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Labor ministers shed staff, shuffle the deck chairs as election looms
With an election due in the next 12 months, CBD has a rundown on the latest comings and goings in the ministerial wing. ⌘ Read more
Police stormed in to arrest a violent DV offender. Another five minutes and they may have been too late
Police have completed a sweeping crackdown on domestic and family violence, targeting the state’s most dangerous offenders. This is an inside look at the raids. ⌘ Read more
Dutton’s grim picture is close to reality, but his migration schtick isn’t the solution
In treating migration as his golden leadership goose, Peter Dutton is making a classic political mistake, which is to identify your strength and then over-emphasise it. ⌘ Read more
The most fashionable new shopfront has a twist: It isn’t a store at all
Brands are offering customers more intimate, “secret” retail experiences that feel more like visiting someone’s house for tea than a trip to the shops. ⌘ Read more
Qantas, Virgin backflip on support for airline customer ombudsman
Australia’s biggest airlines are inching towards support for a customer ombudsman that would deal with passenger complaints and compensation claims. ⌘ Read more
Give Bali a break: Nine amazing places you should visit instead
There are plenty of beach getaways that offer far more than the island we have all loved too much. ⌘ Read more
Iran’s president, foreign minister missing after helicopter crash
A helicopter carrying Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi and his foreign minister reportedly crashed in heavy fog near the border with Azerbaijan. ⌘ Read more
Manchester City win fourth consecutive Premier League title, Spurs claim Europa League place
Manchester City won an unprecedented fourth straight Premier League title with a 3-1 win over West Ham United to pip rivals Arsenal on the final day of a thrilling season. ⌘ Read more
Iran’s president, foreign minister missing after helicopter crash
A helicopter carrying Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi and his foreign minister crashed in heavy fog on the way back from a visit to the border with Azerbaijan. ⌘ Read more
Verstappen wins at Imola, Piastri fourth after grid penalty
Australian ace Oscar Piastri finished fourth for McLaren after being demoted on the grid. ⌘ Read more
Verstappen wins at Imola, Piastri fourth after grid penalty
Australian ace Oscar Piastri finished fourth for McLaren after being demoted on the grid for impeding. ⌘ Read more
Call for Australia’s offshore wind deals to protect against inflation
Danish renewable energy giant Orsted says Australia’s first offshore wind farm deals must contain protections against inflationary shocks as the sector reels from soaring costs. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Monday, May 20
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Hammer drops Slater signal: Four things learned from Dolphins’ triumph
In his first game back from a hamstring injury, Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow put himself firmly on Queensland coach Billy Slater’s radar. ⌘ Read more
Palm Sunday: Harley Reid brushes Petracca, Oliver aside in stunning performance
Harley Reid put his hand prints all over the Demons as Waalitj Marawar caused a massive upset over Narrm, while the Bombers flew up into the top two. ⌘ Read more
Palm Sunday: Harley Reid brushes Petracca, Oliver aside in stunning performance
Waalitj Marawar caused a massive upset over Narrm to deny the Demons a top four spot, while the Bombers flew up into the top two. ⌘ Read more
Harley Reid shows his talents as Waalitj Marawar causes upset over Narrm, deny Demons top four spot
Waalitj Marawar caused a massive upset over Narrm to deny the Demons a top four spot, while the Bombers flew up into the top two. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, May 20, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
Reid stars as Waalitj Marawar cause massive upset over Narrm, deny Demons top four spot
Waalitj Marawar caused a massive upset over Narrm to deny the Demons a top four spot, while the Bombers flew up into the top two. ⌘ Read more
Two teenagers charged over armed robbery
Two teenagers have been charged over an armed robbery at the Spudshed in Kelmscott. ⌘ Read more
Record numbers at Run for a Reason
A record crowd of 37,000 people participated in this year's Run for a Reason. ⌘ Read more
Oh my cloche! It’s tears all round as a lovable fan favourite is sent packing
Chef and restaurateur Luke Nguyen lifts the cloche on some of his favourite ingredients with mixed results. And Andy’s pink suit sends social media into a spin. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars as Waalitj Marawar cause massive upset over Narrm, deny Demons top four spot
Waalitj Marawar caused a massive upset over Narrm to deny the Demons a top four spot, while the Bombers flew up into the top two. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars as Waalitj Marawar cause massive upset over Narrm, deny Demons top four spot
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars as Waalitj Marawar cause massive upset over Narrm, deny Demons top four spot
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
How to get a handle on your citizens
While garnering goodwill at the family helpdesk. ⌘ Read more
How did they lose that? Hawks shocked by later Power surge
Disappointed Hawthorn coach Sam Mitchell was still scratching his head for answers - and positives - after his team lost a game they appeared to have sewn up. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars for Eagles, on top against Demons; Lever out with concussion
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars for Eagles, on top against Demons; Lever out with concussion
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
Hammer drops Slater signal: Four things learned from Dolphins’ triumph
In his first game back from a hamstring injury, Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow put himself firmly on Queensland coach Billy Slater’s radar. ⌘ Read more
South Australia records best ambulance response times in three years
South Australian ambulances have recorded their best response times in three years, new data has revealed. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Tigers v Dolphins - Round 11
Wests Tigers host the Dolphins in Magic Round of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Man charged after allegedly assaulting women on train
A man has been charged with four counts of assault after allegedly attacking women on a train bound for Adelaide from Gawler. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after bizarre Brisbane crash
A man has been taken into custody after a bizarre crash at a Brisbane intersection. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars for Eagles, on top against Demons; Lever out with concussion
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars for Eagles, on top against Demons; Lever out with concussion
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after alleged car chase through Queensland
A man has been arrested after allegedly leading police on a car chase from Brisbane to Toowoomba. ⌘ Read more
Tigers seventh straight loss compounded by back-to-back sin-bins and Hammer magic
The Wests Tigers kept on punching, but needless sin-bins and clunky attack sank the joint-venture once again as the Dolphins welcomed Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow back from injury in fine fashion. ⌘ Read more
Tigers seventh straight loss compounded by back-to-back sin-bins and Hammer magic
The Wests Tigers kept on punching, but needless sin-bins and clunky attack sank the joint-venture once again as the Dolphins welcomed Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow back from injury in fine fashion. ⌘ Read more
Magic Round LIVE: Tigers sin-bin piles pressure on as Dolphins lead Suncorp finale
Can the Dolphins continue their hot streak and make it five wins on the trot? ⌘ Read more
NRL player Taylan May to learn future this week after domestic violence charges
Penrith Panthers player Taylan May will this week learn if he will return to the game after being charged with multiple domestic violence offences. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars for Eagles, on top against Demons; Lever out with concussion
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
Magic Round LIVE: Tigers sin-bin piles pressure on as Dolphins lead Suncorp finale
Can the Dolphins continue their hot streak and make it five wins on the trot? ⌘ Read more
Tigers star binned for high shot
Brent Naden was given his marching orders just before half-time at Magic Round. ⌘ Read more
Magic Round LIVE: Tigers sin-bin piles pressure on as Dolphins lead Suncorp finale
Can the Dolphins continue their hot streak and make it five wins on the trot? ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars for Eagles, on top early against Demons; Lever out with concussion
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
Magic Round LIVE: Tigers sin-bin piles pressure on as Dolphins lead Suncorp finale
Can the Dolphins continue their hot streak and make it five wins on the trot? ⌘ Read more
Succession drama grips Gucci as sales fail to make the cut
Some investors are beginning to ask whether Gucci boss Francois-Henri Pinault should consider passing the baton at his luxury empire and bring in fresh blood. ⌘ Read more
New apartment and home construction needs more supervision
Readers discuss the problems homebuyers face when flawed design, construction and fit-out occurs in recently built buildings. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars for Eagles, on top early against Demons; Lever out with concussion
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
How the Hawks were the architects of their own heartbreak
This should have been Hawthorn’s best win under Sam Mitchell, given it was playing an in-form opponent in hostile territory. Instead, it was one of the great fumbles. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars for Eagles, on top early against Demons; Lever out with concussion
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
Magic Round LIVE: Tigers sin-bin piles pressure on as Dolphins lead Suncorp finale
Can the Dolphins continue their hot streak and make it five wins on the trot? ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars for Eagles, on top early against Demons; Lever out with concussion
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
Magic Round LIVE: Tigers sin-bin piles pressure on as Dolphins lead Suncorp finale
Can the Dolphins continue their hot streak and make it five wins on the trot? ⌘ Read more
Wines off with heart troubles again
Ollie Wines was subbed off in Port Adelaide's win over the Hawks, complaining of heart palpitations. ⌘ Read more
Tigers refuse to commit to Leichhardt Oval despite government pledge
The Wests Tigers will hold a board meeting on Monday to discuss its stadium strategy and are not in a position to commit to playing any games at Leichhardt Oval. ⌘ Read more
Reid steps up to the plate with insane goal
Harley Reid has again proven why he is just so special, kicking an insane goal from a centre clearance for the Eagles. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars for Eagles, on top early against Demons; Lever out with concussion
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
Arthur defiant, Munster injured as Storm run riot over Eels
Melbourne ran out comprehensive 48-16 winners over the Eels, but the victory was soured by Cameron Munster leaving the field in agony with an injury that has significant State of Origin implications. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars for Eagles, on top early against Demons; Lever out with concussion
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
Domestic violence victims speak up
As the nation grapples with a domestic violence crisis, the so-called “invisible” victims are speaking up. ⌘ Read more
Protesters clash outside of Victorian parliament
Pro-Palestinian and pro-Israeli supporters have clashed outside state parliament. ⌘ Read more
Hundreds of homes suddenly deemed flood-prone in inner-city estate
Residents want answers after a Melbourne Water update designated about 900 properties near the Maribyrnong River as at risk of flooding. ⌘ Read more
Welcome to a once notorious maximum security prison
Locked up at age 16, this former inmate now runs tours of the place he spent many years - and found redemption. ⌘ Read more
Magic Round LIVE: Tigers sin-bin piles pressure on as Dolphins lead Suncorp finale
Can the Dolphins continue their hot streak and make it five wins on the trot? ⌘ Read more
Investigators allege NRL star’s father has cartel links, sent drugs from Mexico
More details have emerged about the alleged crimes of Australian man Gregor Johann Haas, who was arrested in the Philippines on Wednesday. ⌘ Read more
Investigators believe NRL star’s father has cartel links, sent drugs from Mexico
More details have emerged about the alleged crimes of Australian man Gregor Johann Haas, who was arrested in the Philippines on Wednesday. ⌘ Read more
Magic Round LIVE: Tigers sin-bin piles pressure on as Dolphins lead Suncorp finale
Can the Dolphins continue their hot streak and make it five wins on the trot? ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars for Eagles, on top early against Demons; Lever out with concussion
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
‘Weird, uncomfortable’, but Goldstein gets win over Roos; Saint Webster cleared over bump
Todd Goldstein had mixed emotions but no regrets after playing against his former club, while the match review officer has cleared Saint Jimmy Webster after there was scrutiny of his bump on a Dockers opponent. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars for Eagles, on top early against Demons; Lever out with concussion
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
Dolphins dominate with early Bostock magic
Jack Bostock put the Dolphins on the board quickly with his ninth try in 10 games this season. ⌘ Read more
Magic Round LIVE: Veteran prop enjoys rare four-pointer as Dolphins win arm-wrestle
Can the Dolphins continue their hot streak and make it five wins on the trot? ⌘ Read more
Police officer stabbed in head apprehended attacker
After sustaining two stab wounds to the head, the injured constable and his colleague chased down the suspect near Hyde Park in Sydney’s CBD. ⌘ Read more
Storms, scenery and espressos mark re-enactment of pioneer 1924 flight
Pilot Michael Smith has completed an aerial circumnavigation of Australia in tribute to the first such feat 100 years ago. ⌘ Read more
Diaries reveal top end of town, Labor mates have ear of the premier
The first full release of three months of MPs’ diaries reveal a host of familiar names meeting with Spring Street figures, including Anthony Pratt, Lindsay Fox’s family and trade union members. ⌘ Read more
Arthur defiant, Munster injured as Storm run riot over Eels
Melbourne ran out comprehensive 48-16 winners over the Eels, but the victory was soured by Cameron Munster leaving the field in agony with an injury that has significant State of Origin implications. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars for Eagles, on top early against Demons; Lever out with concussion
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
Restaurants call to bring back dining vouchers
Sydney’s restaurant and business owners want the state government to bring back dining vouchers, saying staying open right now is tougher than it was during the COVID-19 pandemic. ⌘ Read more
Magic Round LIVE: Veteran prop enjoys rare four-pointer as Dolphins win arm-wrestle
Can the Dolphins continue their hot streak and make it five wins on the trot? ⌘ Read more
Byrne-Jones kicks winner with one second left
Port Adelaide's Darcy Byrne-Jones kicked the winner against the Hawks with just seconds left on the clock. ⌘ Read more
Magic Round LIVE: Bostock puts ’Phins up as Suncorp extravaganza winds down
Can the Dolphins continue their hot streak and make it five wins on the trot? ⌘ Read more
What do King Charles and Margot Robbie have in common? They’re both avid kidulters
It’s easy to assume that toys speak only to kids and that once puberty hits, we stop needing their comfort. But that assumption would be wrong. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars for Eagles, on top early against Demons; Lever out with concussion
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
NRL star’s father sent hidden drugs from Mexico, investigators believe
More details have emerged about the alleged crimes of Australian man Gregor Johann Haas, who was arrested in the Philippines on Wednesday. ⌘ Read more
Magic Round LIVE: Bostock puts ’Phins up as Suncorp extravaganza winds down
Can the Dolphins continue their hot streak and make it five wins on the trot? ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars for Eagles, on top early against Demons; Lever out with concussion
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
Mother of Bondi Junction victim backs increased mental health funding
The grieving mother of a Bondi Junction attack victim is tonight calling on the NSW government to address a shortfall in mental health funding and services. ⌘ Read more
Stakeholders band together to make call on Leichhardt Oval
Discussions between the federal and NSW governments and Inner West Council are in the "final stages" of striking a deal to save Leichhardt Oval. ⌘ Read more
Huge meteor captured over northern Portugal
What appears to be a huge meteor has been filmed streaking over northern Portugal. ⌘ Read more
Australian injured in Afghanistan recovering in hospital
Australian man Joe McDowell, who was injured in a shooting that killed six people in central Afghanistan, is said to be recovering well in hospital. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars as Eagles get early lead against Demons; Power with win for the ages over Hawks
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
Magic Round LIVE: Bostock puts ’Phins up as Suncorp extravaganza winds down
Can the Dolphins continue their hot streak and make it five wins on the trot? ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after police officer allegedly stabbed
A 33-year-old man was arrested in the Sydney CBD after allegedly stabbing a police officer. ⌘ Read more
New proposal to make switching energy providers easier
Switching energy providers and saving hundreds of dollars will soon be easier, under a new proposal from the federal government. ⌘ Read more
ADF members reportedly facing expulsion over drug test
Six Defence Force members of a Richmond-based army unit are facing expulsion after they allegedly tested positive to illicit drugs days before Jack Fitzgibbon was killed in a training jump. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Reid stars as Eagles get early lead against Demons; Power with win for the ages over Hawks
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more
Magic Round LIVE: Bostock puts ’Phins up as Suncorp extravaganza winds down
Can the Dolphins continue their hot streak and make it five wins on the trot? ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 10 LIVE updates: Eagles, Demons battle at Optus; Power with win for the ages over Hawks
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions for the AFL Sunday games for round 10. ⌘ Read more