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Naarm back in eight after downing Euro-Yroke; Dawson leads Crows past Eagles
Narrm have secured a top eight spot after downing lacklustre Euro-Yroke, while Hawthorn climbed to 13th on the ladder by defeating Brisbane, and the Crows gave their percentage a boost against the Eagles. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, May 27, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
Jewish school principal says students ‘terrified’ after threat sprayed on fence
The principal of Melbourne's largest Jewish school says his students are terrified after a death threat was sprayed across its fence. ⌘ Read more
Bennet’s cheeky response to ugly Dolphins stat
Wayne Bennett had a cheeky response for a reporter who raised concerns over a Dolphins track record. ⌘ Read more
Jewish school principal says students ‘terrified’ after threat SPRAYED on fence
The principal of Melbourne's largest Jewish school says his students are terrified after a death threat was sprayed across its fence. ⌘ Read more
Outpouring of grief for mother and daughter killed in double murder-suicide
There has been an outpouring of grief for a Perth mother and daughter killed in a horrific double-murder suicide on Friday. ⌘ Read more
Young woman dies in alleged hit-run
A 19-year-old woman has died in an alleged hit-run along the notorious Indian Ocean Drive in Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
Boomer bites back
Catching beneficiaries on the rebound. ⌘ Read more
Barnett on ‘bucket list’ Origin callup
New Zealand Warriors star Mitch Barnett discusses his phone call with NSW coach Michael Maguire. ⌘ Read more
In the scramble to make a showstopping egg dish, a true blue favourite cracks
What’s worse – egg that doesn’t run, egg that is filled with horrid seafood, or overcooked custard? One popular contestant finds out the hard way. ⌘ Read more
UN fears more than 670 feared buried under Papua New Guinea landslide
A UN agency based its death toll estimates on information provided by locals who said more than 150 houses were buried in Friday’s landslide. ⌘ Read more
Ross the boss at a loss as ‘sloppy’ Saints slide into deeper hole
This time last year the Saints were top-four contenders, but 12 months on they are mired in the bottom four and in a deep slump that’s testing even their most optimistic supporters. ⌘ Read more
Frustration and confusion: Why umpires deserve our pity on holding-the-ball calls
The holding-the-ball rule hasn’t changed, but the way the AFL’s umpires are officiating it has. It’s no wonder players, coaches, past greats and fans are confused and frustrated. ⌘ Read more
Seething in the city: Street art, graffiti, YIMBYs and NIMBYs
Readers discuss the benefits of street art, the scourge of graffiti, the rise of YIMBYs, and the bad rap NIMBY’s get. ⌘ Read more
Disney songwriter Richard Sherman dies at 95
Richard Sherman, the musical genius behind some of Disney's best work, has passed away at the age of 95. ⌘ Read more
Dozens die in India amusement park fire
Dozens of people including children are dead after a fire raged at an amusement centre in India. ⌘ Read more
Rapper Nicki Minaj says Dutch police told her they found pot in bags
Rapper Nicki Minaj says police in the Netherlands discovered marijuana in her bags as she was preparing to leave the country for her next concert. ⌘ Read more
Police warn landlords about leasing stores to tobacconists amid turf war
Investigators have found illegal tobacco products in about 100 of the stores they have raided. ⌘ Read more
They’re not old enough to drink it yet, but these students are producing their own pinot noir
It’s been five years since Upper Yarra principal Scott Tully had a “crazy idea” to plant a vineyard on school grounds. This week, the school will launch its first drop. ⌘ Read more
Luckless Dog requests trade
Tom Morris confirms that luckless Western Bulldogs big man Rory Lobb will request a trade out at season's end. ⌘ Read more
Public transport fares to be slashed to 50 cents in Queensland
Public transport fares are set to be temporarily slashed to a flat rate of 50 cents across Queensland in an effort to alleviate congested roads and cost of living pressures. ⌘ Read more
Woman dead in alleged hit and run in Queensland
A man is in police custody after a woman was killed in an alleged hit and run in Hervey Bay in Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Colleges face mass closures as students from whole continents banned
Hundreds of private colleges face closure as the government pushes ahead with its plan to slash migration. ⌘ Read more
Daring rescue to save injured Queensland hiker
A daring rescue has played out in Queensland’s Scenic Rim region to save an injured hiker stuck in freezing conditions on the side of a mountain for 24 hours. ⌘ Read more
Driver's lucky escape after horror roundabout crash in Adelaide
A man has escaped the wreckage with minor injuries after a horror crash at a roundabout in Adelaide this morning. ⌘ Read more
Tedesco axed in massive Origin shake-up, six Blues to debut
NSW coach Michael Maguire has made a huge statement for his first Origin match in charge, dropping the captain and calling up a clutch of players to make their state debuts. ⌘ Read more
‘You’re an idiot’: Man spends night on cliff ledge after wrong turn on popular coastal walk
Despite falling into the ocean, being washed onto rocks and spending the night on a cliff ledge, a bushwalker in Royal National Park was lucky to walk away largely unscathed. ⌘ Read more
Daredevils caught on edge of Melbourne CBD skyscraper
Daredevils have been caught risking their lives walking on the edge of a Melbourne CBD skyscraper more than 200 metres above the ground. ⌘ Read more
Murdered woman’s mum calls for legislative change
The mother of Celeste Manno, who was killed by an obsessive former colleague, has shed tears on the steps of parliament as she begged for legislative change. ⌘ Read more
Lismore rallies for a mother in grief after murder of her child
Rowan’s mother Dr Sophie Roome and students from his swim school were among the crowd of 120 who gathered to remember the toddler killed by his father in a murder-suicide last week. ⌘ Read more
Fittler pays tribute to Edwards among Madge’s Origin ‘surprises’**
The Blues have named six NSW Origin rookies as Michael Maguire’s predecessor Brad Fittler congratulated Dylan Edwards on a long-awaited debut at the expense of incumbent captain James Tedesco. ⌘ Read more
Taiwan’s Kinmen islands are a stone’s throw from China. Its inhabitants are torn
If China were to attack Taiwan, this string of islands is at the front line. Kinmen is less than 10 kilometres from the Chinese mainland and remnants of past battles are everywhere. ⌘ Read more
I’ve fathered five children in NSW. If I lived in Victoria, I’d probably have none
The state government’s donor recruitment drive may have good intentions, but without a review of family limits the idea of donating sperm feels too risky. ⌘ Read more
Hynes 'confident' despite injury woes
Cronulla halfback Nicho Hynes hopes to be "given a chance" to earn a spot in the NSW side despite a calf injury. ⌘ Read more
Federal government launches new bid to stamp out sexual violence
The federal government is launching a new bid to stamp out sexual violence, with the aim to educate parents to guide their children on what's safe in relationships. ⌘ Read more
Bushwalker rescued from cliffside in Sydney
A man walking the length of Australia to campaign for basic income has spent the night in freezing temperatures after falling from a cliff. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin teams 2024 LIVE updates: Tedesco dropped as Madge brings in six NSW Origin rookies
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
Light plane makes crash landing in Sydney
A man and a woman have escaped injury in a light aircraft emergency landing at Bankstown Airport in Sydney’s south-west. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin teams 2024 LIVE updates: Tedesco dropped as Madge brings in six NSW Origin rookies
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
‘Misogynistic massacre’: Sydney Writers’ Festival closing address dedicated to Bondi Junction victims
A feminist author used her closing address to call out “himpathy”, where men who commit violence receive “disproportionate and undue sympathy”. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin teams 2024 LIVE updates: Tedesco dropped as Madge brings in six NSW Origin rookies
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin teams 2024 LIVE updates: Tedesco dropped as Madge brings in six NSW Origin rookies
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Warriors v Dolphins - Round 12
New Zealand Warriors take on the Dolphins in Indigenous Round of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Go Media Stadium, Auckland. ⌘ Read more
Cats flag hopes dashed, says Cornes
Kane Cornes says there is no way Geelong can win the premiership after an 0-4 record this month. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin teams 2024 LIVE updates: Tedesco dropped as Madge brings in six NSW Origin rookies
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Narrm secure top eight spot after downing lackluster Euro-Yroke
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Tedesco axed by NSW selectors
Dylan Edwards is set to make his State of Origin debut, with James Tedesco dumped by NSW. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Narrm secure top eight spot after downing lackluster Euro-Yroke
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin teams 2024 LIVE updates: Jake Trbojevic set to replace James Tedesco as NSW Blues captain
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
Ukraine pleaded for help from Australia six months ago. It hasn’t received a reply
Ukraine fears it will not receive a requested shipment of Australian coal by winter, despite pleading directly with Foreign Minister Penny Wong. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Narrm push out lead against Euro-Yroke in the second half
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin teams 2024 LIVE updates: Jake Trbojevic set to replace James Tedesco as NSW Blues captain
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin teams 2024 LIVE updates: Jake Trbojevic set to replace James Tedesco as NSW Blues captain
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin teams 2024 LIVE updates: Jake Trbojevic set to replace James Tedesco as NSW Blues captain
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
This town’s only store has closed. Now heartbroken locals are banding together to buy it
A campaign to save a town’s historic general store is asking the community to pitch in $5000 per person to help raise the money needed. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Narrm push out lead against Euro-Yroke in the second half
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Getting bothered by co-workers is another reason for more WFH, says UQ study
Being interrupted at work to perform pointless or unrelated tasks causes stress and can hurt productivity, Queensland research has found. ⌘ Read more
The ‘extraordinary numbers’ signalling years of pain for renters
An expert analysis shows migration, low vacancy rates and soft investment will drive rental inflation beyond its current 15-year high. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin teams 2024 LIVE updates: Jake Trbojevic set to replace James Tedesco as NSW Blues captain
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
Hundreds of new kerbside chargers coming. Here’s where you will be able to power up your EV
One Sydney council area is set to get more chargers for electric vehicles than most, and only one regional area is part of the latest rollout. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Narrm push out lead against Euro-Yroke in the second half
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Narrm push out lead against Euro-Yroke in the second half
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin teams 2024 LIVE updates: Jake Trbojevic set to replace James Tedesco as NSW Blues captain
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
'Turning point' error leads to DWZ try
Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow made a fatal mistake, allowing the Warriors to cash in and score. ⌘ Read more
Floreat murders were domestic violence: Minister at odds with police
Minister Reece Whitby has publicly revealed his disagreement with a decision of WA Police not to classify the murder of a mother and daughter by a man who attended their Floreat home on the hunt for his ex-wife a domestic violence incident. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin teams 2024 LIVE updates: Jake Trbojevic set to replace James Tedesco as NSW Blues captain
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
This Brisbane CBD lift is so unreliable, it’s been out of service almost half the days in 2024
Frequent outages at the lift – which links to a CityCat terminal and a busy bikeway – are so bad, some people avoid travelling that way. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Narrm push out lead against Euro-Yroke in the second half
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Narrm push out lead against Euro-Yroke in the second half
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Kini outshines Origin audition: Four things learnt from Broncos’ shock loss
A day that was billed as the final audition for a host of State of Origin hopefuls, instead became the dawning of Keano Kini as an NRL star of the future. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Narrm push out lead against Euro-Yroke in the second half
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Trbojevic set to earn NSW captaincy
Nine reporter Michael Chammas has confirmed Jake Trbojevic is set to captain the Blues. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Fritsch spurs on Dees as Saints fight back; Hawks down Lions
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Fritsch spurs on Dees as Saints fight back; Hawks down Lions
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Man survives 40-metre fall from popular coastal walk, spends night on cliff ledge
Despite falling off a cliff, fishing himself out of the ocean and spending the night on a rock ledge, a bushwalker in Royal National Park has escaped mostly unscathed. ⌘ Read more
Origin selection live: Trbojevic set to replace Tedesco as captain
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Fritsch spurs on Dees as Saints fight back; Hawks down Lions
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Origin selection live: Trbojevic set to replace Tedesco as captain
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Fritsch spurs on Dees as Saints fight back; Hawks down Lions
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Arnold set to name Irankunda in Socceroos squad for June qualifiers
Graham Arnold is expected to call up the Bayern Munich-bound teenager for June’s World Cup qualifiers, days after he effectively put the national team coach on notice. ⌘ Read more
Waratahs are not the only problem child in Super Rugby’s dysfunctional family
Rugby Australia must be learning that centralisation means taking on the problems of the franchises, not magically making them disappear. ⌘ Read more
Hammer touches down
Herbie Farnworth and Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow linked up for an exciting Dolphins try. ⌘ Read more
Warriors fill-in scores
Chanel Harris-Tavita scored a first-half try against the Dolphins after earning an NRL recall ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Fritsch spurs on Dees as Saints fight back; Hawks down Lions
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Farnworth dots down against Warriors
Dolphins star Herbie Farnworth crossed for a try against the Warriors in Auckland. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Fritsch spurs on Dees as Saints fight back; Hawks down Lions
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Farmland or townhouses? The fight for the future of Daylesford
Like many areas, Daylesford is facing a housing crisis. But some locals fear a plan to extend the popular spa town’s urban boundaries will threaten its very identity. ⌘ Read more
The high-profile Sydney yoga studio at the centre of a decidedly un-zen scandal
Egg of the Universe has been accused of trading while insolvent, owing tens of thousands of dollars while plunging further into debt and making generous loans to directors. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks bounce back with win over Lions; Dees lead Saints at the ’G**
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Origin selection live: Trbojevic set to replace Tedesco as captain
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
Isaako produces freakish try
Jamayne Isaako pulled off a stunning putdown in round 12 against the Warriors. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks bounce back with win over Lions; Dees lead Saints at the ’G**
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Broncos v Titans - Round 12
Brisbane Broncos take on the Gold Coast Titans in Indigenous Round of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks bounce back with win over Lions; Dees lead Saints at the ’G**
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
I’m a bona fido dog lover, but stop telling me a fur baby is the same as a kid
Last week, I passed another woman with a pram, but hers contained a plump little sausage dog, not a furious-for-no-reason two-and-a-half-year-old. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks bounce back with win over Lions; Dees lead Saints at the ’G**
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks bounce back with win over Lions; Dees lead Saints at the ’G**
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 11 LIVE updates: Hawks, Lions in tense final quarter; Demons, Saints away at the MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions from the AFL’s Sunday games of Round 11. ⌘ Read more
Origin selection live: Trbojevic set to replace Tedesco as captain
Get all the latest news as the Blues and Maroons Origin I squads are finalised along with live updates from Sunday afternoon’s NRL games. ⌘ Read more
Public transport fares to be slashed to 50 cents in Queensland
Public transport fares are set to be temporarily slashed to a flat rate of 50 cents across Queensland in an effort to alleviate congested roads and cost of living pressures. ⌘ Read more