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Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Newcastle beat Spurs on penalties, Kuol sinks shot in front of 78,419 at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Police respond to suspicious death on suburban Sydney street
Police have made an arrest after a man died at a unit complex in Sydney’s south-west on Wednesday evening. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Newcastle beat Spurs on penalties after 1-1 friendly finish
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Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Newcastle beat Spurs on penalties after 1-1 friendly finish
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Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Spurs, Newcastle sent to penalties, 1-1
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Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Spurs, Newcastle tied 1-1 as Kuol makes his debut
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Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Spurs, Newcastle tied 1-1 as Kuol makes his debut
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Calls to bring back AFL State of Origin
Should the AFL consider bringing back State of Origin? Eddie McGuire discusses the prod and cons. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Spurs, Newcastle tied 1-1 as Kuol makes his debut
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Spurs, Newcastle tied 1-1 as Kuol makes his debut
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Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Isak, Maddison score goals as Spurs, Newcastle tied 1-1
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Disgusting desserts made in microwaves makes this MasterChef ep almost relatable
As week six of the cooking show crawls to its conclusion we ask ourselves – who the hell is Sue? ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Isak, Maddison score goals as Spurs, Newcastle tied 1-1
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Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Isak, Maddison score goals as Spurs, Newcastle tied 1-1
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Isak, Maddison score goals as Spurs, Newcastle tied 1-1
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Norway, Ireland and Spain are formally recognising Palestine as a state
Israel responded angrily to the news, recalling Israel’s ambassadors and summoned the three countries’ envoys in Israel. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Isak, Maddison score goals as Spurs, Newcastle tied 1-1
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
The sock hop gets some European flair
While selected suburbs reach dizzy new heights. ⌘ Read more
Bartel slams calls to shorten game
Why Jimmy Bartel doesn't agree the game needs shorter quarters to ease the increasing number of injuries. ⌘ Read more
McGuire's new details on AFL's concussion crisis
Eddie McGuire has brought to light some new details surrounding the AFL's concussion crisis. ⌘ Read more
Alleged criminals advertising counterfeit cash on social media
A new trend has emerged of alleged criminals advertising counterfeit cash on social media. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Isak, Maddison score goals as Spurs, Newcastle tied 1-1
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Facebook Marketplace scammers target WA residents
Facebook Marketplace scammers are demanding deposits for goods that don't exist before sending Western Australians to random addresses. ⌘ Read more
Bus driver stood down after boy dragged 300 metres
A bus driver has been stood down after a 12-year-old boy was dragged 300 metres in Perth. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Isak, Maddison score goals as Spurs, Newcastle tied 1-1
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Maddison opens scoring as Spurs lead 1-0
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Football club pays tribute to SA Police commissioner’s son killed in crash
The football clubs of two young men, including the son of South Australia’s police commissioner, have paid tribute to the pair. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Maddison opens scoring as Spurs lead 1-0
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Maddison opens scoring as Spurs lead 1-0
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Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Son, Spurs on the attack but Newcastle battling bac
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Son attacking early as Ange’s Spurs get on front foot
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Cleary keen to change crazy training standards
Nathan Cleary says he'll change up his training methods if it ensures he won't injure his troubled hamstring again. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Son, Maddison and Trippier named to start as Ange returns to MCG turf
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Broken promises and delayed projects the reason for Allan’s poll slump
Readers discuss reasons the Allan government is losing support according to the results of this week’s Resolve Political Monitor survey of 1105 eligible Victorian voters. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Son, Maddison and Trippier named to start as Ange returns to MCG turf
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
SEQ mayors unite to demand new state deal to pay for population growth
Premier Steven Miles wants migration cut to help his government respond to growth pressures. South-east mayors want more infrastructure funding. ⌘ Read more
Labor refuses to release new Brisbane tunnel plan
Details of the underground tollway from Kedron to Carseldine remain shrouded in secrecy, despite LNP support in both parliament and City Hall. ⌘ Read more
Small Brisbane venues are struggling. Is it time for a rescue mission?**
Less than a week after discovering my new favourite bar, I was surprised to read its desperate plea for help. “Basically, it was do or die.” ⌘ Read more
Crows star to make amends after loss
Crows star Josh Rachele will make amends in a game against the Eagles after last week’s loss. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Son, Maddison and Trippier named to start as Ange returns to MCG turf
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
New plan to tackle body image issues in sports
A new program is aimed at tackling issues around body image in sporting clubs. ⌘ Read more
SA premier asks oil company to clear vacant land for housing
The South Australian premier has asked a global oil company to clear vacant land to make way for new homes. ⌘ Read more
Trump in hot water over 'Nazi' rhetoric in social media post
Donald Trump has found himself in hot water over a social media post that used Nazi rhetoric. ⌘ Read more
‘Different coaches’: Waugh says Eddie Jones chaos won’t be a factor in Cheika call
Rugby Australia Phil Waugh says the search for a new Waratahs coach will be fast, but thorough. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Son, Maddison and Trippier named to start as Ange returns to MCG turf
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Boxing Day, women’s Tests in limbo amid stand-off with Allan government
A stand-off between Cricket Australia and the Victorian government has left the Ashes Boxing Day Test and next season’s Women’s Test in limbo. ⌘ Read more
The crowds are booming, but netball has a $30 million problem
A multimillion dollar loss for Super Netball, buried in financial statements lodged with the corporate regulator, comes amid a changing of the guard at the top of the cash-strapped sport. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Son, Maddison and Trippier named to start as Ange returns to MCG turf
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Assumption College school bus driver dies in crash north of Melbourne
Passers-by used a ladder to help pull frightened children out of the school bus after it ran off the road near Kilmore. ⌘ Read more
‘I haven’t lost the passion’: McGregor puts hand up, Hannay’s agent set for Eels talks
The man who helped the Eels to the grand final two years ago is the first to publicly express an interest in the position made vacant by Brad Arthur’s sacking. ⌘ Read more
‘We’ll welcome Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift back’: Sydney puts up hand to host NFL game
Just months after the megastar singer and her boyfriend jetted into town, Sydney hopes the couple will be back for a historic NFL game in the city. ⌘ Read more
If you win $150 million, odds are you’ll have big decisions to make. Here’s what to do
The chances of you taking home the jackpot are extremely slim, but if you do, experts say there are ways to deal with all that cash and your emotions. ⌘ Read more
Thousands of Australians want a place at a top US university. Here’s how Rizina got hers
Australian students vying for entry to elite US and UK universities are beginning their college preparations from as young as 12. ⌘ Read more
An open letter to Gina Rinehart, from Queen Victoria (and her anxious nostrils)
Women like us are defined more by power than posing. We work hard, we shoulder immense duties, we bellow in the ears of prime ministers. ⌘ Read more
This memoir on grief is a treasure chest of honesty and raw humanity
When her partner of 25 years died, Nova Weetman found the necessity of work and her two children kept her connected to reality. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Son, Maddison and Trippier named to start as Ange returns to MCG turf
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Man’s heartbreak after released detainee allegedly killed brother
A family is heartbroken to learn their loved one’s alleged killer had been released from immigration detention. ⌘ Read more
Pilot repainted 4WD after alleged murder of campers
Greg Lynn's 4WD was painted a different colour when police attended his home months after he allegedly murdered two campers, a jury has been told. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Son, Maddison and Trippier named to start as Ange returns to MCG turf
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Dirt bike riders 'baiting' police and terrorising locals in Victoria
Dirt bike riders are “baiting” police and terrorising locals in one Victorian suburb ⌘ Read more
Alleged criminals advertising counterfeit cash on social media
A new trend has emerged of alleged criminals advertising counterfeit cash on social media. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Son, Maddison and Trippier named to start as Ange returns to MCG turf
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Albanese backs Salvation Army fundraising efforts
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has joined the Salvation Army's efforts to raise funds for Australians doing it tough. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Son, Maddison and Trippier named to start as Ange returns to MCG turf
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Disqualified driver jailed over hit-run crash
A disqualified driver has been jailed over a hit-run crash that left a woman with life-changing injuries in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Son, Maddison and Trippier named to start as Ange returns to MCG turf
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: EPL clubs clash at the MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
‘Both arms tied behind your back’: Why the Dons want change at the tribunal; Swans to challenge severity of Parker ban
Essendon coach and former AFL football boss Brad Scott is unhappy with the league’s “guilty-unless-you-can-prove-your-innocence system”, while Sydney are challenging the severity of the VFL’s six-match ban handed to veteran Luke Parker ⌘ Read more
Bird flu detected on Victorian egg farm
Bird flu has been detected on a Victorian egg farm after a number of poultry deaths. ⌘ Read more
Wests Tigers boss flies to England on secret player clean-out mission
Richardson flew to the United Kingdom as part of a selling spree that could have major ramifications on the joint venture club. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: EPL clubs clash at the MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Investigation launched into man’s death while waiting for ambulance
An investigation has been launched into a man’s death while he was waiting for an ambulance in Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Queensland premier welcomes cuts to migrant intake to ease housing crisis
Queensland Premier Steven Miles has welcomed cuts to Australia’s migrant intake to take pressure off the housing crisis. ⌘ Read more
Rescuer tells of pulling children from crashed Assumption College bus
Passersby used to ladder to help pull frightened children out of the school bus after it ran off the road near Kilmore. ⌘ Read more
School bus crashes into tree north of Melbourne
A school bus has veered off a road and crashed into a tree north of Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Nuclear power deemed ‘slower’ than renewables by CSIRO
The CSIRO has deemed nuclear power "slower" and "more expensive" than renewables as debate rages over the future of energy in Australia. ⌘ Read more
Latham went 'as low as possible' with anti-gay comments, court hears
Mark Latham's defence of a homophobic, explicit tweet angered fellow MP Alex Greenwich and made his stomach churn, a court has been told. ⌘ Read more
Singapore flight passengers land in Sydney after severe turbulence killed one, injured others
Passengers who were on a Singapore Airlines flight that suffered severe turbulence mid-air have landed in Sydney one person died and dozens more were injured. ⌘ Read more
The Star not suitable for licence in any circumstance, inquiry told
Counsel assisting Caspar Conde said there is no indication the casino giant is fit to be given a licence, even under the eye of a special manager. ⌘ Read more
Alleged murderer changed colour of his 4WD after deaths, court hears
Gregory Lynn was also snapped by a traffic camera at the same time as missing camper Russell Hill’s phone was traced to the same stretch of remote road, the Supreme Court was told. ⌘ Read more
Labor dumps GP payroll tax after shock poll shows primary vote slump
Bulk-billing GPs will be exempt from payroll tax and other doctors will be spared the impost for a year after health clinics threatened to shame the government over its “tax on health”. ⌘ Read more
Norway, Ireland and Spain are formally recognising Palestine as a state
“There cannot be peace in the Middle East if there is no recognition,” the Norwegian prime minister said. ⌘ Read more
Police to get sweeping search powers under new WA anti-knife legislation
WA Police will be given sweeping powers to search people for knifes in public under legislation modelled on Queensland’s “Jack’s Law”. ⌘ Read more
It’s defend yourself, or get crushed by China’s export tsunami
An open world economy cannot exist with a deformed Chinese economy that accounts for 13 per cent of global consumption but produces 31 per cent of all manufactured goods. ⌘ Read more
Hawkesbury debutants aiming to spring into winter carnival
Hawkesbury’s Thursday meeting looms as the perfect springboard for a few leading stables with eyes on a potential hit-and-run mission to the Queensland winter carnival. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Thursday meeting at Hawkesbury
Everything you need to make your selections for the NSW feature meeting. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Brisbane on Wednesday, May 22
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Norway, Ireland and Spain are formally recognising Palestine as a state
“There cannot be peace in the Middle East if there is no recognition,” the Norwegian prime minister said. ⌘ Read more
‘Cross your legs’: MPs put on notice amid heated Queensland question time
Opposition MP Ros Bates yelled the comment while Health Minister Shannon Fentiman was responding to a question about cancelled maternity services. ⌘ Read more
ASX flatlines; Webjet a winner, Telstra tumbles again
The Australian sharemarket was unable to hang on to its early gains as weakness in communication stocks pulled the bourse slightly into the red. ⌘ Read more
First Nova, now Foster: Exodus leaves republic movement leaderless
The Australian Republic Movement has revealed co-chair Craig Foster will follow Nova Peris out the door. The pair have different views on Israel. ⌘ Read more
Is this Brisbane’s most iconic banh mi shop?**
On a busy day it churns through more than 300 rolls, easily. Here’s why locals can’t get enough of Minh Tan Bakery. ⌘ Read more
Norway, Ireland and Spain are formally recognising Palestine as a state
“There cannot be peace in the Middle East if there is no recognition,” the Norwegian prime minister said. ⌘ Read more
Shadow treasurer changes script on Dutton’s immigration cuts
Angus Taylor stated a different net overseas migration target to Peter Dutton’s announcement last week. The government labelled the shadow treasurer’s comments “shambolic”. ⌘ Read more
10 new neighbourhood wine bars to cosy up in this winter
The charming little wine bar has entered its golden era in Melbourne. Here are 10 new ones to while away the chilly winter afternoons and evenings in. ⌘ Read more
Norway, Ireland and Spain are formally recognising Palestine as a state
“There cannot be peace in the Middle East if there is no recognition,” the Norwegian prime minister said. ⌘ Read more
‘Not sticking around to see who’s firing’: UN cancels food trucks in Rafah
The UN’s food agency has stopped its aid convoys into under-siege Gaza for security reasons, after Israel launched an incursion into the area. ⌘ Read more
Norway is formally recognising Palestine as a state. Ireland, Spain to follow
“There cannot be peace in the Middle East if there is no recognition,” the Norwegian prime minister said. ⌘ Read more
Emergency services rush to Kilmore school bus crash
Paramedics and other emergency services were called to reports of a school bus collision in Kilmore about 3.45pm this afternoon. ⌘ Read more
Victorian child confirmed to have rare and dangerous H5N1 bird flu
A critically ill child who returned from India in March was infected with the disease, which has killed millions of animals worldwide. ⌘ Read more