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AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Lions trying to deliver the knockout blow; Will Libba face MRO heat?**
The Brisbane Lions have come to play against the Doggies at Marvel Stadium. They’ve had most of the running but haven’t quite put the match to bed by 3QT. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 14 LIVE: St George Illawarra Dragons v Wests Tigers at WIN Stadium
The Dragons are heavy favourites to move into the top eight - at least temporarily - when they host Benji Marshall’s side in Wollongong. ⌘ Read more
Lomax on report for ugly collision
Dragons Winger Zax Lomax was put on report for an ugly mid-air collision with Solomon Alaimalo ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Lions trying to deliver the knockout blow; Will Libba face MRO heat?**
The Brisbane Lions have come to play against the Doggies at Marvel Stadium. They’ve had most of the running but haven’t quite put the match to bed by 3QT. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Lions trying to deliver the knockout blow; Will Libba face MRO heat?**
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Lions trying to deliver the knockout blow; Will Libba face MRO heat?**
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Will Libba face MRO scrutiny? Lions have Dogs on the ropes
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
Hunt magic stretches Dragons lead
Ben Hunt showed no signs of an Origin hangover when he danced around the Tigers defence to score for the Dragons. ⌘ Read more
AFL teams and tips: Bomber, Blues finalise line-ups for blockbuster
Tom Liberatore returns from concussion for Friday night’s clash with Brisbane Lions. Essendon have made two changes for blockbuster versus Carlton, while the Blues have one forced omission. See all the round 13 ins and outs. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 14 LIVE: St George Illawarra Dragons v Wests Tigers at WIN Stadium
The Dragons are heavy favourites to move into the top eight - at least temporarily - when they host Benji Marshall’s side in Wollongong. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Will Libba face MRO scrutiny? Lions have Dogs on the ropes
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
Jones' resurgence saving Dogs
Western Bulldogs recruit Liam Jones' defence has gone to a new level, with the game almost taken away just years before. ⌘ Read more
Sullivan given 10 for professional foul
Jayden Sullivan was given 10 in the sinbin for grabbing at Luciano Leilua without the ball. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 14 LIVE: St George Illawarra Dragons v Wests Tigers at WIN Stadium
The Dragons are heavy favourites to move into the top eight - at least temporarily - when they host Benji Marshall’s side in Wollongong. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Will Libba face MRO scrutiny? Lions have Dogs on the ropes
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
Seyfarth strikes on stroke of half time
The Tigers had spent 20 minutes defending for their life, but went into half time with the lead after this effort from Alex Seyfarth in the dying seconds. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Will Libba face MRO scrutiny? Lions have Dogs on the ropes
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Will Libba face MRO scrutiny? Lions have Dogs on the ropes
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
Two killed in Wheatbelt highway crash
Two people have been killed after a collision between a truck and two vehicles on the Brand Highway. ⌘ Read more
Corruption watchdog to probe cops over Floreat gunman
Western Australia's corruption watchdog will oversee the internal police investigation into its handling of repeated requests for help from the Floreat gunman's family. ⌘ Read more
Family's search for answers over toddler’s hospital death
Perth parents are desperate for answers over their toddler's death at Joondalup Health Campus. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Will Libba face MRO scrutiny? Lions have Dogs on the ropes
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
Family's search for answers over toddler’s hospital death
Perth parents are desperate for answers over their toddler's death at Joondalup Health Campus. ⌘ Read more
AFL teams and tips: Bomber, Blues finalise line-ups for blockbuster
Tom Liberatore returns from concussion for Friday night’s clash with Brisbane Lions. Essendon have made two changes for blockbuster versus Carlton, while the Blues have one forced omission. See all the round 13 ins and outs. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Libba back in the thick of it, but will he face MRO scrutiny?**
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Libba back in the thick of it, but will he face MRO scrutiny?**
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
Hunt sets up Flanagan
Backing up from Origin, Ben Hunt put a lovely kick up to Tyrell Sloan, who batted it back to Kyle Flanagan to score. ⌘ Read more
Lomax 'swan dive' levels it
Zac Lomax danced around the Tigers defence and then swan dived over the line to score and level the scores. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Libba back in the thick of it, but will he face MRO scrutiny?**
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
AFL teams and expert tips: Dons and Blues finalise line-ups for blockbuster
Tom Liberatore returns from concussion for Friday night’s clash with Brisbane Lions. Essendon have made two changes for blockbuster versus Carlton, while the Blues have one forced omission. See all the round 13 ins and outs. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: ‘Look after him minutes wise’: Beveridge backs Liberatore to return strongly
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: ‘Look after him minutes wise’: Beveridge backs Liberatore to return strongly
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
Lobb scores maiden NRL try
Alex Lobb scored his first NRL try in just his second appearance, which put his Tigers in front early against the Dragons ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: ‘Look after him minutes wise’: Beveridge backs Liberatore to return strongly
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: ‘Look after him minutes wise’: Beveridge backs Liberatore to return strongly
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
Victorian Labor’s big build spending is a dangerous obsession
Readers discuss the recent conduct of the Jacinta Allan government and argue its financial management augurs badly for the next election. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: ‘Look after him minutes wise’: Beveridge backs Liberatore to return strongly
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: ‘Look after him minutes wise’: Beveridge backs Liberatore to return strongly
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: ‘Look after him minutes wise’: Beveridge backs Liberatore to return strongly
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
‘They seem to want to kill him’: Walsh hit highlights league’s dilemma
The NRL’s ultimate athlete for the TikTok generation is bringing fans to the game in droves. But after his Origin knockout, is he at risk of being attacked out of the game? ⌘ Read more
NRL round 14 LIVE: St George Illawarra Dragons v Wests Tigers at WIN Stadium
The Dragons are heavy favourites to move into the top eight - at least temporarily - when they host Benji Marshall’s side in Wollongong. ⌘ Read more
Clinical Chiefs end Queensland Reds’ Super Rugby season
The Queensland Reds’ season of high hopes and promise has ended in disappointment with a 43-21 submission to the Chiefs in the opening Super Rugby Pacific quarter-final in Hamilton. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: ‘Look after him minutes wise’: Beveridge backs Liberatore to return strongly
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
Settle down, Swifties – the Beatles are still the biggest thing to hit Australia
Looking beyond the headlines and focusing on the Eras Tour’s Australian leg in isolation, it’s worth noting a few sober facts now that we’ve all, ahem, shaken off the excitement. ⌘ Read more
World of photos, June 8, 2024
The best photos from the international wire agencies as chosen by our picture editors. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: ‘Look after him minutes wise’: Beveridge back Liberatore to return strongly
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: In-form Dogs favoured to hurt Lions’ finals hopes
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
AFL teams and expert tips: Dons and Blues finalise line-ups for blockbuster
Tom Liberatore returns from concussion for Friday night’s clash with Brisbane Lions. Essendon have made two changes for blockbuster versus Carlton, while the Blues have one forced omission. See all the round 13 ins and outs. ⌘ Read more
Shattered Perth parents speak of dark hours before toddler’s death
A couple have described their harrowing weeks trying to get basic medical testing done on their dying little son, right up until his final hours in hospital. ⌘ Read more
Back-to-back chips net Chiefs epic try
Damian McKenzie and Shaun Stevenson combined to set up Etene Nanai-Seturo for the fourth try of the quarter-final between the Chiefs and Reds. ⌘ Read more
Cumberland brainfade causes turnover
While Noah Cumberland was celebrating a mark from his Tigers teammate, he took it way too far and had the decision reversed. ⌘ Read more
Cost of vehicle registration to be slashed in Queensland
Queenslanders are set to save on vehicle registration with the cost expected to be slashed by 20 per cent. ⌘ Read more
Further elective surgeries cancelled in South Australia
More South Australians waiting for their elective surgery will have their procedures cancelled, as the system continues to face extraordinary pressure. ⌘ Read more
SkyCity Adelaide to pay $67m in money laundering case
SkyCity Adelaide has been slapped with a $67 million fine over a money laundering and finance terrorism case. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: In-form Dogs favoured to hurt Lions’ finals hopes
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
Four injured after police car hit by ute on Gold Coast highway
Four people have been injured after a police car was hit from behind by a ute on the M1 motorway in Gold Coast's north. ⌘ Read more
Big Pineapple ready to open after renovation
After a long restoration process, the owners of the Big Pineapple are almost ready to open the Queensland favourite back up to the public. ⌘ Read more
Legendary conservationist Jane Goodall visits Taronga Zoo
Dozens of students met legendary conservationist Jane Goodall at Sydney's Taronga Zoo today as part of her youth action group Roots and Shoots. ⌘ Read more
AFL teams and expert tips: Dons and Blues finalise line-ups for blockbuster
Tom Liberatore returns from concussion for Friday night’s clash with Brisbane Lions. Essendon have made two changes for blockbuster versus Carlton, while the Blues have one forced omission. See all the round 13 ins and outs. ⌘ Read more
Immigration minister signs new order to deport foreign-born criminals
Australia will soon have a new set of immigration rules making it easier to deport criminals who aren't citizens. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: In-form Dogs favoured to hurt Lions’ finals hopes
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
‘A sound bite out of context’: Tingle’s racism claim backed by facts
Misinformation rules unless context is heard and understood. ⌘ Read more
Some of our best journalism can be consumed with your eyes closed
If you haven’t yet acquainted yourself with The Age’s podcast offerings, it’s time you remedied that. ⌘ Read more
Big shoes to fill as store for people with large feet hangs up its boots
After more than 120 years, one of Windsor’s oldest stores will close its doors in July. Loyal customers have voted with their feet for years. ⌘ Read more
Peter Costello denies assaulting journalist
Nine chairman Peter Costello has denied assaulting a journalist at Canberra Airport. ⌘ Read more
Man charged with rape of teenage girl in Adelaide's north
A man has been charged with the rape of a teenage girl in Adelaide's north. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Western Bulldogs, Brisbane Lions fire up at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
Parts of NSW underwater as downpour continues
Streets have been closed and residents have been told to evacuate as some parts of NSW experience moderate to major flooding. ⌘ Read more
Ski season starts slow with minimal snowfall
Snowgoers are likely to face grassy, slushy slopes as the start of the season kicks off with minimal snow. ⌘ Read more
AFL teams and expert tips: Dons and Blues finalise line-ups for blockbuster
Tom Liberatore returns from concussion for Friday night’s clash with Brisbane Lions. Essendon have made two changes for blockbuster versus Carlton, while the Blues have one forced omission. See all the round 13 ins and outs. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Western Bulldogs, Brisbane Lions fire up at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
Man found dead in Engadine
A woman is under arrest after a man was found dead in Engadine in Sydney's south. ⌘ Read more
Rideshare driver charged with rape of young woman in Melbourne
A 43-year-old rideshare driver has been charged following the alleged rape of a woman in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Search for hit-run driver after mum pushing pram struck by car
A search for a driver is under way after a mother pushing a pram was struck by a car in Sydney's south-west. ⌘ Read more
Popular British television doctor Michael Mosley missing
Greek police searching for missing British doctor Michael Mosley who popularised fasting for weight loss. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Western Bulldogs, Brisbane Lions fire up at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
University to study Cathy Freeman’s ‘dream state’ in famous gold medal run
Cathy Freeman’s 400m gold medal at the Sydney 2000 Olympics is arguably Australia’s greatest sporting moment. Now Freeman has revealed how she mentally handled the pressure is the topic of a study at Monash University. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Western Bulldogs, Brisbane Lions fire up at Marvel Stadium
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as the Bulldogs and Lions face off in Friday night AFL action. ⌘ Read more
Rate cut hopes bring ASX best weekly gains of year
The ASX 200 Index ended the Friday session with a gain of 0.5 per cent after the ECB became the second major central bank to cut interest rates. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor-Greens fight over Gaza war escalates; Costello denies pushing journalist
A dispute about a $1 billion defence deal has escalated the federal government’s angry clash with the Greens over misinformation about Israel’s invasion of Gaza. Plus, a video has emerged appearing to show Nine’s chair pushing a journalist to the ground. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
AFL teams and expert tips: Dons and Blues finalise line-ups for blockbuster
Tom Liberatore returns from concussion for Friday night’s clash with Brisbane Lions. Essendon have made two changes for blockbuster versus Carlton, while the Blues have one forced omission. See all the round 13 ins and outs. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Randwick on Saturday
Everything you need to know to find a winner on Bob Charley Stakes day. ⌘ Read more
Murder or mishap? How a jury will measure the deaths of two campers in an isolated valley
Prosecutors say it’s impossible that Gregory Lynn is innocent of murdering missing campers Russell Hill and Carol Clay. Lynn says their deaths were accidental. ⌘ Read more
The great American boom is running out of steam, leaving mountains of debt
The world’s largest economy is not as strong as we all thought. Growth has slowed to stall speed over the last four months. It looks like a hardish landing after all. ⌘ Read more
‘You can’t get lost’: Search resumes for TV doctor Michael Mosley missing in Greece
The British journalist, well known for the 5:2 diet, was last seen setting out on a coastal walk alone on the island of Symi, police said. ⌘ Read more
Health Minister, LNP MPs under scrutiny after ‘cross your legs’ call
The actions of four MPs from both parties are now being investigated by Queensland parliament’s powerful ethics committee after last month’s incident. ⌘ Read more
Freakish offload sets up Chiefs try
Emoni Narawa pulled off an unbelievable offload to set up Samisoni Taukei'aho for his second try of the night for the Chiefs against the Reds in Hamilton. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor-Greens fight over Gaza war escalates; Costello denies pushing journalist
A dispute about a $1 billion defence deal has escalated the federal government’s angry clash with the Greens over misinformation about Israel’s invasion of Gaza. Plus, a video has emerged appearing to show Nine’s chair pushing a journalist to the ground. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Chiefs put Reds to the sword early
Emoni Narawa scored the second try of the night for the Chiefs in their quarter-final against the Reds. ⌘ Read more
Aussies celebrate relay gold with air guitars
Australia won the men's 4x100m freestyle relay at the Sydney 2000 Olympics and celebrated with air guitars, clapping back at a sledge made by a US swimmer. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Brisbane on Friday, June 7
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Pride’s judgment puts The Black Cloud on Proven path to success
Flying filly The Black Cloud is building a strong winning record early in her career, just has Joe Pride’s current star did. ⌘ Read more
New York serial killer suspect kept ‘blueprint’ of crimes on computer, prosecutors say
A document found at the home of the accused killer features checklists of tasks to complete before, during and after killings, and practical lessons for “next time.” ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Labor-Greens fight over Gaza war escalates; Costello denies pushing journalist
A dispute about a $1 billion defence deal has escalated the federal government’s angry clash with the Greens over misinformation about Israel’s invasion of Gaza. Plus, a video has emerged appearing to show Nine’s chair pushing a journalist to the ground. Follow live here. ⌘ Read more
Grandmother contracts flesh-eating disease while holiday in Melbourne
A grandmother visiting from overseas is battling a deadly flesh-eating disease in a hospital in Melbourne's west. ⌘ Read more
Rideshare driver charged with rape of young woman in Melbourne
A 43-year-old rideshare driver has been charged following the alleged rape of a woman in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Two tobacco stores targeted in separate attacks in Melbourne
Two more tobacco stores have been targeted in separate attacks across Melbourne overnight. ⌘ Read more
Ski season starts slow with minimal snowfall
Snowgoers are likely to face grassy, slushy slopes as the start of the season kicks off with minimal snow. ⌘ Read more
Peter Costello denies assaulting journalist
Nine chairman Peter Costello has denied assaulting a journalist at Canberra Airport. ⌘ Read more
Parts of NSW underwater as downpour continues
Streets have been closed and residents have been told to evacuate as some parts of NSW experience moderate to major flooding. ⌘ Read more