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WA news LIVE: Teen dies in horror Gooseberry crash; Calls for Transperth bus driver who ‘dragged boy’ to be charged
Follow our live coverage here ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Legends build their perfect NSW Blues side: Freddy & The Eighth - Ep13
Brad Fittler and Andrew Johns collaborate on their ultimate NSW Blues lineup for State of Origin Game 1. The footy masterminds debate history vs form, unpack every position, and identify the game plan for beating the Queensland Maroons. The boys react to Brad Arthur's sacking and what it means for the Eels, dish out their votes fo ... ⌘ Read more
New Zealand man unearths guns, ammo while metal detecting
Wellington man Dan O'Donnell has unearthed two guns, including an AK-47, on his first day of metal detecting. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
‘They loved him’: Shaken students offered counselling after driver dies in school bus crash
A Victorian school principal said his students were devastated after a much-loved school bus driver died following a crash on Wednesday afternoon. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
China frees journalist jailed for reporting COVID-19 lockdown
Citizen journalist Zhang Zhan who reported the Wuhan COVID-19 outbreak has been released from a Chinese jail. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: SEQ mayors demand new state deal; Brisbane tunnel plans stay secret
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Diminished and drenched, Rishi Sunak seems impatient for his own demise
The British PM is attempting to pull off a turnaround that would be unique in modern political history. It’s not off to a convincing start. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Teen dies in horror Gooseberry crash; Calls for Transperth bus driver who ‘dragged boy’ to be charged
Follow our live coverage here ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Panthers sign Tigers star Papali'i
Penrith Panthers have pounced to sign unwanted Tigers backrower Isaiah Papali'i from 2025. ⌘ Read more
Why Tigers are sending marquee man Papali’i to Penrith
The reigning premiers have landed the Kiwi back-rower after he was given permission to explore his options in a move described by the Tigers as ‘purely about our salary cap’. ⌘ Read more
NSW government throws Eraring power station a lifeline until 2027
Australia’s largest coal-fired power will continue operating for another three years. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Thursday meeting at Hawkesbury
Everything you need to make your selections for the NSW feature meeting. ⌘ Read more
Traffic chaos as van fire shuts M8 Tunnel
A van fire has shut down traffic on the M8 Tunnel, impacting peak hour commuters travelling from the M4 and the Rozelle Interchange. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: SEQ mayors demand new state deal; Brisbane tunnel plans stay secret
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
More Australians evacuated from violence-stricken New Caledonia
The French military has flown 103 Australians from New Caledonia to Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Trump not ‘perfect’ but Nikki Haley endorses him over Biden ‘catastrophe’**
Haley’s endorsement of Trump is notable given her criticism of the “herd mentality” of her fellow Republicans. ⌘ Read more
Perth boy seriously hurt after Transperth bus drags him 300m
There are calls for a Transperth driver to be held accountable after a boy was dragged 300 metres by a bus which left him with a broken pelvis and hand and two skin grafts. ⌘ Read more
Panthers poach Tigers marquee man Papali’i on three-year deal
The reigning premiers have landed the Kiwi back-rower after he was given permission to explore his options by the wooden-spooners. ⌘ Read more
‘They loved him’: Shaken students offered counselling after driver dies in school bus crash
A Victorian school principal said his students were devastated after a much-loved school bus driver died in a crash on Wednesday afternoon. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Fifty-one and done: Atalanta stun Leverkusen in Europa League final
Atalanta’s Ademola Lookman scored the first hat-trick in Europa League and UEFA Cup final history to condemn the German champions to their first loss of the season. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
‘Like a truck hitting the house’: 3.9 magnitude earthquake hits Goulburn
Residents in Goulburn and the surrounding towns reported feeling huge shakes and hearing strange noises as the earthquake shook the region about 6.45am. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
News Corp signs content deal with ChatGPT maker OpenAI
The pact could be worth more than $US250 million over five years and will allow OpenAI to use News Corp content in the ChatGPT-maker’s products. ⌘ Read more
Fifty-one and done: Atalanta stun Leverkusen in Europa League final
Atalanta’s Ademola Lookman scored the first hat-trick in Europa League and UEFA Cup final history to condemn the German champions to their first loss of the season. ⌘ Read more
BBC told to ‘hang heads in shame’ after signing Kyrgios for Wimbledon
A senior British MP and the co-founder of a well-known women’s safety organisation have condemned the BBC’s plans to use the Australian in their coverage next month. ⌘ Read more
CCTV released after Melbourne shooting
New CCTV has been released after a shooting in Altona North, Melbourne, last year. ⌘ Read more
ASX set for sharp losses as Wall Street falls; Nvidia shines
US stock indexes are pulling back from their records as concerns about high interest rates add pressure on the market. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: SEQ mayors demand new state deal; Brisbane tunnel plans stay secret
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Third biggest prize ever offered by an Australian lottery up for grabs tonight
Up to half of adult Australians expected to buy a ticket for tonight's $150 million Powerball draw. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Fifty-one and done: Atalanta stun Leverkusen in Europa League final
Atalanta’s Ademola Lookman scored the first hat-trick in Europa League and UEFA Cup final history to condemn the German champions to their first loss of the season. ⌘ Read more
Lookman completes historic hat trick
Ademola Lookman scored a stunning hat trick at Aviva Stadium, with his finishes progressively becoming more emphatic. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Leverkusen rocked by stunning strike
Bayer Leverkusen are rocked by Ademola Lookman's stunning strike as Atalanta go 2-0 up in the Europa League final. ⌘ Read more
Anglo rejects BHP’s $74 billion third offer, but leaves door open for deal
BHP has gained a one-week extension to come up with an improved and binding takeover offer for Anglo American after its rival rejected its latest bid. ⌘ Read more
Queensland police arrest alleged domestic violence offenders in state-wide operation
Domestic and family violence crackdown in Queensland leads to the arrest of multiple people. ⌘ Read more
Lookman swoops in Europa League final
Atalanta's Ademola Lookman swoops in to score the opening goal of the Europa League final. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Thursday May 23
National weather forecast for Thursday May 23. ⌘ Read more
Big crowds in Iran's capital for president's funeral
Tens of thousands of Iranians attend the funeral of President Ebrahim Raisi in Tehran. ⌘ Read more
In Bangkok, the wounded of Singapore Airlines 321 recall flight’s horrors
Some are evidently traumatised. Many are seriously injured. One man limps by in a gown, neck brace and sling. ⌘ Read more
UK Prime Minister calls general election
British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak announces a general election to be held on July 4. ⌘ Read more
Anglo rejects BHP’s $74 billion third offer, but leaves door open
Anglo American has agreed to a one-week extension for BHP, the world’s biggest listed mining group, to make a binding takeover offer. ⌘ Read more
A Carlton North favourite is shutting its doors after more than two decades
Chef Adrian Richardson’s restaurant has been praised for its consistency, dry-aged steaks and house-made smallgoods. So why turn off the lights? ⌘ Read more
There is one Rabbitoh NSW must pick for Origin … and it’s not Latrell
Origin can bring out the best in players looking to escape the dramas at their club. Michael Maguire can do that with South Sydney’s mercurial star. ⌘ Read more
This year’s Vivid Music program is massive – here are the must-see acts
This year’s festival features more than 70 artists. We’ve narrowed it down for you. ⌘ Read more
The star of this shocking play about rape wishes you hadn’t been warned
Carolina Bianchi will be drugged and probed while on stage in her Rising performance. But that’s not what she’s annoyed about. ⌘ Read more
Forget RuPaul’s Drag Race. Local drag is here to slay
Eclipse, a Rising Festival drag performance, will have you counting down to the apocalypse while reconsidering the meaning of drag itself. ⌘ Read more
Push the gravy boat out at 12 of Sydney’s best Sunday roasts
From giant Yorkies to crackling porchetta, here’s where to find roasts with the most from Prospect to Avalon Beach. ⌘ Read more
The day I shopped for hair products with Booker Prize winner Paul Lynch
Booker Prize winner 2023 Paul Lynch is in Australia to talk about his award-winning book Prophet Song. ⌘ Read more
I’m calling it: Why ‘marvellous’ moments in sports commentary are dying out
Where are the Benauds, the Comettis, and the Warrens of the new generation? It might be case that the talent is there, we’re just not listening like we used to. ⌘ Read more
ASX set for sharp losses as Wall Street falls on Fed minutes
US stock indexes are pulling back from their records as concerns about high interest rates add pressure on the market. ⌘ Read more
How to sell your home for $112,000 more than your neighbour
A new report finds how to fetch a higher price, attract more online listing views and make a home more liveable in the meantime. ⌘ Read more
Getting family violence victims out of motels key to suicide prevention, premier told
Expanding crisis shelters is cheaper and safer than housing women in motels, Victoria’s leading 24/7 family violence response provider says. ⌘ Read more
A smoother bus ride is on the way to one of Sydney’s busiest CBDs
Construction on a new hub for 165 electric buses in Sydney’s north is due to start early next year. ⌘ Read more
Opposition wary of WA government splashing cash on in-house lawyers
The Department of Premier and Cabinet will spend $6 million over the next four years to establish a four-person in-house legal team. ⌘ Read more
My six Airbnb horror stories (that you need to avoid when booking)
Sometimes it is the fault of the host. Other times it was my mistake. I’m confessing both kinds here, so that you can learn from my mistakes. ⌘ Read more
Ship review: The world’s biggest cruise ship is perfect, for some
These giant ships are not everyone’s cup of tea, but for families who see the advantage of an all-in-one, something-for-everyone holiday, they’re just the thing. ⌘ Read more
‘Supply gap’: Labor was warned last year Victoria will run out of gas
The energy department warned a plan to switch Victorian homes and businesses to electricity instead of gas will not happen fast enough to make up for predicted gas shortages. ⌘ Read more
V’landys says he will have final say on turning Rosehill Racecourse into housing
Powerful racing boss Peter V’landys says there is “no conspiracy” over his connection to the plan to turn the racetrack into a “mini-city” of 25,000 new homes. ⌘ Read more
Stepmother jailed for bashing six-year-old WA girl over the head with cricket ball stuffed in a sock
A Perth woman has been jailed for 18 months after violently beating her six-year-old stepdaughter, leaving horrific bruises. ⌘ Read more
Free coffee perk now a cost-of-living casualty at the Guardian
It was supposed to be an incentive to encourage staff at the publication back into the office after the pandemic, but things had got out of hand. ⌘ Read more
‘My default position is melancholy; Alice’s isn’t’: You Am I’s frontman on love
After two failed attempts at a relationship, musician Tim Rogers and choreographer Alice Topp have made a home among kangaroos in rural Victoria. ⌘ Read more
This might be a five-star paradise, but its airport is a dismal one star
The queues are long and sweaty, the toilets are broken and the best thing about it is the view while taking off. ⌘ Read more
How a spicy midlife crisis launched The Unsatisfactory Spouses Club
When marriage trouble hit a group of Melbourne friends, they sought solace in each other. ⌘ Read more
‘It never stops’: Postecoglou balances transfers, holidays as Kuols faces another loan
The Tottenham coach will balance a family holiday with plotting player signings while Aussie forward Garang Kuol will get another appearance on Friday. ⌘ Read more
Do you hate maths? Don’t tell your kids, WA teachers warn
How can parents do their best to encourage children to enjoy maths, especially if the subject was never one they loved? ⌘ Read more
Do you really need those antibiotics? Experts weigh in
How worried should we really be about antimicrobial resistance? And how can we avoid it? ⌘ Read more
The politicians who are pro-nuclear, until it’s in their backyard
With a nuclear plant tipped for a former Nationals leader’s electorate, he’s withdrawn his support. And Chris Minns’ plan to keep a coal-fired plant open is creating angst on the Labor side. ⌘ Read more
I’m a control freak, but travelling without planning taught me a lesson
What if we can’t find a place to stay? Will we sleep in the car? These worries gnawed at the edges of my mind. ⌘ Read more
Dutton has dealt himself into contention. Does Albanese have the bottle to go after him?**
Following last week’s budget, key elements of the election contest are now in place. Anthony Albanese would be unwise to wait too long in setting a date. ⌘ Read more
Wait list for weight loss as Ozempic replicas banned in four months
Elyse used a compound version of Ozempic for a year to lose weight. She says taking replicas off the market will only create more distress and anxiety. ⌘ Read more
Sunak calls snap UK election as Conservatives faces thrashing at poll
The Conservatives, in power since 2010, have tanked in opinions on the back of a post-COVID cost-of-living crisis and successive political scandals. ⌘ Read more
Anglo spurns BHP’s third offer, leaves door open to engage with rival
Anglo American has agreed to a one-week extension for BHP, the world’s biggest listed mining group, to make a binding takeover offer. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, May 23, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
Cartoons of the week
The best Herald artworks of the week from across the board. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Cathy Wilcox
The latest work by the acclaimed Sydney Morning Herald editorial cartoonist. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Simon Letch
Gallery of illustrations by the Sydney Morning Herald artist. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Matt Golding
Illustrations by the artist from The Age. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Matt Golding
Illustrations by the artist from The Age. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Andrew Dyson
Some of his best work. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, May 23, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
Spending the inheritance: Boomers splurge on dining, travel as young people cut back on essentials
Young people have been cutting back on items such as groceries and health insurance, while over 65s have increased spending in almost every category. ⌘ Read more
How to sell your home in Perth for $100,000 more than your neighbour
Green homes are in high demand with energy-efficient homes spending fewer days on the market and attracting more views per listing. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Thursday, May 23
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Sydney restaurant hooks a spot in the World’s 50 Best longlist for 2024
The two-hatted fish-focused fine diner came in at number 98 in the prestigious longlist of restaurants 51-100 announced overnight in Las Vegas. ⌘ Read more
Newcastle beat Spurs on penalties, Kuol sinks shot in front of 78,419 at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more
Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United LIVE updates: Newcastle beat Spurs on penalties, Kuol sinks shot in front of 78,419 at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Tottenham Hotspur and Newcastle United play on the hallowed turf of the MCG. ⌘ Read more