ll crush me’: Why the Paralympics, not Olympics, is on Cate Campbell’s mind
Cate Campbell is trying to make it to a fifth Olympics, but will be heavily involved in the Paralympics later this year. ⌘ Read more
Where are the kids? The Melbourne suburbs facing a child exodus
Established suburbs like Kew and Hawthorn have plenty of schools and green space – but they are not where families are moving. ⌘ Read more
Tuvalu is being swallowed by the ocean. Its people face a difficult choice
Climate change is devastating this island nation. Has Australia thrown it a lifeline? ⌘ Read more
Never mind the fat shamers, Garfield was my kind of guy
As the lasagne-loving tabby returns to our screens, I’m glad he’s still happy to indulge. ⌘ Read more
Putting together the peaces
In the face of a terrible war in Gaza, a group of bereaved Israelis and Palestinians are agitating jointly for peace, and their message is carrying to the world. ⌘ Read more
Court case shines light on Paul Kent’s demons
The Fox Sports NRL host’s well-publicised fall warrants compassion. This is why he won’t get much. ⌘ Read more
Two minutes with: A Quitline counsellor helping smokers find their ‘aha moment’**
Quitline counsellor Ciza Dion says it can be hard talking to clients over the phone, but helping someone to break an addiction makes it all worthwhile. ⌘ Read more
We’re running low on super, can we use our house equity as backup?**
Downsizing and contributing the proceeds into your super has minimal limitations, but it might affect your age pension. ⌘ Read more
Give your home a coastal feel with some nautical-inspired wares
Hunker down with some seaside-inspired accessories, a few winter warmers and dream of being by the ocean. ⌘ Read more
Calf injury has Bronte Campbell racing clock for a fourth Olympic campaign
After 18 months out of the pool, Bronte Campbell promised herself she would have one more crack at making an Olympic team. Then came an injury from left-field. ⌘ Read more
‘Afraid and traumatised’: One in four Palestinians claiming asylum in Australia
The push for permanent protection for some temporary visa holders is a fresh test of Labor’s response to the humanitarian crisis in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Parents push back after school’s decision to ditch books for screens
An inner west public school has told parents that kindergarten students will use an e-library rather than physical books for their home reading program. ⌘ Read more
Taurus: You’ll need to take your blinkers off
Free weekly forecast in life, love and career from renowned astrologer, Hedy Damari. ⌘ Read more
‘It can be tricky’: Celeste Barber on mocking celebrities now that she is one
To make it even weirder, some of the people she ridiculed in the past have become good friends. ⌘ Read more
Fledgling soccer club seeks net gain from suburb built around stadium
A rollcall of Australian sporting stars have invested in the project, such as AFL greats Adam Goodes and Scott Pendlebury and tennis player Thanasi Kokkinakis. ⌘ Read more
‘Disorders of consciousness’: The million-dollar question and the mysteries of coma
An ‘acute brain failure’ jettisons a patient, their doctors and families into an anxious twilight zone. How aware is a person in a coma? And how are decisions made in the face of uncertainty? ⌘ Read more
High hopes, low quality: special levies and repairs plague new apartment owners
Cracks, leaks, and cladding – there are hidden dangers in Australia’s new apartments, and it’s costing owners thousands. ⌘ Read more
The Sydney suburbs where you should have bought a house
Dozens of suburbs that were affordable to the average buyer are no longer within reach. Here’s what slipped away, and where to look instead. ⌘ Read more
‘My family is suffering a terrible loss because of cracks in the mental health system’**
A grieving mother is calling for the state government to do more, after a new review estimated 58,000 people with severe mental health needs miss out on care. ⌘ Read more
The May 19 Edition
Writer Michael Idato catches up with the flamboyant social media star, Celeste Barber, who talks frankly about her “overnight success” which took 23 years. ⌘ Read more
In the midst of the grief of losing my mother, this is how I learned to cope
Even though motivation, energy levels and clear thinking take a huge hit, and the thought of simply making a decision can be exhausting, getting going helps. ⌘ Read more
‘I belong in every room I’m in’: The Bridgerton creator on what drives her self-belief
Shonda Rhimes was told to “just make the shows you want to make”. No one was expecting it to be the hugely successful Regency period drama. ⌘ Read more
How does an $8.50 mascara compare to a $69 one? The truth about luxe beauty
We all love high-end beauty, with its slew of lush ingredients, but we also love a bargain that has cult status. ⌘ Read more
‘Lacking essential, nourishing fats’: How this athlete’s diet could be improved
James Parr, 27, shares what fuels him through his day that includes two workouts. ⌘ Read more
Sandra lived the Great Australian Dream. Then she found something better
The social worker and her family moved to the suburbs to buy a four-bedroom house with a backyard, front yard and all the trimmings. Then they sold up. ⌘ Read more
For your next trip to New York, add a weekend in the country too
Just two hours from the Big Apple, this landscape of woods, rivers and farmland gives visitors the opportunity to exhale without giving up creature comforts. ⌘ Read more
‘Bedazzled everything’: Why this model can’t get enough of early-2000s fashion
Sarah Ellen says this era holds a special place in her heart. ⌘ Read more
‘You wrote the rules you idiots’: Inside Australia’s dressing-room reaction to Bairstow stumping
Australia’s immediate debrief in the aftermath of the controversial Jonny Bairstow stumping and a flurry of abuse in the Lord’s Long Room, is revealed by the latest season of the Amazon Prime documentary. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Sunday, May 19
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today's interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Webster, King set to face MRO scrutiny as Saints crash to defeat against Dockers; Tigers suffer more injury pain
Collingwood, Western Bulldogs, Fremantle and Brisbane scored wins in the Saturday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Webster, King set to face MRO scrutiny as Saints crash to defeat against Dockers; Tigers suffer more injury pain in heavy loss
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Webster, King set to face MRO scrutiny as Saints crash to defeat against Dockers; Tigers suffer more injury pain in heavy loss
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Webster, King set to face MRO scrutiny as Saints crash to defeat against Dockers; Tigers suffer more injury pain in heavy loss
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Webster, King set to face MRO scrutiny as Saints crash to defeat against Dockers; Tigers suffer more injury pain in heavy loss
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Webster, King set to face MRO scrutiny as Saints crash to defeat against Dockers; Tigers suffer more injury pain in heavy loss
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Webster, King set to face MRO scrutiny as Saints crash to defeat against Dockers; Tigers suffer more injury pain in heavy loss
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Webster set to face MRO scrutiny as Saints crash to defeat against Dockers; Tigers suffer more injury pain in clash with Lions
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Webster set to face MRO scrutiny as Saints crash to defeat against Dockers; Tigers suffer more injury pain in clash with Lions
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Saints crash to another defeat against Lyon’s former side; Tigers suffer more injury pain in clash with Lions
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Saints chase comeback win as Dockers lead in final term; Frederick subbed out after Webster collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
Round 11: Rabbitohs v Cowboys
South Sydney Rabbitohs host the North Queensland Cowboys in Magic Round of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Central Coast Mariners v Sydney FC at Central Coast Stadium
The Sky Blues are up against it as they try to turn around a 2-1 deficit from the first leg against a Mariners side closing in on a unique treble. Follow all the action as they battle it out for a place in the grand final. ⌘ Read more
Cowboys awarded rare reward
The Cowboys were awarded an eight-point try attempt after Dion Teaupa was sent to the sin bin for a high shot on Valentine Holmes. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Caminiti kicks two goals as Saints, Dockers battle it out; Frederick subbed out after Webster collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Caminiti kicks two goals as Saints, Dockers battle it out; Frederick subbed out after Webster collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Central Coast Mariners v Sydney FC at Central Coast Stadium
The Sky Blues are up against it as they try to turn around a 2-1 deficit from the first leg against a Mariners side closing in on a unique treble. Follow all the action as they battle it out for a place in the grand final. ⌘ Read more
A-League semi-final LIVE: Central Coast Mariners v Sydney FC at Central Coast Stadium
The Sky Blues are up against it as they try to turn around a 2-1 deficit from the first leg against a Mariners side closing in on a unique treble. Follow all the action as they battle it out for a place in the grand final. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Caminiti kicks two goals as Saints, Dockers battle it out; Frederick subbed out after Webster collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Caminiti kicks two goals as Saints, Dockers battle it out; Frederick subbed out after Webster collision
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 10 reaches its Saturday games in the AFL. ⌘ Read more