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AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Chol flies high as Hawks, Giants battle it out
A bumper Saturday of mid-season footy for round 13. It starts with GWS Giants against Hawthorn. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Chol flies high as Hawks, Giants battle it out
A bumper Saturday of mid-season footy for round 13. It starts with GWS Giants against Hawthorn. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after woman allegedly kidnapped, sexually assaulted and extorted for $300,000**
A 29-year-old man has been accused of kidnapping and sexually assaulting a woman in Sydney’s north-west before threatening to release photographs of the attack unless she paid $300,000. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Chol flies high as Hawks, Giants battle it out
A bumper Saturday of mid-season footy for round 13. It starts with GWS Giants against Hawthorn. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Chol flies high as Hawks, Giants battle it out
A bumper Saturday of mid-season footy for round 13. It starts with GWS Giants against Hawthorn. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Hawthorn Hawks, GWS Giants square off in Tasmania
A bumper Saturday of mid-season footy for round 13. It starts with GWS Giants against Hawthorn. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Hawthorn Hawks, GWS Giants square off in Tasmania
A bumper Saturday of mid-season footy for round 13. It starts with GWS Giants against Hawthorn. ⌘ Read more
Sunak’s new blunder will haunt his legacy to the grave
The PM courting older voters by campaigning to bring back national service in Britain, inexplicably chose to snub a major event for the 80th anniversary of the Normandy landings. ⌘ Read more
Downsizer outbids young couple to land $2.25m Black Rock townhouse
A vendor bid of $2 million was needed to kick off the auction, but the home went comfortably above its reserve in the end. ⌘ Read more
Customers to receive refunds as new myki scam triggers investigation
Detection of the fraudulent scheme comes amid a request from the new operators of Victoria’s long-troubled myki system for more money. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Hawthorn Hawks, GWS Giants square off in Tasmania
A bumper Saturday of mid-season footy for round 13. It starts with GWS Giants against Hawthorn. ⌘ Read more
Zverev settles domestic violence case, reaches Roland-Garros final on same day
Hours before the tennis star’s semi-final began, word emerged from Berlin that a district court there ended a trial stemming from an ex-girlfriend’s accusation of assault during a 2020 argument. ⌘ Read more
Five arrested after alleged 150km/h police chase
Five people have been arrested after leading police on a wild high speed chase through multiple suburbs in North Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
The Age photos of the week, June 8, 2024
The week in photos from our award-winning staff photographers and regular contributing photographers at The Age. ⌘ Read more
Surfer missing near Margaret River popular surf spot
Surfers Point Prevelly remains closed on Saturday while local marine rescuers continue the search for a 40-year-old missing surfer. ⌘ Read more
Spanish walker celebrates too early
Spanish race walker Laura García-Caro celebrated too early at the end of the 20-kilometre race and ended up losing her place. ⌘ Read more
Sunak’s D-Day snub: The blunder of a generation cruels hope of Tory success
The PM courting older voters by campaigning to bring back national service in Britain, inexplicably chose to snub a major event for the 80th anniversary of the Normandy landings. ⌘ Read more
UFC megastar trains in Sydney
UFC champion Alex Pereira was put through his paces in an exclusive training session in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
‘We hate Aussies’: US swim great's bold Paris prediction
Australia is poised to beat the USA in an Olympic swimming competition for the first time since Melbourne 1956, according to America’s leading swim commentator. ⌘ Read more
‘We hate Aussies’: Former US swim champ makes bold prediction ahead of Olympics
Australia are poised to beat the USA in an Olympic swimming competition for the first time since Melbourne 1956, according to America’s leading commentator. ⌘ Read more
Floodwaters rising in Sydney’s north-west after deluge
More than a dozen people have been rescued from floodwaters overnight, while 12 evacuation orders are in place along the Hawkesbury River. ⌘ Read more
CCTV footage potentially offers new clues about Michael Mosley’s movements
Police, the fire brigade, coast guard and volunteers have been searching for the British journalist after he was last seen on Wednesday. ⌘ Read more
Zverev downs Ruud to make final
Alexander Zverev is a win away from his first Grand Slam title after defeating Casper Ruud ⌘ Read more
New cost-of-living measures to see car regos cut, sports vouchers increased
Queenslanders will receive more cuts to everyday expenses, with the state government announcing vouchers for children’s sport and reduced fees for car registrations. ⌘ Read more
Apollo 8 astronaut William Anders, who took iconic Earthrise photo, dies in plane crash
He once recounted how Earth looked fragile and seemingly physically insignificant, from the moon yet was home. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s risky now’: Holding-the-ball changes a threat to the ball carrier, says Beveridge
The Brisbane Lions injected life into their inconsistent AFL campaign but Bulldogs coach Luke Beveridge was concerned by the AFL’s ongoing tweaking of holding the ball. ⌘ Read more
Apollo 8 astronaut William Anders who took iconic Earthrise photo dies in plane crash
His plane plummeted into the water off San Juan Islands in Washington state. ⌘ Read more
Myki fraud scheme prompts new safeguards and investigation
The fraudulent scheme, which the government says involves unregistered cards being incorrectly registered to new users, has prompted the government to take additional measures to safeguard users while the matter is investigated further. ⌘ Read more
70 years on, Bob Hawke’s Oxford pub pays tribute to legendary skol
Australia’s longest-serving Labor prime minister was a Rhodes scholar at Oxford between 1953 and 1956. In 1954, he drank a yard of ale ⌘ Read more
Sonny Bill sees learning opportunity for Suaalii ahead of code switch
Former cross-code star, who became the first All Black to be sent off in 50 years, empathises with Joseph Suaalii but believes the Origin rookie will come back stronger in rugby. ⌘ Read more
Rugby’s Qatar option would be a cynical, soulless money grab
If rugby bosses are going to accept vast sums to take the Nations Championship finals to Qatar, they must at least be honest about their motives. ⌘ Read more
‘We can go all the way’: Lions roar, Dogs found wanting and Neale says season’s far from over
The Brisbane Lions injected life into their inconsistent AFL campaign by registering an emphatic 43-point win against the Western Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Floodwaters rising in Sydney’s north-west after deluge
More than a dozen people have been rescued from floodwaters overnight, while 12 evacuation orders are in place along the Hawkesbury River. ⌘ Read more
CCTV shows missing TV doctor Michael Mosley
Newly released footage has shown TV doctor Michael Mosley soon after he was last seen on the Greek island of Symi. ⌘ Read more
More than a dozen people rescued from floodwaters
More than a dozen people were rescued from floodwaters across Sydney while evacuation warnings are still in place. ⌘ Read more
Denmark’s prime minister assaulted in central Copenhagen, man arrested
Mette Frederiksen was assaulted by a man in central Copenhagen and a man has been arrested over the attack. ⌘ Read more
‘Death to Palestine’: Islamophobic graffiti sprayed in woman’s driveway referred to police
The driveway outside the home of a woman in Melbourne’s north was sprayed with anti-Muslim and anti-Palestine messages. ⌘ Read more
Flanagan denied by NRL bunker
Kyle Flanagan scored late in the first half only to be denied by the bunker. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after woman allegedly kidnapped, sexually assaulted and extorted for $300,000**
A 29-year-old man has been accused of kidnapping and sexually assaulting a woman in Sydney’s north-west before threatening to release photographs of the attack unless she paid $300,000. ⌘ Read more
‘Death to Palestine’: Islamophobic graffiti sprayed in woman’s driveway referred to police
The driveway outside the home of a woman in Melbourne’s north was sprayed with anti-Muslim and anti-Palestine messages. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Saturday June 8
National weather forecast for Saturday June 8. ⌘ Read more
More than a dozen people rescued from floodwaters
More than a dozen people were rescued from floodwaters across Sydney while evacuation warnings are still in place. ⌘ Read more
Denmark’s prime minister assaulted in central Copenhagen, man arrested
Denmark’s Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen was assaulted by a man in central Copenhagen and a man has been arrested over the attack. ⌘ Read more
Denmark’s prime minister assaulted in central Copenhagen, man arrested
Danish PM Mette Frederiksen walked away following an assault in central Copenhagen and had no outward signs of harm, a local resident said. ⌘ Read more
CCTV footage potentially offers new clues about Michael Mosley’s movements
Police, the fire brigade, coast guard and volunteers have been searching for the British journalist after he was last seen on Wednesday. ⌘ Read more
The problem with Panthers’ move to sack Taylan May
The NRL’s “no-fault stand-down” rule is imperfect but necessary. But Penrith’s internal proceedings against their winger raise several questions. ⌘ Read more
Of course Walsh was targeted by Blues, but there’s no grand conspiracy
Pre-match comments from some former Blues have the conspiracy theorists worked up. But there’s no doubt Joseph Suaalii acted alone, but without malice, or intent with his high shot on Reece Walsh. ⌘ Read more
Unseen for 60 years: Lost Beatles tape unearthed at secondhand market
Sydney filmmaker and former musician Greg Perano bought an old 8mm film that contained live footage from the legendary Sydney Stadium gigs for $12. ⌘ Read more
Enough is enough: Simon Goodwin on personal attacks and the Demons’ culture
In an exclusive interview, Melbourne coach Simon Goodwin speaks about club culture, the allegations haunting the Demons, his personal hurt, and attempting to get the Dees back on track. ⌘ Read more
Las Vegas combine star swaps Motown for Moore Park to chase NRL dream
The Roosters have pulled off an NRL first after signing an American footballer identified as a potential cross-code star. ⌘ Read more
The ‘proper shoe’ is dead. Comfort has defeated style
We are now, surely, just a generation off the arrival of the wedding UGG boot. ⌘ Read more
‘The mood is very anxious’: As Russians mass across the border, town braces for attack
Sumy repulsed Russian forces during the 2022 full-scale invasion, now bombs, missiles and rockets are falling on its citizens. ⌘ Read more
Fears of another Commonwealth Games-style embarrassment as world champs left ‘high and dry’**
Volleyball Australia counts the nation’s richest person Gina Rinehart among its major backers, but a lack of government funding risks the nation having to spike another global sporting event. ⌘ Read more
There are four types of modern retirees. Which one are you?**
Retirement age and the concept of retirement in Australia is changing dramatically, and there are four distinct approaches emerging. ⌘ Read more
Where to start when you don’t know what career you want
Feeling stuck about what occupation to pursue is not reserved to one part of life, but knowing what to do next can be difficult. ⌘ Read more
How to streamline your costs and instantly up your income
Today, I give you an RBA-inspired budgetary boot camp to help you squeeze every penny from your finances. ⌘ Read more
The part of Melbourne with 1500 tennis courts, a ‘Bunnings hotel’ and no train line
Doncaster is known for the shopping centre and having no railway links, but the large blocks that attracted families in the past are making way for towers and denser living. ⌘ Read more
Australia’s most expensive apartment in the 1960s has had a luxurious facelift
Move over Barangaroo and Paragon, this 60s Fairlie apartment’s got top-end design in a highly coveted apartment block. ⌘ Read more
Geoffrey’s killer cough put him in jail. A phone call to his brother got him out
The truck driver is not sure if convicted murderer Robert Farquharson is innocent – but he can see similarities with his own unjust imprisonment. ⌘ Read more
People smugglers arrested, given free pass to help hunt bosses
An Indonesian people smuggler has revealed how he was caught by Australian authorities only to be released and sent home without charge. ⌘ Read more
Sixth government backflip in six months, this time on disability commissioner
The Allan government has quietly shelved a plan to axe the state’s disability commissioner on July 1, its sixth major policy walk-back in six months. ⌘ Read more
Traveller Letters: One of Europe’s top attractions was a big disappointment
“After visiting Alhambra as a young backpacker in 1982, I looked forward to my return visit to take in what I had not fully appreciated at the time.” ⌘ Read more
The real risk facing Afterpay and its rivals
Afterpay turns 10 this year and the tricky debate on how best to regulate buy now, pay later firms is still going on. ⌘ Read more
Time slows down at these magical, rarely visited Greek islands
Mesmerising, spectacular and unforgettable. These are very much the images that return when I close my eyes and recall this seven-day odyssey. ⌘ Read more
‘You are not tourists here’: In Ireland, there’s still a place for wonder
For those with an openness to whimsy, the stories from the Irish west coast will subvert normal thinking. ⌘ Read more
Behind the locked doors of a DV safe room wasn’t my life, until suddenly it was
I spent a morning surrounded by women whose once-normal lives had been turned into nightmares by their partners. ⌘ Read more
I thought my seventh trip to Antarctica would be my last. But then ...
Where else on Earth could you kayak up close to curious penguins as well as whales – and see the world’s largest iceberg? ⌘ Read more
Booktopia might be on the brink, but your local bookshop probably isn’t**
As Australia’s largest online bookseller struggles to forge a viable business model, many independent booksellers have found ways to thrive. ⌘ Read more
Pack your bags: Good Weekend’s travel gift guide 2024
From foldaway storage to waterproof boots, hitting the road just got easier. ⌘ Read more
The International Travel edition
Dream destinations – celebrating the places that make us feel most alive: Antarctica \\| Ireland \\| Cook Islands \\| Rome \\| The Australs \\| Udaipur \\| Lisbon… and more ⌘ Read more
Where do you go when you’ve sold Australia’s most expensive house for $130m?**
Rag traders Carol and Steven Moss have found just the right downsizer digs in Bellevue Hill for about $14m, a bargain compared to its original hopes. ⌘ Read more
‘A heartbreaking decision’: The news no fashion brand wants to share
In what some fashion veterans are calling the worst trading conditions in 25 years, more brands are closing amid falling spending and rampant discounting. ⌘ Read more
From sheds and chook pens to the unlikely star of an $11 million Bondi home
Clad in a material that you can buy for $25 a metre, this Bondi home triggered a bidding war. ⌘ Read more
Dragons winger Ravalawa sent off for using slur against referee
The St George Illawarra try-scorer has apologised after aiming a derogatory term at a match official in a NSW Cup game, risking a huge suspension. ⌘ Read more
‘Unacceptable’: Benji fumes at Tigers as Lomax obliterates record
Two days after his State of Origin debut, Zac Lomax scored three tries and kicked 10 goals as the Dragons ran in 44 unanswered second-half points. ⌘ Read more
Gregson reflects on surreal comeback
Australian running star Genevieve Gregson fell and ruptured an Achilles tendon at the Tokyo Olympics in 2021, setting an incredible comeback in motion. ⌘ Read more
‘We can go all the way’: Lions roar, Dogs found wanting and Neale says season’s far from over
The Brisbane Lions injected life into their inconsistent AFL campaign by registering an emphatic 43-point win against the Western Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
‘We can go all the way’: Lions roar, Dogs found wanting and Neale says season’s far from over
The Brisbane Lions injected life into their inconsistent AFL campaign by registering an emphatic 43-point win against the Western Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Trial By Water, Episode 2: ‘Strands of the rope’ that convicted Robert Farquharson
Listen now to the second episode of the podcast investigation on the Robert Farquharson case – and the serious questions about the science that helped convict him. ⌘ Read more
Paris is (still) the world’s best playground for travellers
Few countries can offer such a stunning, historical and cultural backdrop to sporting greatness. And the winners will be visitors to the City of Light for years to come. ⌘ Read more
Good Weekend Superquiz and Saturday Target Time, June 8
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today's interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
‘Unacceptable and embarrassing’: Benji fumes at Tigers as Lomax obliterates record
Two days after his State of Origin debut, Zac Lomax scored three tries and kicked 10 goals as the Dragons ran in 44 unanswered second-half points. ⌘ Read more
‘We can go all the way’: Lions roar, Dogs found wanting and Neale says season’s far from over
Brisbane’s season was flickering pre-match but it remains alive after an impressive win over the Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium. Lachie Neale was outstanding for the visitors. ⌘ Read more
‘We can go all the way’: Lions roar, Neale says season’s far from over
Brisbane’s season was flickering pre-match but it remains alive after an impressive win over the Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium. Lachie Neale was outstanding for the visitors. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: ‘We can go all the way’: Lions roar, Neale says season’s far from over
Brisbane’s season was flickering pre-match but it remains alive after an impressive win over the Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium. Lachie Neale was outstanding for the visitors. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: ‘We can go all the way’: Lions roar, Neale says season’s far from over
Brisbane’s season was flickering pre-match but it remains alive after an impressive win over the Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium. Lachie Neale was outstanding for the visitors. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: ‘We can go all the way’: Lions roar, Neale says season’s far from over
Brisbane’s season was flickering pre-match but it remains alive after an impressive win over the Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium. Lachie Neale was outstanding for the visitors. ⌘ Read more
Everything old is new again as Victoria’s best architecture is crowned
Old buildings saved from demolition and given new life are among the many of the winners of this year’s Victorian Architecture Awards. ⌘ Read more
Major flood warning for parts of Hawkesbury, Warragamba Dam spills after deluge
Some residents are on high alert after an overnight drenching as Sydney’s largest dam spills into the rising Hawkesbury-Nepean river system. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: ‘We can go all the way’: Lions roar, Neale says season’s far from over
Brisbane’s season was flickering pre-match but it remains alive after an impressive win over the Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium. Lachie Neale was outstanding for the visitors. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: ‘We can go all the way’: Lions roar, Neale says season’s far from over
Brisbane’s season was flickering pre-match but it remains alive after an impressive win over the Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium. Lachie Neale was outstanding for the visitors. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Dragons v Tigers - Round 14
St. George Illawarra Dragons take on the Wests Tigers in Round 14 of the 2024 NRL Premiership at WIN Stadium, Wollongong. ⌘ Read more
Trial By Water, Episode 1: Father’s Day
In a new podcast investigation, we explore why a growing number of experts believe the case against convicted child killer Robert Farquharson is “fundamentally flawed”. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Lions strut their stuff, deliver knockout blow to Doggies
Brisbane’s season was flickering pre-match but it remains alive after an impressive win over the Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium. Lachie Neale was outstanding for the visitors. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Lions trying to deliver the knockout blow; Will Libba face MRO heat?**
Brisbane’s season was flickering pre-match but it remains alive after an impressive win over the Bulldogs at Marvel Stadium. Lachie Neale was outstanding for the visitors. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Lions trying to deliver the knockout blow; Will Libba face MRO heat?**
The Brisbane Lions have come to play against the Doggies at Marvel Stadium. They’ve had most of the running but haven’t quite put the match to bed by 3QT. ⌘ Read more
Lomax’s record points haul leads Dragons to 42-point mauling of Tigers
Two days after his State of Origin debut, Zac Lomax scored three tries and kicked 10 goals as the Dragons ran in 44 unanswered second-half points. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Lions trying to deliver the knockout blow; Will Libba face MRO heat?**
The Brisbane Lions have come to play against the Doggies at Marvel Stadium. They’ve had most of the running but haven’t quite put the match to bed by 3QT. ⌘ Read more
NRL round 14 LIVE: St George Illawarra Dragons v Wests Tigers at WIN Stadium
The Dragons are heavy favourites to move into the top eight - at least temporarily - when they host Benji Marshall’s side in Wollongong. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Lions trying to deliver the knockout blow; Will Libba face MRO heat?**
The Brisbane Lions have come to play against the Doggies at Marvel Stadium. They’ve had most of the running but haven’t quite put the match to bed by 3QT. ⌘ Read more