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Urgent warnings ahead of storm season for WA
Authorities have issued urgent warnings to prepare now ahead of storm season in WA. ⌘ Read more
Man critical, woman injured after stabbing in Marrickville
Two people are in hospital after a stabbing in Sydney’s inner west on Thursday evening. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Bulldogs, Swans face off at Marvel Stadium. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Bulldogs, Swans face off at Marvel Stadium. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Bulldogs, Swans face off at Marvel Stadium. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Bulldogs, Swans face off at Marvel Stadium. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Burton scores inch-perfect try
Matt Burton got the ball down just inside the in-goal area to score against the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Bulldogs, Swans face off at Marvel Stadium. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Western Australia to introduce country’s harshest knife laws
Western Australia is set to introduce the harshest knife laws in the country. ⌘ Read more
Suli barges over for Dragons
Mosese Suli caused some early havoc against the Bulldogs with a powerful try. ⌘ Read more
Teen killed, two others injured in horror crash
A 16-year-old boy has been killed and two others are in hospital after their car crashed into a tree in Perth. ⌘ Read more
Peachey critical of Papali'i release
Tyrone Peachey has taken a swipe at his old club the Wests Tigers after the Panthers signed Isaiah Papali'i on a three-year deal. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Bulldogs, Swans face off at Marvel Stadium. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Bulldogs, Swans face off at Marvel Stadium. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Gas shortfalls could force businesses offshore
Business leaders are threatening government that gas insecurity might force them to quit Victoria. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Bulldogs, Swans face off at Marvel Stadium. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Bulldogs, Swans face off at Marvel Stadium. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Crows star to hit midfield and replace injured player
Crows' star Josh Rachele could hit the midfield and replace his injured teammate Izak Rankine. ⌘ Read more
PM points finger at Coalition over release of former detainee
Anthony Albanese has sought to shield his government from further backlash over a former immigration detainee now charged with murder. ⌘ Read more
Calls to freeze South Australia’s emergency services levy
There are calls to freeze South Australia’s emergency services levy as households struggle with rising bills. ⌘ Read more
Man injured after crashing allegedly stolen motorcycle
A man has been seriously injured after allegedly crashing a stolen motorcycle into a tree while avoiding police in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Adelaide man raises $35k for cancer research
An Adelaide man has raised $35,000 for research while breaking down the stigma surrounding men and cancer. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Bulldogs, Swans face off at Marvel Stadium. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Are Manly, Anthony Seibold and Isaac Moses still on the same page?**
The Sea Eagles have told their coach that contract talks are on hold after three straight losses. But Seibold insists he didn’t storm out of a meeting on the eve of a season-defining clash. ⌘ Read more
Origin boss backs Eraring to stop blackouts as states go nuclear on Dutton plan
As news of the deal to prolong the life of the Eraring power station broke, state governments lined up to oppose nuclear energy. ⌘ Read more
‘Give us 100 days’: LNP doubles down on another Games review
Queensland parliament has passed laws to establish a long-promised independent group to steer progress towards 2032. The LNP still wants to put its own stamp on it. ⌘ Read more
Pies lobby AFL for Gold Coast game
Collingwood is lobbying the AFL to play a home game on the Gold Coast in 2025. ⌘ Read more
Crows star to hit midfield and replace injured player
Crows' star Josh Rachele could hit the midfield and replace his injured teammate Izak Rankine. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Bulldogs, Swans face off at Marvel Stadium. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Bulldogs, Swans face off at Marvel Stadium. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Farewell to the dog who touched the world
Tom Turcich spent seven years walking the globe with his beloved dog Savannah, a rescue pup he picked up in Texas not long after setting off on his journey. ⌘ Read more
Is Netflix killing off the binge model it created? The signs say yes
The latest season of Bridgerton has been split in two, spread out across a month. It’s the latest sign the streaming giant is shifting from the binge model. ⌘ Read more
All 18 AFL clubs to be included in Krakouer class action
All 18 AFL clubs have been warned they could be targeted by historic racism claims in a class action led by Phil Krakouer and including at least six other footballers who played between 1975 and 2022. ⌘ Read more
Which company has backed down after legal threats from Scarlett Johansson? Take the Brisbane Times Quiz
Test your knowledge of the week’s biggest and strangest news stories. ⌘ Read more
As it happened May 23, 2024: Sorry Perth, but winter is coming
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 12 LIVE: Canterbury Bulldogs v St George Illawarra Dragons at Accor Stadium
A place in the top eight, albeit potentially temporary, beckons as an all-Sydney clash at Accor Stadium kicks off Indigenous Round. ⌘ Read more
Adelaide man raises $35k for cancer research
Adelaide man raises $35k for research while breaking down the stigma surrounding men and cancer. ⌘ Read more
Man injured after crashing allegedly stolen motorcycle
A man has been seriously injured after crashing an allegedly stolen motorcycle into a tree while avoiding police in Adelaide.  ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Bulldogs, Swans face off at Marvel Stadium. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Man critical, woman injured after stabbing in Marrickville
Two people are in hospital after a stabbing in Sydney’s inner west on Thursday evening. ⌘ Read more
Calls to freeze South Australia’s Emergency Services Levy
There are calls to freeze South Australia’s Emergency Services Levy as households struggle. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 11 LIVE updates: Western Bulldogs, Sydney Swans face off at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Pink lights being used to grow footy turf in new way
The pink light is the newest development in growing the stuff on which footy is played, the turf. ⌘ Read more
Roosters ramp up Crichton bid after Panthers raid Tigers for marquee man Papali’i**
The reigning premiers have landed a $750,000 star from the wooden spooners as the Roosters look to keep their own resurgent back-rower away from interested NRL rivals. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after police officer hit by car
A man has been arrested after a police officer was hit by a car. ⌘ Read more
When I had a Baby Reindeer experience, I resolved to find my stalker
It began with an anonymous Twitter account posting about me and tagging my colleagues. Who from my past –  exes, housemates, former colleagues – might bear this kind of grudge? ⌘ Read more
In appealing to the rich, has trail running lost its dirtbag spirit?**
Have we become so comfortable in our lives we are now seeking – and willing to pay big money for – discomfort? ⌘ Read more
School under fire over $600 family bill to watch children graduate
A selective public school in Melbourne’s south-east has been accused of not considering cost-of-living pressures after charging $160 for students and their families to attend a year 12 valedictory dinner. ⌘ Read more
Power bills to surge for Queenslanders
Power bills will surge by 4.2 per cent on July 1 for Queensland households. ⌘ Read more
400,000 dead chickens: Bird flu outbreak at Victorian farm spreads to second location
Thousands of chickens are being killed to stem the spread of a deadly strain of bird flu, but the disease has already been discovered at a second poultry farm in the state’s south-west. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 11 LIVE updates: Western Bulldogs, Sydney Swans face off at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Crackdown on domestic violence in Queensland
Alleged high-risk and high-harm domestic violence offenders have been arrested during a police crackdown in one Queensland city. ⌘ Read more
Charges laid after alleged bashing death of Queensland father
A man has been charged following the death of a father who was allegedly attacked inside his home in Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Queensland politicians fire back over ‘cross your legs’ comment
Queensland politicians have fired back at each other over a comment telling one to “cross your legs”. ⌘ Read more
Latham's lawyers argue ‘vulgar’ tweets aren't defamatory
Mark Latham’s lawyers have argued in a Sydney court his tweet was ‘vulgar’, but not defamatory. ⌘ Read more
Bone fragments of missing campers shown to jury
Bone fragments belonging to missing campers were discovered in remote bushland more than 18 months after they disappeared, a jury has been told. ⌘ Read more
Bangkok officials block Australian patient from criticising Singapore Airlines
In extraordinary scenes, staff surrounded an injured Australian from flight 321 in a hospital cafe when it became apparent he was about to talk to the media. ⌘ Read more
Flu cases surging as new COVID-19 variant emerges
Flu cases are surging in NSW as a new COVID-19 variant emerges in time for winter. ⌘ Read more
Man fronts court on murder charge
A man has faced a Sydney court after being charged with murder. ⌘ Read more
Twelve Australians in Bangkok hospital after Singapore Airlines flight plummets
A dozen Australians are in hospital in Bangkok after their Singapore Airlines flight plummeted mid-air. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 11 LIVE updates: Western Bulldogs, Sydney Swans face off at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Officer hospitalised after struck by alleged stolen car
A police officer has been hospitalised after he was hit by an alleged stolen car in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Why Peter Dutton’s nuclear stance is so brave
Now he has excelled himself with his signature nuclear power policy. It seems he wants to locate them in Coalition heartland seats. He has set up the Liberal, National, LNP and CLP coalitions he leads to become the natural parties of opposition, until Independents and Greens can win these seats and form a government that looks to the needs of the electorate now and into the f ... ⌘ Read more
At least five people dead after stage collapses in Mexico
A high gust of wind has toppled the stage at a campaign rally in the northern Mexican state of Nuevo Leon, killing at least five people. ⌘ Read more
Australia news as it happened: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Sydney pro-Palestinian students suspended after classes ‘significantly disrupted’**
Two Sydney University students have been suspended for allegedly disrupting classes as part of the pro-Palestinian campaign. ⌘ Read more
‘First for women’s football’: Gunners exhibition match provides a platform for A-League stars
Matildas star Caitlin Foord and her Australian Arsenal teammates have a quick turnaround in Melbourne for an exhibition game, that will help platform the A-Leagues to international scouts and audiences. ⌘ Read more
AFR Mining Summit Dinner
Business figures joined Australian Financial Review leaders for dinner in Perth. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, May 24, 2024
The best photos from the international wire agencies as chosen by our picture editors ⌘ Read more
Colin From Accounts returns for an excellent second season of hilarity and chaos
Two weeks on from the end of season one, Ashley and Gordon are determined to get back the mutt that brought them together. It’s easier said than done. ⌘ Read more
Grandson of a gun takes his seat at Randwick after shaky start
With the top jockeys in Brisbane, an apprentice with racing in his blood will have his first race-day spin around Randwick. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Australian fashion label Dion Lee collapses
Dion Lee will be run by administrators as a going concern as the hunt for a new buyer begins. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Walker ruled out of one last NSW audition, but not necessarily the Origin frame
The Rabbitohs veteran will sit out one last chance to pitch for the Blues No.6 jersey alongside the likes of Jarome Luai and Matt Burton. ⌘ Read more
Bangkok officials block Australian patient from voicing Singapore Airlines criticism
In extraordinary scenes in a public area of the hospital, staff surrounded the Australian when it became apparent he was about to speak. The business cards of reporters were snatched from his hands. ⌘ Read more
School bus driver had medical episode before crash, police believe
Students are devastated after much-loved driver Gary McDonald died in the crash on the way home from school. ⌘ Read more
School bus driver had medical episode before crash, police believe
Students are devastated after much-loved driver Gary McDonald died in the crash on the way home from school. ⌘ Read more
ASX pares back early sharp losses as miners fall, tech gains
The Australian sharemarket pared back its early sharp losses, but mining heavyweights dragged the local bourse into negative territory. ⌘ Read more
Australian fashion label Dion Lee collapses
Dion Lee will be run by administrators as a going concern as the hunt for a new buyer begins. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Murwillumbah on Friday
Everything you need to know to find a winner on Beef Week Cup day. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane activist loses appeal over Tiananmen massacre sign near consulate
Drew Pavlou had set up a table and placards near the entrance to the Queen Street Mall and Chinese consulate in the Brisbane CBD. ⌘ Read more
ASX pares back early sharp losses as miners fall, tech gains
The Australian sharemarket pared back its early sharp losses, but mining heavyweights dragged the local bourse into negative territory, tracking the losses of Wall Street on high interest rate fears. ⌘ Read more
CCTV released after alleged 'mistaken ID' Melbourne shooting
Police have released CCTV after an alleged "mistaken identity" shooting in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Low risk to the public after two human cases of bird flu
An expert talks on the low risk to the public after two human cases of the bird flu in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Manly hold talks on Turbo’s halfback future
Tom Trbojevic could switch to the centres when he eventually returns to the NRL from a hamstring injury. ⌘ Read more
Officer hospitalised after struck by alleged stolen car
A police officer has been hospitalised after he was hit by an alleged stolen car in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Tributes grow after school bus driver dies in crash
Tributes are growing for a school bus driver who died in a crash north of Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
At least five people dead after stage collapses in Mexico
A high gust of wind has toppled the stage at a campaign rally in the northern Mexican state of Nuevo Leon, killing at least five people. ⌘ Read more
‘His emotions were intense’: Why Warriors star skipped team song
The manager of Addin Fonua-Blake has explained the bizarre walk-out that has cost the Warriors star the chance to play this weekend. ⌘ Read more
E-bike causes lithium battery fire in Sydney’s north
A family has escaped injury after a fire, suspected to have been caused by an e-bike's lithium battery, set their home alight this morning. ⌘ Read more
Twelve Australians in Bangkok hospital after Singapore Airlines flight plummets
A dozen Australians are in hospital in Bangkok after their Singapore Airlines flight plummeted mid-air. ⌘ Read more
Man fronts court on murder charge
A man has faced a Sydney court after being charged with murder. ⌘ Read more
Latham's lawyers argue ‘vulgar’ tweets aren't defamatory
Mark Latham’s lawyers have argued in a Sydney court his tweet was ‘vulgar’, but not defamatory. ⌘ Read more
NRL suspends Taylan May, Brandon Wakeham under no-fault rule
The footballing careers of Taylan May and Brandon Wakeham are under a cloud after they were officially stood down from playing duties. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: SEQ mayors demand new state deal; Brisbane tunnel plans stay secret
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Macron lands in New Caledonia amid deadly unrest
French President Emmanuel Macron has arrived in riot-hit New Caledonia and says that he wants to see peace, calm and security return. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Sorry Perth, but winter is coming; Bird flu detected on WA farm
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more