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Brisbane News Live: First look at Chandler Olympic precinct; Qld’s corruption watchdog rift
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Australian among 14 convicted in Hong Kong under national security law
It’s the city’s biggest national security case under a law imposed by Beijing that has all but wiped out public dissent on the former British colony. ⌘ Read more
Who’s going to win the return-to-office tug of war?**
There’s a colossal battle happening right now in many workplaces across the country, pitting WFH employees against their office-obsessed bosses. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: First look at Chandler Olympic precinct; Qld’s corruption watchdog rift
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Mother of Charlise’s alleged killer insists she heard ‘cheeky voice’ during call
Justin Stein’s mother has denied adding evidence about the phone call to assist her son who is on trial accused of murdering nine-year-old Charlise Mutten. ⌘ Read more
Lyon calls for more transparency on umpire comms; Bombers avoid virus catastrophe
Ross Lyon and Sam Mitchell have very different views on umpire coaches speaking with umpires during breaks in play. ⌘ Read more
Acting speaker in hot mic moment
Paging through paperwork, acting speaker Scott Buchholz is caught swearing in the House of Representatives. ⌘ Read more
Did Miranda July just write ‘the first great perimenopause novel’?**
The writer, director and actor has achieved the impossible and made middle age sexy. ⌘ Read more
Out of Egypt
British Museum curator Marie Vandenbeusch examines objects from the National Gallery of Victoria's Pharaoh exhibition, opening on June 14. ⌘ Read more
‘That little edge’: The Blues’ weak link a formidable combination hopes to expose
Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow is confident his union with Murray Taulagi can find chinks in whichever wing-centre pairings the Blues finally unveil. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane 2032 CEO rebuked over call for people to ‘speak up’ for new stadium
Among his platitudes for Cindy Hook, the Brisbane Games chairman delivered a veiled reprimand of her comments. ⌘ Read more
Manou weighs in on women's marathon selection chaos
Middle-distance running champion Tamsyn Manou has had her say on the Australian women's marathon selection mess. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Fan makes offer to buy Perth Wildcats; Barry Cable pleads not guilty
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Woman raped and robbed in her Mandurah home
Police have arrested a man over the horrific aggravated burglary and indecent assault of a woman in her home, alleging that he then stole her car and phone. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Golf star in tears amid shock retirement
American golf champion Lexi Thompson was in tears as she announced her retirement at the age of just 29. ⌘ Read more
Acting speaker in hot mic moment
Paging through paperwork, acting speaker Scott Buccholz is caught swearing in the House of Representatives. ⌘ Read more
Resources giants headed to court over $86 million clean-up bill
Shell has dragged resources giants Woodside and Paladin Resources to court after being lumped with an $86.5 million clean-up bill for the Northern Endeavour oil platform, claiming the bill should never have been its to pay. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: First look at Chandler Olympic precinct; Qld’s corruption watchdog rift
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australian among 14 convicted in Hong Kong under national security law
It’s the city’s biggest national security case under a law imposed by Beijing that has all but wiped out public dissent on the former British colony. ⌘ Read more
Australian among 14 convicted in Hong Kong under national security law
It’s the city’s biggest national security case under a law imposed by Beijing that has all but wiped out public dissent on the former British colony. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with detainee crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
The first perfect 10 by a woman at Teahupo'o
History was made in incredible conditions at Teahupo'o as Brazil's Tatiana Weston-Webb scored the first ever perfect 10 by a woman in the Tahiti Pro. ⌘ Read more
Woman who ran Albany family day care charged with rape of young boy
A 61-year-old woman has been charged by police who allege she abused a boy aged four and five years old who was in her care in the 1990s. ⌘ Read more
Manou weighs in on women's marathon selection chaos
Middle-distance running champion Tamsyn Manou has had her say on the Australian women's marathon selection mess. ⌘ Read more
ASX slumps, tracking losses on Wall Street; BHP falls after scrapped Anglo deal
The Australian sharemarket remained firmly in the red at lunchtime amid concerns sticky inflation will prompt the Reserve Bank to keep interest rates higher for longer. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with detainee crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with detainee crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Former federal LNP candidate sentenced for electoral fraud
Businessman Vivian Lobo was the LNP’s last-minute pick to take on Labor’s Anika Wells in the north Brisbane seat of Lilley. ⌘ Read more
Max prepares to video call his prisoner love interest Tara
Max patiently waits to see his love interest Tara on video call for the very first time on Love During Lockup on 9Now. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Fan makes offer to buy Perth Wildcats; Barry Cable pleads not guilty
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Max reveals why he prefers to date women in prison
Max is looking for love with prisoner Tara on Love During Lockup on 9Now. ⌘ Read more
Barry Cable pleads not guilty to 1960s sexual abuse of child
WA Police last week charged Cable with seven offences dating back to 1967. He will now head to trial. ⌘ Read more
An image calling for ‘All Eyes on Rafah’ is going viral. But it seems AI-generated
More than 40 million Instagram users have shared this graphic to their stories using a user-generated template. ⌘ Read more
Two more Macarthur players caught up in alleged A-League bet-fixing scandal
Matthew Millar and Jed Drew have been named in court as participants in a criminal scheme - which used the manipulation of yellow cards to corrupt betting - that allegedly involved three of their already charged teammates. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with detainee crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Package and delivery scams now most common in Australia
New research reveals the most common scams in Australia are from fake shipping and package delivery texts. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: AFL great Barry Cable due to face court; Farmer’s freeway convoy protest expected to cause traffic chaos
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
BHP walks after Anglo breaks off the engagement - but never say never
Anglo American’s refusal to engage with BHP forced the world’s largest miner to abandon its $74 billion mega-deal. ⌘ Read more
AFP, Border Force issue warning over 'date rape' drug
Authorities have issued a warning to importers of "date rape" drugs, telling them of serious consequences. ⌘ Read more
An image calling for ‘All Eyes on Rafah’ is going viral. But it seems AI-generated
More than 40 million Instagram users have shared this graphic to their stories using a user-generated template in recent days. ⌘ Read more
Iceland volcano starts erupting again, spewing lava into the sky
Evacuations ordered in Iceland as volcano erupts for fifth time since last December. ⌘ Read more
Free lunch coming to Queensland schools – with a catch
They say there is no such thing as a free lunch, but that’s what will be served up to some students. And find out which Brisbane schools will get playground upgrades. ⌘ Read more
‘This is women’s surfing’: A perfect 10 as history made at Teahupo’o**
Women were banished from Teahupo’o for 15 years because it was deemed too dangerous. In heaving, two-metre waves on Thursday, the women dominated like never before. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: AFL great Barry Cable due to face court; Farmer’s freeway convoy protest expected to cause traffic chaos
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: First look at Chandler Olympic precinct; Qld’s corruption watchdog rift
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Victims win longer protection, stronger police powers in new DV reforms
After a spate of women being killed across Australia, the Allan government has announced a raft of reforms to better prevent domestic violence and protect victims. ⌘ Read more
New Zealand warns Australia not to rip up deportation deal
The Albanese government softened immigration laws as part of an effort to improve diplomatic relations with New Zealand in the Jacinda Ardern era. ⌘ Read more
Major crash in south-east Queensland
A truck and a car have collided north-west of Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
New Zealand warns Australia not rip up deportation deal
The Albanese government softened immigration laws as part of an effort to improve diplomatic relations with New Zealand in the Jacinda Ardern era. ⌘ Read more
An image calling for ‘All Eyes on Rafah’ is going viral. But it seems AI-generated
More than 40 million Instagram users have shared this graphic to their stories using a user-generated template in recent days. ⌘ Read more
The SEQ postcodes where people find it hardest to pay their mortgage
Some pockets of south-east Queensland are among those with the highest rate of mortgage stress in Australia. Is your postcode one of them? ⌘ Read more
China drops its beef with Australia over meat exports
But even as the agriculture sector praised the federal government for the lifting of restrictions, Labor faces a fight over a proposed ban on live sheep exports. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with detainee crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
This Sunset Boulevard looks the part, but just isn’t dark enough to deliver
This production marks Sarah Brightman’s long-awaited return to musical theatre – but despite its many highlights, the show falls short. ⌘ Read more
Your June hit list: The hot, new and just-reviewed places to check out, right now
A new bakery from ‘Fast Ed’, the new-look White Horse, Merivale magic strikes again, and a new north shore yakitori joint, plus more must-visits. ⌘ Read more
How Hayley Lewis’ son is powering past the curse of family fame
The legacy of a champion parent can be a burden in elite sport, but the next Olympics hope vows to swim past it, all the way to Paris. ⌘ Read more
Street artist wins Archibald Packing Room Prize with portrait of Baker Boy
The 57 finalists competing for the main Archibald Prize this year have also been announced. ⌘ Read more
I saw a woman call Kathy Lette a moll. It could have been me
This literary fan had suffered an unfortunate affliction known as a spoonerism, where the beginnings of two words are transposed. ⌘ Read more
At 30, this writer put bad boys and drink behind her. Then she sold 30 million books
Novelist Marian Keyes’ life is divided into two, but she says her painful youth still haunts her. ⌘ Read more
Clarkson’s language revealed as AFL probes whether swearing was directed at officials
The outcome of the investigation will be shaped by whether Clarkson was expressing frustration or directing the language at officials. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with detainee crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
‘Hang our heads in shame’: Locals join public housing tenants’ development fight
Port Melbourne residents have joined forces with former tenants of the Barak Beacon public housing block to oppose plans to build an 11-storey tower on the site. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: First look at Chandler Olympic precinct; Qld’s corruption watchdog rift
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: AFL great Barry Cable due to face court; Farmer’s freeway convoy protest expected to cause traffic chaos
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Police reveal new information about riverbank baby as mother remains missing
After police found evidence that a woman had given birth on the banks of the Cooks River, DNA testing has revealed the missing baby is a boy. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with detainee crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with detainee crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
ASX slumps, tracking losses on Wall Street; BHP falls after scrapped Anglo deal
The Australian sharemarket slipped for a third consecutive day as market heavyweight BHP declined and higher-than-expected inflation dashed hopes of rate cuts in coming months. ⌘ Read more
Terry was arrested when he was 21. Next week the premier will say sorry
Terry Goulden has lived with the shame of a crime for most of his life. Chris Minns is about to make a formal state apology. ⌘ Read more
Privacy watchdog facing questions over aborted TikTok probe
Australia’s privacy commissioner says her office did not conduct rigorous testing of the TikTok app before deciding to close its inquiry into the company. ⌘ Read more
Stefanos Tsitsipas v Daniel Altmaier - 2024 Roland Garros: Round 2 Highlights
Catch up on the highlights between Stefanos Tsitsipas & Daniel Altmaier in Round 2 of the 2024 Roland Garros Men's Singles Tennis. ⌘ Read more
Carlos Alcaraz v Jesper de Jong - 2024 Roland Garros: Round 2 Highlights
Catch up on the highlights between Carlos Alcaraz & Jesper de Jong in Round 2 of the 2024 Roland Garros Men's Singles Tennis. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with detainee crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Zelensky looks to Albanese to help lift Ukraine peace summit hopes
The absence of some world leaders, including Joe Biden, at the peace summit will be a “standing ovation” for Putin, warns Kyiv. ⌘ Read more
Crackdown on dangerous ‘date rape’ drug
More than 4000 litres of the drug have been seized recently as police warn about a rising number of sexual assaults and overdoses linked to it. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: First look at Chandler Olympic precinct; Qld’s corruption watchdog rift
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Celebrity chef and hatted restaurant operator to join flash new $800m Sydney Fish Market
Details have emerged about the forthcoming Blackwattle Bay development, with big hospitality names set to open at the site next year. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne Rebels shut down by Rugby Australia after 14 seasons
Melbourne Rebels players were informed a meeting with Rugby Australia at AAMI Park on Thursday morning. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with detainee crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with detainee crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Freddy hits out at 'uneducated' criticism
Former Blues coach Brad Fittler has taken aim at "uneducated" critics of his past State of Origin selections. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: AFL great Barry Cable due to face court; Farmer’s freeway convoy protest expected to cause traffic chaos
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne Rebels players called to emergency meeting at AAMI Park
Melbourne Rebels players have been called to a meeting with Rugby Australia at AAMI Park on Thursday morning as the club’s future hangs in the balance. ⌘ Read more
Auric Mining, Jeffreys Find, taken on 25 May of mining taking place
Auric Mining, Jeffreys Find, taken on 25 May of mining taking place. For Bulls N Bears ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: AFL great Barry Cable due to face court
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: First look at Chandler Olympic precinct; Qld’s corruption watchdog rift
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Thursday May 30
National weather forecast for Thursday May 30. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with detainee crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with detainee crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Dickie and Christian Wilkins reveal tell-all new podcast
Richard Wilkins and son Christian are delving into all the good, bad and ugly moments in famous family relationships on their new podcast. ⌘ Read more
Trump’s air of confidence has vanished as jurors deliberate on his verdict
The former US president has vehemently denied wrongdoing, but his usual air of confidence was gone on Wednesday morning in New York. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with detainee crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Crackdown on dangerous ‘date rape’ drug
More than 4000 litres of the drug have been seized recently as police warn about a rising number of sexual assaults and overdoses linked to it. ⌘ Read more