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How the Olympics helped a generation of girls fall in love with skateboarding
Female skaters like 14-year-old Chloe Covell are inspiring more girls than ever get into skateboarding. ⌘ Read more
‘Life-changing’ WA education disability supporter faces the chop
Developmental Disability WA emailed its more than 5000 members on Wednesday afternoon stating it had just lost most of its Department of Social Services funding. ⌘ Read more
The Melbourne suburbs where home owners can’t afford their mortgages
At least one in 30 households in hard-hit pockets have fallen behind on repayments, buckling under high interest rates and inflation. ⌘ Read more
The Sydney suburbs where home owners can’t afford their mortgages
As many as one in 30 households in hard-hit pockets have fallen behind on repayments, buckling under high interest rates and inflation. ⌘ Read more
The next Japan: The other exciting Asian country Aussies are flocking to
With K-pop idols, K-dramas and Oscar-winning films taking the world by storm, South Korea is becoming the region’s hottest destination. ⌘ Read more
‘Leniency is over’: Hundreds fined in e-scooter crackdown
Police say Victorians are worried about the risks posed by e-scooters, particularly in Melbourne’s CBD, and enforcement of the rules will be a priority. ⌘ Read more
91 Days Later: Minister and Zempilas in war of words over Perth night space
The blame game over Ruah’s safe night space for women has been reignited, with the city’s lord mayor claiming it’s now been closed longer on the state’s watch. ⌘ Read more
When you force people into a ‘safe zone’ then bomb it, ‘whoops’ doesn’t quite cut it
What happens you instruct a million people to go to a tiny area, then bomb that place? Melting bodies. Netanyahu can’t call the Rafah deaths a “tragedy” of hindsight. ⌘ Read more
It’s a hat! New venue brings big-night-out fireworks to Margaret River
The second hat has been awarded to a WA restaurant! This one has a deep focus on local ingredients, a thrilling drinks program – and one of 2024’s most extraordinary desserts. ⌘ Read more
Tripologist: Where should we head for a birthday celebration in Thailand?**
Although it’s convenient in terms of access, Phuket wouldn’t be my first choice. ⌘ Read more
Travel quiz: What is the only South American city you can fly to from Australia?**
Are you an expert traveller? Test your knowledge with the weekly travel quiz. ⌘ Read more
Nine star raised privacy concerns at highest level, former CEO says
Hugh Marks has confirmed a senior female presenter told him the network was feeding confidential information about her to rival media firms. ⌘ Read more
Perth’s new median house price smashes record as new listings tank
The market is rising thanks to plummeting listings as well as a high proportion of investors naming Perth over Sydney and Melbourne as the best place to buy. ⌘ Read more
Phone taps, diaries and a personals ad with ‘love’ to Lyn: Chris Dawson’s tangled web
On March 27, 1982, a 15-word ad appeared in a Sydney newspaper, urging “Lyn” to call “Chris”. The author had already murdered her, a judge found. ⌘ Read more
‘Tough times’: How cost of living pain is hurting Sydney chocolate maker
Economic headwinds across the city and state are adding to pressures on the NSW budget. ⌘ Read more
Australia’s future to be made under Treasury’s watchful eye
Treasury’s “national interest framework” in the planned Future Made in Australia Act provides stronger grounds for hoping that the oversight will keep the crazy decisions to a minimum. ⌘ Read more
Riding in a driverless taxi has become a must-do tourist attraction in the US
Tourists are putting riding in a driverless taxi on their must-do lists, but it requires some planning. ⌘ Read more
A not so mighty wind: NSW lags in renewable energy approvals
Renewable energy proponents say it is taking too long for projects to be approved a week after the Minns government extended the lifeline of the Eraring coal power station. ⌘ Read more
Three Things I Love: Perth’s most professional adrenaline junkie shares his secrets
Jeff Robson leverages his work training professionals around the world to indulge the most dangerous of passions. Here’s how he works, rests and plays in Perth. ⌘ Read more
Tears, relief and a room full of love greet Beth Gibbons’ stage return
The Portishead singer’s first solo album has been years in the making. At its first live outing in Paris, she shares the rapture. ⌘ Read more
Double delight for Voss as Blues overpower Port and rule tweak starts well
The Carlton coach left the Adelaide Oval rapt with his team and skipper and impressed with how the umpires adapted to the new interpretation of holding-the-ball decisions. ⌘ Read more
Fish and chips get fancy at this new neighbourhood wine bar by the beach
It’s not the easiest time to open a restaurant, but is this corner bistro a good Omen? ⌘ Read more
This relaxed shack’s fish sandwich is worth the eight-hour drive from Sydney
The Northern Rivers has plenty of great restaurants, but delicious lunch spots where you can wear thongs are harder to find. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Friday, May 31
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12: Rampaging Blues sink Port and bury the curse of Adelaide Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12: Rampaging Blues sink Port and bury the curse of Adelaide Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12: Rampaging Blues sink Port and bury the curse of Adelaide Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12: Rampaging Blues sink Port and bury the curse of Adelaide Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12: Rampaging Blues sink Port and bury the curse of Adelaide Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, May 31, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Cathy Wilcox
The latest work by the acclaimed Sydney Morning Herald editorial cartoonist. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Matt Golding
Illustrations by the artist from The Age. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12: Rampaging Blues sink Port and bury the curse of Adelaide Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Andrew Dyson
Some of his best work. ⌘ Read more
‘Complete package’ Moses taunts Sharks as Eels snap run of outs
Their star No.7 is back and all is well with the Eels again. Finally, Eels fans have something to smile about again. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, May 31, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12: Rampaging Blues sink Port and bury the curse of Adelaide Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12: Rampaging Blues sink Port and bury the curse of Adelaide Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12: Rampaging Blues sink Port and bury the curse of Adelaide Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12: Rampaging Blues sink Port and bury the curse of Adelaide Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 13 LIVE: Moses the master as Eels beat Sharks
Their star No.7 is back and all is well with the Eels again. Finally, Eels fans have something to smile about again. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12: Rampaging Blues sink Port and bury the curse of Adelaide Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12: Rampaging Blues sink Port and bury the curse of Adelaide Oval
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Eels v Sharks - Round 13
Parramatta Eels take on the Cronulla Sharks in Round 13 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at CommBank Stadium, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Captain courageous Cripps puts Blues on his shoulders
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Captain courageous Cripps puts Blues on his shoulders
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Captain courageous Cripps puts Blues on his shoulders
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 13 LIVE: Moses the master as Eels beat Sharks
Their star No.7 is back and all is well with the Eels again. Finally, Eels fans have something to smile about again. ⌘ Read more
Moses returns in style
Mitchell Moses produced a quality performance for the Eels in their round 13 win over the Sharks. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Eels skipper reflects on 'whirlwind' period
Clint Gutherson opened up on a challenging period for the Eels after a big win against the Sharks ⌘ Read more
Ex-footballer Barry Cable fighting child sexual abuse charges
Former Australian rules footballer Barry Cable will fight child sexual crime allegations dating back to the 1960s. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 13 LIVE: Moses the master as Eels beat Sharks
Their star No.7 was back and all is well with the Eels again. Finally, Eels fans have something to smile about again. ⌘ Read more
Parents speak out about high school teacher who ruined daughter’s life
Parents have spoken out for the first time about how a high school sport teacher ruined their daughter's life. ⌘ Read more
WA Police continue double murder-suicide investigation
The WA Police response to a double murder-suicide investigation in Floreat will be examined as a part of an ongoing investigation. ⌘ Read more
Mother with baby ‘refused entry’ into music venue
A Geelong mother is demanding answers after she was refused entry to the Forum Theatre in Melbourne with her five-month-old baby. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
'Absolute class' from Moses
Mitchell Moses tore the Sharks apart with a break and set up his winger for a second-half try. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
The plan to save the Mona Lisa from crass crowds and Instagrammers
Jostling crowds have made viewing Leonardo da Vinci’s masterpiece one of Europe’s most disappointing experiences. Now there are moves to protect her from the hordes. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 13 LIVE: Paulo latest Eel to overpower Sharks
The Eels deserved their 16-10 lead at the break. Can they hold off the Sharks in the second half? ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
His licence suspended, a man appears in court via Zoom from behind the wheel
The judge appeared to be stunned by the irony of the man’s actions given the charge he was facing. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
'Spectacular' Sharks go the distance
Will Kennedy and Ronaldo Mulitalo linked up to go 100 metres for a classic Cronulla try. ⌘ Read more
Luai reveals motivation behind Blues return
Jarome Luai has taken a leadership role for NSW heading into the State of Origin opener. ⌘ Read more
Jabeur calls for an increase in coverage of women’s games
Ons Jabeur calls for increased coverage of women’s games during French Open. ⌘ Read more
Jabeur calls for an increase in coverage of women’s games
Ons Jabeur calls for increased coverage of women’s games during French Open. ⌘ [Read mo
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 13 LIVE: Sivo steamrolls Kennedy as Eels look the goods
Craig Fitzgibbon’s ladder leaders were hammered by Penrith last weekend. They’ll be without star man Nicho Hynes. Is this enough for the Eels to spring a surprise? ⌘ Read more
Sharks exposed by Eels 'training gallop'
Parramatta pounced on some poor defence from the Sharks as Maika Sivo went over. ⌘ Read more
Penisini powers over
Eels centre Will Penisini showed off his strength to put his side on the board against Cronulla. ⌘ Read more
Sharks flyer scores in milestone game
Sione Katoa crossed early for Cronulla in his 100th NRL game against the Eels. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 13 LIVE: Sharks, Eels trade early tries in Moses return
Craig Fitzgibbon’s ladder leaders were hammered by Penrith last weekend. They’ll be without star man Nicho Hynes. Is this enough for the Eels to spring a surprise? ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Non-citizens: We made the criminals, we need to own them
Readers discuss the deportation of non-citizens with a criminal record. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor grapples with immigration crisis; ABC boss faces grilling over Laura Tingle comments
Federal parliament will sit today with Immigration Minister Andrew Giles under increasing pressure over the government’s failure to deport convicts. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
‘Height uplift’: Bid for tall towers to overshadow Newstead House
Developers continue to challenge height restrictions with a promise to provide more inner-city housing. The latest area of contention is around Breakfast Creek. ⌘ Read more
The plan to save the Mona Lisa from crass crowds and Instagrammers
Jostling crowds have made viewing Leonardo da Vinci’s masterpiece one of Europe’s most disappointing experiences. Now there are moves to protect her from the hordes. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Plan to transform Brisbane CBD office tower into student lodging
The tower, with tenants including the Australian Passport Office and Boeing Defence Australia, sold for almost $65 million last month. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 13 LIVE: Moses, Gutherson back for Eels against weakened Sharks
Craig Fitzgibbon’s ladder leaders were hammered by Penrith last weekend. They’ll be without star man Nicho Hynes. Is this enough for the Eels to spring a surprise? ⌘ Read more
The Rebels are victims of a long-overdue austerity drive in Australian rugby
Is Rugby Australia’s decision to axe Melbourne another episode of calamity in the 15-man code, or a necessary act of leadership? ⌘ Read more
‘Paul Gallen is my hero’: The gesture that stuck with Jaime Chapman
A meeting with the NSW Blues great 14 years ago made a big impression on a young Jaime Chapman, then a Kurnell Stingrays junior and now a NSW Origin sensation. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Women committed to stand trial after police officer’s death
Two women accused of murdering a Queensland police officer in a hit-and-run crash have been committed to stand trial. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 13 LIVE: Moses, Gutherson back for Eels against weakened Sharks
Craig Fitzgibbon’s ladder leaders were hammered by Penrith last weekend. They’ll be without star man Nicho Hynes. Is this enough for the Eels to spring a surprise? ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Carlton Blues, Port Adelaide Power test out finals credentials
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as Carlton and Port Adelaide face off in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more