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Super Rugby Pacific LIVE: Waratahs fall behind against Moana
After 10 losses from 12 matches, the Waratahs are still a mathematical chance of playing finals. NSW need a bonus point win over Moana Pasifika to keep their faint finals hopes alive. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby Pacific LIVE: Waratahs fall behind against Moana
After 10 losses from 12 matches, the Waratahs are still a mathematical chance of playing finals. NSW need a bonus point win over Moana Pasifika to keep their faint finals hopes alive. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Acres, Curnow goals add to Blues’ lead as Johnston’s backflip wows fans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Perth cyclist dies after being ‘run down by suspected vigilante’**
A 48-year-old Perth cyclist has died after allegedly being run down by a driver in a suspected act of vigilantism. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby Pacific LIVE: Waratahs fall behind against Moana
After 10 losses from 12 matches, the Waratahs are still a mathematical chance of playing finals. NSW need a bonus point win over Moana Pasifika to keep their faint finals hopes alive. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Acres, Curnow goals add to Blues’ lead as Johnston’s backflip wows fans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby Pacific LIVE: Waratahs fall behind against Moana
After 10 losses from 12 matches, the Waratahs are still a mathematical chance of playing finals. NSW need a bonus point win over Moana Pasifika to keep their faint finals hopes alive. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Acres, Curnow goals add to Blues’ lead as Johnston’s backflip wows fans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
The lion behind Sikh generosity in Australia
Love motivated Ajmer Singh Gill, whose pivotal role in his adopted homeland spawned a community whose generosity has set the bar for people in good times and in times of distress. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Acres, Curnow goals add to Blues’ lead as Johnston’s backflip wows fans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Keary awarded penalty try
Sydney Roosters star Luke Keary was awarded a penalty try against the Raiders. ⌘ Read more
World Court orders Israel to halt assault on Gaza’s Rafah
While the International Court of Justice has no means to enforce its orders, the case was a stark sign of Israel’s global isolation over its campaign in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Moana Pasifika leave Waratahs scrambling
Fine Inisi and his Moana Pasifika teammates left the Waratahs in all sorts with their second try of the night in Auckland. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Blues dominate possession, lead Suns as Johnston’s backflip wows fans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby Pacific LIVE: Waratahs take on Moana Pasifika
After 10 losses from 12 matches, the Waratahs are still a mathematical chance of playing finals. NSW need a bonus point win over Moana Pasifika to keep their faint finals hopes alive. ⌘ Read more
Moana Pasifika player suffers ‘blown tyre’**
Neria Fomai pulled up suddenly on the wing when he suffered a busted hamstring in Moana Pasifika’s match against the Waratahs. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Blues dominate possession, lead Suns as Johnston’s backflip wows fans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Joey calls for Eels “mini clean-out"
Parramatta need to perform a “mini clean-out” and rebuild after the sacking of former coach Brad Arthur. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Blues dominate possession, lead Suns as Johnston’s backflip wows fans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby Pacific LIVE: Waratahs take on Moana Pasifika
After 10 losses from 12 matches, the Waratahs are still a mathematical chance of playing finals. NSW need a bonus point win over Moana Pasifika to keep their faint finals hopes alive. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby Pacific LIVE: Waratahs take on Moana Pasifika
After 10 losses from 12 matches, the Waratahs are still a mathematical chance of playing finals. NSW need a bonus point win over Moana Pasifika to keep their faint finals hopes alive. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Blues dominate possession, lead Suns as Johnston’s backflip wows fans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Blues dominate possession, lead Suns as Johnston’s backflip wows fans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Qld builds on housing push with $1000 tool cashback for apprentices
The payment for first-year apprentices is part of continued efforts to meet the state’s housing and infrastructure demands amid cost-of-living pressures. ⌘ Read more
Thousands of small, coloured straws help make top design prize winner
More and more design is appearing in galleries – and commanding big money – as this show at Melbourne Design Week attests. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby Pacific LIVE: Waratahs take on Moana Pasifika
After 10 losses from 12 matches, the Waratahs are still a mathematical chance of playing finals. NSW need a bonus point win over Moana Pasifika to keep their faint finals hopes alive. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Blues dominate possession, lead Suns as Johnston’s backflip wows fans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Blues dominate possession, lead Suns as Johnston’s backflip wows fans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Young Sun pulls off backflip
Suns forward Lloyd Johnston surprised everyone when he pulled off a backflip after kicking a goal against Carlton. ⌘ Read more
US curbs Australian poultry imports on bird flu concerns
Australia earlier this week reported its first human case of avian influenza in a child in Victoria whom authorities said had been infected in India. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Blues dominate possession, lead Suns as Johnston’s backflip wows fans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Joey calls for Eels “mini clean-out
Parramatta need to perform a “mini clean-out” and rebuild after the sacking of former coach Brad Arthur. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Carlton dominates possession early to lead Suns; Flanders out due to illness
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby Pacific LIVE: Waratahs take on Moana Pasifika
After 10 losses from 12 matches, the Waratahs are still a mathematical chance of playing finals. NSW need a bonus point win over Moana Pasifika to keep their faint finals hopes alive. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Carlton dominates possession early to lead Suns; Flanders out due to illness
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Carlton dominates possession early to lead Suns; Flanders out due to illness
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Carlton dominates possession early to lead Suns; Flanders out due to illness
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby Pacific LIVE: Waratahs take on Moana Pasifika
After 10 losses from 12 matches, the Waratahs are still a mathematical chance of playing finals. NSW need a bonus point win over Moana Pasifika to keep their faint finals hopes alive. ⌘ Read more
Couple buy $1.915m Williamstown stunner to be closer to their kids
There was only one other bidder interested in the home with both buyers moving from the other side of town. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Carlton dominates possession early to lead Suns; Flanders out due to illness
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
‘The land continues sliding’ in PNG as 300 reported dead
The PNG Post Courier reported the increased death toll and said 1182 houses were destroyed, citing an MP. At least six villages were affected, DFAT said. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Gold Coast Suns square off as AFL Saturday begins
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Quaynor's telling challenge
Collingwood defender Isaac Quaynor has caused a storm with AFL fans after making a cheeky admission after the match. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Gold Coast Suns square off as AFL Saturday begins
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Brabham wins race on anniversary of father's death
David Brabham won a race driving a Brabham car at Brands Hatch on the 10th anniversary of the death of his father, Aussie motor racing icon Sir Jack Brabham. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Gold Coast Suns square off as AFL Saturday begins
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Four weeks of Melbourne University’s Gaza encampment and sit-in: In pictures
As pro-Palestine student protesters at the University of Melbourne pack up their tents and empty out the Arts West building, we take a look back at the key stages of the protest. ⌘ Read more
Are these two Sydney gift shops too similar? One thinks so
A war of words has erupted between two gift shops in the city’s inner west, after one publicly accused a newcomer of copying several elements of its business. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Gold Coast Suns square off as AFL Saturday begins
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 11 reaches its Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
‘Not allowed to do that’: AFL’s call on controversial free kick that stunned the Pies
The AFL has backed an umpire’s controversial call against a Collingwood player that resulted in a crucial last-quarter Fremantle goal in Friday night’s thrilling draw. ⌘ Read more
Former Nine News boss Darren Wick accused by staff of drunken, lecherous behaviour
Current and former staff allege the former head of news and current affairs engaged in “alcohol-fuelled grope sessions” and his drunken, lecherous behaviour was an “open secret”. ⌘ Read more
Two women killed, man dead, after shooting in Floreat home
WA Police have confirmed a 60-year-old man killed two women, before turning the gun on himself. ⌘ Read more
Perth cyclist dies in hospital after horror crash
On Saturday morning, police confirmed the man had died, after being hit by a car in Carlisle on Friday afternoon. ⌘ Read more
The Age photos of the week, May 25, 2024
The week in photos from our award-winning staff photographers and regular contributing photographers at The Age. ⌘ Read more
‘The land continues sliding’ in PNG as 300 reported dead
The Papua New Guinea Post Courier reported the increased death toll and said 1182 houses were destroyed, citing an MP. ⌘ Read more
Stellar performances (almost) make up for soulless venue: Tosca
Opera Australia took a risk staging Puccini’s opera at Margaret Court Arena – and it mostly paid off. ⌘ Read more
‘Not allowed to do that’: The controversial free kick that stunned the Pies
Collingwood coach Craig McRae says he will be eagerly awaiting the AFL’s thoughts on the controversial free kick that cost his side victory in the draw with Fremantle. ⌘ Read more
‘Influencer of God’: Teenager clears last miracle hurdle on road to sainthood
“Carlo was the light answer to the dark side of the web,” his mother said of the “patron saint of the internet” who will now be canonised. ⌘ Read more
YouTuber scaring Bay Run joggers
The unknown man was quizzed about his actions on the popular inner west track by Instagram teacher Sarah Weston. ⌘ Read more
YouTuber scaring Bay Run joggers
The unknown man was quizzed about his actions on the popular inner west track by Instagram teacher Sarah Weston. ⌘ Read more
Sinking Sunak steers Tories towards iceberg as MPs jump overboard
More than 70 Conservative MPs will not seek re-election on July 4, that’s nearly a quarter of all Tory’s serving under the British prime minister now. ⌘ Read more
‘This is a really dark day’: Report reveals perilous state of WA’s little penguin population
A damning population report conducted by scientists in November was finally handed to Rockingham councillors on Wednesday night. ⌘ Read more
‘Documenters of our time’: Exhibition celebrates Herald photography
The Photos1440 Exhibition showcases the artistry of the Herald’s photography at the NSW State Library. ⌘ Read more
Neighbour charged with assault as Sydney home goes up in flames
A neighbour has been charged after allegedly assaulting police at the scene of a massive blaze in Sydney's west. ⌘ Read more
Rescue effort begins after Papua New Guinea landslide
Papua New Guinea locals have been desperately searching for survivors after a landslide in a rural part of the island nation. ⌘ Read more
Two dead after shooting in Perth
Two people have died and a third is critical after a shooting in Perth. ⌘ Read more
The 1985 smash hit inspiring footy’s next generation of stars
The Age is following three prospective AFL draftees as they bid to join the big time in November. In our second part of the series, find out how one of pop music’s biggest moments is driving a footy team. ⌘ Read more
Perth cyclist dies in hospital after horror crash
On Saturday morning, police confirmed the man had died, after being hit by a car in Carlisle on Friday afternoon. ⌘ Read more
Matildas star has won two Champions Leagues but still hopes third time’s a charm
It has been both the shortest and longest four years since Ellie Carpenter signed with Lyon. This weekend, she will play Barcelona for a third Champions League winner’s medal. ⌘ Read more
‘Cam would kick this’: Captain’s moving interview after dramatic Magpie draw
Alex Pearce’s interview with Seven’s Abbey Holmes provided an emotional post-script to a thrilling match. ⌘ Read more
Two dead after shooting in Perth
Two people have died and a third is critical after a shooting in Perth. ⌘ Read more
‘I was like, Cam would kick this’: Captain’s moving interview after Magpie draw
Alex Pearce’s interview with Seven’s Abbey Holmes provided an emotional post-script to a thrilling match. ⌘ Read more
Supersize Me star Morgan Spurlock dies at 53
The man behind the Supersize Me documentary Morgan Spurlock has died at the age of 53. ⌘ Read more
Neighbour charged with assault as Sydney home goes up in flames
A neighbour has been charged after allegedly assaulting police at the scene of a massive blaze in Sydney's west. ⌘ Read more
Rescue effort begins after Papua New Guinea landslide
Papua New Guinea locals have been desperately searching for survivors after a landslide in a rural part of the island nation. ⌘ Read more
United Nations orders halt of Israel’s military offensive in Rafah
The United Nation's top court has ordered Israel to immediately halt its military offensive in the southern Gaza city of Rafah. ⌘ Read more
Benji takes blame for Tigers defeat
Wests Tigers coach Benji Marshall has taken responsibility for his side's loss. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Saturday May 25
National weather forecast for Saturday May 25. ⌘ Read more
Supersize Me star Morgan Spurlock dies at 53
The man behind the Supersize Me documentary Morgan Spurlock has died at the age of 53. ⌘ Read more
Rescue effort begins after Papua New Guinea landslide
Papua New Guinea locals have been desperately searching for survivors after a landslide in a rural part of the island nation. ⌘ Read more
Two dead after shooting in Perth
Two people have died and a third is critical after a shooting in Perth. ⌘ Read more
Documentary filmmaker Morgan Spurlock, known for Super Size Me, dies at 53
Spurlock was known for his groundbreaking film Super Size Me, which chronicled the detrimental physical and psychological effects of him eating only McDonald’s food for 30 days. ⌘ Read more
Cox goes down with knee injury
Collingwood's Mason Cox was subbed off after a heavy fall that saw his knee caught under him against Fremantle. ⌘ Read more
Arsenal take the lead through Russo
Alessia Russo has stunned at Marvel Stadium, smashing a header into the back of the net. ⌘ Read more
Britt made a temporary move, but she loved the area so much she stayed
The rising cost of housing in a string of bayside and inner-east suburbs hasn’t deterred buyers, bucking the trend of Melbourne’s softening market. ⌘ Read more
Artist’s iconic images still feel as fresh as the day they were made
Once seen, Sally Robinson’s works are never forgotten. ⌘ Read more
An album with a lush sound that fills every corner of the room
The young members of David Murray’s new quartet were no doubt eager to immerse themselves in of one the most thrilling sounds in jazz history. ⌘ Read more
Two casinos, one dream: the battle for Sydney’s gamblers
One casino has been approved to operate, but is laying off staff. The other has just emerged red-faced from an inquiry that may result in losing its licence. Is it possible for casinos to turn a profit in the brave new regulatory world? ⌘ Read more
Opera House projections and $128 harbourside walks: Reviewing Vivid’s light shows
There are over 30 light shows at Vivid this year. How do the paid events compare to the much-loved harbourside light walk? ⌘ Read more
Romeo and Juliet - like you’ve never seen it before
“I never thought that we would have this kind of response,” choreographer Benjamin Millepied says. ⌘ Read more
Who pays for Australia’s gold standard?**
Sports funding in Australia is a mess. Some sports are rolling in money, some are on the bones of their backsides. It is time to look for a better model. ⌘ Read more
Quiche used to seem amazing, when did we become so immune to delight?**
Is there a way to recapture that enthusiasm? To channel our younger selves, and remember our giddy surprise? ⌘ Read more
Wendy Sharpe breaks all the rules in this spellbinding new exhibition
In her first show at the Art Gallery of NSW, Sharpe has recreated her inner-city studio and will conduct live paintings. ⌘ Read more
The biggest, weirdest and best Cannes films to keep an eye on this year
This year’s Cannes festival was largely defined by bold, daring and outright strange films. Here are six titles you should be across. ⌘ Read more
No-fault stand-down policy isn’t perfect, but NRL has little alternative
You can argue the stand-down rules are neither an effective deterrent nor a fair punishment – but that’s not the point of them. ⌘ Read more
This week in Australia energy and climate collided; it’s a global story
This week in Australia energy and climate collided; it’s a global story ⌘ Read more
You’ll likely live longer than you think, so start planning now
Life expectancies are changing rapidly, with 42-year-olds today possibly living until 99. It’s key to factor this in to your retirement planning. ⌘ Read more
My income protection costs $362 a month. Is it really worth it?**
Income protection insurance can be expensive, but it’s a comforting parachute to have if you’re suddenly unable to earn. ⌘ Read more
Traveller Letters: New SmartGates at Sydney Airport are a schemozzle
“Arriving into Sydney recently, I found the familiar passport scanning machines replaced with banks of facial recognition devices.” ⌘ Read more
‘It’s almost a no-win role’: Why you won’t see an Australian as India’s $2 million coach
It’s the best-paid coaching job in world cricket, and its up for grabs. So why won’t an Australian coach India? ⌘ Read more