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The NSW ghost hospitals set to get more doctors and nurses
The state’s health system is under increasing pressure but the NSW government will pump millions into understaffed hospitals. ⌘ Read more
This Sydney council has to hand back ‘pork-barrelling millions’ for park that was never built
The grants program run by the former Coalition government went predominantly to Liberal and National electorates. Now one council’s been ordered to return the money. ⌘ Read more
I’ve changed my mind on Latrell – now the Blues must do the same
The only winner out of the supposed animosity between NSW and Latrell Mitchell is Queensland. He could be dynamite in Melbourne … if he gets picked. ⌘ Read more
Why friends and family are asking me if it’s too late to buy Nvidia stock
The chipmaker is the world’s third-largest company, larger than Tesla and Amazon combined. Should you buy into the hype? ⌘ Read more
Qantas’ interior plans for epic long-haul flights take out top award
A giant wraparound entertainment screen in business class and a win for Qantas’ epic long-haul flight plans featured at this year’s aircraft interiors expo. ⌘ Read more
Yikes! Our tiny manufacturing sector makes us rich but ugly
Did you realise that our manufacturing sector is the smallest among all the rich countries? ⌘ Read more
This is, arguably, the most popular dish in the world
When you’re talking about the favourite food of 1.4 billion people, you have a case for global dominance. ⌘ Read more
‘A menswear icon’: How King Charles became the best dressed royal
A sustainable approach to investment dressing makes the King a fashion inspiration. ⌘ Read more
The Olympic swimming trials are brutal – and will make Australia bulletproof
Many swimmers will not survive this week with their dreams intact. Those who do, however, will be able to navigate a nine-day meet in Paris and maybe even knock the United States off their perch. ⌘ Read more
A play called Julia made me furious – about the national debates we keep stifling
We need to talk about misogyny, racism and much more. It doesn’t help when even the ABC is intimidated. ⌘ Read more
What’s Opal Next Gen? Operator tapped to stay on longer as $568m upgrade hits hurdles
About 22,000 electronic Opal readers on buses and at train stations, light rail stops and ferry wharves will have to be replaced. ⌘ Read more
Too anti-China? Hawkish think tank fears budget cuts
Prominent American politicians and military leaders have rallied behind an influential Australian think tank known for its hawkish views on China. ⌘ Read more
Next stop Marvel Station. Plans for new underground rail route
The state government has revived hopes for mass-transit links to Fishermans Bend by confirming a preferred route for a proposed new cross-city rail line. ⌘ Read more
Carlos Alcaraz outlasts Alexander Zverev to claim maiden French Open final
The 21-year-old also became the seventh man and the youngest to capture Grand Slam titles on all three surfaces. ⌘ Read more
Body of British TV doctor Michael Mosley found on Greek island, wife confirms
The body of the popular TV presenter was found on Sunday, near the sea and close to a beach bar, police said. ⌘ Read more
How Carlton curbed Essendon’s star captain
The obvious choice for Blues coach Michael Voss was to give Alex Cincotta another tagging job, and that is what he did – but there was a twist. ⌘ Read more
Costello exit not the silver bullet for Nine’s board
Those who believe taking the chairman’s scalp will allow a sigh of relief that the crisis has been averted should watch this space. ⌘ Read more
Why more young people are being diagnosed with bowel cancer – and how to reduce your risk
One in nine bowel cancer cases in Australia are now in people under the age of 50, with early research suggesting this may be linked to our modern diets and lifestyle. ⌘ Read more
‘We won’t see another quite like him’: Former premier Mark McGowan gets top honour
Love him or hate him, WA’s newest Companion of the Order of Australia Mark McGowan left behind an unforgettable legacy. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Monday, June 10
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
‘Where we deserve to be’: Blues coach adamant his side are a contender after downing Bombers
Carlton have climbed into the top two with a 26-point win over old rivals Essendon, while Sydney overcame an early scare from Geelong to keep their winning streak going. ⌘ Read more
‘Where we deserve to be’: Blues coach adamant his side are a contender after downing Bombers
Carlton have climbed into the top two with a 26-point win over old rivals Essendon, while Sydney overcame an early scare from Geelong to keep their winning streak going. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues heaven: Carlton defeat old enemy by 26 points before bumper MCG crowd
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues heaven: Carlton defeat old enemy by 26 points before bumper MCG crowd
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues heaven: Carlton defeat old enemy by 26 points before bumper MCG crowd
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues heaven: Carlton defeat old enemy by 26 points before bumper MCG crowd
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues heaven: Carlton defeat old enemy by 26 points before bumper MCG crowd
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, June 10, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
Labor leaders top a shaved-down King’s Birthday Honours list
Contentious premiers Daniel Andrews and Mark McGowan along with former Labor leader Simon Crean head a slimmed-down honours list. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues get some breathing space, stretch lead on Bombers in final term
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
‘My heart burns, my blood boils’: Houli’s vow to speak up on Gaza suffering after King’s Birthday award
The three-time Richmond premiership player says he feels conflicted about receiving the award while the Israel-Hamas war rages. ⌘ Read more
Daniel Andrews tops King’s Birthday Honours
The former premier’s public health role and Big Build legacy have helped put him in the company of next governor-general Sam Mostyn on this year’s honours list. ⌘ Read more
My family nominated Dad for the Order of Australia before he died. Today he becomes a member
Dad worked in hospitals for over 40 years and led a cardiothoracic unit for seven years, but he was humble about his achievements to the point of obfuscation. ⌘ Read more
Allison’s baby died after swallowing a battery. Now she’s been credited with saving other children’s lives
Allison Burns receives the OAM for her work helping to prevent children dying from ingesting button batteries, as happened to her daughter, Bella. ⌘ Read more
McGrath promoted up the order to lead King’s Birthday Honours
The legendary fast bowler is among more than 700 Australians to be recognised with King’s Birthday Honours. ⌘ Read more
Keating is still going postal
Your brickbat’s in the mail. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, June 10, 2024
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Matt Davidson
A selection of his best work. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues get some breathing space, stretch lead on Bombers in final term
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues get some breathing space, stretch lead on Bombers in final term
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues holding Dons at bay, forward efficiency defining contest
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues holding Dons at bay, forward efficiency defining contest
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues holding Dons at bay, forward efficiency defining contest
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues holding Dons at bay, forward efficiency defining contest
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues holding Dons at bay, forward efficiency defining contest
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Hollands loves his own work with goal
Carlton's Elijah Hollands gave it to the Essendon fans after a brilliant set shot goal. ⌘ Read more
Portnoy slams Clark Olympic snub
Dave Portnoy slams USA Basketball after learning Caitlin Clark will not feature in the women’s national team in Paris. ⌘ Read more
Swans dominate after slow start
Sydney conceded the first six goals of the game but fought back to secure a 30-point win over Geelong. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues start hot against Bombers in blockbuster MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues start hot against Bombers in blockbuster MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
We finally find out who makes the top 10, one of MasterChef’s most meaningless achievements
The contestants take on a confusing plant-based challenge in an effort to avoid elimination. And everyone says umami a lot. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues start hot against Bombers in blockbuster MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues start hot against Bombers in blockbuster MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Body found in search for missing British TV doctor Michael Mosley
Police say a body believed to be that of the popular television doctor has been found on the Greek island of Symi. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues start hot against Bombers in blockbuster MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Fears for Eagles without Reid
Is West Coast plastering over cracks, now that Harley Reid is suspended? Matthew Lloyd thinks so. ⌘ Read more
Convicted rapist Wayne Wilmot released after almost three decades in jail
Convicted rapist Wayne Wilmot has been released from prison after almost three decades behind bars. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues start hot against Bombers in blockbuster MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Perth brothers laid to rest weeks after their deaths in Mexico
Perth brothers Jake and Callum Robinson have been laid to rest, six weeks after their lives were cut short while on a surfing trip in Mexico. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues start hot against Bombers in blockbuster MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues start hot against Bombers in blockbuster MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
The bold and the not-so-beautiful: Hawks shine, Saints win without dare
The Hawks and the Saints both got wins against more-fancied opponents, but even the most dedicated Saints fans would’ve found their match against the Sun difficult to watch. ⌘ Read more
Dutton’s emissions plan is unconscionable and reckless
The Coalition proposal to withdraw from the Paris Agreement and lower Australia’s emissions targets leaves readers aghast. ⌘ Read more
A people smuggler’s journey to Australia
Ali Sarwano tells the story of his terrifying journey from Indonesia to the WA coast. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues start hot against Bombers in blockbuster MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Fire danger and bits from Bunnings: $50m border boats beset with problems
Insiders claim Australian Border Force’s Cape-class boats are plagued with dangerous issues. An investigation has revealed one was out of action when a people-smuggling vessel landed in Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
Crowd chaos as thousands pack Sydney Harbour foreshore for Vivid drone show
Chaos unfolded at Vivid Sydney overnight as thousands of people crammed onto the harbour foreshore to catch a glimpse of the drone show. ⌘ Read more
Conflict around climate targets returns
The Albanese government claims Peter Dutton is threatening national security by walking away from climate targets. ⌘ Read more
Woman rushed to hospital after bus crashes into shelter in Melbourne
A woman has been rushed to hospital after a bus crashed into a shelter at Altona Meadows in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Adam Bandt blasts government at Palestine rally as police pepper-spray protesters
Greens leader Adam Bandt has continued calls for the Albanese government to take action against Israel at a rally that police said turned violent on Sunday. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues start hot against Bombers in blockbuster MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues start hot against Bombers in blockbuster MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Swans in midst of once-in-100-year storm to further flag credentials
Sydney have underlined their premiership favouritism, brushing away the lethargy of the bye to overrun Geelong in front of a packed SCG on Sunday evening. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues start hot against Bombers in blockbuster MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues start hot against Bombers in blockbuster MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Blues start hot against Bombers in blockbuster MCG clash
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
‘Point of difference’: Why Eels are eyeing off Cheika, coaching rookies
Parramatta are aiming to have a new head coach by the end of June, ruling out Michael Maguire as the club weighs up left-field and untried options. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Bombers, Blues face off in old rivals blockbuster clash at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Lock him in, Joe: The rookie who can keep Rebels spirit alive in a gold jersey
As a club, the Rebels came to an end at the weekend in the quarter-finals. But the career of one Melbourne youngster is only just getting started. ⌘ Read more
Galvin finally rested as Tigers offer fresh deal to drop release request
The 18-year-old rookie sensation has needed pain-killing injections to keep playing through a hand injury. But the club will take him out of the line of fire as it prepares a shock response to his release request. ⌘ Read more
Nine board chairman Peter Costello quits
The former treasurer stepped down as chairman of Nine Entertainment Co days after allegations he shoved a reporter at Canberra Airport. ⌘ Read more
AFL teams and tips: Pies boost injury-hit forward line, Dees drop three for King’s Birthday blockbuster
Collingwood have welcomed back two important forwards for their traditional clash with Melbourne, while the Demons have brought back a spearhead of their own. See all the ins and outs. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Bombers, Blues face off in old rivals blockbuster clash at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Queensland budget announcement could help thousands into property market
A major budget announcement from the Queensland state government could help thousands of residents a year enter the property market. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Swans roar back after early challenge from Cats, Bombers and Blues to battle at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Inflation dragon rebounds to scorch those most in need
We are now a country where the wealthy, tax-free oldies are the leaners not the lifters. ⌘ Read more
Queensland budget announcement could help thousands into property market
A major budget announcement from the Queensland state government could help thousands of residents a year enter the property market. ⌘ Read more
Five people seriously injured in horror crash in Brisbane
A horror crash at Forest Lake in Brisbane’s south-west has left five people in hospital with life-threatening injuries. ⌘ Read more
Heavily armed police called in for six-hour rooftop stand-off
Heavily armed police were called in for what ended up being a six-hour rooftop stand-off at Gilberton in Adelaide’s inner-north. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Swans roar back after early challenge from Cats, Bombers and Blues to battle at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Peter Costello resigns as Nine Entertainment chairman
Peter Costello resigns as Nine Entertainment chairman
Peter Costello has resigned, effective immediately, as chairman of Nine Entertainment. ⌘ Read more
Coles imposes nationwide purchase limit on eggs
Coles supermarkets have imposed a nationwide purchase limit on eggs. ⌘ Read more
Woman rushed to hospital after bus crashes into shelter in Melbourne
A woman has been rushed to hospital after a bus crashed into a shelter at Altona Meadows in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Body found in search for missing British TV doctor
Police say a body believed to be that of missing TV presenter Michael Mosley has been found on a Greek island. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Swans roar back after early challenge from Cats, Bombers and Blues to battle at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2024 round 13 LIVE updates: Swans roar back after early challenge from Cats, Bombers and Blues to battle at MCG
Follow along for all the major moments and post game reactions as round 13 plays out its Sunday games. ⌘ Read more
Israel rescues four hostages, 210 Palestinians reported killed
The Israeli military has rescued four hostages from Hamas in Gaza. More than 200 Palestinians were reported killed in the military operation. ⌘ Read more
Crowd chaos as thousands pack Sydney Harbour foreshore for Vivid drone show
Chaos unfolded at Vivid Sydney overnight as thousands of people crammed onto the harbour foreshore to catch a glimpse of the drone show. ⌘ Read more
Conflict around climate targets returns
The Albanese government claims Peter Dutton is threatening national security by walking away from climate targets. ⌘ Read more
Peter Costello resigns as Nine Entertainment chairman
Peter Costello resigns as Nine Entertainment chairman
Peter Costello has resigned, effective immediately, as chairman of Nine Entertainment. ⌘ Read more