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AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks, Lions in tense final quarter; Demons, Saints away at the MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Mam goes the distance with solo try
Broncos star Ezra Mam ran almost 100 metres against the run of play to score against the Gold Coast Titans. ⌘ Read more
Origin selection live: Trbojevic set to replace Tedesco as captain
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks, Lions in tense final quarter; Demons, Saints away at the MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
‘Not the same buzz’: Zampa rejects club riches to chase more World Cup glory
He’s had a spin on the lucrative franchise circuit, but for Adam Zampa it will never compare to the “buzz” of playing in big tournaments for Australia. ⌘ Read more
Broncos called out for 'soft' defensive effort
Erin Clark scored a simple try against the Broncos in a hard-hitting Queensland derby in round 12. ⌘ Read more
A rising black musician lost his elite orchestra job. He won’t go quietly
Josh Jones wasn’t expecting to lose his dream job. He has shared the performance reviews and messages that shed light on a typically confidential process. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks, Lions in tense final quarter; Demons, Saints away at the MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks, Lions in tense final quarter; Demons, Saints away at the MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Lions fight back in second half against Hawks
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Origin selection live: Trbojevic set to replace Tedesco as captain
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Lions fight back in second half against Hawks
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks stay on top as Lions start to fight back
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Origin selection live: Trbojevic set to replace Tedesco as captain
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
Walsh and Mam combine for brilliant Broncos try
Reece Walsh and Ezra Mam lit up Suncorp Stadium to set up a try for Corey Oates against the Titans. ⌘ Read more
Aussie star Hull lands on Diamond League podium
Jessica Hull finished second in the women's 1500m at the 2024 Eugene Diamond League and broke the national record. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks stay on top as Lions start to fight back
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks stay on top as Lions start to fight back
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Rafa facing brutal Roland-Garros draw
Stan Sports tennis expert Wally Masur believes Rafael Nadal’s first-round Roland-Garros match-up against Alexander Zverev is “one of the worst he could possibly get”. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks on top early, put Lions on back foot early
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Medal threat: Australia’s Hull smashes national record on eve of Olympics
Jess Hull is dramatically closing the gap on the world’s best and is now poised as a medal threat at this year’s Olympics after smashing the Australian 1500 metres record in a Diamond League meet on Sunday morning. ⌘ Read more
Origin selection live: Luai firms for No.7 as Latrell set to miss out
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks on top early, put Lions on back foot early
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks on top early, put Lions on back foot early
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks on top early, put Lions on back foot early
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks on top early, put Lions on back foot early
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks on top early, put Lions on back foot early
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks on top early, put Lions on back foot early
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Origin selection live: Luai firms for No.7 as Latrell set to miss out
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
Origin selection live: Luai firms for No.7 as Latrell misses out
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
The Australian who refuses to accept he did not invent bitcoin
Australian Craig Wright has long claimed to be Satoshi Nakamoto, the mysterious creator of bitcoin. But the courts disagree. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks on top early, put Lions on back foot early
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Anti-semitic chants could be banned under new hate speech laws
Communications Minister Michelle Rowland said the government was also weighing whether people should face jail time for hate speech. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Lions and Hawks in early tight battle at Marvel
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawthorn and Brisbane to face off at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawthorn and Brisbane to face off at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawthorn and Brisbane to face off at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
‘Ready to rock’: Cleary mentorship has Luai confident about Blues no.7 role
Jarome Luai is happy to be chosen as the NSW halfback and has the best no.7 in the game as a personal coach. ⌘ Read more
Origin selection live: Luai firms for No.7 as Blues sweat on scans
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
Origin selection live: Luai firms for No.7 as Blues sweat on scans
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawthorn Hawks, Brisbane Lions face off at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Aussie star Hull lands on Diamond League podium
Jessica Hull finished second in the women's mile at the 2024 Eugene Diamond League and broke the national record. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawthorn Hawks, Brisbane Lions face off at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
‘Left field’ challenger emerges in Parra coaching race
9News and Sydney Morning Herald reporter Michael Chammas believes Michael Ennis’ name has emerged as a potential ‘left field’ candidate to take over as Parramatta coach. ⌘ Read more
Rafa draw ‘worst he could possibly get’**
Stan Sports tennis expert Wally Masur believes Rafael Nadal’s first round match-up against Alexander Zverev is “the worst he could possibly get”. ⌘ Read more
Murdered Floreat mother was doing what any good friend would: Premier Cook
Cook says his government may consider a further tightening of the state’s new gun laws after a mother and daughter were killed in Floreat on Friday, an incident he described as “senseless” and “chilling”. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawthorn Hawks, Brisbane Lions face off at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Queenslanders slugged $3.5 billion more than forecast in stamp duty
And a new report says Brisbane home buyers would spend almost a decade paying down the taxes on a 30-year, $730,000 mortgage on a house and land package. ⌘ Read more
Trump TV: No.1 destination for MAGA faithful won’t question a word he says
RSBN has allowed the former Republican president to bypass traditional media and inject his vision for America directly into the veins of his diehard supporters. ⌘ Read more
Cats on the moon? Google’s AI tool is producing misleading responses that have experts worried
Google has unleashed its new AI tool, which is giving users wrong information – some funny, others harmful falsehoods. Experts warn it could also endanger people in an emergency. ⌘ Read more
Latrell escapes ban to stay in Origin frame, Martin sent for scans
The Rabbitohs superstar can breathe a sigh of relief but the Blues selectors are now sweating on a fresh hamstring issue for a key NSW forward. ⌘ Read more
Let’s be clear, Peter Dutton: prosecuting Netanyahu is not antisemitism
This is not about moral equivalence, but seeking arrest warrants for both Hamas and Israeli leaders is an attempt to impose equal justice. ⌘ Read more
Piastri to start on front row in Monaco as Verstappen’s record run ends
Ferrari’s Charles Leclerc ended Max Verstappen’s record-equalling run of Formula 1 pole positions in style on Saturday and made himself favourite to become the first home winner of the Monaco Grand Prix since 1931. ⌘ Read more
Bold gold run continues with big Turaco hit
In this week’s Bulls N’ Bears Big Hits, we unravel the more curious drill hits revealed on the ASX, including Turaco Gold’s 105m at 1.61g/t gold from 135m. ⌘ Read more
Grayson Murray, a two-time PGA Tour winner, dies at 30
The American withdrew from a tournament during the second round at Texas before the PGA Tour announced his death on Sunday. ⌘ Read more
Magnitude 6.4 earthquake strikes Vanuatu
A magnitude 6.4 earthquake has struck Vanuata near Port Vila. ⌘ Read more
Fifty people evacuated after fire at Sydney e-bike store
Chippendale residents smelled smoke and heard popping noises from inside the e-bike rental shop. ⌘ Read more
‘Want my last name on my back again’: Luai open to being NSW No. 7
Jarome Luai is happy to be elevated to the NSW No. 7 – and has the best halfback in the game to help mentor him. ⌘ Read more
Latrell Mitchell escapes ban to stay in Origin contention
The Rabbitohs superstar, and NSW selectors, can breathe a sigh of relief after another unwanted headache on Saturday night. ⌘ Read more
Rescue under way after man plunges down mountain
A rescue mission is under way after a man fell 10 metres down Mount Barney in Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Man U down cross-town rivals to win FA Cup
Manchester United clinched a shock 2-1 win over Manchester City to clinch their 13th FA Cup title. ⌘ Read more
‘As close to free as you can get’: All public transport trips in Qld to cost 50c
A flat fee of just 50 cents per trip will be in place for a six-month trial from August 5, in Labor’s latest effort to ease cost-of-living pressures. ⌘ Read more
Leclerc clinches home pole in Monaco
Charles Leclerc has clinched pole position for his home Monaco Grand Prix, with Aussie gun Oscar Piastri a stunning second. ⌘ Read more
E-bike erupts on fire, forces evacuation in Sydney
An e-bike has erupted on fire and forced an evacuation of a building in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Sunak vows to bring back national service for school leavers
Rishi Sunak’s plan for 18-year-olds would create a renewed sense of pride in the UK, he said, as the prime minister faces internal and external political pressures. ⌘ Read more
Two teens allegedly stabbed in Melbourne brawl
Two teenagers have allegedly been stabbed in a brawl in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Golf rocked by champ’s sudden death
Two time PGA Tour winner Grayson Murray has died aged 30, only a day after withdrawing from a tournament in Texas. ⌘ Read more
Rescue under way after man plunges down mountain
A rescue mission is under way after a man fell 10 metres down Mount Barney in Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Leclerc clinches home pole in Monaco
Charles Leclerc has clinched pole position for his home Monaco Grand Prix, with Aussie gun Oscar Piastri a stunning second. ⌘ Read more
Rapper Nicki Minaj arrested in the Netherlands
Rapper Nicki Minaj has been arrested in the Netherlands for drug possession. ⌘ Read more
Take The Age quiz
Test your knowledge of Melbourne and Victoria with Stephen Brook’s weekly quiz. ⌘ Read more
Two teens allegedly stabbed in Melbourne brawl
Two teenagers have allegedly been stabbed in a brawl in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
At least 27 killed in amusement park fire in India
At least 27 people, including children, were killed in an amusement park fire in India. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Sunday May 26
National weather forecast for Sunday May 26. ⌘ Read more
Two teens allegedly stabbed in Melbourne brawl
Two teenagers have allegedly been stabbed in a brawl in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
At least 27 killed in amusement park fire in India
At least 27 people, including children, were killed in an amusement park fire in India. ⌘ Read more
E-bike erupts on fire, forces evacuation in Sydney
An e-bike has erupted on fire and forced an evacuation of a building in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Rapper Nicki Minaj arrested in the Netherlands
Rapper Nicki Minaj has been arrested in the Netherlands for drug possession. ⌘ Read more
‘He doesn’t believe you’: Nicki Minaj reportedly arrested for possessing drugs in Amsterdam
The rapper and pop star was travelling to England for the next stop of her world tour when police reportedly said they found drugs in her luggage. ⌘ Read more
Rapper Nicki Minaj arrested in the Netherlands
Rapper Nicki Minaj has been arrested in the Netherlands for drug possession. ⌘ Read more
Several children killed after Indian amusement park inferno, police say
A major fire broke out on Saturday at an amusement park in Gujarat state in western India, killing at least 27 people, police and media reports said. ⌘ Read more
Di Pizio breaks Victory’s dream
Miguel Di Pizio has smashed Melbourne Victory’s championship dreams as he powers a shot into the back of the net. ⌘ Read more
Mariners fans storm field after epic win
A dramatic finish to the A-League season saw Central Coast supporters invade the pitch after an extra-time thriller. ⌘ Read more
Who are the YIMBYs? Inside the group that is shaking up Melbourne’s neighbourhoods
The YIMBYs want to rewrite the planning rules, scrap heritage overlays and start a housing revolution. And they have the ear of government. ⌘ Read more
“Embedded in our psyche”: Art world mourns leading Australian photographer
Conceptual photographer Rosemary Laing was best known for her images of brides suspended in the sky. ⌘ Read more
Arthur, Moses back Eels culture after sacking
Sacked coach Brad Arthur is still defending the culture at Parramatta, and a TV reporter has accused star half Mitchell Moses of swearing at him at training. ⌘ Read more
Miracle Mariners: Is this the greatest team Australian soccer has ever seen?**
Before the Central Coast Mariners even had a chance to compute that they had just won the treble, they were swarmed by a pitch invasion. ⌘ Read more
Don’t be fooled by record prices, crypto is still as unsafe as ever
The introduction of crypto ETFs has sent investors into a frenzy. But it’s important to remember that the market is still unregulated and volatile. ⌘ Read more
Bombers defender makes stellar AFL return in Dreamtime nail-biter
Jordan Ridley’s seamless return lifted the Bombers to a 12-point Dreamtime victory over Richmond, who defied a league-worst injury list to still be in contention in the dying stages of the game. ⌘ Read more
NVM the LOLs, IMHO fully-formed words slay
If you use cutesy words such as nom, laughing emojis and acronyms such as LOL, you are going to hate this column. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne’s controversial sculpture vaults its way to heritage listing
Ron Robertson-Swann’s sculpture Vault has had its share of admirers and detractors across more than four decades. Now it is destined for heritage listing. ⌘ Read more
Good luck trying to buy a home in these Perth suburbs
There are 350 suburbs in the Perth metropolitan area – and 25 per cent have fewer than 10 properties listed for sale. ⌘ Read more
Tempted to squeeze your blackheads? Do this instead
No matter how old you are, blackheads are always present. Here’s how to tackle them head on. ⌘ Read more
‘Nothing made sense until I came out when I was 19’: The Block judge opens up
“I orientated myself toward the women in my life because they felt safe,” says Darren Palmer. ⌘ Read more
The Met Gala trend making its way into our wardrobes this season
Think fewer “pretty” florals (but if that’s your bouquet, go forth) and more bold takes on the “queen of flowers”. ⌘ Read more
Xbox sequel raises the bar for audio, immersion and mental health in video games
Like a visually stunning eight-hour TV series, Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II is a 10th century Viking adventure following a warrior who lives with psychosis. ⌘ Read more
‘You had to hustle’: How Debi Mazar went from New York door girl to Hollywood star
The 59-year-old actor’s latest role has brought her all the way to Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
‘A long black silk dress with black knee-high boots’: This actor’s first date outfit
The star of Paper Dolls, Miah Madden, shares the fashion trends she likes and dislikes. ⌘ Read more
Even before Eraring was extended, NSW was set to miss climate targets
The state is forecast to fall short of legislated targets to reduce greenhouse emissions by 50 per cent by 2030 and 70 per cent by 2035. What can be done to get back on track? ⌘ Read more
No more ‘Homo stupidus’: Why Neanderthals are getting a makeover
They were shrewd, complex and creative, and we shared the planet with them (and other types of humans) for thousands of years. So why did the Neanderthals die out and not us? ⌘ Read more