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400,000 dead chickens: The Victorian egg farm at the centre of the bird flu outbreak
Thousands of chickens were killed to stem the spread of a deadly strain of bird flu at an egg farm on Thursday, as Australia braces for the looming wave of H5N1. ⌘ Read more
Next to Lamb House, a heritage-listed home is up for auction
Rockfield counts among its neighbours the newly renovated Lamb House, also known as Home, and a tucked-away mansion that last sold for $15 million. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
He’s billed as the next David Warner. Now Warner has some advice for Fraser-McGurk
David Warner won’t bite back at those who feel his Twenty20 World Cup spot should have been taken by Jake Fraser-McGurk. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Sorry Perth, but winter is coming; Bird flu detected on WA farm
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Chinese military surrounds Taiwan as ‘strong punishment’**
China has started its most expansive military drills in a year around Taiwan, just days after Lai Ching-te took over as the island’s new president. ⌘ Read more
Teeth and a charred watch: The police search for missing campers’ remains
At the base of a fallen tree off a remote alpine track, forensic experts spent three days meticulously looking for answers to the disappearance of Russell Hill and Carol Clay. ⌘ Read more
This retelling of Huckleberry Finn is a masterful satire of race
Percival Everett tells the story of Mark Twain’s classic from the point of view of Jim, the runaway slave who befriends Huck. ⌘ Read more
No ‘dirty deals done dirt cheap’: Why Murdoch teamed up with OpenAI
The deal that the Rupert Murdoch-controlled News Corp has done with artificial intelligence giant OpenAI has been dressed up as a win for his empire. It isn’t. ⌘ Read more
Four hundred thousand dead chickens: The Victorian egg farm at the centre of the bird flu outbreak
About 400,000 chickens were killed to stem the spread of a deadly strain of bird flu at an egg farm on Thursday, as Australia braces for the looming wave of H5N1. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: SEQ mayors demand new state deal; Brisbane tunnel plans stay secret
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Power bills set to fall from July for the first time in two years
Homes and businesses will start to feel some relief from soaring electricity bills within weeks. ⌘ Read more
The Eraring bill will max out at $450 million. It’ll be much worse if the lights go out
The deal struck with Origin Energy is far more palatable than most expected. But it is not without risk. ⌘ Read more
Jailing MPs who respect a victim’s wishes isn’t the solution we’ve been looking for
If we want to make the silence of Parliament House bystanders a prosecutable offence, we must also ask: who are we at risk of silencing in the process? ⌘ Read more
Australian great Ponting reveals approach over India coaching job
Australia great Ricky Ponting was sounded out for the India head coach’s role but the 49-year-old said he is not in the race to succeed Rahul Dravid in the high-profile job. ⌘ Read more
‘Shattered into a million pieces’: Mother speaks of loss after son drowns on school trip
A judge has grilled lawyers for the Education Department about why they did not pass on swimming proficiency information before an eight-year-old boy drowned on a school excursion. ⌘ Read more
Popular NSW ski resort forced to close weeks ahead of season
Australia’s most remote ski resort is scrambling to come up with a plan to open to the public before the season starts and roads close for the winter. ⌘ Read more
More than just lights - here’s our pick of Vivid Ideas
From meeting strangers to spying on strangers, there is plenty of variety in the Vivid Ideas program. ⌘ Read more
Communications watchdog suing Optus over data breach
Some 10 million customers had their information stolen in what was one of the worst cyberattacks in Australian history. ⌘ Read more
Morrison currently holds the golden chicken trophy. Could Chalmers be next?**
The prize for counting budget chickens will always be a tight contest when politicians spend so much of their time listening to themselves and each other. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: SEQ mayors demand new state deal; Brisbane tunnel plans stay secret
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Warriors stand down $1m prop Fonua-Blake for skipping team song
Addin Fonua-Blake, one of the NRL’s elite front-rowers, has been benched for a crucial game after he walked out of the Warriors dressing room after the victory over Penrith. ⌘ Read more
Fire destroys sewage treatment plant at Charlotte Pass
A fire has destroyed the sewage treatment plant at Charlotte Pass. Footage: Fire and Rescue NSW. ⌘ Read more
Stargazer Lawn, Nest
Stargazer Lawn, Nest, by Leila Jeffreys & Melvin J. Montalban ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
King's Guard horse bites tourist
Tourist posing for a photo was shocked when the King's Guard horse turned to bite her outside the Horse Guards Parade in Westminster, London. ⌘ Read more
Serpentine glass facade to delay new QPAC theatre by another year
The installation of the intricate glass facade at the theatre will take about a year, developer Lendlease has revealed, kicking the already delayed delivery further down the road. ⌘ Read more
Body mist brand started by single mum made six figures in six months
Young Aussies are raving about Smooch Body, the new fragrance brand started by a single mum with a six-figure idea. ⌘ Read more
Why ‘green dot’-obsessed managers are ruining remote work
Workers once hid behind pot plants and pillars to avoid their boss’ roving eyes. These days, the ever-present ‘green dot’ is making it much harder. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: SEQ mayors demand new state deal; Brisbane tunnel plans stay secret
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
School bus driver had medical episode before crash, police believe
Students are devastated after the much-loved driver died following the crash on the way home from school on Wednesday afternoon. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Sorry Perth, but winter is coming; Bird flu detected on WA farm
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Sorry Perth, but winter is coming; Bird flu detected on WA farm
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Champion weightlifter killed in Ukraine
Two-time European weightlifting champion Oleksandr Pielieshenko died on the front line in the war in Ukraine. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
E-bike battery engulfs home in Sydney's north
A family has escaped injury after a lithium battery set their home alight. ⌘ Read more
Chinese military surrounds Taiwan as ‘strong punishment’ in new drills
China has started its most expansive military drills in a year around Taiwan, just days after Lai Ching-te took over as the island’s new president. ⌘ Read more
Cocaine bust at Magic Round forces Suncorp Stadium corporate suite to be evacuated
A NSW man was arrested during the NRL Magic Round in Brisbane for allegedly possessing cocaine, prompting a corporate suite to be evacuated. ⌘ Read more
Strickland gallops to glittering WA gold at Palomino
Strickland Metals has delivered “outstanding” initial diamond drill results at its Palomino prospect in WA with a 17m hit at a sparkly 10.6g/t gold from 144.7m. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: ‘No one wants nuclear power in Collie’, says Premier; Calls for Transperth bus driver who ‘dragged boy’ to be charged
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
US moves to break up biggest music company in Australia after Taylor Swift fiasco
Live Nation’s controversial merger with Ticketmaster has been under the microscope since fans struggled to buy tickets for Taylor Swift’s massive Era’s tour. ⌘ Read more
ASX slumps as Wall Street falls on rate concerns; Xero soars
The Australian sharemarket, which sharply fell at the open after tracking the losses of Wall Street on high interest rate fears, recovered some of its early losses at midday. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: ‘No one wants nuclear power in Collie’, says Premier; Calls for Transperth bus driver who ‘dragged boy’ to be charged
Follow our live coverage here ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: SEQ mayors demand new state deal; Brisbane tunnel plans stay secret
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Joey floats shock Blues bolter
New South Wales legend Andrew Johns floated Warriors forward Mitchell Barnett as a surprise Blues bolter for State of Origin. ⌘ Read more
Officer hospitalised with 'significant injuries' after struck by stolen car
A police officer is recovering in hospital with significant injuries after he was hit by a stolen car in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: ‘No one wants nuclear power in Collie’, says Premier; Calls for Transperth bus driver who ‘dragged boy’ to be charged
Follow our live coverage here ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: SEQ mayors demand new state deal; Brisbane tunnel plans stay secret
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
In the remote Pilbara FIFO villages are all about employee experience
If the food disappoints, rooms are not cleaned well or flights are late, management will hear about it – a remote workforce, like an army, marches on its stomach. ⌘ Read more
Victorian child confirmed to have rare and dangerous H5N1 bird flu
A critically ill child who returned from India in March was infected with the disease, which has killed millions of animals worldwide. ⌘ Read more
Anthony LaPaglia’s Willy Loman rips apart the American Dream
Seventy-five years on, Death of a Salesman retains its power and relevance, and in this version, Anthony LaPaglia gives an extraordinary performance. ⌘ Read more
Justine Schofield send best wishes to 2024 HSC students
TV host Justine Schofield sends her best wishes to 2024 HSC students. HSC Study Guide 2024. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: ‘No one wants nuclear power in Collie’, says Premier; Calls for Transperth bus driver who ‘dragged boy’ to be charged
Follow our live coverage here ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Deepfake porn could cause a generational back step in gender equality, says Plibersek
In a speech to be delivered in Melbourne on Thursday night, Plibersek will warn parents about the influence of artificial intelligence. ⌘ Read more
NSW secures two-year extension to Eraring Power Station
The NSW Government has secured a two-year extension on the closure of Origin Energy's Eraring Power Station. ⌘ Read more
Big crowds in Iran's capital for president's funeral
Tens of thousands of Iranians attend the funeral of President Ebrahim Raisi in Tehran. ⌘ Read more
UK Prime Minister calls general election
British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak announces a general election to be held on July 4. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
BHP’s expensive date with the Anglo directors
The Anglo American board has finally agreed to let BHP put forward the case for its now $74 billion takeover plan after the Australian mining giant upped its offer for the second time. ⌘ Read more
Slain man’s brother says system failed, as opposition blames minister for release
Bosco Minyurano was stabbed at Acacia Ridge, allegedly by a man released from immigration detention seven weeks earlier. ⌘ Read more
Mad Max at 45: A fan, a newcomer and a one-time hater debate the iconic film
George Miller’s thrilling, apocalyptic vision spawned Australia’s biggest film franchise. How does it hold up nearly half a century later? ⌘ Read more
On the run for months, builder of collapsed home convicted of fraud
George Khouzame, whose company built the Condell Park house that collapsed last year, insists the charges were for “very, very, very, very low-end fraud”. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby powerhouse apologises for coach’s foul-mouthed journo spray
With cranky coaches swearing at media, letters and civil war threats, it begs the question: is New Zealand rugby the new Australia? ⌘ Read more
Crusaders coach caught swearing about journalist
Crusaders coach Rob Penney was caught using a vulgar term about a New Zealand reporter after a testy press conference. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
‘Family spends $1000 a week on groceries’: Meet the latest Hopoate to crack the NRL
Lehi Hopoate is the latest member of the famous footballing family to make it to first grade. Not that his father wanted him to follow in his footsteps. ⌘ Read more
Usyk delivers massive blows
Oleksandr Usyk was on the back foot for much of the early going in his fight against Tyson Fury, but changed it in a moment with these two huge blows. ⌘ Read more
Communications watchdog suing Optus over data breach
Some 10 million customers had their information stolen in what was one of the worst cyberattacks in Australian history. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: SEQ mayors demand new state deal; Brisbane tunnel plans stay secret
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
The plan to use White Bay Power Station to fix Sydney’s live music crisis
The decommissioned power station is proposed to become a concert venue, dance hall and home for production spaces once the Biennale of Sydney packs up. ⌘ Read more
Inside Melbourne’s ‘graffiti war’ and the crew that took police 20 years to crack
Decades after “Stan”, “Meow” and “Bonez” tagged trains and landmarks around Melbourne, the law has caught up with one of the 70K crew’s chiefs. ⌘ Read more
Why Tigers are sending marquee man Papali’i to Penrith
The reigning premiers have landed the Kiwi back-rower after he was given permission to explore his options in a move described by the Tigers as ‘purely about our salary cap’. ⌘ Read more
This outrageously beautiful safari spot is still a best-kept secret
Discover history, art and wildlife at this lesser-known South African reserve. ⌘ Read more
Canada’s breathtaking Musical Coast is unlike anywhere on Earth
There’s plenty to sing about on a tour of the country’s two smallest provinces – Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island. ⌘ Read more
This thrilling jungle paradise is leading the way in ecotourism
On a scale of dangerous pursuits, planting a tree hardly rates a mention, unless you’re deep in the Costa Rican jungle, surrounded by poison dart frogs and a viper or two. ⌘ Read more
The fairytale destination that inspired Disneyland’s iconic castle
We explore the countryside on horse-drawn routes favoured by “mad” King Ludwig II, who could surely build showstopper castles. ⌘ Read more
Who Kane Cornes would pick in the ultimate AFL super draft
Would you choose a long-established, older player with a proven track record but potentially a short run left? Or gamble on a young star who could offer a decade or more of high-level play? ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Macron lands in New Caledonia amid deadly unrest
French President Emmanuel Macron has arrived in riot-hit New Caledonia and says that he wants to see peace, calm and security return. ⌘ Read more
These bucket-list trips follow in the footsteps of a wildlife legend
To mark the British primatologist’s 90th birthday, G Adventures has added nine new Jane Goodall-endorsed itineraries ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: SEQ mayors demand new state deal; Brisbane tunnel plans stay secret
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
ASX slumps as Wall Street falls on rate concerns; Xero soars
The Australian sharemarket slumped, tracking Wall Street, which retreated from its record highs as concerns about higher for longer interest rates weighed on the bourse. ⌘ Read more
A fashion label beloved by Princess Catherine and Cate Blanchett is closing down
After a decade in business, The Vampire’s Wife will cease trading immediately. ⌘ Read more
Church takes XXXX brewery to court over fears of liquid explosion
Global beverages giant Lion wants to diversify production at the Milton brewery. But it will need to convince a court that neighbours will not be put at risk. ⌘ Read more
I used to love being told a secret, but now I don’t really care
I’ve been told of some pretty significant secrets in my time – from affairs, to secret children, to gambling problems, to bankruptcies – so the bar for titillation has been significantly raised. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Teen dies in horror Gooseberry crash; Calls for Transperth bus driver who ‘dragged boy’ to be charged
Follow our live coverage here ⌘ Read more
‘This is a really dark day’: Report reveals perilous state of WA’s little penguin population
A damning population report conducted by scientists in November was finally handed to Rockingham councillors on Wednesday night. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
A silver linings playbook
Every cloud has a silver lining and Dollar Bill reckons silver IS that silver lining right now. Once considered a poor man’s gold, silver is on the up and up. ⌘ Read more
Man charged over bashing death of beloved bus icon
James “Jim” Hill, 76, died in hospital after he was allegedly assaulted in his home on Anzac Day. ⌘ Read more
NRL Legend's GRIM reality check for the Parramatta Eels: Six Tackles with Gus - Ep14
Gus discusses Parramatta’s decision to sack Brad Arthur, expressing his perplexity about the timing. He also shares his thoughts on who should be considered for the coaching role. Plus, Gus delves into Origin discussions, revealing his preferred team lineup, and explains why he believes the Souths will sta ... ⌘ Read more
Junk and a new fence block multi-million-dollar view
A new fence erected on the Napier property owned by Simon Bicknell and Carol McLennan completely blocks their neighbours view of the sea. ⌘ Read more
Fifty-one and done: Atalanta stun Leverkusen in Europa League final
Atalanta’s Ademola Lookman scored the first hat-trick in Europa League and UEFA Cup final history to condemn the German champions to their first loss of the season. ⌘ Read more