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NRL round 13 LIVE: Parramatta Eels v Cronulla Sharks
Craig Fitzgibbon’s ladder leaders were hammered by Penrith last weekend. They’ll be without star man Nicho Hynes. Is this enough for the Eels to spring a surprise? ⌘ Read more
Domestic violence fix could be devastating for women, experts warn
A plan to boost Victorian police powers to extend family violence safety notices and introduce new minimum lengths for intervention orders could unwittingly cause “devastating” harm to victim-survivors. ⌘ Read more
Former Nine boss’ $1m golden handshake on the line after harassment claims
The board of Nine Entertainment have united behind chief executive Mike Sneesby after a marathon board meeting on Thursday, which addressed allegations of poor behaviour at the media group. ⌘ Read more
Four reasons why the prime minister won’t sack Andrew Giles
The Coalition has dominated the debate on the release of criminals from immigration detention, yet Anthony Albanese won’t sack his minister. To fix the politics, Labor needs to fix the policy. ⌘ Read more
Only 2% of Sydney housing shifts east under shake-up
Despite Minns announcing an ambitious rewrite of the state’s housing targets, an analysis of the plans shows little movement in the overall spread of proposed dwellings. ⌘ Read more
Still scarred: The Japanese comedian who unknowingly starred in a reality TV show
Twenty-five years ago Nasabi went through his own version of The Truman Show. ⌘ Read more
Police found a phone in the mud. Now they hope for a breakthrough in the Samantha Murphy search
The first physical clue to the missing Ballarat mother’s fate has emerged. Police are investigating whether it contains data that might give them answers. ⌘ Read more
Chandler's Olympic upgrades
A video foreshadowing the planned improvements to Brisbane's Chandler Sports Precinct, also known as the Sleeman Sports Complex, ahead of the 2032 Olympic and Paralympic Games. ⌘ Read more
Four Jetstar employees taken to hospital after falling ill on flight
Four Jetstar cabin crew were taken to hospital this morning after becoming ill on a domestic flight in Queensland. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 13 LIVE: Parramatta Eels v Cronulla Sharks
Craig Fitzgibbon’s ladder leaders were hammered by Penrith last weekend. They’ll be without star man Nicho Hynes. Is this enough for the Eels to spring a surprise? ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
What is the true nationality of this deepfaked ‘Russian’? Take the Brisbane Times Quiz
Catch up on the week’s biggest and strangest news stories with our multiple-choice challenge. ⌘ Read more
Lucky escape for diners as car crashes into Melbourne restaurant
Diners eating at a restaurant in Melbourne's south-east have had a lucky escape after a car ploughed through the front window last night. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Man sentenced over deadly collision in Victoria
Victorian man Che Proctor has been sentenced over a deadly collision that claimed the life of his passenger, Lara Guglielmi. ⌘ Read more
Phone found in search understood to belong to Samantha Murphy
An iPhone found beside a dam on the outskirts of Ballarat yesterday belongs to missing mother Samantha Murphy, 9News understands. ⌘ Read more
Elderly couple and son killed in Queensland crash
An elderly couple and their son have been killed after a crash involving their car and a B-double truck at Nanango, north-west of Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
His licence suspended, a man appears in court from behind the wheel
The judge appeared to be stunned by the irony of the man’s actions given the charge he was facing. ⌘ Read more
‘Honey, you’re overreacting’: The reason why too many men get away with it
My father went berserk and admitted his obsessive control of my mother. My ex-partner stalked me and attacked me. But doctors and police just wouldn’t listen. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; ABC boss faces grilling over Laura Tingle comments
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Alastair Clarkson cleared following AFL investigation
The North Melbourne coach has been cleared of directing profanities at an umpire, following an AFL investigation. ⌘ Read more
You can experience more than one type of anxiety. Here are tips to cope
There are many ways in which anxiety can manifest, and many people’s experiences don’t fit neatly into a category. ⌘ Read more
Mayor admits he ‘didn’t say it right’ when asked about service history
In his first sit-down interview as mayor, Troy Thompson backtracked on the claim he had served in the military for five years, but said he had not lied. ⌘ Read more
Empty shops face tripled council rates in a bid to fill them
It’s an effort to rejuvenate local shopping strips. But some say the move would be punitive given the current slump in retail and hospitality spending. ⌘ Read more
Allan told to put money where her mouth is in antisemitism fight
Premier receives fiery reception at Jewish Community Council of Victoria event. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; ABC boss faces grilling over Laura Tingle comments
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
His license suspended, a man appears in court from behind the wheel
The judge appeared to be stunned by the irony of the man’s actions given the charge he was was facing. ⌘ Read more
The plan to save the Mona Lisa from crass crowds and Instagrammers
Jostling crowds have made viewing Leonardo da Vinci’s masterpiece one of Europe’s most disappointing experiences. Now there are moves to protect her from the hordes. ⌘ Read more
Alastair Clarkson cleared following AFL investigation
The North Melbourne coach has been cleared of directing profanities at an umpire, following an AFL investigation. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
‘I wish it had not happened’: ABC boss backs Tingle, but not how she made comments
ABC managing director David Anderson said he “regretted” Laura Tingle’s comments at the Sydney Writers Festival, but declined to apologise to Peter Dutton. ⌘ Read more
‘Escalate for Rafah’: Protesters plan to occupy Labor MPs’ offices
Palestine supporters plan to occupy the offices of Labor MPs across the country in a national day of action over the war in Gaza on Friday. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; ABC boss faces grilling over Laura Tingle comments
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Giles says he’s using drones to track freed foreign criminals
Immigration Minister Andrew Giles’ claim comes as several caucus colleagues are privately discussing his future in the portfolio. ⌘ Read more
Trump’s fate in hands of jurors for hush money verdict
Former US president Donald Trump's fate is in the hands of a New York jury deciding on a verdict. ⌘ Read more
Truth hurts but Tingle states the obvious on racism
That the ABC rebuked Laura Tingle shows how the organisation is losing its way in knowing what the population really thinks. ⌘ Read more
Woman to face murder trial over police officer’s death
The officer died after being hit by a suspected stolen vehicle while deploying a tyre deflation device. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; ABC boss faces grilling over Laura Tingle comments
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Mother of Charlise Mutten's accused killer takes stand
The mother of Charlise Mutten's accused killer questioned her son's story about the nine-year-old's disappearance as police were still searching for the schoolgirl. ⌘ Read more
NZ warns Australia over looming immigration change
New Zealand has issued a warning as Immigration Minister Andrew Giles prepares to issue a new direction that will make it harder for criminals to keep their Australian visa. ⌘ Read more
AFP, Border Force issue warning over 'date rape' drug
Authorities have issued a warning to importers of "date rape" drugs, telling them of serious consequences. ⌘ Read more
Baby born by river is a boy, forensic evidence confirms
Forensic tests have confirmed a baby boy was born after a placenta and umbilical cord were found near a Sydney river on Monday. ⌘ Read more
Port lose Rozee and Rioli, Magpies to make a raft of changes: AFL teams and tips for round 12
The Power have lost a pair of damaging players for Thursday’s clash with unchanged Carlton, while the injury toll at Collingwood will force a number of changes at the selection table. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Fatima Payman resigns from parliamentary committees after ‘genocide’ comments
The Labor Senator accused Israel of conducting a genocide in Gaza used the controversial “river to the sea” chant in a dramatic intervention. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Blood expert accused of ‘half-baked’ theory in Lynn trial
The defence for alleged double murderer Gregory Lynn has accused the prosecution of collaborating with a blood-splatter expert to introduce a new theory without warning. ⌘ Read more
WA farmers plan to flood freeways in stand against live export ban
Mitchell and Kwinana freeway and Stirling Highway commuters should prepare for added congestion Friday morning as #keepthesheep campaigners head to Elizabeth Quay. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Wagga on Friday
Everything you need to know to find a winner. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
First look: a cult pair of Byron Bay and Burleigh eateries lands in Brisbane
Finn Poke is serving barramundi bowls; Two Yolks, gooey egg burgers with Cape Grim beef and Bangalow pork. And there’s a chef with Michelin-star pedigree attached. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Joey floats 'tempting' Moses idea
Andrew Johns believes Mitchell Moses could be parachuted into NSW Blues camp to cover for Nicho Hynes. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Gallery: The best photos from around the world on May 31, 2024
The best photos from the international wire agencies as chosen by our picture editors. ⌘ Read more
Here comes winter … and more rain
May will be the 14th consecutive month of record-breaking ocean temperatures globally, as 2024 shapes up to shatter last year’s heat record. ⌘ Read more
Teens showed friend ‘bloody knife’ after Doncaster doctor’s death
After entering not guilty pleas, two teenagers accused of killing Ash Gordon have had their cases fast tracked to a higher court. ⌘ Read more
Mother of Charlise Mutten's accused killer takes stand
The mother of Charlise Mutten's accused killer questioned her son's story about the nine-year-old's disappearance as police were still searching for the schoolgirl. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Johns speculates as halfback injury concerns grow: Immortal Behaviour - Ep07
NSW Blues Legend Andrew Johns discusses the possible inclusion of Mitchell Moses to the NSW Origin squad ahead of Game 1, but it would come at the cost of an injured Nicho Hynes. The Eighth Immortal gives his words of wisdom for the six NSW debutants. Has anyone predicted Billy Slater to have this must success as a coach ... ⌘ Read more
Mining being undertaken last weekend at Auric Mining’s Jeffreys Find gold deposit in WA.
Mining being undertaken last weekend at Auric Mining’s Jeffreys Find gold deposit in WA. ⌘ Read more
‘Heartbroken’ family hits out online after marathon runner loses Olympic battle
Six women qualified for three spots, with one Olympic marathon runner who missed out accusing Athletics Australia of breaking its selection criteria. ⌘ Read more
Auric Mining, Jeffreys Find
Auric Mining, Jeffreys Find, taken on 25 May of mining taking place. For Bulls N Bears ⌘ Read more
Lincoln study to fuel SA graphite production bid
Lincoln Minerals has launched a mine-to-battery scoping study in a first step towards becoming a producer of purified spherical graphite using renewable power. ⌘ Read more
NZ warns Australia over looming immigration change
New Zealand has issued a warning as Immigration Minister Andrew Giles prepares to issue a new direction that will make it harder for criminals to keep their Australian visa. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Baby born by river is a boy, forensic evidence confirms
Forensic tests have confirmed a baby boy was born after a placenta and umbilical cord were found near a Sydney river on Monday. ⌘ Read more
Lyon wants more transparency; Dons avoid virus chaos; Saint goes from farm to the big time
Ross Lyon and Sam Mitchell have very different views on umpire coaches speaking with umpires during breaks in play, while St Kilda’s newest player had a life-changing night on Wednesday. ⌘ Read more
Minns government blunders in costing of Powerhouse Museum revamp
The Minns government has been left red-faced after a $350.4 million costing of the Powerhouse Museum redevelopment at Ultimo was published in error. ⌘ Read more
Foord admits 'nervous' Olympic selection wait
Caitlin Foord discusses Olympic selection and China PR friendly. ⌘ Read more
Two more Macarthur players caught up in alleged A-League bet-fixing scandal
Matthew Millar and Jed Drew have been named in court as participants in a criminal scheme - which used the manipulation of yellow cards to corrupt betting - that allegedly involved three of their already charged teammates. ⌘ Read more
AFP, Border Force issue warning over 'date rape' drug
Authorities have issued a warning to importers of "date rape" drugs, telling them of serious consequences. ⌘ Read more
From cheesy chook to tea cake: 20+ of the most popular recipes of May 2024
From chicken one-trays to simple six-ingredient pasta sauces, these recipes will see you through winter in style, too. ⌘ Read more
Ciraldo admits 'frustration' over Burton absence
Bulldogs coach Cameron Ciraldo has opened up on the absence of star playmaker Matt Burton. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: WA Day Festival cancelled again; Barry Cable pleads not guilty
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
You might not like it, but bracket creep is aiding the inflation fight: Treasury boss
The head of the federal Treasury, Steven Kennedy, has argued that bracket creep is helping in the fight to keep inflation down. ⌘ Read more
Australian among 14 convicted in Hong Kong under national security law
It’s the former British colony’s biggest national security case under a law imposed by Beijing that has all but wiped out public dissent. ⌘ Read more
Inside the giant worm set to carve out a second rail line under Sydney Harbour
The tunnel boring machine will begin digging its way beneath the harbour from Rozelle to the northern end of the CBD within days. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s been a stressful week’: Crunch time arrives for Matildas’ Olympic hopefuls
Tony Gustavsson will unveil his 18-player Olympic squad next week, and said there are likely only three spots left up for grabs ahead of Friday night’s friendly with China. ⌘ Read more
Six weeks ago, he was an Origin outcast. Now Jarome Luai’s in NSW’s leadership group
The Tigers-bound five-eighth was dropped for the final match of last year’s series and a recall looked a long way off. But injuries opened the door to a dramatic change of fortunes. ⌘ Read more
The racist street name set to be wiped off the map over locals’ objections
When an Uber driver came across the tiny cul-de-sac in the Byron hinterland, it set off a chain of events that has now reached the state’s Geographical Names Board. ⌘ Read more
The Blues have been burned by pace before. So how do they put the brakes on Maroons?**
Queensland’s back line boasts some of the fastest players ever seen in Maroon. Origin I could be gone in the blink of an eye if they find open space. ⌘ Read more
Police found a phone in the mud. Now they hope for a breakthrough in the Samantha Murphy search
The first physical clue to the missing Ballarat mother’s fate emerges from the mud. Police are investigating whether it contains data that might give them answers. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Is Chris Minns leading us into a Portaloo apocalypse?**
Cities must build more homes for our people – and fast – but there are consequences. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: First look at Chandler Olympic precinct; Qld’s corruption watchdog rift
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Palomino prospect runs out more Strickland high-grade gold
Strickland Metals’ Palomino prospect has produced more strong results, with a top new hit of 10.6m at 7.5g/t gold from 161.4m including 3m going 21.2g/t. ⌘ Read more
Craig Hutchison’s sports empire offered $40m to sell Perth Wildcats
Craig Hutchison’s Sports Entertainment Group is considering a $40 million offer for its NBL club, the Perth Wildcats, as an August deadline looms for his group’s multimillion-dollar debt repayment. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Victorian hiker missing in NT outback
Alistair Thomson, 64, started walking alone earlier this month on the Larapinta Trail about 240 kilometres west of Alice Springs. No one has heard from him for nine days. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; Albanese calls Zelensky ahead of Ukraine peace summit
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more