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Curran stunner silences Newcastle
A brilliant try from Josh Curran while a player down pushed the Bulldogs even further in front against the Knights. ⌘ Read more
Decoding Donald Trump’s reaction to guilty verdict
“Rigged”, “conflicted”, “disgraceful” but also “mental institutions” – the former president issued a tale of woe for himself and the US after a New York jury found him guilty in the hush-money case. ⌘ Read more
Decoding Donald Trump’s reaction to guilty verdict
“Rigged”, “conflicted”, “disgraceful” but also “mental institutions” – the former president issued a tale of woe for himself and the US after a New York jury found him guilty in the hush-money case. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Daicos brothers star but Magpies stuck in Dog-fight; Darcy facing ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Daicos brothers star but Magpies stuck in Dog-fight; Darcy facing ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Dogs fight back against injury-hit Pies as duo face potential bans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
Emotional NSW coach's last dance
Emotional NSW coach Darren Coleman prepares for his last match in charge of the Waratahs. ⌘ Read more
McDermott breaks embarrassing NSW defence
Tate McDermott breaks an embarrassing NSW defensive effort - scoring a try with a simple tap and go. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Dogs fight back against injury-hit Pies as duo face potential bans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Dogs fight back against injury-hit Pies as duo face potential bans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
Bulldogs star crashes into Magpies defender
Sam Darcy took down Brayden Maynard during their match on Friday night forcing Maynard to leave the field. ⌘ Read more
Foxx in again after Armstrong error
David Armstrong spilled a kick, and the Bulldogs scored their second of the night from the following plays ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Dogs fight back against injury-hit Pies as duo face potential bans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Dogs fight back against injury-hit Pies as duo face potential bans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
Protests over sheep export ban
A convoy of trucks and utes has descended on Perth as farmers protest the end of controversial live sheep exports. ⌘ Read more
Landmark $5b investment to expand Perth Airport
Perth Airport is poised to welcome millions of travellers thanks to a landmark investment into its terminal. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Tempers flare as Darcy’s bump floors Maynard; Magpies lead early
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Tempers flare as Darcy’s bump floors Maynard; Magpies lead early
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
Foxx opens Bulldogs account
A player down and completely against the run of play, Josh Addo-Carr scored the opening try of the night for the Bulldogs against Newcastle. ⌘ Read more
Professional foul earns Tracey a spell
Bulldogs fullback Connor Tracey was given 10 in the bin for a professional foul on his Knights opposite number David Armstrong in just the sixth minute ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Tempers flare as Darcy’s bump floors Maynard; Magpies lead early
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
Eleven-year-old girl missing in inner west
Alexandra “Allee” Zammit Green was last seen at a house in Glebe at 10pm on Thursday. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Tempers flare as Darcy’s bump floors Maynard; Magpies lead early
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Tempers flare as Darcy’s bump floors Maynard; Magpies lead early
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Tempers flare as Darcy’s bump floors Maynard; Magpies lead early
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
Trump verdict: America’s moth-eaten global stature frays more
Readers discuss the Donald Trump guilty verdict and what it might mean for the world if he is re-elected as US president. ⌘ Read more
Protests over sheep export ban
A convoy of trucks and utes has descended on Perth as farmers protest the end of controversial live sheep exports. ⌘ Read more
Time to end political point-scoring over freed detainees and crime
The current blame game is setting a low bar for Australia’s political discourse. A sober, balanced assessment of the problem is urgently required. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Tempers flare as Darcy’s bump floors Maynard; Magpies lead early
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
Matildas play China at sold-out Adelaide Oval
The Matildas will run out on Adelaide Oval for the first time in front of a passionate sell-out crowd. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Collingwood, Western Bulldogs face off in Friday night football
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 13 LIVE: Newcastle Knights v Canterbury Bulldogs
Star fullback Kalyn Ponga injured his foot in the Knights’ round-seven defeat to Cameron Ciraldo’s side. They haven’t lost since and will be out for revenge in Newcastle. ⌘ Read more
Crotty scores in farewell match
Crusaders champion Ryan Crotty has scored in his farewell match - his first try for the club since 2019. ⌘ Read more
Ballarat to be base of Australian-first anti-violence project
The Victorian city of Ballarat will be home to a world-leading family violence prevention program. ⌘ Read more
Mayor told to stand down by premier, council colleagues
A Queensland mayor who blamed “100-plus” concussions after misleading voters has been told to stand down, with his council colleagues joining the call. ⌘ Read more
Matildas v China LIVE: Final spots in Australia’s Olympics squad up for grabs in Adelaide
It’s make or break for the Paris 2024 dreams of some of Tony Gustavsson’s squad in the first of two friendlies with China. Follow all the action at a sold-out Adelaide Oval. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Collingwood, Western Bulldogs face off in Friday night football
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
Ballarat to be base of Australian-first anti-violence project
The Victorian city of Ballarat will be home to a world-leading family violence prevention program. ⌘ Read more
Court orders sale of Carlton property portfolio after family feud
The Pistorino family owned a portfolio of six properties including shops and offices in Carlton and Moonee Ponds. ⌘ Read more
Why romcoms are the only thing we’re going to be watching this year
From Anne Hathaway to Nicole Kidman and Ryan Gosling: your favourite long-suffering genre is getting a big injection of star power. ⌘ Read more
Ballarat to be base of Australian-first anti-violence project
The Victorian city of Ballarat will be home to a world-leading family violence prevention program. ⌘ Read more
Moses 'helpless' in Arthur sacking
Mitchell Moses has admitted he felt 'helpless' as Brad Arthur was sacked, and the Eels lost seven of eight games in his absence. ⌘ Read more
Where Cam McInnes sits on oldest Origin debutants list
The Blues hit the Leura Golf Club on Friday, less than a week ahead of the State of Origin series opener. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Collingwood, Western Bulldogs face off in Friday night football
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
The West is completely unprepared for Xi Jinping’s next masterstroke
The US and its allies face a grim choice if China escalates tensions with Taiwan. It could lead to an economic catastrophe. ⌘ Read more
Bruce Lehrmann lodges last-minute appeal against defamation loss
Bruce Lehrmann has filed a last-minute appeal against a judge's dismissal of his defamation case and finding that he likely raped Brittany Higgins in Parliament House. ⌘ Read more
Jetstar plane veers off runway due to 'steering issue'
A Jetstar plane has veered off a New Zealand runway due to a steering issue. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby Pacific LIVE: NSW Waratahs v Queensland Reds
It’s been a miserable campaign for the Waratahs, but can they at least send departing coach Darren Coleman off with a bang in their final game of the season? Follow all the action from Allianz Stadium. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Collingwood, Western Bulldogs face off in Friday night football
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
Maserati-driving banana thief forces fruit stand to install security cameras
A Queensland business has been forced to install security cameras on its fruit stands after a man driving a luxury car was caught on video allegedly taking an armful of bananas without paying for them. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby Pacific LIVE: NSW Waratahs v Queensland Reds
It’s been a miserable campaign for the Waratahs, but can they at least send departing coach Darren Coleman off with a bang in their final game of the season? Follow all the action from Allianz Stadium. ⌘ Read more
How gardening can improve your mental wellbeing and friendships
Gardening may not only help connect us to nature, but with other humans. ⌘ Read more
Teenager dead, four others injured in crash overnight
A teenager has died and four others have been injured in a car crash in Sydney's west overnight. ⌘ Read more
Australian-first trial for anorexia treatment
A groundbreaking Australian-first treatment for anorexia has been announced. ⌘ Read more
Hundreds more homes ready for NSW families under social housing scheme
Hundreds of new social housing dwellings are ready for families to move into in New South Wales. ⌘ Read more
NSW Police appeal over alleged break-in and theft of luxury cars
Police are appealing for public help as they investigate an alleged violent break-in and theft of luxury vehicles in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Police union wins battle for nine-day fortnight, endorses new pay deal
The police association and Victoria Police reached an in-principle agreement on a new industrial deal on Friday afternoon. ⌘ Read more
New Zealand PM slams Albanese over immigration ruling
New Zealand's prime minister has slammed the Albanese government for a controversial immigration ruling that's led to violent criminals being allowed to stay in Australia. ⌘ Read more
‘Costs add up’: Branded public school uniforms facing cut
Expensive branded uniforms at state schools will be reviewed under a government push to ease financial pressure on families. ⌘ Read more
Sex stays the same, but sex work changes
The internet has changed so many basic things in society – and the world’s oldest profession is one of them. ⌘ Read more
Another $500m for families as Queensland election draws closer
The Miles government is finalising a $500 million package to deliver on a Labor promise to reduce childhood disadvantage. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Donald Trump found guilty; Ex-detainee drone surveillance sparks human rights concerns
Donald Trump was convicted for a hush money scheme to influence the 2016 election that catapulted him to the presidency. Meanwhile, the federal government is still grappling with the fallout from the failed deportation of immigration detainees. Fol ... ⌘ Read more
Labor faces battle for key Melbourne seats under boundary redraw
Labor faces losing the seat of Higgins in Melbourne’s inner east and a tough battle to fend off the Greens in two other electorates across the city under a proposed revamp of Victoria’s electoral boundaries. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Collingwood, Western Bulldogs face off in Friday night football
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
MPs' offices, US Consulate in Melbourne vandalised by pro-Palestine protesters
The US Consulate in Melbourne and offices of several high-profile Labor MPs have been vandalised by pro-Palestine protesters. ⌘ Read more
Donald Trump found guilty on all 34 counts in hush money trial
Former US president Donald Trump is now a convicted felon, with a jury finding him guilty of 34 counts of falsifying business records in his hush money trial. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Collingwood, Western Bulldogs face off in Friday night football
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
School community reels after misogynistic list found
The principal of a Gold Coast school at the centre of a social media scandal has spoken out to parents, with some left ‘disappointed’ by the response. ⌘ Read more
Teenager dead, four others injured in crash overnight
A teenager has died and four others have been injured in a car crash in Sydney's west overnight. ⌘ Read more
Police investigate ‘vile’ ranking of female Qld students
The post that reportedly ranked Gold Coast students into offensive categories including: “abduction material”, “one night stand”, “preorder” and worse. ⌘ Read more
Premier says Townsville mayor should stand down
The Queensland premier says the mayor of Townsville should stand down after he apologised for misleading voters about his time in the army. ⌘ Read more
Toowoomba house fire leaves man critically injured
A man has been critically injured after a house fire broke out in Toowoomba. ⌘ Read more
Trump guilty verdict will test justice system
While justice for rich white men of power moves at a snail’s pace in the US, with the backing of US oligarchs, the Murdoch and right-wing media, Putin’s online hackers, Elon Musk’s X, the religious hard right, and the conservative appointees on the Supreme Court, it will be interesting to see if nobody truly is above the law. ⌘ Read more
Room to raise heights again if Sydney’s building targets are not met
New height limits and other planning controls could be intensified if they fail to deliver enough new homes, the state’s planning boss says. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Donald Trump found guilty; Ex-detainee drone surveillance sparks human rights concerns
Donald Trump was convicted for a hush money scheme to influence the 2016 election that catapulted him to the presidency. Meanwhile, the federal government is still grappling with the fallout from the failed deportation of immigration detainees. Fol ... ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Brisbane on Friday, May 31
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Tyler sets stage for 'David and Goliath' final
Martin Tyler sets the stage for a 'David and Goliath' final between Borussia Dortmund and Real Madrid in London. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Rosehill on Saturday
Everything you need to know to find a winner on Lord Mayors Cup day. ⌘ Read more
McEvoy back in the saddle at Rosehill after horror end to Slipper day
Kerrin McEvoy wants to get back to winning ways on the track where he was injured in a fall on Golden Slipper day. ⌘ Read more
Lights out: Chatime pulls specialty cups over missing battery warning
The recall follows rising concerns about fires caused by batteries, particularly those with lithium-ion cells. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Donald Trump found guilty; Ex-detainee drone surveillance sparks human rights concerns
Donald Trump was convicted for a hush money scheme to influence the 2016 election that catapulted him to the presidency. Meanwhile, the federal government is still grappling with the fallout from the failed deportation of immigration detainees. Fol ... ⌘ Read more
Rebels boss reveals 'hardest part' of axing
Rebels general manager Nick Stiles reveals the 'hardest part' of their axing from Super Rugby Pacific. ⌘ Read more
ASX ends week on a high note; tech slide hits Wall Street
Australian stocks ended the week on a high note, ending a three-day sell-off fuelled by higher-than-expected inflation data for April. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Donald Trump found guilty; Ex-detainee drone surveillance sparks human rights concerns
Donald Trump was convicted for a hush money scheme to influence the 2016 election that catapulted him to the presidency. Meanwhile, the federal government is still grappling with the fallout from the failed deportation of immigration detainees. Fol ... ⌘ Read more
Donald Trump hush money trial LIVE: Former president convicted on all 34 counts, faces up to four years’ prison
Trump, 77, pleaded not guilty and denies having had an alleged 2006 sexual encounter with Daniels. ⌘ Read more
Shaq makes his call on NBA Finals
Shaquille O’Neal backs Dallas Mavericks for NBA Finals. ⌘ Read more
Forget Namatjira – this is the portrait Gina Rinehart wants you to see
Australia’s richest person is the subject of another portrait in Canberra, and this time she’s so happy to have it displayed she’s setting the rules. ⌘ Read more
Key Victorian seat of Higgins to be abolished at next federal election
The seat of Higgins in Melbourne's inner-east is set to be abolished at the next federal election. ⌘ Read more
MPs' offices, US Consulate in Melbourne vandalised by pro-Palestine protesters
The US Consulate in Melbourne and offices of several high-profile Labor MPs have been vandalised by pro-Palestine protesters. ⌘ Read more
Hospitality industry holds crisis talks as restaurants and pubs struggle
Leaders in the hospitality industry have held crisis talks, as restaurants and pubs struggle to stay afloat with rising costs. ⌘ Read more
Rock climber injured after fall north-west of Melbourne
A rock climber has been taken to hospital following a fall north-west of Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Doubts over drone program after under-fire minister’s detainee claim
Despite Andrew Giles’ assertion, government sources say drones are not being used to track detainees after the practicality of the program was questioned. ⌘ Read more
Ballarat to be base of Australian-first anti-violence project
The Victorian city of Ballarat will be home to a world-leading family violence prevention program. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Donald Trump found guilty; Ex-detainee drone surveillance sparks human rights concerns
Donald Trump was convicted for a hush money scheme to influence the 2016 election that catapulted him to the presidency. Meanwhile, the federal government is still grappling with the fallout from the failed deportation of immigration detainees. Fol ... ⌘ Read more
Locals love this cafe parklet. Businesses want the three car spaces back
An on-street cafe and bar dubbed ‘The Birdcage’ is fighting back against a council order to shut down over complaints it is taking up three car parks. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Donald Trump found guilty; Ex-detainee drone surveillance sparks human rights concerns
Donald Trump was convicted for a hush money scheme to influence the 2016 election that catapulted him to the presidency. Meanwhile, the federal government is still grappling with the fallout from the failed deportation of immigration detainees. Fol ... ⌘ Read more
Mandela’s party on brink of losing majority for first time in 30 years
Partial count puts the long-ruling African National Congress party below 50 per cent as South Africans sense momentous change ⌘ Read more
Suburban cafe serves meatball subs and tiramisu with Thai twists
BKK Laboratory’s creative Thai-inspired brunch menu goes way beyond curries and noodles. ⌘ Read more
Prince Dining Room's Mitch Orr and Ben Parkinson introduce the Good Food Events' Snack Series
Good Food Events are celebrating great snacks with the inaugural Snack Series, presented by Aurum Poultry Co. ⌘ Read more
Red paint, smashed windows: Wong condemns ‘violent’ protests over Gaza
Police have warned security threats to parliamentarians are on the rise as Labor ministers had their offices vandalised in an escalation of local protests over the war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more