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Cartoons of the week
The best Herald artworks of the week from across the board. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: Joseph Sua’ali’i sent off, Reece Walsh ruled out, Queensland Maroons run rampant over NSW Blues
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: Joseph Sua’ali’i sent off, Reece Walsh ruled out, Queensland Maroons run rampant over NSW Blues
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
Hammer double strike puts Blues on their knees
Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow scores two tries in quick succession as Queensland burst out to a big lead. ⌘ Read more
Blues steaming as 'hip drop' on Leniu ignored
NSW players are left fuming after Spencer Leniu is brought down in an awkward tackle ignored by referee Ashley Klein. ⌘ Read more
The Caped Crusader comes clean
But Batman ain’t no soap opera. ⌘ Read more
Suaalii sent off eight minutes into Origin debut for high shot on Walsh
The NSW centre has become the first player sent off on his Origin debut after a big hit on Queensland’s star fullback. ⌘ Read more
Cranky Curtis puts the contestants through their paces then sends an underdog packing
The judges got some pork on their fork. So who’s impressed the least and left everyone stone cold? ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: Maroons run rampant after Joseph Sua’ali’i send off, Reece Walsh ruled out
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
Gooseberry Hill stabbing accused tries to plead guilty hours after DV attack
Christopher Sullivan appeared in Perth Magistrates Court on Wednesday wearing a blue jumpsuit and told the magistrate he did not need legal representation because he wanted to “plead guilty to the charge anyway.” ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: Maroons run rampant after Joseph Sua’ali’i send off, Reece Walsh ruled out
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
Teddy scores as Blues bounce back from send off
James Tedesco goes over for a try as NSW respond with 12 men soon after Joseph Suaalii's send off. ⌘ Read more
DCE puts Hunt over for first try
A scheming short side run from Daly Cherry-Evans puts Ben Hunt in to give Queensland an early lead. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: Maroons run rampant after Joseph Sua’ali’i send off, Reece Walsh ruled out
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
Teddy scores as Blues bounce back from send off
James Tedesco goes over for a try as NSW respond with 12 men soon after Joseph Suaalii's send off. ⌘ Read more
Joseph Suaalii sent off for shocking tackle on Walsh
Joseph Suaalii is sent off for a flying high tackle on Queensland fullback Reece Walsh. ⌘ Read more
Shipping issues prompt Christmas shopping warning
Perth shoppers are being warned to buy their Christmas presents early as global shipping issues spark fears of a supply chain crisis. ⌘ Read more
Suaalii sent off eight minutes into Origin debut for high shot on Walsh
The NSW centre has become the first player sent off on his Origin debut after a high shot on Queensland’s star fullback. ⌘ Read more
Grandmother allegedly attacked with machete by partner
The daughter of a grandmother allegedly attacked by her partner with a machete has spoken of her grief as the 60-year-old fights for her life. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: Joseph Sua’ali’i sent off, Reece Walsh ruled out
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: Joseph Sua’ali’i sent off, Reece Walsh ruled out
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
Teddy wins penalty with first touch
James Tedesco is dump tackled on his first kick return, with the Maroons conceding a penalty. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: Joseph Sua’ali’i sent off in dramatic start for NSW
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
Sydney man baffled by delivery of 500 tyres
A Sydney man has been left baffled after he came home to hundreds of used tyres in his driveway. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: NSW Blues v Queensland Maroons at Accor Stadium
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
Some projects are not transports of delight
Readers weigh up the pros and cons of privatisation and public services. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: NSW Blues v Queensland Maroons at Accor Stadium
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
Dees deny Brayshaw anger before Pies clash
Melbourne captain Max Gawn says there's no bad blood between his side and Collingwood, despite the Angus Brayshaw incident last year. ⌘ Read more
Steve Waugh on what it means to be a Blue
Cricket legend Steve Waugh gives his take on what it means to be a NSW player. ⌘ Read more
Two Adelaide hospitals to be given upgrades
Two Adelaide hospitals will be given upgrades to increase their capacity after recent shortages. ⌘ Read more
Woman charged after allegely poisoning parents pleads not guilty
An Adelaide woman who has been charged after allegedly killing both her parents by poisoning them has pleaded not guilty. ⌘ Read more
Queensland Labor government facing election wipe-out
Queensland's Labor government is expected to face a wipe-out at the next state election, exclusive polling data has revealed. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: NSW Blues v Queensland Maroons at Accor Stadium
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
Councillors pass no-confidence motion in Townsville mayor
Townsville mayor Troy Thompson has requested a leave of absence as his colleagues voted in favour of a motion of no confidence. ⌘ Read more
Jury hears listening device evidence in Greg Lynn trial
The jury in Greg Lynn’s trial have heard that listening devices revealed his wife told him the four-wheel-drive pictured on a 60 Minutes program looked a lot like his car. ⌘ Read more
Tradie warns of fire pit dangers after suffering major burns
A tradie who spent 10 days in a coma after suffering burns from pouring fuel on a fire pit in his backyard is warning others of the dangers. ⌘ Read more
‘We were busy celebrating’: Moore reflects on May’s jibe ahead of mouth-watering King’s Birthday clash
When it comes to Melbourne and Collingwood’s recent rivalry, the Demons have been all talk, and the Magpies all action. ⌘ Read more
Narendra Modi wins third term as India’s prime minister
Narendra Modi is set for a historic third term as India's prime minister claiming victory in the country's election. ⌘ Read more
Man charged with stealing from allegedly murdered woman’s fundraiser
A man has been charged with stealing from an online fundraiser to support the family of allegedly murdered Clunes woman Hannah McGuire. ⌘ Read more
Sydney hospital testing phone gadget to help detect skin cancer risk
Experts are testing a smartphone gadget that is capable of identifying a person's risk of developing skin cancer in their eyes. ⌘ Read more
Sydney train fleet to get $447 million upgrade
$447 million will be invested into upgrading the NSW Tangara train fleet as part of the state budget, Premier Chris Minns has announced. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: NSW Blues v Queensland Maroons at Accor Stadium
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
Secret planning, treacherous training and the clouds of gliders launched against the Nazis
Gippsland-born Frank Bladin became Air Vice-Marshall of the RAAF. Eighty years ago, he played a crucial role in the D-Day airborne landings on Normandy, France. ⌘ Read more
I come to bury the Bachelor, but let’s not give up on true TV love entirely
Friends, readers, reality television watchers, lend me your ears. I come to bury the Bachelor, not to praise him. ⌘ Read more
Australians have been dipping into their piggy banks just to make ends meet
Growth at 0.1 per cent is abysmal. GDP per capita has fallen by 1.6 per cent since mid-2022. You don’t see that sort of fall outside a deep recession. ⌘ Read more
‘What is it, 1991?’: Prominent rapper slams move to ban controversial song
One of Australia’s biggest hip-hop artists has slammed comments from the NSW government, after a Birdz song was withdrawn from rotation at a Sydney school. ⌘ Read more
Three cheers as a hardy kindergarten reaches three figures with cake, song and dress-ups
The Brunswick Kindergarten has seen a lot since it first opened in what was a poor suburb. While times have changed, children still love cake, dressing up and a party. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: NSW Blues v Queensland Maroons at Accor Stadium
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
Supermarket giant Aldi expands into new sector
Supermarket Aldi is expanding into the insurance game. ⌘ Read more
Toddler drowns in dam
A two-year-old boy has drowned in a dam north-east of Geelong. ⌘ Read more
Australian entertainment icon John Blackman dies at 76
Hey Hey It's Saturday and radio star John Blackman has died aged 76 after a battle with cancer. ⌘ Read more
Is UQ becoming the hotbed of activism it was in the ’60s and ’70s?**
A recent encampment at the University of Queensland was reminiscent of earlier student uprisings. Are we seeing a new era of activism? ⌘ Read more
Economy grows by just 0.1 per cent
Australian GDP rose by just 0.1 per cent in the March quarter, the weakest economic growth since late 2021. ⌘ Read more
The best way to use heat on sore muscles, according to experts
Does heat actually speed up recovery or does it just feel good? Well, it depends. ⌘ Read more
Yes, an ‘ADHD tax’ is a real thing. I know because I pay it every day
We work and strive to live normal lives. But our financial, workplace, education and legal systems are all designed for neurotypical people. And that comes at a price. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: NSW Blues v Queensland Maroons at Accor Stadium
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
AFL teams and expert tips for round 13: Tigers recall three guns, Crows axe star ruckman
All the ins and outs for round 13 and how the experts see it playing out. ⌘ Read more
Faster, higher, stronger coffee: Australian Olympians fuelled by flat whites
Australia’s Olympic team in Paris will be joined by three baristas, to make Australian-style coffee in the land of cafe-au-lait. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Australian GDP grows sluggish 0.1 per cent in March quarter; RBA governor says inflation fight must be won before rate cut
Follow along for live updates of Australia’s top news stories. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: NSW Blues v Queensland Maroons at Accor Stadium
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
Freed detainee accused of breaching bail conditions 10 times in four weeks
Police say they don’t know what else can be done to stop a former immigration detainee breaking the strict conditions of his release from custody. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: WA news on Wednesday, 5 June
Barely recovered from the last supply chain crisis, WA’s getting a new one; the million dollar club’s got new members; and there’s a new instalment in our People of Perth series. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: NSW Blues v Queensland Maroons at Accor Stadium
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
Sydney road rage attack caught on film
A road rage attack that terrified a car full of people in broad daylight has been caught on film in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: NSW Blues v Queensland Maroons at Accor Stadium
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: NSW Blues v Queensland Maroons at Accor Stadium
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
News Corp boss defends $376m AI deal amid looming job cuts
Michael Miller rebuked the likes of Facebook, X and TikTok for refusing to subscribe to Australian rules and values. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: NSW Blues v Queensland Maroons at Accor Stadium
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
Brisbane chef to represent Australia at cooking ‘Olympics’**
In 2017, Dan Arnold achieved the highest ranking to date by an Australian chef. This time, he’s looking to emulate a famous mentor by going all the way. ⌘ Read more
More ground, lower grade could be to the benefit of Fuld’s Doubt
After being beaten in a run of hidden merit last time out, the Rodney Northam-trained filly has the closing speed to win at Wyong today. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Wyong on Thursday
Everything you need to know to find a winner on the Central Coast card. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australian GDP grows sluggish 0.1 per cent in March quarter; RBA governor says inflation fight must be won before rate cut
Follow along for live updates of Australia’s top news stories. ⌘ Read more
ASX rises as GDP growth slumps; Treasury Wines rallies, miners fall
The Australian sharemarket held on to its gains after the latest GDP data showed the Australian economy barely grew in the first quarter, adding weight to the argument that no further Reserve Bank interest-rate hikes are required. ⌘ Read more
The council restriction threatening historic Origin match in 2027
The NRL has been in negotiations with the NZ government about playing the first Origin game on Kiwi soil in a few years’ time, however there is an unusual obstacle to overcome. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australian GDP grows sluggish 0.1 per cent in March quarter; RBA governor says inflation fight must be won before rate cut
Follow along for live updates of Australia’s top news stories. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: NSW Blues v Queensland Maroons at Accor Stadium
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
Eight great soup and sandwich combos for a satisfying winter lunch
From Scandi-style salmon and rye to spicy tofu and kimchi-tomato, shake up your weekday routine with these interesting pairings. ⌘ Read more
‘I will not be cowed’: eSafety commissioner on legal stoush with X Corp
The online regulator has dropped a Federal Court case over X Corp’s treatment of the Wakeley stabbing video, but is fighting the Elon Musk-owned social media giant on several other fronts. ⌘ Read more
State of Origin I LIVE: NSW Blues v Queensland Maroons at Accor Stadium
A new-look NSW team. New halves, new coach, new skipper. But will it be the same old story when Australia’s fiercest sporting rivalry resumes on Wednesday? ⌘ Read more
‘Serious interference’: Court asks national security watchdog to investigate Dutton over terror leader’s detainment
A Supreme Court judge has referred the detainment of terrorist Nacer Benbrika to the national security watchdog over Home Affairs’ failure to disclose expert reports. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australian GDP grows sluggish 0.1 per cent in March quarter; RBA governor says inflation fight must be won before rate cut
Follow along for live updates of Australia’s top news stories. ⌘ Read more
Nine misrepresented Al Muderis’ practice, his lawyer says
Sue Chrysanthou, SC, says renowned orthopaedic surgeon Munjed Al Muderis has been upfront about the ‘shocking complications’ caused by his surgery. ⌘ Read more
Supermarket giant Aldi expands into new sector
Supermarket Aldi is expanding into the insurance game. ⌘ Read more
NSW Police get $37m for building, technology upgrades
NSW Police will be given more than $37 million in the state budget to improve station facilities and forensic capabilities. ⌘ Read more
Sydney road rage attack caught on film
A road rage attack that terrified a car full of people in broad daylight has been caught on film in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Economy grows by just 0.1 per cent
Australian GDP rose by just 0.1 per cent in the March quarter, the weakest economic growth since late 2021. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Australian GDP grows sluggish 0.1 per cent in March quarter; RBA governor says inflation fight must be won before rate cut
Follow along for live updates of Australia’s top news stories. ⌘ Read more
$14b super fund misled investors by greenwashing, court finds
Active Super deceived investors when it claimed it had restricted members’ exposure to gambling, coal and Russian companies, the Federal Court ruled. ⌘ Read more
‘Serious interference’: Court asks national security watchdog to investigate Dutton over terror leader’s detainment
A Supreme Court judge has referred the detainment of terrorist Nacer Benbrika to the national security watchdog over Home Affairs’ failure to disclose expert reports. ⌘ Read more
Missing campers’ accused killer Gregory Lynn set to give evidence
A jury has been told the former pilot will be the only witness for the defence after prosecutors finished their case in the Supreme Court on Wednesday. ⌘ Read more
Australian entertainment icon John Blackman dies at 76
Hey Hey It's Saturday and radio star John Blackman has died aged 76 after a battle with cancer. ⌘ Read more
Four’N Twenty owner Patties Foods hit by data leak, investigating source of breach
Thousands of documents, including invoices, orders and banking information of the parent company of a handful of major food brands were leaked online via an unprotected database. ⌘ Read more
New Optiscan tech opens door to precision surgery market
Optiscan Imaging has unveiled its next-generation microscopic medical imaging device, with its new “InVue” technology aimed at the precision surgery market. ⌘ Read more
Hooper urges Gordon to NSW
Wallabies great Michael Hooper urges Carter Gordon to sign with NSW on Stan Sport's Between Two Posts. ⌘ Read more
High interest rates hurting, economy flatlining, savings dwindling, but hang on, help is on its way, says Chalmers
Excluding the pandemic, in the first three months of this year the Australian economy grew at the slowest annual rate since the 1990s recession. ⌘ Read more
Is it time we just trust Billy? Even his baffling selection calls?**
Billy Slater’s selection curveballs have divided opinion. But given the runs he has on the board, is it time to just believe in his instincts? ⌘ Read more
Medibank on the hook for trillions but there’s more at stake than money
The $21.5 trillion in fines that the health insurer faces is an uncomfortable reminder to corporate Australia that it’s not just the cyber criminals that are now on the hook. ⌘ Read more
Playoff numbers to be cut under Super Rugby restructure
The competition’s maligned eight-team finals will be slashed to six next season to drive a more competitive season. ⌘ Read more
A former TAFE site will have 10 per cent affordable apartments. This councillor says that’s ‘pretty pathetic’**
Merri-bek council says that what the state government is spruiking as affordable housing for the former Coburg TAFE site is no different to what’s already on offer in Melbourne’s north. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: The parking rule catching out Brisbane drivers; How Maroons can nullify Blues advantage
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more