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Starc destroys Head’s stumps to get better of Cummins in IPL
Travis Head’s duck in the IPL wasn’t all bad news for Australia because it signalled a stunning return to form by his national teammate Mitchell Starc ahead of the T20 World Cup. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Warwick Farm on Wednesday
Everything you need to know to pick a winner on a seven-race card. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
The King picks a Queensland line-up: QLDER - Ep12
In this episode of QLDER The King picks his Queensland Origin side for Game 1 in Sydney and debates its merits with selector Darren Lockyer. Locky takes us inside the selection meetings with coach Billy Slater in the lead-up to Origin. The boys discuss Wayne Bennett's move back to the Rabbitohs over the Eels and who looks closer to winning a Premiership and Locky's confiden ... ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: House prices, internet speeds drag Brisbane down; Residents fight Fortitude Valley plan
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Trump defence rests its case after calling only two witnesses to stand
In an astonishing own goal, the defence team’s work was undermined when they made a last-minute decision to call brash New York lawyer Robert Costello to testify. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Stranded Australians return home from New Caledonia
First evacuation flight brings stranded Australians home from New Caledonia. ⌘ Read more
Passenger dies, dozens injured after Singapore Airlines flight hit severe turbulence
More than 50 Australians were aboard a Singapore Airlines plane when it hit severe turbulence, leaving one passenger dead. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Grandfather dies after ‘severe’ turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight
Geoffrey Kitchen was travelling with his wife of more than 50 years, Linda, who has been transferred to hospital for treatment. ⌘ Read more
Matthew Perry’s death under criminal investigation
Police are now examining why the 54-year-old star had so much ketamine in his system when he died in October. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Pies rule out De Goey as unlikely pair get their chance
With Jordan De Goey out with an injury concern, two debutants will get their chance for Collingwood on Friday night. ⌘ Read more
French President Macron heads to riot-hit New Caledonia as Australia, NZ evacuate tourists
Some 108 Australians and other tourists landed in Brisbane on two government flights, Australian Foreign Minister Penny Wong said on X. More flights are expected. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to rise as Wall Street edges higher; Trump Media slumps
US stocks are drifting around their record levels as Wall Street looks to be headed for another quiet day of trading. ⌘ Read more
Eight Australians in hospital after horror Singapore Airlines flight
A Singapore Airlines flight from London to Singapore hit severe turbulence on Tuesday,with eight of the more than 50 Australians on board in hospital. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Passenger dies, dozens injured after Singapore Airlines flight hit severe turbulence
More than 50 Australians were aboard a Singapore Airlines plane when it hit severe turbulence, leaving one passenger dead. ⌘ Read more
Stranded Australians return home from New Caledonia
First evacuation flight brings stranded Australians home from New Caledonia. ⌘ Read more
Two people dead, third critically injured after NSW road crash
Two people have been killed in a single-vehicle car crash near Coffs Harbour in northern NSW. ⌘ Read more
Singapore Airlines makes emergency landing after turbulence leaves one dead, dozens injured
Singapore Airlines says one person has died and others were injured when a London-Singapore flight hit severe turbulence on Tuesday. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: House prices, internet speeds drag Brisbane down; Residents fight Fortitude Valley plan
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Passenger dies, dozens injured after Singapore Airlines flight hit severe turbulence
More than 50 Australians were aboard a Singapore Airlines plane when it hit severe turbulence, leaving one passenger dead. ⌘ Read more
Donald Trump criticised over video referencing 'united Reich'
US Vice President Kamala Harris has rebuked Donald Trump over an 'appalling' video he shared. ⌘ Read more
Stranded Australians return home from New Caledonia
First evacuation flight brings stranded Australians home from New Caledonia. ⌘ Read more
Australia news live: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Pies rule out De Goey as unlikely pair get their chance
With Jordan De Goey out with an injury concern, two debutants will get their chance for Collingwood on FRiday night. ⌘ Read more
Thunderstorm ‘waves’ and jet streams: Why flights are getting bumpier
Severe turbulence has increased by 55 per cent on one of the world’s busiest flight paths. ⌘ Read more
Arthur holds no grudges towards Eels
Sacked Parramatta coach Brad Arthur says he is not bitter after losing his job in the middle of the season. ⌘ Read more
‘Ivan the Terrible’: Wall Street’s poster boy of greed
Ivan Boesky, who was believed to have been the model for the character of Gordon Gekko, the rapacious villain played by Michael Douglas in the 1987 film Wall Street, has died. ⌘ Read more
Donald Trump criticised over video referencing 'united Reich'
US Vice President Kamala Harris has rebuked Donald Trump over an 'appalling' video he shared. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Wednesday May 15
National weather forecast for Wednesday May 15. ⌘ Read more
Stranded Australians return home from New Caledonia
First evacuation flight brings stranded Australians home from New Caledonia. ⌘ Read more
Two people dead, third critically injured after NSW road crash
Two people have been killed in a single-vehicle car crash near Coffs Harbour in northern NSW. ⌘ Read more
Passenger dies, dozens injured after Singapore Airlines flight hit severe turbulence
More than 50 Australians were aboard a Singapore Airlines plane when it hit severe turbulence, leaving one passenger dead. ⌘ Read more
Super Fit: how to get your superannuation into better shape
Expert tips and advice on creating the healthies possible super balance so that you can have a comfortable retirement. ⌘ Read more
Man charged with helping Hong Kong intelligence service dies
Matthew Trickett and two others were due to appear at London’s Central Criminal Court for a hearing on Friday on spying charges. ⌘ Read more
Dr Chris Brown’s move from Ten to Seven is not the misstep many predicted
Dr Chris Brown has yet again shown us all that dreams do come true, and in the good doctor’s case, the stranger the dream, the better. ⌘ Read more
Chris Hemsworth steals the show in this ambitious addition to Mad Max saga
George Miller’s action sequences in Furiosa, the most expensive Australian film ever, are as exhilarating as ever. ⌘ Read more
This molten kimchi jaffle will take you to Funkytown
Cheese toasties are great. This West Melbourne gem’s fermented extras makes them even better, according to Sandwich watch. ⌘ Read more
A tiny shack in a nondescript arcade is serving some of Sydney’s best brisket sandwiches
The meat is smoked for 14 hours at the owner’s home then served from a no-frills kiosk in a tired arcade. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to rise as Wall Street edges up
US stocks are drifting around their record levels as Wall Street looks to be headed for another quiet day of trading. ⌘ Read more
Australia’s first ‘glamping’ site still reigns supreme in the bush
Paperbark Camp has managed to package all the good things about camping with none of the annoyances. ⌘ Read more
Want to get your super fighting fit? Here’s where to start
It’s never too early to start thinking about your super, even if retirement feels like a long way off. Here’s where you should start. ⌘ Read more
Will my pension be cut if I move in with my sister?**
Moving in with a sibling is unlikely to have a bearing on your pension as Centrelink does not consider family members as being in a relationship. ⌘ Read more
My wife thinks investing is too risky, how do I convince her?**
When someone says they think investing is too risky, they can often be speaking from a place of fear. There are some things you can do to overcome this. ⌘ Read more
Have property prices peaked for now? These factors suggest so
Weakness could emerge in Australian house prices in the second half of 2024 with the RBA potentially keeping interest rates on hold. ⌘ Read more
How can I stop my horoscope obsession?**
Quitting the future-predicting now augurs a happier tomorrow, says our Modern Guru. ⌘ Read more
Victorians are deserting Labor and its own budget contains the reason
The state’s surging debt and the government’s shelved promises laid out in this month’s budget have sent support for Labor to a fresh, and deep, low. ⌘ Read more
See this magnificent place before it’s gone forever
I’ve read a lot about global warming, but seeing it so starkly in action is shocking, and it makes me wonder if I should be here at all. ⌘ Read more
Something truly strange is happening when Dutton wants to slash immigration
The unaffordability of home ownership is a good issue for the election campaign, but Peter Dutton is drawing a long bow in linking it to immigration. ⌘ Read more
Writer Marian Keyes on pushing through depression’s ‘numb bubble’**
One of Ireland’s most successful authors talks candidly about overcoming mental health challenges, giving writing “a go” – and her definition of success. ⌘ Read more
These are the ten events not to miss at Sydney Writers’ Festival
This year’s literary feast offers a tantalising menu for lovers of all sorts of writing. ⌘ Read more
After 20 years, I finally returned to the Kenyan refugee camp I’d left for a new life
I went from being a 17-year-old who appreciated a glass of water to a clichéd Melburnian coffee snob who needs three cups a day. ⌘ Read more
The toxic positivity in my workplace is driving me up the wall. What can I do?**
Toxic positivity can trigger shame, reduce wellbeing and increase stress. ⌘ Read more
If it feels like everyone you know is going to Japan, it’s because they are
There’s a growing awareness that Japan is essentially on sale right now, thanks to a favourable exchange rate. ⌘ Read more
‘You fail to meet your calcium needs’: Where this general manager’s diet falls short
Marty McCaig is behind Byron Bay’s hottest hotel. Here, he shares his day on a plate. ⌘ Read more
Singapore lost the ‘world’s best airport’ title. Here’s how it will get it back
Singapore’s Changi Airport may have been relegated to the second-best in the world this year, but it won’t let the grass grow under its feet. ⌘ Read more
Three things I love: Perth’s banh mi royalty share their day on a plate
Warning: after reading about a typical Saturday “food adventure” for Perth’s “banh mi king and queen” and their Mini-Me, your cravings will be uncontrollable. ⌘ Read more
Eating cheap: Families slash weekly shop to under $200 a week
Families across the country are being forced to re-evaluate their weekly shops in the face of rising grocery prices. ⌘ Read more
Labor’s popularity plunges as voters demand government tackle debt
Support for Jacinta Allan’s government has dropped to a primary vote of 28 per cent, sliding from 42 per cent under Daniel Andrews’ leadership about a year ago. ⌘ Read more
‘Early warning sign’: Why property owners are selling their homes now
Owners are selling up in greater numbers this autumn than they were at the same time last year, new figures show. ⌘ Read more
Singapore Airlines makes emergency landing after turbulence leaves one dead, 30 injured
Singapore Airlines says one person has died and others were injured when a London-Singapore flight hit severe turbulence on Tuesday. ⌘ Read more
Singapore Airlines makes emergency landing after turbulence leaves one dead, 30 injured
Singapore Airlines says one person has died and others were injured when a London-Singapore flight hit severe turbulence on Tuesday. ⌘ Read more
$16 billion and 16 years to kickstart Australia’s next nuclear plant: CSIRO
The nation’s top science agency has found the cost of large scale nuclear plants backed by the federal Coalition cannot compete on price with renewables. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Wednesday, May 22
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Singapore Airlines makes emergency landing after turbulence leaves one dead, 30 injured
Singapore Airlines says one person has died and others were injured when a London-Singapore flight hit severe turbulence on Tuesday. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, May 22, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Andrew Dyson
Some of his best work. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Matt Golding
Illustrations by the artist from The Age. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Simon Letch
Gallery of illustrations by the Sydney Morning Herald artist. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Cathy Wilcox
The latest work by the acclaimed Sydney Morning Herald editorial cartoonist. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, May 22, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
Australia to ban replicas of weight loss drugs Ozempic and Mounjaro
The ban will drastically reduce the availability of the popular weight-loss injections – which have been in short supply globally – and disrupt the businesses capitalising on the huge demand. ⌘ Read more
A fairytale ending is unlikely for Rafael Nadal, Australian great predicts
Australian tennis great Todd Woodbridge believes retirement-bound legend Rafael Nadal is long odds to achieve a fairytale Roland-Garros farewell in the next fortnight. ⌘ Read more
A fairytale ending is unlikely for Rafael Nadal, Australian great predicts
Australian tennis great Todd Woodbridge believes retirement-bound legend Rafael Nadal is long odds to achieve a fairytale Roland-Garros farewell in the next fortnight. ⌘ Read more
AFLW players help raise money for Starlight
AFLW players are among those raising money for Starlight Children's Foundation. ⌘ Read more
Family want answers as to why killer father is being released
The family of a woman who died from a brain injury years after being thrown to the ground by her father as a toddler want to know why he is being released. ⌘ Read more
‘He’s a damn good person’: Bennett open to Burgess reunion at Souths
Seven-time premiership-winning coach Wayne Bennett is officially returning to the Rabbitohs – and he could be joined by one of the club’s favourite sons. ⌘ Read more
Our guardians in the north
And eating crow in the south. ⌘ Read more
Woman’s life saved twice by kidney transplant
A woman has received two kidney transplants, both from members of her family. ⌘ Read more
Passenger dies as Singapore Airline flight hits 'severe turbulence'
A passenger has died after a flight from the United Kingdom to Singapore was hit by "severe turbulence". ⌘ Read more
Singapore Airlines makes emergency landing after turbulence leaves one dead, 30 injured
Singapore Airlines says a person has died and others were injured when a London-Singapore flight hit severe turbulence. ⌘ Read more
Singapore Airlines makes emergency landing after turbulence leaves one dead, 30 injured
Singapore Airlines says a person has died and others were injured when a London-Singapore flight hit severe turbulence. ⌘ Read more
House prices, internet speeds drag Brisbane down global rankings
But a new city index says Brisbane “excels” on life expectancy and rates highly for economics, quality of life and human capital. ⌘ Read more
Residents say 16-storey tower bid breaches faith with Valley plan
A controversial development proposal has been taken to City Hall, where residents told Lord Mayor Adrian Schrinner to honour height limits in Fortitude Valley. ⌘ Read more
In defence of jet-setting politicians doing their job
Ask most Queensland MPs if they’d rather be home with their family or schmoozing abroad and nine times out of 10, you can bet the family would win. ⌘ Read more
Stroll, shop and eat at Brisbane’s best night markets
Night-market season has returned for 2024, with plenty of shopping, snacking and entertainment to warm body and soul throughout the winter months. ⌘ Read more
The Broncos are set to be gutted. A lightning rookie could be a saviour
Eight minutes is all it took for a young Bronco to announce himself as a future star. ⌘ Read more
A father’s violence cut his daughter’s life short. He will walk free after 5½ years in jail
When Teagen Ferguson was just a toddler, her father inflicted on her such catastrophic injuries that she eventually died at 18 years old. ⌘ Read more
Who really runs the country? The secret roles of Albanese’s ministers
Anthony Albanese’s ministers have portfolios – they also have other roles: confidantes, influencers, attack dogs. And some are more equal than others. ⌘ Read more
Do we believe in a justice system only when it suits us?**
Readers react to the ICC prosecutor’s claims against Benjamin Netanyahu and debate the Melbourne protests. ⌘ Read more
Port Adelaide's Josh Carr believes its last gasp victory over Hawthorn isn’t masking issues
Port Adelaide assistant coach Josh Carr believes the Power's last gasp victory over Hawthorn isn't masking bigger issues. ⌘ Read more
Footage of alleged Adelaide crime spree captured on camera
Two men have been charged after a string of offences across Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
‘I’m sorry and embarrassed’: Emotional Coleman opens up on Waratahs exit
Darren Coleman rode the highs and lows of every defeat as Waratahs coach. His press conference on Tuesday was no different. ⌘ Read more