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‘We wanted it so badly’: Just like mum Hayley Lewis, Kai Taylor is now an Olympian
A fourth-place finish at Australia’s swimming trials secured a place at Paris 2024, and a piece of history, for Kai Taylor. ⌘ Read more
Petracca waiting to leave ICU as opponent’s concern for injured Demon is revealed
Demons midfielder “in high spirits” as he recovers from surgery, after being diagnosed with four fractured ribs, a punctured lung and a lacerated spleen. ⌘ Read more
The shirtfront Brayden Maynard didn’t see coming
As a kid, Magpie Brayden Maynard was so excited by footy that he sometimes peed his pants. At 200 games, he’s still excited. But it shows in a different way. ⌘ Read more
‘In our interest to get England out’: Hazlewood raises prospect of tactic switch for Scotland clash
Australia have already qualified for the next stage of the T20 World Cup after thrashing Namibia, but their final group game could still decide the fate of one of their main rivals. ⌘ Read more
WA’s new generation of drug dealers
Educated, organised women aged in their 30s and 40s make up the new generation of WA drug dealers. ⌘ Read more
Twiggy Forrest pushes building new aid system for Gaza
Australian billionaire Andrew "Twiggy" Forrest is offering to build a secure gate system on the Israel-Gaza border. ⌘ Read more
Police Air Wing films man on the run in Perth
A man went on the run in Cockburn Central accused of attacking a rideshare driver and stealing his keys. ⌘ Read more
Australian swimming trials LIVE: Ariarne Titmus breaks 200m freestyle world record, Hodge breaks IM record
More Aussies are trying to book their ticket to Paris on night three of the Australian swimming trials in Brisbane. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
McEvoy blasts through 50m dash
Cameron McEvoy scorched through the men's 50m freestyle at Australia's Paris 2024 swimming trials. ⌘ Read more
Viking labourers a right carry on, says Barber of Windsor
First pillage, then picket. ⌘ Read more
Twinning is winning in this sweet and shouty immunity challenge
Zumbo returns and chaos ensues as paired-up contestants get loud and sugar-loaded in the quest for immunity. ⌘ Read more
Australian swimming trials LIVE: Ariarne Titmus breaks 200m freestyle world record, Hodge breaks IM record
More Aussies are trying to book their ticket to Paris on night three of the Australian swimming trials in Brisbane. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
Australian swimming trials LIVE: Ariarne Titmus breaks 200m freestyle world record, Hodge breaks IM record
More Aussies are trying to book their ticket to Paris on night three of the Australian swimming trials in Brisbane. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
‘In our interest to get England out’: Hazlewood raises prospect of tactic switch for Scotland clash
Australia have already qualified for the next stage of the T20 World Cup after thrashing Namibia, but their final group game could still decide the fate of one of their main rivals. ⌘ Read more
Australians with depression benefiting from targeted treatment
Australians battling depression say they are benefiting from a targeted brain stimulation treatment that is drug-free and non-invasive. ⌘ Read more
Parents’ disgust after AI images of dozens of female students circulate online
Parents from Bacchus Marsh Grammar in Victoria have reacted with shock and disgust after sexually explicit AI-generated images of dozens of female students circulated online. ⌘ Read more
Union boss called ‘bully’ after demanding AFL sacks umpires chief
Union boss John Setka has been called a ‘bully' after demanding the AFL sack its umpires chief, Steve McBurney. ⌘ Read more
Para-swimming star breaks own world record
Tim Hodge broke his own world record in the men's 200m individual medley at Australia's Paris 2024 trials. ⌘ Read more
Turbo nearing return in Manly boost
Tom Trbojevic is nearing a return from injury for the Sea Eagles and could find himself in a new position. ⌘ Read more
Titmus reflects on world record swim
Ariarne Titmus and Mollie O'Callaghan were lost for words after they both broke the 200m freestyle world record in a stunning moment at Australia's Paris 2024 trials. ⌘ Read more
The shirtfront Brayden Maynard didn’t see coming
As a kid, Magpie Brayden Maynard was so excited by footy that he sometimes peed his pants. At 200 games, he’s still excited. But it shows in a different way. ⌘ Read more
Court case involving TV identities accused of rape and torture could be in doubt
There has been a shock development in the case of two Channel Seven television identities charged with serious rape and torture offences. ⌘ Read more
Go-slow tactics have appeal, says Hazlewood, after Australia’s Namibia demolition puts England on edge
Josh Hazlewood has admitted it’s in Australia’s best interests to “get England out” of the Twenty20 World Cup, raising the prospect of controversial go-slow tactics in their final group match against Scotland. ⌘ Read more
Rates for Brisbane residents to increase
Rates for Brisbane residents will be going up but the lord mayor says it could have been a lot worse. ⌘ Read more
Murder charge after man's remains found at abandoned quarry north of Brisbane
Two men have been charged with murder after the body of a 25-year-old man was discovered at an abandoned quarry north of Brisbane yesterday. ⌘ Read more
Police search for group of teens after allegedly stolen car crashed
Police are searching for a group of teenagers who allegedly crashed a stolen car and left residents shaken in Queensland’s south-east. ⌘ Read more
Australian swimming trials LIVE: Ariarne Titmus breaks 200m freestyle world record, Hodge breaks IM record
More Aussies are trying to book their ticket to Paris on night three of the Australian swimming trials in Brisbane. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
Titmus edges O'Callaghan, both shatter world record
Ariarne Titmus and Mollie O'Callaghan both broke the women's 200m freestyle world record at Australia's Paris 2024 swimming trials. ⌘ Read more
Richard is unhappy his rates are rising. How does your suburb fare?**
The 54-year-old will have to find an extra $81.27 a year; for others, it will be closer to $200. Search our full list to see how much you will pay. ⌘ Read more
Titmus reflects on world record swim
Ariarne Titmus and Mollie O'Callaghan were lost for words after they both broke the 200m freestyle world record in a stunning moment. ⌘ Read more
A right earned to a peaceful and painless death
Cherryl Barassi’s story has touched the hearts and minds of many Age readers. ⌘ Read more
Titmus edges O'Callaghan, both shatter world record
Ariarne Titmus and Mollie O'Callaghan both broke the women's 200m freestyle world record at Australia's Paris 2024 swimming trials. ⌘ Read more
Australian swimming trials LIVE: Ariarne Titmus breaks 200m freestyle world record
More Aussies are trying to book their ticket to Paris on night three of the Australian swimming trials in Brisbane. Follow all the action. ⌘ Read more
Beatles fans relive once-in-a-lifetime Adelaide show
Beatles fans who attended a one-in-a-lifetime Adelaide show 60 years ago have relived the iconic event at Town Hall. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane emerges as a ‘bleisure’ hotspot, as visitors mix business with pleasure
The label might make you cringe, but the practice of tacking a bit of downtime onto a business trip is boosting the city’s economy. ⌘ Read more
Adelaide Football Club faces new threat to multimillion-dollar project
The Adelaide Football Club is facing a new threat to its new multimillion-dollar Thebarton plans just hours after a local council vote unlocked the move. ⌘ Read more
Wedding proposal gone wrong leads to weeks in hospital
A man has warned others to take care after a wedding proposal in front of a bonfire led to weeks in hospital and permanent injuries. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane’s building slowdown leaves a billion-dollar hole in budget
The council budget handed down on Wednesday was smaller than usual. The reliance on developer fees and charges was to blame. ⌘ Read more
Pulitzer-winning play breaks down barriers with Australian debut
The 2016 drama Cost of Living – set to run in Brisbane and Sydney – stipulates that disabled actors should play two lead roles, marking a “tipping point” for diversity. ⌘ Read more
Tax Office evidence draws Carlton boss Luke Sayers further into PwC scandal
Fresh evidence from the ATO raises further questions about what the Carlton boss knew about tax confidentiality breaches while he was in charge of PwC. ⌘ Read more
Perth bid hoping Bears talks and Roosters supremo will help gazump PNG push for licence
The NRL’s expansion road map has taken a turn, with a Perth consortium hoping to leapfrog Papua New Guinea’s bid – and it’s got Nick Politis in its corner. ⌘ Read more
Wave of illnesses puts pressure on South Australian health system
A wave of illnesses is hitting South Australia and putting additional pressure on the health system. ⌘ Read more
Dutton’s political football lands wide of the posts
How dare Peter Dutton and others turn climate change into a political football to kick around, trying to score points and sway voters. ⌘ Read more
Police use Taser on man with knife in Adelaide
A man wielding a knife has been Tasered by police at Mawson Lakes in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Jarryd Hayne and Peter Costello brought back my PTSD as a photographer
There is little sympathy for a photojournalist with PTSD. I suppose people think it’s all part of an “interesting” day’s work. ⌘ Read more
Couple injured on Singapore Airlines flight slam compensation offer
An Adelaide couple injured in the Singapore Airlines flight struck by extreme turbulence last month has slammed the compensation offered to them as an insult. ⌘ Read more
Australian judges vow to stay despite mass resignations from Hong Kong’s top court
Former High Court chief justice Robert French has defended the role of Australians serving on Hong Kong’s top court. ⌘ Read more
Australian swimming trials LIVE: Titmus, O’Callaghan showdown headlines night three
One of the most hotly anticipated races of the Olympic trials kicks off the action in Brisbane as Mollie O’Callaghan and Ariarne Titmus go head-to-head in the 200m freestyle. ⌘ Read more
Victims of crime in Melbourne call on government to protect community
Victims of crime have compared Melbourne to El Salvador and slammed the government for not doing enough to protect the community. ⌘ Read more
Police reveal details of major new search for missing mother Samantha Murphy
Police have revealed details of a major new search for missing Victorian mother Samantha Murphy. ⌘ Read more
Tigers hold emergency meeting with Galvin as Sullivan, Naden given permission to leave
Wests Tigers have told one of their halves that he is free to leave, while another has been told there is no chance of him being cut loose. ⌘ Read more
Australia to send $10 million in aid to Gaza
Australia has committed a further $10 million in humanitarian aid for the devastated Gaza region. ⌘ Read more
Man charged after allegedly throwing furniture at cafe staff
A man has been charged after allegedly throwing furniture and abusing staff at a cafe in Granville yesterday. ⌘ Read more
Australian swimming trials LIVE: Titmus, O’Callaghan showdown headlines night three
One of the most hotly anticipated races of the Olympic trials kicks off the action in Brisbane as Mollie O’Callaghan and Ariarne Titmus go head-to-head in the 200m freestyle. ⌘ Read more
China’s final trade block on Australian exports set to be removed
The government hopes the last of China's trade blocks on Australian exports are days away from being removed as the Chinese premier prepares to visit. ⌘ Read more
US President Joe Biden flies to see son Hunter after federal gun conviction
President Joe Biden has flown to be with his son, hours after Hunter Biden was convicted of federal gun charges. ⌘ Read more
Gus believes NSW need leadership and confidence: Six Tackles with Gus - Ep17
Gus explains why he believes Laui and Burton are his pick for the Blues halves for Origin Game 2 and why Latrell will be picked.

Plus, Women’s Origin is headed for a decider, “that’s not a field goal, that’s a miracle!”. ⌘ Read more
Firefighters save man from Sydney house fire
Firefighters have saved a man from a house fire after busting down the front door to get to him. ⌘ Read more
Returned Islamic State bride avoids jail
A returned Islamic State bride who pleaded guilty to willingly remaining in terrorist-controlled Syria has avoided jail. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Report calls on PwC to name tax scandal leakers; Lehrmann caused $13k in property damage, landlord alleges
The Nationals Leader says exact sites of nuclear power will be named soon, plus United Nations Secretary-General Antonio Guterres has named and shamed Israel’s armed and security forces, Palestinian militants Hamas and Islamic Jihad. ⌘ Read more
Petracca waiting to leave ICU as opponent’s concern for injured Demon is revealed
Demons midfielder “in high spirits” as he recovers from surgery, after being diagnosed with four fractured ribs, a punctured lung and a lacerated spleen. ⌘ Read more
One thing everyone is missing about Hunter Biden’s case
As the daughter of first a governor and then a president, I do know what it’s like to live under a glaring, unforgiving spotlight that never dims. ⌘ Read more
‘We wanted it so badly’: Just like mum Hayley Lewis, Taylor is now an Olympian
Hayley Lewis and Kai Taylor are set to become the second mother-son duo to represent Australia in swimming at the Olympics. ⌘ Read more
This tale of grief and sibling love is heartrending
Despite some crowded imagery, Kate Kruimink’s second novel explores a poignant struggle between sibling love and misunderstanding ⌘ Read more
Blood donors can now see supply levels in real time
Blood donors can now see supply levels in real time as 6500 units are needed this week to meet demands nationally. ⌘ Read more
Jarryd Hayne walks from jail after sexual assault conviction quashed
Jarryd Hayne has walked from jail after successfully appealing his sexual assault conviction. ⌘ Read more
PwC facing 10 tax scandal investigations after revelation of global scheme
The committee’s final report, released on Wednesday, found that use of confidential government plans had gone further than initially thought. ⌘ Read more
Flawed case against Gregory Lynn broke court rules: Defence lawyer
The barrister for the man accused of murdering campers Russell Hill and Carol Clay has told a Supreme Court jury the prosecution case had “gone off the rails”. ⌘ Read more
The radical property plan to bring artists back to Sydney
A new government scheme aimed at writers and artists will seek to stem an exodus of creatives from Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Intriguing clash as improvers battle to conquer Wyong
Invade And Conquer profiles well as lightly raced improvers clash in the Midway Maiden Plate over 1100m on Thursday. ⌘ Read more
Shein scrambles to find new venue as Perth shopping centre scraps pop-up
It was announced to much fanfare just last week, but a mall in Perth’s north appears to have dumped plans for the global fast fashion brand’s first WA pop-up. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Wyong on Thursday
All you need to know to pick a winner or two in the eight-race card. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s gone too far:’ Ross Lyon wants to hear less about contentious umpiring calls
Ross Lyon claims the AFL has “gone too far” with public explanations of contentious umpiring decisions after the league admitted Max King should not have been paid a free kick. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Littleproud says nuclear power plants welcome in Nationals’ seats, Israel, Hamas named and shamed by UN
The Nationals Leader says exact sites of nuclear power will be named soon, plus United Nations Secretary-General Antonio Guterres has named and shamed Israel’s armed and security forces, Palestinian militants Hamas and Islamic Jihad. ⌘ Read more
Islamic State widow weeps in court as she escapes jail
Mariam Raad married a terrorist while she was still a Sydney schoolgirl. She has now learned her fate for travelling to a “hostile” part of Syria during the reign of the Islamic Caliphate. ⌘ Read more
ASX weighed down by utilities, miners and tech stocks
The Australian sharemarket declined after a mixed finish on Wall Street ahead of key inflation reports and the Federal Reserve’s interest rate decision. ⌘ Read more
Jarryd Hayne walks out of jail after sexual assault convictions quashed
The state’s top court quashed Hayne’s sexual assault convictions but left the door open to the former footballer standing trial for a fourth time. ⌘ Read more
Jarryd Hayne released from jail after sexual assault convictions quashed
The state’s top court quashed Hayne’s sexual assault convictions but left the door open to the former footballer standing trial for a fourth time. ⌘ Read more
‘I made it all up’: Shocking questions over evidence in case against Channel Seven contestants
Two people involved in the case against two Channel Seven TV contestants who face charges of torture and rape have claimed they made up evidence. ⌘ Read more
2021: Learning to read using phonics
A new government initiative will invest in phonics-based reading programs for disadvantaged schools. Chelsea Primary has already had success with the program. ⌘ Read more
ASX weighed down by utilities, miners and tech stocks
The Australian sharemarket declined after a mixed finish on Wall Street ahead of key inflation reports and the Federal Reserve’s interest rate decision. ⌘ Read more
Get on with orderly energy transition, says Origin boss
The boss of energy giant Origin says Australia needs to get on with an orderly transition from coal power to renewable energy and give investors certainty. ⌘ Read more
‘Done an outstanding job’: AFL hits back as Setka calls for McBurney’s sacking
The AFL has declared umpires boss Steve McBurney will retain his job amid calls from CFMEU Victoria boss John Setka for the former building watchdog to be sacked. ⌘ Read more
Gordon defection a 'blow for the game'
Stan Sport's Nick McArdle and Stephen Hoiles react to the news of Carter Gordon joining the Gold Coast Titans. ⌘ Read more
‘I’m full of praise for this Malaysian canteen in a suburban megachurch’**
There’s something mysteriously good about Terry’s Kitchen’s chilli sambal that will keep me coming back. ⌘ Read more
Airtasker for the underworld: Criminals order murders, drive-bys, firebombings on secret app
Organised criminal gangs are using a new app resembling the system in popular film franchise John Wick, anonymously commissioning and paying for violent crimes on an encrypted platform. ⌘ Read more
Firefighters save man from Sydney house fire
Firefighters have saved a man from a house fire after busting down the front door to get to him. ⌘ Read more
‘He is not incompetent’: Dutton backs Taylor, hopes dumped senator finds new seat
Hollie Hughes unloaded on Angus Taylor, exposing internal divisions in the opposition’s frontbench as an election nears. ⌘ Read more
Tax leak scandal: PwC still facing 10 investigations
The committee’s final report, released on Wednesday, found that use of confidential government plans had gone further than initially thought. ⌘ Read more
An Immortal’s PATIENT PLEA to young Tiger cub: Freddy & the Eighth - Ep15
The Eighth Immortal Andrew Johns issues a HUGE piece of advice for phenom Lachlan Galvin as he reaches a crossroads in his young career. NRL Legend Brad Fittler breaks down NSW Blue's ongoing Fullback battle between Dylan Edwards and James Tedesco. The NRL Greats applaud the Women's State of Origin and the rate at which the ... ⌘ Read more
Commuters warned to expect strike disruption on Sydney's three light rail networks
Strike to close Sydney light rail services, with union warning bus and train networks could be next. ⌘ Read more
Jarryd Hayne wins appeal against rape convictions
Former NRL player Jarryd Hayne has won his appeal against his rape convictions. ⌘ Read more
Qld eyes existing tolls to help fund new Gympie Road bypass tunnel
Treasurer Cameron Dick has fleshed out hints dropped in Tuesday’s budget about potential “new ways of operating toll roads” to better benefit the state. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane rates are set to rise. How does your suburb fare?**
Some Brisbane homeowners will pay almost $200 more a year. Search the full list to see how much more you will pay. ⌘ Read more
‘Callous, brutal, unprovoked’: Pair charged with murder after remains found at quarry
Police say a much-loved 25-year-old man was allegedly lured to his death and his body dumped in an abandoned quarry over a small debt. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Public servants could be moved out of CBD; What Treasurer Dick didn’t tell Queenslanders
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Rishi Sunak blames his late arrival to controversial TV interview on D-Day event that ‘ran over’**
The British Prime Minister apologised after cutting away from last week’s event with world leaders that marked the 80th anniversary of the D-Day landing at Normandy. ⌘ Read more
Unis targeted in bipartisan push to define antisemitism
Jewish MPs want all Australian universities to adopt a politically contested definition of antisemitism. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Littleproud says nuclear power plants welcome in Nationals’ seats, Israel, Hamas named and shamed by UN
The Nationals Leader says exact sites of nuclear power will be named soon, plus United Nations Secretary-General Antonio Guterres has named and shamed Israel’s armed and security forces, Palestinian militants Hamas and Islamic Jihad. ⌘ Read more
Why Hayne’s convictions were quashed - and why he might not face a retrial
A series of messages on social media were at the heart of Jarryd Hayne’s successful appeal against his sexual assault convictions. ⌘ Read more