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AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Hawthorn lifts pressure on Adelaide as Hawks heroes celebrate 2014 flag
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday reaches round 12. ⌘ Read more
Tedesco on stand-by for NSW after Edwards suffers quad strain at training
Dumped NSW fullback could make a shock return to the Blues side after his replacement, Dylan Edwards, suffered an injury at training on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Hawthorn lifts pressure on Adelaide as Hawks heroes celebrate 2014 flag
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday reaches round 12. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Hawthorn lifts pressure on Adelaide as Hawks heroes celebrate 2014 flag
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday reaches round 12. ⌘ Read more
Perth Airport turns its attention to flight backlog as refuelling operations recommence after hours of chaos
Perth Airport has resolved a refuelling issue that had brought its operations to a standstill, forcing the cancellation of 59 flights and leaving thousands of travellers stranded across the globe. ⌘ Read more
‘First priority’: Poidevin says Waratahs should send SOS to Cheika
Michael Cheika says he is ready for another coaching gig. A Wallabies great says it’s time for him to return to NSW. ⌘ Read more
212 points in five weeks: The secret sauce that finally has Roosters’ attack firing
This time last year, the Roosters couldn’t score for 79 minutes, and never looked like scoring either. Now the NRL’s most scrutinised attack has left the rest of the competition for dead. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Hawthorn lifts pressure on Adelaide as Hawks heroes celebrate 2014 flag
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday reaches round 12. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Hawthorn lifts pressure on Adelaide as Hawks heroes celebrate 2014 flag
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday reaches round 12. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Hawthorn Hawks, Adelaide Crows fire up for MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday reaches round 12. ⌘ Read more
House explosion in Sydney’s west shakes windows suburbs away
The second story of a townhouse has burst into flames with a smell of gas in the air. One person has been reported missing. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Hawthorn Hawks, Adelaide Crows fire up for MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as AFL Saturday reaches round 12. ⌘ Read more
Young family splashes $8.12m on skincare mogul’s Albert Park auction
The fully renovated Edwardian residence in a sought-after spot comes with a 1600-bottle wine tasting room. ⌘ Read more
More experiences, more security: The future of Westfield Bondi Junction
A social wellness club and interactive sports store will replace David Jones food hall, as part of a makeover of Westfield Bondi Junction. ⌘ Read more
New pharmacist prescribing powers see thousands of women bypass their GP
Women aged between 18 and 65 who present with uncomplicated UTIs can head to the pharmacist instead of the GP, though doctors warn misdiagnoses can be dangerous. ⌘ Read more
Halving of Airtrain fares labelled a ‘cynical’ election vote grab
The opposition also says the six-month reduction in fares to and from Brisbane Airport is a stop-gap measure that fails to provide a long-term solution to the overpriced service. ⌘ Read more
The Age photos of the week, June 1, 2024
The week in photos from our award-winning staff photographers and regular contributing photographers at The Age. ⌘ Read more
Furious Rublev eliminated in France
Andrey Rublev suffered a shock defeat to Matteo Arnaldi in the third round. ⌘ Read more
‘My rock’: Marian Robinson, Michelle Obama’s mother, dies at 86
A black woman who grew up in the 50s in segregated Chicago, Mrs R moved into the White House to watch her daughter become first lady of the United States. ⌘ Read more
Six wounded in attack on rally in Germany
Six people have been wounded in a stabbing attack at an anti-Islam rally in Germany. ⌘ Read more
Tennis star Zverev put ‘hands around neck’ of girlfriend, court hears
It was alleged German Alexander Zverev placed his hands around his former girlfriend’s throat with such force that she was unable to swallow without pain for several days. ⌘ Read more
Mandela’s party support plunges for first time in 30 years
South Africans sense momentous change as the ANC captures only 40.61 per cent of the vote share by Saturday morning, with 95.1 per cent of the votes counted. ⌘ Read more
Biden says Hamas ‘no longer capable’ of major attack, proposes total ceasefire
The US president called the three-phase plan proposed by Israel “a road map to an enduring ceasefire and the release of all hostages”. ⌘ Read more
From Wait Awhile to Where it’s At: A new story for our great state
We’ve embraced some none-too-flattering characterisations of our vast state in the past. But today we must celebrate some of its truly ground-breaking “firsts”. ⌘ Read more
‘Blood was spurting out the top of his head’: The art of the boxing cutman
Over the space of 60 seconds, a boxing cutman has the ability to not only save their fighter’s night, but potentially their career. How do they live with the pressure? ⌘ Read more
Biden labels Trump’s rigged trial claim ‘reckless and dangerous’**
In his first remarks since a New York jury found him guilty of a hush money conspiracy, Donald Trump said he was “honoured” to run for president as a convicted felon. ⌘ Read more
Perth Airport plunged into chaos amid fuel delivery issues
Operations at Perth Airport have been plunged into chaos, with almost a dozen flights delayed or cancelled and passengers left stranded as it grapples with fuel delivery issues. ⌘ Read more
Kangaroo Point bridge a step closer to opening as final piece of deck slots into place
Lord Mayor Adrian Schrinner has celebrated this week’s installation of the final span of the long-anticipated bridge ahead of its opening this year. ⌘ Read more
Can you turn the nicest guy in rugby league into an Origin captain?**
Jake Trbojevic is known for his relentless work ethic, extreme likeability, and signature thumbs up. But does he have what it takes to be the Blues captain? ⌘ Read more
Fallout continues from Trump verdict
Former US President Donald Trump continues to lash out after he was found guilty of falsifying business records. ⌘ Read more
Ticketek targeted in major data hack
Ticketek has confirmed a "cyber incident" has impacted customer data. ⌘ Read more
‘Doing what needed to be done’: The Aussie who impersonated the head of the British war machine
To deceive the Germans, MI5 recruited Australian actor Meyrick Clifton James. ⌘ Read more
Biden announces Gaza ceasefire proposal
US President Joe Biden has announced a new ceasefire and hostage deal proposal for the Israel-Hamas conflict. ⌘ Read more
Fallout continues from Trump verdict
Former US President Donald Trump continues to lash out after he was found guilty of falsifying business records. ⌘ Read more
Ticketek targeted in major data hack
Ticketek has confirmed a "cyber incident" has impacted customer data. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Saturday June 1
National weather forecast for Saturday June 1. ⌘ Read more
Biden announces Gaza ceasefire proposal
US President Joe Biden has announced a new ceasefire and hostage deal proposal for the Israel-Hamas conflict. ⌘ Read more
Ticketek targeted in major data hack
Ticketek has confirmed a "cyber incident" has impacted customer data. ⌘ Read more
Heyman saves struggling Matildas
With five seconds on the clock Michelle Heyman has sent a flying ball into the back of the net. ⌘ Read more
‘Messy’: How Nine’s #MeToo moment arrived
It was only a matter of time before the tensions over sexual harassment inside Australia’s largest media organisation boiled over. ⌘ Read more
Why Clarkson is in danger of becoming North’s greatest liability
Appointing the four-time premiership coach was meant to herald a bright new era for the Kangaroos, but things haven’t gone according to plan. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne’s migrant and manufacturing heart has taken some hits, but it’s still burning with ambition
Waves of migrants have called Broadmeadows home, wooed by cheap housing and plentiful jobs. As they brace for future growth, residents hope better education and community services are part of the plan. ⌘ Read more
Australian at the centre of the high-stakes battle over AI has a warning for the world
There’s a war raging about the future of artificial intelligence - and Melbourne-born Helen Toner is in the thick of it. ⌘ Read more
If the Yarra could make music, this is what it would sound like
An ethereal soundscape in Melbourne’s CBD begins the moment the sun grazes the horizon – and no two listeners will hear the same work. ⌘ Read more
Good times never seemed so good, until we started singing Sweet Caroline
Some kid named Caroline gets born in Boston, and 27 years later I can’t have a civilised halftime without being forcibly drafted into a mass singalong. ⌘ Read more
Dead Rebels: Why Rugby Australia killed Melbourne Super Rugby
Rugby Australia officials are adamant it was a pragmatic business decision to kill the Melbourne Rebels; supporters of the Rebels say it was an unfair call and a “premeditated murder”. ⌘ Read more
Give me back my landline, my desk drawers, and my dreary old office
The modern office space is a noisy, annoying, overcrowded travesty. ⌘ Read more
Waratahs ready to swoop on Rebels’ Wallabies stars after axing
Wallabies stars Taniela Tupou and Carter Gordon could be heading to NSW. ⌘ Read more
NRL to take back seat, for now, as Origin behemoth emerges again
There is a solution to the mundane nature of the NRL regular season – bring back the “final five”. ⌘ Read more
Tex Perkins rallied to save it, but ‘world-class’ wildlife hospital could still close
Byron Bay Wildlife Hospital, a registered charity, has treated more than 7000 creatures since it opened in October 2020. ⌘ Read more
Six financial foundations you need in place (long) before retiring
When you look at people retiring comfortably today, it’s easy to see what the most important foundations of a happy retirement are. ⌘ Read more
My three-step hack to stack EOFY sales discounts
Brace for incessant ads and annoying jingles: EOFY sales are on the way. Here’s how you can make the most of the savings. ⌘ Read more
Converting stranded offices into warehouses: Can it happen?**
It’s a question occupying minds in the property industry as office occupancy dwindles and little used buildings face redundancy. ⌘ Read more
The Sydney suburbs where house prices have risen the least in five years
Sydney house prices have risen 57 per cent over the past five years, but some pockets have increased much less. ⌘ Read more
Australian universities are under siege from all sides. Are they powerless in the face of political attacks?**
The federal government’s use of international student numbers to slash migration puts universities’ business models at risk. Here’s why. ⌘ Read more
How’s your Uber rating? Mine came as a shock
Four drivers gave me one star. Four! When it comes to tiny metrics of anonymous condemnation, that’s a caning. ⌘ Read more
Why Victorians should keep looking to the night sky to be dazzled
After the aurora australis phenomenon painted our skies pink and green, a new celestial delight is headed our way (but it could be more fickle). ⌘ Read more
Sightseeing in Japan wasn’t enough for me, so I tried this
Taiko-Lab is up a narrow flight of stairs inside a scruffy office building on a scruffy back street in Kyoto. ⌘ Read more
Traveller Letters: Why can’t Jetstar transfer my bags on connecting flights?**
“Apart from the inconvenience, it is highly inefficient, with travellers dragging their bags around and creating further congestion in the check-in area.” ⌘ Read more
‘It’s not your fault’: How to overcome shame after being scammed
Scams have become so sophisticated and numerous these days, so why is there still a stigma around those who fall victim to them? ⌘ Read more
The June 1 Edition
Did the justice system get the Robert Farquharson conviction wrong? \\| An epic art fraudster tells all \\| Harriet Dyer’s death wish ⌘ Read more
The travel insurance clause that could wreck your holiday
What do the recent floods in West Sumatra, the current riots in New Caledonia and the 2023 earthquake in Morocco have in common? ⌘ Read more
New housing targets may change Sydney. Failure to hit them will change it more
One mayor has branded the government’s housing plan a ‘catastrophe’ for his area. But the real catastrophe would be if Sydney was unable to grow. ⌘ Read more
Ariane looked at her baby but saw a dragon. Now she’s helping mums understand mental health
With a raw retelling of how her mind broke with an illness brought on by pregnancy and birth, psychologist Ariane Beeston wants to help other struggling mothers. ⌘ Read more
Charmian Clift, ‘radicalising force’ for feminism, finally gets to shine
A new documentary shows the Australian writer as a glamorous rebel and unrecognised collaborator on George Johnston’s novel My Brother Jack. ⌘ Read more
How fat hidden inside our muscles is ‘critical’ to health outcomes
According to new research, a specific kind of fat plays an important role in our health and the way we age. ⌘ Read more
Panic at the Pidapipo: How a Melbourne hospitality scion forged her own gelato empire
As a descendant of one of Lygon Street’s most influential families, Lisa Valmorbida knew she would be under extra scrutiny when she started her business. ⌘ Read more
Sky Ferreira emerges after 10 years of ‘being erased’ by record label drama
The cult pop enigma returns to Australian stages for Vivid Live in Sydney and Rising in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
His shocking comments made the men stare at their shoes. Good men must do better
We have a culture that feels impotent to the power that certain men wield in creating a narrative of women. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne suburbs where property prices are cheaper than five years ago
As investors shy away from the Melbourne market, a handful of areas have fallen below their 2019 prices. ⌘ Read more
Pup steals the show from the big dogs in the battle of the wounded
The injury toll meant that many lesser lights were on show on Friday night, and one popped up to seal victory for the beset Bulldogs over the beleaguered Magpies. ⌘ Read more
‘I’m a bit concerned’: Gustavsson takes blame as Matildas rocked by Foord injury scare
Caitlin Foord’s preparation for the Paris Olympics could be disrupted after she went down with a hamstring injury in Friday night’s scratchy 1-1 draw with China. ⌘ Read more
Trophy hunting and cutting off horns: The new path for saving animals
Poaching is rife, well-organised, and difficult to stop due to endemic corruption in many African nations; there are moves afoot to stop it. ⌘ Read more
Boom in hotel restaurants by top chefs in Melbourne and Sydney
An Australian hotel restaurant renaissance is under way – travellers’ tastes have evolved, and hoteliers and top chefs are taking note. ⌘ Read more
Good Weekend Superquiz and Saturday Target Time, June 1
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today's interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
‘Not hardened enough’: McRae rues patchy Pies as Bontempelli powers Bulldogs to last-term win
The Bulldogs were too good in the final term scoring a memorable win over the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
‘Not hardened enough’: McRae rues patchy Pies as Bulldogs power to last-term win
The Bulldogs were too good in the final term scoring a memorable win over the Magpies. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: ‘Not hardened enough’: McRae rues patchy Pies as Bulldogs power to last-term win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: ‘Not hardened enough’: McRae rues patchy Pies as Bulldogs power to last-term win
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Bontempelli inspires Dogs to crucial win over Pies despite injuries
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Bontempelli inspires Dogs to crucial win over Pies despite injuries
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Thrilling finish looms as Dogs sweat on potential bans, injuries
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
Canterbury defended for 20 minutes with 12 men – but still put Knights to sword
The Bulldogs overcame the absence of NSW stars Stephen Crichton and Matt Burton, as well as the injured Viliame Kikau, to storm the Knights’ fortress. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Thrilling finish looms as Dogs sweat on potential bans, injuries
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
Super Rugby Pacific As It Happened: Waratahs lose one point thriller to Reds
It’s been a miserable campaign for the Waratahs, but can they at least send departing coach Darren Coleman off with a bang in their final game of the season? Follow all the action from Allianz Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Marles to call out China’s ‘unsafe’ encounters with Australian navy
The defence minister’s remarks are likely to hit a sour note for Chinese Defence Minister Dong Jun, attending the conference for the first time. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Knights v Bulldogs - Round 13
Newcastle Knights take on the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs in Round 13 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at McDonald Jones Stadium, Newcastle. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Thrilling finish looms as Dogs sweat on potential bans, injuries
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
Customer data exposed after Ticketek ‘cyber incident’**
The ticketing company wrote to Australian customers saying personal details had been compromised. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Thrilling finish looms as Dogs sweat on potential bans, injuries
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Thrilling finish looms as Dogs sweat on potential bans, injuries
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Pies hold edge in tight contest as Dogs sweat on potential bans, injuries
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
Saifiti head butts Mahoney
With barely a minute left on the clock, Jacob Saifiti was sent to the sinbin for headbutting Reed Mahoney. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Pies hold edge in tight contest as Dogs sweat on potential bans, injuries
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Pies hold edge in tight contest as Dogs duo face potential bans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Pies hold edge in tight contest as Dogs duo face potential bans
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Daicos brothers star but Magpies stuck in Dog-fight; Darcy facing ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Daicos brothers star but Magpies stuck in Dog-fight; Darcy facing ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Daicos brothers star but Magpies stuck in Dog-fight; Darcy facing ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more
AFL round 12 LIVE updates: Daicos brothers star but Magpies stuck in Dog-fight; Darcy facing ban
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Magpies and Bulldogs square off. ⌘ Read more