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The Liberals says they ‘need’ Frydenberg. There’s an awkward problem with his return
The rush to restore Josh Frydenberg to parliament looks like a sure Liberal victory. But it’s a huge risk when anyone stops to think. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Suns and Bombers fight in tight final term; Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Desperate search for nurse enters second night
A desperate search for a nursing student believed buried in a western Sydney house explosion has entered its second night. ⌘ Read more
Forget the cold, let’s go fly a kite, say well rugged-up ‘pilots’**
Missing the big kite-flying events from India, Kaushal Parikh quit his office job two years ago to run kite festivals around the country. ⌘ Read more
Is Brisbane a bit slow, or is City Hall just winding me up?**
You might say I’ve got too much time on my hands, but have you noticed the City Hall clock is not on time? ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Suns and Bombers fight in tight final term; Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Roosters v Cowboys - Round 13
Sydney Roosters host the North Queensland Cowboys in Round 13 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at Allianz Stadium, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Trailing by 12 and down to 12 men, the Cowboys still upset the high-flying Roosters
North Queensland have pulled off one of the biggest boilovers of the season despite missing six Origin stars and losing another man to the sin bin at Allianz Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Keary reacts to upset loss
Roosters star Luke Keary was left dejected after an upset loss against the Cowboys. ⌘ Read more
The $50 billion gas deal Australia hopes will keep China quiet
Australia is offering a multi-billion-dollar lifeline to fast-track an offshore gas project the government hopes will keep Beijing at bay. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Suns start to kick away against Dons; Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Two local heroes lock horns in Goulburn showdown
Rising fillies Aunty Ginny and Joyner are both expected to be comfortable in the soft going. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Goulburn on Monday
Everything you need to pick a winner at the eight-race meeting ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Suns start to kick away against Dons; Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Suns start to kick away against Dons; Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs
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AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Suns start to kick away against Dons; Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs
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Cowboys cross with 12 men
Scott Drinkwater dived over from close range despite the Cowboys having a man in the sin bin. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Bombers and Suns in early arm wrestle; Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
‘Incredibly lucky’: Tedesco rushed back for Blues after Edwards ruled out
Just a week after being axed, James Tedesco is back for NSW after a cruel blow for rookie fullback Dylan Edwards. ⌘ Read more
Jewish school confident of move to Caulfield Hospital site
The school transports about 1000 students from Caulfield to Burwood each day and has called the hospital’s use of the Caulfield site a waste of valuable land. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Bombers and Suns in early arm wrestle; Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Bombers and Suns in early arm wrestle; Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Bombers and Suns in early arm wrestle; Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Migration and crime blame game enters ugly territory
Nearly a fifth of about 150 former immigration detainees freed following the High Court’s landmark decision in November have since been charged with state offences. ⌘ Read more
Eels star facing uncertain future
Ryan Matterson remains sidelined for the Parramatta Eels due to concussion-related issues. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Bombers and Suns in early arm wrestle; Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Bombers and Suns in early arm wrestle; Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Cowboys half sets up 'magic' try
Jake Clifford threw a lovely pass to Braidon Burns to score against the Roosters. ⌘ Read more
Eels’ Matterson in limbo with headaches and dizzy spells, as Simonsson suffers ACL injury
The Eels back-rower hasn’t played since leaving the field in a loss to the Broncos three weeks ago. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Bombers and Suns in early arm wrestle; Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Roosters big man barges over
Terrell May muscled his way through the Cowboys defence to score for the Roosters. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Bombers start hot against Suns; Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
How the NYPD became one of US cricket’s biggest supporters
The ICC turned to an unlikely source for participants in its Twenty20 World Cup trophy tour of New York – a police department youth program. ⌘ Read more
Killer found with police uniforms and handcuffs to remain behind bars
Trent Jennings’ storied criminal history includes killing a man he met on Grindr during sex and tying up another, then robbing him of $400 and a Mercedes-Benz. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Bombers start hot against Suns; Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates:Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs; Bombers to test Suns in Gold Coast
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates:Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs; Bombers to test Suns in Gold Coast
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates:Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs; Bombers to test Suns in Gold Coast
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
My father’s confession stunned me. In his mind, he was both the punisher and the victim
My father never hit my mother or I, but his temper was forever lurking. Then one day, he explained the reason for it all: “I have been punishing your mother.” ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates:Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs; Bombers to test Suns in Gold Coast
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates:Dockers humiliate Demons in Alice Springs; Bombers to test Suns in Gold Coast
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
HELP! Three teenagers rescued after car bogged near Kalbarri
The group were stranded for six hours and did not have any 4WD recovery equipment or an emergency beacon. ⌘ Read more
UFC fan-favourite taps out in title fight
Dustin Poirier gave it his all, but Islam Makhachev proved too strong in the main event of UFC 302. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dominant Dockers embarrassing Dees in Alice Springs; Bombers with late change
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dominant Dockers embarrassing Dees in Alice Springs; Bombers with late change
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Terrifying moment woman realised her daughter was trapped under exploded townhouse
Neighbours have recounted the moment the mother of a nurse in her 30s discovered her daughter was trapped under rubble in Sydney’s west, as authorities race against time to find her. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dominate Dockers embarrassing Dees in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dominate Dockers embarrassing Dees in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dominate Dockers embarrassing Dees in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dominate Dockers embarrassing Dees in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dominate Dockers embarrassing Dees in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dominate Dockers embarrassing Dees in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dominate Dockers embarrassing Dees in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
‘We need to bring him back’: Senior Liberals’ plea for Frydenberg to return
Karen Andrews, the first senior Liberal to go on record about the prospect of a Josh Frydenberg return, says the party needs him to challenge for his old seat – despite already having a candidate locked in. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dominate Dockers embarrassing Dees in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
China lands probe on moon, NASA space launch fails on second attempt
China landed an uncrewed spacecraft on the far side of the moon, elevates China’s space power the same weekend that a US test flight failed to launch. ⌘ Read more
Camera button, AI, bigger screen: Here’s what the iPhone 16 might look like
With four months to go, leakers and analysts have painted a convincing picture of the next Apple phone. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dominate Dockers take early lead against Dees in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dominate Dockers take early lead against Dees in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
This 125-year-old bowls club will be sold for millions – after its secret buyer was revealed
Members of the Elsternwick Club voted to accept a $15 million deal at a meeting on Sunday, despite a push from a large minority of members to save the club. ⌘ Read more
China says it is prepared to use force to prevent Taiwanese independence
China’s defence chief used his first major speech to a security forum to warn that anyone who “dares to separate Taiwan from China will only end up in self-destruction”. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dominate Dockers take early lead against Dees in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dominate Dockers take early lead against Dees in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Matildas coach promises ‘more aggressive’ Sydney display but Foord in doubt
Australia will play one more friendly against China at a sold-out Accor Stadium, just hours before Tony Gustavsson names his 18-player Paris 2024 squad on Tuesday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dominate Dockers take early lead against Dees in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dominate Dockers take early lead against Dees in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dominate Dockers take early lead against Dees in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
There are no fun facts about the next UK PM, but that’s his strength
Sir Keir Starmer looks certain to lead Britain with the most left-wing Labour government on economic matters since Harold Wilson was PM. ⌘ Read more
Planes will keep landing in hour before curfew ends if Sydney Airport gets its way
Australia’s largest airport wants to keep a rule that lets some international aircraft land in the hour before the overnight curfew lifts each morning. ⌘ Read more
‘We need to bring him back’: Senior Liberals’ plea for Frydenberg to return
Karen Andrews, the first senior Liberal to go on record about the prospect of a Josh Frydenberg return, says the party needs him to challenge for his old seat – despite already having a candidate locked in. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dockers and Demons in early arm wrestle in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dockers and Demons in early arm wrestle in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Dockers and Demons in early arm wrestle in Alice Springs
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Demons start with confidence against Dockers in Alice Springs clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Karen Andrews backs Josh Frydenberg to run for Kooyong
Senior Liberals are backing former treasurer Josh Frydenberg to return to federal parliament, sparking fury about a move to dump Kooyong’s chosen candidate. ⌘ Read more
Why Smith turned his back on Bennett and the Broncos
Cameron Smith grew up with dreams of playing for the Brisbane Broncos, and even had a meeting with Wayne Bennett before ultimately signing with Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Demons start with confidence against Dockers in Alice Springs clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Joey slams 'rubbish' Mahoney act
Reed Mahoney's behaviour against the Knights has left Andrew Johns questioning the Bulldogs star. ⌘ Read more
Joy, humour and hurt collide in this profoundly human story
Deeply felt and searingly intelligent, Counting and Cracking has finally landed in Melbourne – and has all the makings of a modern Australian classic. ⌘ Read more
Bluey and Robert Irwin team up to attract visitors to Queensland
An international audience will be urged to “Come and play in Bluey’s world”, as the state launches its biggest tourism campaign in a decade. ⌘ Read more
US teen charged over alleged $24 million discovery in suitcases
A United States teenager has been charged after he allegedly tried to bring meth into Australia in his suitcases. ⌘ Read more
Inside the push to steal – and keep – Victoria’s businesses
Outside the public eye, the highest-taxing state in the nation is fending off threats from South Australia and Queensland to steal Victorian businesses. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Melbourne Demons, Fremantle Dockers play Alice Springs clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Minjee Lee surges into share of Women’s US Open lead
Minjee Lee is closing in on Australian golf history after producing the round of the week to surge into a share of the third-round lead at the mega-money Women’s US Open in Pennsylvania. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Melbourne Demons, Fremantle Dockers play Alice Springs clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
IndyCar driver shoves rival in pits
IndyCar driver Santino Ferrucci shoves rival Kyle Kirkwood in the pits in Detroit. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 12 LIVE updates: Melbourne Demons, Fremantle Dockers play Alice Springs clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 12 reaches its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
SVG does massive burnout after NASCAR win
Shane van Gisbergen performed a signature burnout after claiming his maiden victory in the NASCAR XFinity series at Portland. ⌘ Read more
Gold bugs lured in by Southern Cross drill hit
In this week’s Bulls N’ Bears Big Hits, we unravel drill hits revealed on the ASX, including Southern Cross Gold’s 0.5m at 473g/t gold equivalent from 913.6m. ⌘ Read more
New York, the city that made Trump rich and famous, has turned on him
Trump’s conviction was the third and heaviest blow he has been dealt in New York – a series of challenges to his ego, his bottom line, and now, perhaps, his freedom. ⌘ Read more
‘Forgotten kids’ in detention falling between cracks
Qld youth workers are in despair over kids spending 20-plus hours a day confined to a room, while judges last week described one child’s isolation as a disgrace. ⌘ Read more
Listen to the new investigative podcast on triple murder case
In a new podcast investigation, we explore why a growing number of experts believe the case against convicted child killer Robert Farquharson is “fundamentally flawed”. ⌘ Read more
‘Incredibly lucky’: Tedesco rushed back for Blues after Edwards ruled out
Just a week after being axed, James Tedesco is back for NSW after a cruel blow for rookie fullback Dylan Edwards. ⌘ Read more
Rule tweak has caused ‘fundamental’ change; Tigers weigh up Dusty decision
Geelong coach Chris Scott says it is “not ideal” clubs are having to change the way they play during the middle of a season because of an AFL-directed tweak to the holding-the-ball-rule. ⌘ Read more
Boeing faces another setback as its space capsule fails to launch
A second attempt at launching Boeing’s new Starliner space capsule was aborted with less than four minutes to go, and NASA have already turned down a Sunday launch. ⌘ Read more
Evacuation centre set up after freak storm hits Perth and the south west
Perth and the south west has been buffeted overnight by a powerful cold front. ⌘ Read more
Drink driver blows near-fatal blood alcohol reading during breath test in ACT
A drink driver has blown a near-fatal blood alcohol reading during a breath test in the ACT, the highest recording police have ever seen. ⌘ Read more
Has Des Hasler provided the Bluesprint for NSW to stop Reece Walsh?**
The Titans shut down one of the most electric players in the game in their upset win over the Broncos last week. Here’s how they had success where so many teams have failed. ⌘ Read more
Drink driver blows near-fatal blood alcohol reading during breath test in ACT
A drink driver has blown a near-fatal blood alcohol reading during a breath test in the ACT, the highest recording police have ever seen. ⌘ Read more
Dupont bosses Brits in Madrid
France's Antoine Dupont scored a remarkable try against Great Britain at the Madrid Sevens. ⌘ Read more