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Why can’t Forestry find any gliders, when everyone else can?**
It has all the ingredients of a Monty Python sketch: bureaucrats shuffling around a forest looking for nocturnal animals in the middle of the day. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong calls Israeli airstrikes ‘horrific and unacceptable’; Albanese government launches violence against women review
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Wall Street speeds up, unsettling global trades
The US financial market has halved the time for settling deals from two days to one. That will increase costs, and make it harder for international investors to buy into the world’s largest economy. ⌘ Read more
Israel PM acknowledges ‘tragic mistake’ following Rafah airstrike
Israel's Prime Minister has acknowledged a tragic mistake was made after an airstrike in the southern Gaza city of Rafah killed at least 45 people. ⌘ Read more
Grant misses Maroons training
Queensland superstar Harry Grant was absent from the first State of Origin training session due to being sick. ⌘ Read more
Rise of the ‘gran bank’: Why helping grandkids buy a home could cost you
The bank of mum and dad may be one of the biggest lenders in Australia, but older generations are helping out too – sometimes at their own peril. ⌘ Read more
US lashed with deadly weather
Wild tornadoes and storms kill at least 21 people in the United States. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Perth flight turned back over ‘disruptive passenger’; WA Day’s wild weather
The fallout continues following the tragedy in Floreat, Perth’s car-dependence is exposed on the global stage and a Perth mother weighs in on social media bans. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong calls Israeli airstrikes ‘horrific and unacceptable’; Albanese government launches violence against women review
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane CBD parking most expensive in Australia; Maroons’ secret weapon
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Mounting pressure on federal government to use new migration laws to lock up high risk offenders
Revelations almost a fifth of the freed migration detainees have been charged with new crimes since their release. ⌘ Read more
People escape major Sydney house fire
Ten people have managed to escape a house fire that spread to two properties in Sydney's south. ⌘ Read more
Police appeal after evidence found that woman gave birth near river in Sydney
Concerns for mother and child following evidence woman gave birth close to river. ⌘ Read more
Car smashes into former Franco Cozzo building in Melbourne
A car has smashed into the front of the former Franco Cozzo furniture store in Footscray. ⌘ Read more
Staff owed $7 million after underpayment issue at top Queensland uni
Almost 10,000 staff members have been underpaid in a payroll debacle described as ‘staggering’. ⌘ Read more
‘I don’t even know where she was shot’: Charlise Mutten’s mother shocked in court grilling
Kallista Mutten has denied killing her nine-year-old daughter as she faced tense cross-examination at the trial of her former fiance who is accused of murder. ⌘ Read more
Nicole Kidman appears on The Ray Martin Show in resurfaced interview from 2001
Actress Nicole Kidman explains why she's always drawn back to Australia in resurfaced interview from 2001 on Australia's Top Ten of Everything. ⌘ Read more
Whitby removes former Chevron employee from Karratha gas plant appeal
Environment Minister Reece Whitby decided to remove Murdoch University Professor Simon McKirdy to maintain public confidence in the appeal committee’s work. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong calls Israeli airstrikes ‘horrific and unacceptable’; Albanese government launches violence against women review
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Bride fired via text on her wedding day
A bride who was fired on her wedding day shares her story with YouTuber Ben Askins, explaining her shock at receiving the news. ⌘ Read more
Purcell serves underarm on match point
Max Purcell blew six match points in his loss at Roland Garros. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane CBD parking most expensive in Australia; Maroons’ secret weapon
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Inside the Blues campaign: Why Maguire wants the spirit of ’85**
The NSW coach has called on past glories to inspire his team for the 2024 State of Origin series. ⌘ Read more
One stat and six charts show why Edwards replaced Tedesco as the NSW No.1
Looking purely at the numbers this season, not a lot separates Dylan Edwards and James Tedesco. But there’s one area where Blues coach Michael Maguire believes the Penrith fullback can revolutionise his attack. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong calls Israeli airstrikes ‘horrific and unacceptable’; Albanese government launches violence against women review
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Who is your club likely to pick in the mid-season draft?**
The AFL’s annual mid-season rookie draft will be held on Wednesday night, with an in-form Tasmanian teenager rocketing into pole position to be the first player taken. ⌘ Read more
Laundry charity scrubs up new permanent Brisbane base
A decade after Orange Sky hit the streets in a single van, the service will put a $3 million boon from the government towards its new base of international operations. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Perth flight turned back over ‘disruptive passenger’; WA Day’s wild weather
The fallout continues following the tragedy in Floreat, Perth’s car-dependence is exposed on the global stage and a Perth mother weighs in on social media bans. ⌘ Read more
Exclusive NSW girls’ school embroiled in ugly dispute
The fate of Australia’s oldest and most respected “creative community” looks uncertain, with long-term staff set to lose their jobs. ⌘ Read more
How to make the most of small spaces without upsetting the neighbours
For these three architects being good neighbours was more than being professional, it was personal. ⌘ Read more
The Cleaner turns gruesome tragedy into hilarity in this cameo-filled comedy
UK funnyman Greg Davies plays a crime-scene cleaner who can’t help getting involved with the oddballs he encounters on the job. ⌘ Read more
Police search new site on banks of Cooks River near where woman gave birth
Police searching for a mother and newborn baby say the area close to where they found an umbilical cord and placenta yesterday will undergo forensic examination. ⌘ Read more
Purcell serves underarm on match point
Max Purcell blew six match points in his loss at Roland Garros. ⌘ Read more
Police hunt for driver after crash kills passenger in Brisbane’s south-west
The driver is still on the run after the early morning crash at the intersection of Boundary and Progress roads in Wacol. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong calls Israeli airstrikes ‘horrific and unacceptable’; Albanese government launches violence against women review
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Taniela Tupou escapes sanction for ugly cleanout
The Melbourne Rebels’ Taniela Tupou escaped punishment from SANZAAR for this cleanout on Brumbies player Darcy Swain. ⌘ Read more
This deli was built by a virtual community, but its breakfast muffins are the real deal
Stay with me here, this friendly fast-food shop is the product of an online collective called Nouns. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane CBD parking most expensive in Australia; Maroons’ secret weapon
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong calls Israeli airstrikes ‘horrific and unacceptable’; Albanese government launches violence against women review
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Woman reveals how socks show a generational divide
Woman reveals how she can tell people's age by looking at their socks. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane CBD parking most expensive in Australia; Maroons’ secret weapon
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Perth flight turned back over ‘disruptive passenger’; WA Day’s wild weather
The fallout continues following the tragedy in Floreat, Perth’s car-dependence is exposed on the global stage and a Perth mother weighs in on social media bans. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane CBD parking most expensive in Australia; Maroons’ secret weapon
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
‘Have you seen Tommy play?’: Why Dearden beat Mam to Munster’s spot
Tom Dearden has fended off a challenge from his Broncos rival to win the Maroons jumper, and now feels he is ready to lead the team to victory. ⌘ Read more
Rafael Nadal v Alexander Zverev - 2024 Roland Garros: Round 1 Highlights
Catch up on the highlights between Rafael Nadal & Alexander Zverev in Round 1 of the 2024 Roland Garros Men's Singles Tennis. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong calls Israeli airstrikes ‘horrific and unacceptable’; Albanese government launches violence against women review
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Iga Swiatek v Leolia Jeanjean - 2024 Roland Garros: Round 1 Highlights
Catch up on the highlights between Iga Swiatek & Leolia Jeanjean in Round 1 of the 2024 Roland Garros Women's Singles Tennis. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Perth flight turned back over ‘disruptive passenger’**
The fallout continues following the tragedy in Floreat, Perth’s car-dependence is exposed on the global stage and a Perth mother weighs in on social media bans. ⌘ Read more
Jannik Sinner v Christopher Eubanks - 2024 Roland Garros: Round 1 Highlights
Catch up on the highlights between Jannik Sinner & Christopher Eubanks in Round 1 of the 2024 Roland Garros Men's Singles Tennis. ⌘ Read more
Metronet milestone
Green light for Ranford Road Bridge in Canningvale. ⌘ Read more
Why Michael Jackson offered to pay $37,000 for one of these hats
Hats from leading designers are commanding serious dosh, and are becoming more popular in the eyes of collectors. ⌘ Read more
Daria Saville v Jasmine Paolini - 2024 Roland Garros: Round 1 Highlights
Catch up on the highlights between Daria Saville & Jasmine Paolini in Round 1 of the 2024 Roland Garros Women's Singles Tennis. ⌘ Read more
The joy of six ingredients: Four new pasta sauces that punch well above their weight
Katrina Meynink’s flavour-packed pasta sauce recipes are easy on your wallet, your time and your shopping list. And they taste fabulous, too. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong calls Israeli airstrikes ‘horrific and unacceptable’; Albanese government launches violence against women review
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Floreat murder; Perth’s car dependence ranked; Campaign to ban teen socials
The fallout continues following the tragedy in Floreat, Perth’s car-dependence is exposed on the global stage and a Perth mother weighs in on social media bans. ⌘ Read more
Divers called in after woman gave birth on banks of Cooks River, then disappeared
Police were searching ovals, streets and water on Tuesday morning after they found evidence of a birth on the banks of the inner west’s Cooks River, sparking a desperate search for mother and child. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane CBD parking most expensive in Australia; Maroons’ secret weapon
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong calls Israeli airstrikes ‘horrific and unacceptable’; Albanese government launches violence against women review
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Ocon crashes into Gasly
Esteban Ocon crashed into Pierre Gasly in Monaco, leaving his team fuming. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane CBD parking most expensive in Australia; Maroons’ secret weapon
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Premier League star almost falls off team bus
Premier League star Jack Grealish almost fell off the team bus as Manchester City celebrated winning the league title. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong calls Israeli airstrikes ‘horrific and unacceptable’; Albanese government launches violence against women review
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong calls Israeli airstrikes ‘horrific and unacceptable’; Albanese government launches violence against women review
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Charred bodies and screams: Witnesses describe scenes of horror at Rafah camp
Survivors described a terrifying scene of tents in flames and burn victims. A doctor said that of the killed and wounded he saw, a majority were women and children. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Pro-Palestine university protesters face arrest; Israeli PM admits Gaza strike ‘mistake’**
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Netanyahu admits ‘tragic mistake’ after Israeli strike on Rafah camp kills dozens
An Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that killed 45 people in a tent camp in the Gazan city, officials said, prompting an outcry from global leaders. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Pro-Palestine university protesters face arrest; Israeli PM admits Gaza strike ‘mistake’**
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Car crashes into Moon Dog brewpub at former Franco Cozzo store
The crash overnight is another blow to the Melbourne brewers, who battled angry neighbours before the opening of the Footscray venue was beset with delays. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Pro-Palestine university protesters face arrest; Israeli PM admits Gaza strike ‘mistake’**
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza; Nearly a fifth of former immigration detainees freed following the High Court’s l ... ⌘ Read more
Woman gives birth on banks of Cooks River, then disappears
Police found evidence of a birth on the banks of the inner west’s Cooks River, sparking a desperate search for mother and child. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Pro-Palestine university protesters face arrest; Israeli PM admits Gaza strike ‘mistake’**
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza; Nearly a fifth of former immigration detainees freed following the High Court’s l ... ⌘ Read more
Poland to restrict movements of Russian diplomats
Relations between Poland and Russia have deteriorated sharply since Moscow sent tens of thousands of troops into neighbouring Ukraine in February 2022. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Pro-Palestine university protesters face arrest; Israeli PM admits Gaza strike ‘mistake’**
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza; Nearly a fifth of former immigration detainees freed following the High Court’s l ... ⌘ Read more
People escape major Sydney house fire
Ten people have managed to escape a house fire that spread to two properties in Sydney's south. ⌘ Read more
Car smashes into former Franco Cozzo building in Melbourne
A car has smashed into the front of the former Franco Cozzo furniture store in Footscray. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Pro-Palestine university protesters face arrest; Israeli PM admits Gaza strike ‘mistake’**
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza; Nearly a fifth of former immigration detainees freed following the High Court’s l ... ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane CBD parking most expensive in Australia; Maroons’ secret weapon
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
People escape major Sydney house fire
Ten people have managed to escape a house fire that spread to two properties in Sydney's south. ⌘ Read more
Mounting pressure on federal government to use new migration laws to lock up high risk offenders
Revelations almost a fifth of the freed migration detainees have been charged with new crimes since their release. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Pro-Palestine university protesters face arrest; Israeli PM admits Gaza strike ‘mistake’**
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza; Nearly a fifth of former immigration detainees freed following the High Court’s l ... ⌘ Read more
US lashed with deadly weather
Wild tornadoes and storms kill at least 21 people in the United States. ⌘ Read more
Nadal bows out of French Open
Rafael Nadal lost what could be his last ever match at Roland-Garros, going down to Alexander Zverev in the first round. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Tuesday May 28
National weather forecast for Tuesday May 28. ⌘ Read more
‘Money poured in’: The exiled Chinese tycoon accused of a $1.5 billion swindle
Outspoken Chinese billionaire Guo Wengui, who has ties to former president Donald Trump’s inner-circle, is accused of orchestrating a complex fraud. ⌘ Read more
Australian man wins eccentric UK cheese-rolling contest
Aussie claims victory in famous UK cheese-rolling competition. ⌘ Read more
Police release CCTV images in appeal over antisemitic graffiti sprayed at school
Newly-released CCTV has captured the person allegedly behind anti-semitic graffiti sprayed on Melbourne school. ⌘ Read more
People escape major Sydney house fire
Ten people have managed to escape a house fire that spread to two properties in Sydney's south. ⌘ Read more
Police appeal after evidence found that woman gave birth near river in Sydney
Concerns for mother and child following evidence woman gave birth close to river. ⌘ Read more
Mounting pressure on federal government to use new migration laws to lock up high risk offenders
Revelations almost a fifth of the freed migration detainees have been charged with new crimes since their release. ⌘ Read more
Queensland picked Israel Folau. Why wouldn’t NSW pick Joseph Suaalii?**
The relevant question about Suaalii isn’t about whether he should contest the Origin opener but on which side of the field he will play. ⌘ Read more
‘I still have imposter syndrome’: The chaos of Maya Hawke
Yes, her dad’s Ethan Hawke and her mum’s Uma Thurman. But Maya Hawke is creating thoughtful work on her own terms – including her new album, Chaos Angel. ⌘ Read more
After 40 years, the service – and singing – has finally stopped at this uniquely Carlton restaurant
The Olive Jar didn’t have Melbourne’s best Italian food, and the service was eccentric, but chief critic Besha Rodell was smitten. Now, it’s time to move on. ⌘ Read more
Forget the stereotypical ballet taskmaster – this director’s leaving a different legacy
From student to director, Lisa Pavane’s storied 46-year journey with the Australian Ballet School is drawing to a close. ⌘ Read more
A beloved backstreet boozer is reborn, plus five more exciting additions to Fitzroy North
Try a new spin on the pie floater in the front bar of a revamped 1874 pub. Or experience Hyderabadi family recipes in an Indian restaurant. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to rise as Europe rate cut hopes boosts markets
The ASX is set to open higher after a ECB official signalled policy makers could consider successive rate cuts starting next month. Wall Street was closed for a holiday. ⌘ Read more
Buy the book: Morrison’s memoirs far from flying off Australian shelves
Local sales of the former PM’s Christian-flavoured biography might need a little divine intervention. ⌘ Read more
They help kickstart our days, but what does it take to be a top barista?**
Three masters of the espresso machine explain why it takes more than an excellent brew to make the perfect coffee shop experience. ⌘ Read more
The northern beaches brothers who won from Woolies’ $590m bet on pets
Woolworths’ acquisition of a major stake in PETstock has yielded a third beneficiary, PetO, which has its own ambitions of being a major player in the pet store landscape. ⌘ Read more
Football’s 11th commandment: Thou shall not get caught in the act
If a tackler neither dispossess their opponent nor forces them into an illegal disposal, then play on it should be. ⌘ Read more
This dazzling complex is one of the world’s great architectural ensembles
Bangkok’s Grand Palace has been at the centre of ceremony for Thai kings since 1782. ⌘ Read more