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Australia news LIVE: PM points finger at Coalition over release of former detainee; Taylor says working smarter will make up for migration cuts
PM blames Coalition over release of detainee charged with murder, shadow treasurer says working smarter will temper migration cuts and states oppose nuclear plans. ⌘ Read more
David Marr to replace ABC’s Phillip Adams at Late Night Live
The celebrated journalist and author is replacing Adams, who has been in the role for over three decades. ⌘ Read more
NBA drops probe into Josh Giddey
The Aussie NBA star has been cleared by the league over allegations he had an improper relationship with an underage girl. ⌘ Read more
Nine Australians injured from passenger jet turbulence appeal for medevac flights home
Australians injured in plunging Singapore Airlines flight appeal to be brought home from Thailand. ⌘ Read more
He sold his studio to Netflix for $700m. Then he went on a $120m property spree
The Animal Logic co-founder has taken to real estate in a big way in recent years, and his $12 million Byron Bay cash buy is just his latest acquisition. ⌘ Read more
Four dead, dozens injured in Mallorca collapse
Four people have died and 21 more have been injured after a beach club collapsed on the Spanish island of Mallorca. ⌘ Read more
Planners give Perth’s second Starbucks, fast-food precinct go-ahead despite community furore
A contentious $14.5 million precinct featuring fast-food outlets and global coffee chain Starbucks has been approved by the state planners, despite staunch community opposition. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM points finger at Coalition over release of former detainee; Taylor says working smarter will make up for migration cuts
PM blames Coalition over release of detainee charged with murder, shadow treasurer says working smarter will temper migration cuts and states oppose nuclear plans. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM points finger at Coalition over release of former detainee; Taylor says working smarter will make up for migration cuts
PM blames Coalition over release of detainee charged with murder, shadow treasurer says working smarter will temper migration cuts and states oppose nuclear plans. ⌘ Read more
Photographer Misan Harriman shares exciting news about Harry and Meghan portrait
Photographer Misan Harriman shares exciting news about Harrry and Meghan portrait's inclusion in National Portrait Gallery. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to slump as interest rates shadow hangs over Wall Street
Investors were spooked by a raft of strong US economic reports that raised the possibility of interest rates staying painfully high. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM points finger at Coalition over release of former detainee; Taylor says working smarter will make up for migration cuts
PM blames Coalition over release of detainee charged with murder, shadow treasurer says working smarter will temper migration cuts and states oppose nuclear plans. ⌘ Read more
Australian injured in Singapore Airlines flight speaks from hospital
Keith Davis spoke a day after staff surrounded him in a hospital cafe when it became apparent he was about to talk to the media. ⌘ Read more
NBA closes investigation into Josh Giddey’s alleged relationship with underage girl
The NBA has ended its investigation into Australian basketball star Josh Giddey for an alleged inappropriate relationship with a teenager, ESPN reported on Thursday. ⌘ Read more
Cops release new footage of Scheffler arrest
Police have released new footage that shows the arrest of the world's No.1 male golfer Scottie Scheffler during the PGA Championship. ⌘ Read more
Nine Australians injured from passenger jet turbulence appeal for medevac flights home
Australians injured in plunging Singapore Airlines flight appeal to be brought home from Thailand. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM points finger at Coalition over release of former detainee; Taylor says working smarter will make up for migration cuts
PM blames Coalition over release of detainee charged with murder, shadow treasurer says working smarter will temper migration cuts and states oppose nuclear plans. ⌘ Read more
Nine Australians injured from passenger jet turbulence appeal for medevac fllghts home
Australians injured in plunging Singapore Airlines flight appeal to be brought home from Thailand. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: LNP pushes for another Games review; Brisbane heritage-listed home up for auction
The latest news in and aroun Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Cassie Ventura speaks after Diddy assault video
Ventura said domestic violence had broken her down “to someone I never thought I would become”. ⌘ Read more
Nine Australians injured from passenger jet turbulence appeal for medevac fllghts home
Australians injured in plunging Singapore Airlines flight appeal to be brought home from Thailand. ⌘ Read more
Tensions high in Taiwan as China prepares for second day of military drills
Chinese military surrounds Taiwan after new president takes office. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM points finger at Coalition over release of former detainee; Taylor says working smarter will make up for migration cuts
PM blames Coalition over release of detainee charged with murder, shadow treasurer says working smarter will temper migration cuts and states oppose nuclear plans. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM points finger at Coalition over release of former detainee; Taylor says working smarter will make up for migration cuts
PM blames Coalition over release of detainee charged with murder, shadow treasurer says working smarter will temper migration cuts and states oppose nuclear plans. ⌘ Read more
Sydney’s undercover wartime lookout post reopens after ‘labour of love’**
An abandoned, empty and crumbling military base will be opened to the public after a two-year restoration project. ⌘ Read more
Cops release new footage of Scheffler arrest
Police have released new footage that shows the arrest of the world's No.1 male golfer Scottie Scheffler during the PGA Championship. ⌘ Read more
How Donald Trump’s financial future became tied to his ‘worthless’ company
Donald Trump has treated it as a sideshow, but a big portion of his wealth depends on its success. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Friday May 24
National weather forecast for Friday May 24. ⌘ Read more
US government launches a landmark lawsuit against Live Nation
The US government is suing the world's biggest live entertainment company in an attempt to break up what it calls an illegal monopoly. ⌘ Read more
Tensions high in Taiwan as China prepares for second day of military drills
Chinese military surrounds Taiwan after new president takes office. ⌘ Read more
‘Eight-storey building onto a four-foot reef’: Why Teahupo’o is so perfect ... and terrifying
Five surfers have died at the iconic and infamous Tahitian break, venue for the Olympic competition in July, which translates as “place of skulls” in the local Polynesian dialect. ⌘ Read more
‘I just wanted the pain to end’: Olympic gold medallist announces sudden retirement
A member of Australia’s Olympic gold medal-winning women’s 4x100m medley team has called time on her swimming career just months before Paris. ⌘ Read more
Nine Australians injured from passenger jet turbulence appeal for medevac fllghts home
Australians injured in plunging Singapore Airlines flight appeal to be brought home from Thailand. ⌘ Read more
Why I’m grateful for Baby Reindeer, the anti-hero alternative we desperately need
In this era of self-congratulatory and safe memoirs, the Netflix series dares to be dangerous. ⌘ Read more
Catholic Church shift marks ‘a step back in time’ for some
They often stand out in the pews, with the men in ties and the women sometimes with the lace head coverings that all but disappeared from American churches more than 50 years ago. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s not about our love’: Harriet Dyer and Patrick Brammall on separating fact from fiction
When Colin from Accounts became an international hit, the couple were faced with sudden celebrity – and the challenge of writing season two. ⌘ Read more
All sizzle but no substance: An art critic’s take on King Charles’ portrait
At first glance I thought the palace was on fire, with Charles looking strangely pleased as he was engulfed in flames. ⌘ Read more
‘Brilliant’ but ‘basically repugnant’: How we reviewed the original Mad Max
With the fifth instalment in the franchise hitting screens this week, we took a look at how The Age and The Sydney Morning Herald reviewed the first, now iconic, film. ⌘ Read more
ASX set for heavy losses as interest rates shadow hangs over Wall Street
Investors were spooked by a raft of strong US economic reports that raised the possibility of interest rates staying painfully high. ⌘ Read more
Man critical, woman injured after stabbing in Marrickville
Two people are in hospital after a stabbing in Sydney’s inner west on Thursday evening. ⌘ Read more
Two minutes with: A funeral celebrant who makes the most out of life
Funeral celebrant Kate Morgan says her job is a constant reminder that life is short. ⌘ Read more
Tripologist: What’s the best way to spend a 15-hour layover in Ho Chi Minh?**
If you want to leave the airport you’ll need an electronic visa, but beware of scam websites. ⌘ Read more
Professors to podcasters: This Perth uni took action to stop students switching off
Murdoch University teachers noticed the decline in students attending or watching lectures online and made a change. ⌘ Read more
The radical ideas to stop the bulldozing of Melbourne’s public housing towers
Architects and students have dozens of ideas of how Melbourne’s public housing towers can be revitalised and saved. ⌘ Read more
He loves death metal – and a girl. Helping a teen with autism find his rhythm
A support worker on a young man navigating life – in a world that hits him differently to others. ⌘ Read more
I won’t mourn the sudden death of the man who oversaw my sham trial
Iranians are celebrating the death of their president by dancing in the streets, setting off fireworks and posting an endless stream of helicopter-themed memes. Meanwhile the Australian government has sent its condolences. ⌘ Read more
Is workplace abuse more prevalent than I realised?**
There’s a desire in our society to believe most companies exist on a reasonably narrow spectrum with nothing radical at the extremes. But that’s a myth. ⌘ Read more
A nightmare? No, here are seven reasons travelling with kids is better
Travelling with kids in tow is alarmingly different to travelling when you’re young and child-free. Embrace it and you will find it’s better. ⌘ Read more
Travel quiz: The Reunification Express joins the major cities of which country?**
Are you an expert traveller? Test your knowledge with the weekly travel quiz. ⌘ Read more
Ingrown hairs can be a pain. Here’s how to prevent them
They may be common, but ingrown hairs don’t have to be an ongoing issue. ⌘ Read more
Why Michael Maguire simply cannot pick Latrell Mitchell for Origin I
The South Sydney fullback doesn’t deserve the jumper, nor can he be trusted to perform in it. ⌘ Read more
Cosy Hifumiya serves housemade Japanese udon noodles by day before transforming into a roaring izakaya at night
Don’t be put off by the lunchtime queues: the line moves fast and the slippery, chewy wheat noodles evoke memories of Japanese tradition and modernity. ⌘ Read more
What is Victoria’s most expensive road? Take The Age quiz
How well do you know Melbourne and Victoria? Test your trivia and news knowledge with Stephen Brook’s weekly quiz. ⌘ Read more
Jean beat a brain tumour; now she’s focused on rowing for Australia in Paris
Jean Mitchell was the fittest she had been when a throbbing feeling in the back of her neck flipped her world upside down. ⌘ Read more
Why ego should be a gangster’s dirty word
Instead of hiding in the shadows, gangsters are flaunting their wealth. Changes to the law may see them trip over their extravagance, right into trouble. ⌘ Read more
Gas shortfalls could force businesses offshore
Business leaders are threatening the government that gas insecurity might force them to quit Victoria. ⌘ Read more
This Australian psychological thriller examines death penalty with a horrific twist
Our reviewers cast their eyes over recent fiction and non-fiction releases, including an engaging account of the seven Cleopatras and Geoffrey Robertson’s crisply argued case for prosecuting Putin. ⌘ Read more
Birkin hell! Rebekah Brooks has Murdoch’s News Corp in the bag
A controversial star of the global Murdoch empire is turning heads in Australia with her regal style. ⌘ Read more
Ten tourist traps that are actually worth visiting (and 10 others to avoid)
Don’t be a Grinch. Sometimes you should simply give in and enjoy the entertainment and outrageous kitsch of tourist traps. ⌘ Read more
‘People feel cheated’: Cut to home buyer budgets leaves households reeling
Workers are feeling ‘pretty distressed’ to realise the basics of life have slipped further out of reach than even in the recent past. ⌘ Read more
Shadow treasurer says working smarter will make up for deep migration cuts
Shadow treasurer Angus Taylor arguing industrial relations changes will help boost the economy. ⌘ Read more
The new-look White Horse is the pub’s most delicious iteration yet
You can roll up and order a beer, but I’m not quite sure you can still call it a pub. Whatever White Horse has become, I like it a lot. ⌘ Read more
‘Nothing over $30’: Kings Cross drinks guru defies tough times to open surprising new bar
David Spanton’s clever new venture on Bayswater Road proves luxury can also be affordable. ⌘ Read more
Does Marvel Stadium’s new fine-dining restaurant beat a meat pie at the footy?**
Amphora and Friends of Fire have dual menus: an omnivorous one and a vegan version by Smith & Daughters’ Shannon Martinez. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Friday, May 24
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Swans cling on as Brave Bulldogs suffer heavy injury toll
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Bangkok officials block Australian patient from criticising Singapore Airlines
In extraordinary scenes, staff surrounded an injured Australian from flight 321 in a hospital cafe when it became apparent he was about to talk to the media. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Swans cling on as Brave Bulldogs suffer heavy injury toll
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 12 LIVE: Bulldogs’ second-half try blitz tears apart Dragons in 44-12 win
Canterbury piled on 38 unanswered points in the second half to blow away a Dragons side derailed by injuries to Jack Bird and Hame Sele. ⌘ Read more
Single entry wins entire $150 million Powerball jackpot
A ticket bought in South Australia has the winning numbers for Australia's third-largest lottery prize. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, May 24, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Andrew Dyson
Some of his best work. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Cathy Wilcox
The latest work by the acclaimed Sydney Morning Herald editorial cartoonist. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Matt Golding
Illustrations by the artist from The Age. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, May 24, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Swans cling on as Brave Bulldogs suffer heavy injury toll
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Brave Bulldogs defy injuries to close gap on Swans in tense final term
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Brave Bulldogs defy injuries to close gap on Swans in tense final term
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Bulldogs v Dragons - Round 12
Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs host the St. George Illawarra Dragons in Indigenous Round of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Brave Bulldogs defy injuries to close gap on Swans in tense final term
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Brave Bulldogs defy injuries to close gap on Swans in tense final term
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Sexton reveals 'security' for last-minute selection
Toby Sexton was a late change for Canterbury and it paid off in a massive win over the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Brave Bulldogs defy injuries to close gap on Swans in tense final term
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Swans edge ahead in seesawing battle, as Dogs suffer triple injury blow
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Swans edge ahead in seesawing battle, as Dogs suffer triple injury blow
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Lomax binned against Dogs
The dramas continued for the Dragons when star winger Zac Lomax was sin binned. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Dogs suffer major injury blow in Swans shootout. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Bird forced off 'in agony'
Dragons centre Jack Bird was forced off the field after a gruesome ankle injury. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Dogs suffer major injury blow in Swans shootout. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
‘Sweetest soul’: Teen killed in Gooseberry Hill crash remembered
Dylan Soklich,16, was a passenger in the back of a car that hit a tree and rolled on a Perth Hills road on Wednesday night. ⌘ Read more
Legends surprised by Bunker call
Jacob Kiraz scored for the Bulldogs despite a potential obstruction in the lead-up. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Dogs suffer major injury blow in Swans shootout. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Salmon scores simple try
Canterbury opened the scoring in the second half through back-rower Jaeman Salmon. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Dogs suffer major injury blow in Swans shootout. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Dogs suffer major injury blow in Swans shootout. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Huge injury concern for star Bulldog
Aaron Naughton was helped from the field after suffering a potential knee injury. ⌘ Read more
Fashioning top-heavy management
In the end, it’s all just window dressing. ⌘ Read more
Nasty clash concusses Bulldog
A clash of heads between Swan Harry Cunningham and Bulldog Anthony Scott forced the latter from the field with a concussion. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Dogs suffer major injury blow in Swans shootout. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Bulldogs, Swans face off at Marvel Stadium. AFL mourns a great
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Swans play at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more