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New Translink app arrives – and soon you’ll know exactly when your bus or train will
Software changes meant Translink’s old app was “end of life”. The new version rolls out today, with a long-awaited feature. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Chloe Fisher opens up about experiencing 'baby blues' after giving birth
Chloe Fisher opens up about the "baby blues" she experienced after welcoming her daughter Bobbi into the world. ⌘ Read more
Bulldogs seek to switch AFLW game to avoid schedule clash; Seb Ross wants to play on; Owies’ suspension stands
Their Friday-night elimination final at the MCG has caused a scheduling headache for the Western Bulldogs and their AFLW team, while Carlton’s attempt to overturn the ban on goalsneak Matthew Owies playing in week one of the finals has failed and the Saints have delisted Se ... ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
Follow today’s top news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Brat mama: Naomi Osaka’s fashion ace was filled with hidden meanings
After a two-year break, the Japanese tennis champion is back to her playing best, and is serving looks as the reigning queen of on-court style. ⌘ Read more
‘So excited’: Israel rescues a hostage found alone in Gaza tunnel
The 52-year-old Israeli man was taken to a hospital in Israel, where members of his large Bedouin Arab family gathered around his bedside in a joyful reunion. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
‘No bikes, please’: Why Brisbane’s newest city bridge is open to walkers only
Spanning 335 metres, the Neville Bonner Bridge is expected to attract about 9500 walkers a day, while bicycles and scooters are banned. ⌘ Read more
Electricity and petrol prices drive down inflation
Annual inflation has eased to 3.5 per cent in another sign that price pressures are starting to ease across the economy. ⌘ Read more
Footage shows man fleeing park where baby was attacked with hot ‘coffee’**
The nine-month-old baby suffered serious burns as a result of the random, unprovoked attack, police said. ⌘ Read more
Alcaraz showers praise on Tu
Carlos Alcaraz showers praise on Australian qualifier Li Tu after beating him at the US Open. ⌘ Read more
‘Leader of the Pack’: Inmate allegedly led child sex abuse ring from prison
An inmate at a NSW jail allegedly directed a group of prisoners who called themselves “The Pack” to create and share child sexual abuse material. ⌘ Read more
11 old Sydney pubs, all done up and ideal for your dad day celebrations
From casual courtyard dining to more formal fine-dining, these much-loved Sydney pubs have reopened recently and have really upped their food and drink offerings. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Footage shows man fleeing park where baby was attacked with hot coffee
The nine-month-old baby suffered serious burns as a result of the random, unprovoked attack, police said. ⌘ Read more
NSW Police hunt notorious crime figures
Rafat Alameddine, one of Sydney’s most notorious crime figures and his associate John Bayssari are wanted over their alleged involvement in a plot to murder. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Bulldogs seek to switch AFLW game to avoid schedule clash; Owies’ suspension stands
Their Friday-night elimination final at the MCG has caused a scheduling headache for the Western Bulldogs and their AFLW team, while Carlton’s attempt to overturn the ban on goalsneak Matthew Owies playing in week one of the finals has failed. ⌘ Read more
Magpies president Jeff Browne quietly planning to vacate role
Succession planning is underway at Collingwood as Jeff Browne flags his time in the top job is coming towards an end. ⌘ Read more
Why China is scared of a bubble
The collapse of China’s property market nearly four years ago continues to reverberate within the country’s economy, forming a bubble that has led to some panicky and unusual responses from Beijing. ⌘ Read more
Israel rescues hostage found alone in Hamas tunnel
First Israeli hostage to be released from Hamas's underground tunnels has returned home. ⌘ Read more
Teen boy bailed after being caught by AFL coach in Melbourne
A 16-year-old boy has been granted bail after being caught by an AFL coach in Melbourne yesterday while allegedly fleeing the scene of a crash. ⌘ Read more
Lockyer lifts lid on Haas selection
Broncos director Darren Lockyer spilled the beans on Brisbane's selection of Payne Haas on the extended bench. ⌘ Read more
Footage shows man fleeing park where baby was attacked with hot liquid
CCTV footage shows a man police say ‘may be able to assist’ them running from the location in Stones Corner. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Image shows man fleeing scene where baby was attacked with hot liquid
CCTV footage shows a man police say ‘may be able to assist’ them running from the location in Stones Corner. ⌘ Read more
Bulldogs seek to switch AFLW game to avoid schedule clash; Owies’ suspension stands
Their Friday-night elimination final at the MCG has caused a scheduling headache for the Western Bulldogs and their AFLW team, while Carlton’s attempt to overturn the ban on goalsneak Matthew Owies playing in week one of the finals has failed. ⌘ Read more
‘Godsend’: Australia wins support for policing pact to counter China
Anthony Albanese has locked in support for a far-ranging Pacific policing pact designed to counter China’s growing security presence in the region. ⌘ Read more
Police hunt man after baby attacked with coffee in Brisbane park
Police continue to search for man after he allegedly threw hot coffee on baby in Brisbane park. ⌘ Read more
Two airline staff killed during a maintenance check of a Boeing plane in US
Tyre explosion on Delta Boeing plane leaves two people dead, one injured in the US. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
Follow today’s top news headlines. ⌘ Read more
McLachlan scraps Tabcorp’s strategy after $1.4b shock loss
New Tabcorp boss Gillon McLachlan has vowed to overhaul the wagering company’s strategy, and warns it will continue to be hit by softer trading conditions as its share price tanked. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Two killed after jet tyre explodes during Boeing plane maintenance
Delta said it was working with local authorities to investigate what happened at the wheel and brake shop. ⌘ Read more
Little known Aussie stuns Alcaraz
Australia's Li Tu wins the second set against Spanish superstar Carlos Alcaraz at the US Open. ⌘ Read more
‘Boycott’ threat as LGBTQ fury grows over Labor census decision
Teal independent MPs and Victorian Labor have joined a growing chorus of progressive voices demanding Anthony Albanese reverse a call not to count gender and sexual diversity. ⌘ Read more
Captain in superyacht sinking refuses to answer questions by Italian prosecutor
The captain of the superyacht that sank in a storm off Italy has declined to respond to Italian prosecutors' questions. ⌘ Read more
‘We had no choice’: How a rebel blindsided the Melbourne Racing Club
As powerful members of the racing community line up to support John Kanga’s push to spill the Melbourne Racing Club board, we can reveal how he caught the executive committee napping. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Architects ‘treated like plumbers’: Inside the revolt against the NSW building bill
New laws designed to protect homeowners and deal with the state’s housing crisis might have the reverse effect, architects warn. ⌘ Read more
Take a look at the Brisbane metro
An overview of the Brisbane metro exterior, the flash charging infrastructure at the metro depot and metros travelling along the busway. ⌘ Read more
Nine posts 31 per cent dip in profits amid ‘challenging year’**
Chair Catherine West said the media group has continued to perform well in a challenging market, and started this year “on a positive note” with its Olympics coverage. ⌘ Read more
Police hunt man after baby attacked with coffee in Brisbane park
Police continue to search for man after he allegedly threw hot coffee on baby in Brisbane park. ⌘ Read more
Official trailer for Human Error
Watch the full trailer for Nine's new drama series Human Error, premiering September 11. ⌘ Read more
CCTV of man fleeing scene after hot liquid poured on baby
Police have released CCTV of a man running from the scene after hot liquid was poured on a baby boy in a random attack at a Brisbane park. ⌘ Read more
ASX falls at the open; Tabcorp tumbles
The ASX 200 has fallen in early trading, with most sectors in the red amid a flurry of corporate results. ⌘ Read more
Little known Aussie stuns Alcaraz
Australia's Li Tu wins the second set against Spanish superstar Carlos Alcaraz at the US Open ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
Follow today’s top news headlines. ⌘ Read more
The problem with comedy, or is it just (some) men?**
A new documentary on Louis C.K. asks whether or not “you can still love someone who did all these bad things”. ⌘ Read more
Victorian council elections
As Victorians prepare to vote in council elections in October, find out who the candidates are and what they stand for in your local area. ⌘ Read more
Lockyer lifts lid on Haas selection
Broncos director Darren Lockyer spilled the beans on Brisbane's selection of Payne Haas on the extended bench. ⌘ Read more
Police hunt man after baby attacked with coffee in Brisbane park
Police continue to search for man after he allegedly threw hot coffee on baby in Brisbane park. ⌘ Read more
Woolworths profit falls as it grapples with unhappy customers
The grocery giant pivoted to lower prices for value-conscious shoppers amid cost-of-living pressures, while shareholders have been rewarded with a special dividend. ⌘ Read more
Aussie apologises for underarm fail
Australia's Li Tu apologises after his underarm serve goes wrong against Carlos Alcaraz at the US Open. ⌘ Read more
Harris agrees to first prime-time interview amid criticism she’s been ‘hiding’**
While Pulp Fiction director Quentin Tarantino has urged the vice president to keep avoiding the media, Harris will sit down with running mate Tim Walz. ⌘ Read more
Image shows man fleeing scene where baby was attacked with hot liquid
A CCTV photo shows a man police say “may be able to assist” running from the location in Stones Corner. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
Follow today’s top news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Nine posts 31 per cent dip in profits amid ‘challenging year’**
Chair Catherine West said the media group has continued to perform well in a challenging market, and started this year “on a positive note” with its Olympics coverage. ⌘ Read more
Port guide: Saint-Malo, France
This breeze-blown port is flanked by beaches and wave-booming seas; the newer town has agreeable promenades, restaurants and markets. ⌘ Read more
New Ambulance Victoria boss’s seven-week holiday amid industrial dispute
Andrew Crisp is set to head off on a seven-and-a-half week holiday, just days after his appointment as Ambulance Victoria’s new boss. ⌘ Read more
International manhunt over alleged Sydney gangland murder plot
Rafat Alameddine and John Bayssari are wanted for allegedly conspiring to murder their gangland rival, Ibrahem Hamze, pictured centre, in a foiled North Sydney assassination attempt. ⌘ Read more
Port guide: Wellington, New Zealand
Although small, Wellington is cultured, occasionally avant-garde and buzzing with youthful energy. Here’s what to do in a day. ⌘ Read more
Port guide: Kangaroo Island, South Australia
Kangaroo Island has bounced back from its 2019-20 summer bushfires and is as beautiful as ever. Here’s what you should take in. ⌘ Read more
Port guide: Los Angeles, USA
Welcome to LA: capital of consumerism, city of freeways and fashionistas, home to movie wannabes and Hollywood stars. ⌘ Read more
Suspension stands: Blues fail to overturn Owies’ tackle ban on marathon night at tribunal
Carlton will be without their livewire goalsneak for the elimination final against the Brisbane Lions after the AFL tribunal upheld his one-match ban for a tackle on St Kilda’s Jack Higgins. ⌘ Read more
Port guide: Vancouver, Canada
One of the world’s most organised cruise terminals makes for an easy arrival in a city happily married to the sea. ⌘ Read more
Port guide: Kaohsiung, Taiwan
This city on Taiwan’s southern tip has lately undergone a wonderful overhaul to become one of Asia’s most relaxed and easy-to-visit destinations. ⌘ Read more
Port guide: Buenos Aires, Argentina
You don’t have to look hard for a good time in Buenos Aires, a city passionate about tango, football, political demonstrations and juicy steaks. ⌘ Read more
Port guide: Valletta, Malta
One of cruising’s most majestic sail-ins takes you into a city with oodles of history and charm, and an island with plenty to explore. ⌘ Read more
‘Leader of the Pack’: Woman allegedly led child sex abuse ring from prison
A female inmate at a NSW prison allegedly directed a group of inmates who called themselves “The Pack”. ⌘ Read more
Port guide: Auckland, New Zealand
The cruise terminal could hardly be better located to explore New Zealand’s breezy, sea-gazing capital, so get walking. ⌘ Read more
Port guide: Budapest, Hungary
Grand architecture, a rich history, and a stylish and confident present make Budapest one of Europe’s most beautiful, fascinating and lively capitals. ⌘ Read more
Port guide: Barcelona, Spain
One of the world’s biggest cruise ports is merely functional but, once off the ship, this city is a marvel. ⌘ Read more
Port guide: Singapore
This small island nation packs in more easy-to-visit, family-friendly attractions and multi-ethnic influences than many cities twice its size. ⌘ Read more
Port guide: Quebec City, Canada
Ships dock either at Vieux-Port or adjacent Basse-Ville and you’re a hop from cafes, a farmers’ market, and plenty of shopping. ⌘ Read more
Port guide: Yokohama, Japan
Yokohama is right beside Tokyo, yet overlooked. Here’s why you should visit this port city with lively international connections. ⌘ Read more
Traveller’s ultimate guide to cruise ports
Planning a cruise, but not sure what itinerary is right for you? Here’s our expert guide to some of the major port stops around the world. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
Follow today’s top news headlines. ⌘ Read more
De Minaur roars into second round
Aussie star Alex de Minaur beat Marcos Giron in four sets to progress to the second round of the US Open. ⌘ Read more
Nine posts 31 per cent dip in profits amid ‘challenging year’**
Chair Catherine West said the media group has continued to perform well in a challenging market, and started this year “on a positive note” with its Olympics coverage. ⌘ Read more
De Minaur roars into second round
Aussie star Alex de Minaur beat Marcos Giron in four sets to progress to the second round of the US Open. ⌘ Read more
De Minaur roars into second round
Aussie star Alex de Minaur beat Marcos Giron in four sets to progress to the second round of the US Open. ⌘ Read more
1000-Lb Sisters star Tammy Slaton reflects on her incredible 500 pound weight loss
In a video message to fans, Tammy Slaton opened up about the challenges she overcame on her inspiring weight loss journey. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Man dead after alleged stabbing attack in Perth’s southeast; WA tradie taken off life support, donates organs to give others ‘gift of life’**
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Longest US Open match record broken
Dan Evans won the longest match at the US Open since tiebreakers were introduced in 1970, beating Karen Khachanov in 5 hours, 35 minutes. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
De Minaur takes long break after losing third set
Aussie player Alex de Minaur took a lengthy break after losing the third set of his US Open match to Marcos Giron. ⌘ Read more
De Minaur roars into second round
Aussie star Alex de Minaur beat Marcos Giron in four sets to progress to the second round of the US Open. ⌘ Read more
De Minaur takes long break after losing third set
Aussie player Alex de Minaur took a lengthy break after losing the third set of his US Open match to Marcos Giron. ⌘ Read more
Giant-killer Kokkinakis making up for lost time at US Open, de Minaur prevails
Three more Australians have progressed to the second round at the US Open, including Thanasi Kokkinakis who stunned the 11th seed in New York. ⌘ Read more
De Minaur roars into second round
Aussie star Alex de Minaur beat Marcos Giron in four sets to progress to the second round of the US Open. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
Follow today’s top news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Kokkinakis stuns Tsitsipas at US Open
Australian Thanasi Kokkinakis scored a big upset win over Greek star Stefanos Tsitsipas in a marathon four-hour clash in the first round at the US Open. ⌘ Read more
De Minaur roars into second round
Aussie star Alex de Minaur beat Marcos Giron in four sets to progress to the second round of the US Open. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Cheryl Hines and RFK Jr: Beloved TV star now liberal Hollywood’s enemy
He had described the former president as “a terrible human being”, but now Robert F Kennedy has jumped onto Trump’s ship. His wife is less than pleased. ⌘ Read more