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New South Bank bridge to open in Brisbane
After seven years of construction, Brisbane is ready for the grand opening of the Queen's Wharf precinct. ⌘ Read more
Teen boy bailed after being caught by AFL coach in Melbourne
A 16-year-old boy has been granted bail after being caught by an AFL coach in Melbourne yesterday while allegedly fleeing the scene of a crash. ⌘ Read more
Australia signs major policing pact with Pacific leaders
Australia has signed a major policing pact with Pacific leaders to help fight crime and challenge China's contest for power in the region. ⌘ Read more
Inflation slows to 3.5 per cent in year to July 2024
The monthly consumer price index (CPI) has risen 3.5 per cent in the 12 months to July 2024, down from 3.8 per cent the month prior. ⌘ Read more
Two airline staff killed during a maintenance check of a Boeing plane in US
Tyre explosion on Delta Boeing plane leaves two people dead, one injured in the US. ⌘ Read more
New South Bank bridge to open in Brisbane
After seven years of construction, Brisbane is ready for the grand opening of the Queen's Wharf precinct. ⌘ Read more
Crunch time: 20+ ways with crispy chilli oil (plus how to make your own at home)
Chilli oil belongs over fried eggs; it wants to accompany your avocado and it’s never met a bowl of noodles it didn’t like. ⌘ Read more
Man dies after tree falls onto car in Victoria
A man has died after a tree fell onto a car in Victoria's south-west as wild weather batters the state. ⌘ Read more
Petracca airs grievances in private meeting of Dees leaders
The three-hour meeting at a wine bar owned by Melbourne captain Max Gawn ended with hugs and high-fives, but no confidence in Petracca’s future at the club. ⌘ Read more
Parents speak after baby attacked with coffee
The parents of a baby who was attacked with a hot drink, believed to be a coffee, in a Brisbane park have spoken out. ⌘ Read more
Swimming coach found guilty of sexual assault
A former elite swimming coach has been found to have perpetrated dozens of horrific sexual assaults on six young athletes who trained under him in the 1970s and 1980s. ⌘ Read more
Warnings as several bushfires burning in Sydney’s south
Residents have been told to evacuate and seek shelter as several bushfires burn in Sydney's south. ⌘ Read more
Great acting. Shame about the play ...
Our reviewers cast a critical eye over the latest shows around town. ⌘ Read more
Warnings as several bushfires burning in Sydney’s south
Residents have been told to evacuate and seek shelter s several bushfires burn in Sydney's south. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: ‘Great concern’ for Rockingham’s little penguins; Romance scams surge
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Race-by-race preview and tips for Newcastle on Thursday
Everything you need to know to find a winner. ⌘ Read more
ASX finishes flat after results flurry; Tabcorp tumbles, Woolies gains
The Australian sharemarket recovered in afternoon trade as gains by supermarket giant Woolworths and the big four banks offset losses by the mining heavyweights. ⌘ Read more
Former NSW premier caught in crossfires of political turmoil at Wests Tigers
Barry O’Farrell is considering departing the club after he was told that he would have to reapply for his job as Tigers chairman. ⌘ Read more
Greens leader defends MP who attended CFMEU rally
Greens leader Adam Bandt is defending one of his MPs who attended a CFMEU rally in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Man dies after trees falls on vehicle as wild winds batter state
A man has died and a woman has been airlifted to hospital after a tree fell on their vehicle at Gellibrand. ⌘ Read more
Blue Mountains dam shut after discovery of cancer-linked forever chemicals
Forever chemicals had been found at high levels in the dam which feeds into the drinking water supply to around 41,000 residents. Now authorities have stepped in. ⌘ Read more
Bulldogs seek AFLW switch to avoid finals clash; Ross not given Saints contract; Owies’ ban stands
Their Friday night elimination final at the MCG has caused a scheduling headache for the Western Bulldogs and their AFLW team, while Carlton’s attempt to overturn the ban on goalsneak Matthew Owies playing in week one of the finals has failed, and the Saints have delisted Seb Ross. ⌘ Read more
News rivals prove collaboration is key on recycling and environment
While competing hard for readers, Australia’s major print news outlets, including Nine and News Corp, have collaborated for years to ensure their product is clean and green. ⌘ Read more
ASX finishes flat after results flurry; Tabcorp tumbles, Woolies gains
The Australian sharemarket recovered in afternoon trade as gains by supermarket giant Woolworths and the big four banks offset losses by the mining heavyweights. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
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Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Iva Jovic on how she started playing tennis
Rising tennis star Iva Jovic shares how her family influenced her beginnings in the sport. ⌘ Read more
Fire in Sydney’s south-west downgraded, train services delayed
Residents had been told to seek shelter as firefighters water bombed the out-of-control blaze near Liverpool. ⌘ Read more
Lawyers pore over diary entries and texts in Reynolds, Higgins row
From diary entries to text messages with senior political figures and journalists, lawyers for Liberal Senator Linda Reynolds and Brittany Higgins have pored over the final documents to become evidence in their defamation row. ⌘ Read more
Iva Jovic on how she started playing tennis
Rising tennis star Iva Jovic shares how her family influenced her beginnings in the sport. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
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Boys' PRICELESS reaction to Freddy’s VICIOUS high shot: Freddy & the Eighth - Ep20
Join Brad Fittler, Andrew Johns and Mat Thompson for another hilarious edition of Freddy & the Eighth. The NRL legends take a look back at one of the worst high shot’s you’ll ever see!! And it only resulted in a penalty! The Eighth Immortal introduces his brand new segment ‘My Heroes’. Plus the boys give the ... ⌘ Read more
Freddy and The Eighth's Tips - Round 26
Brad Fittler and Andrew Johns reveal their tips and predictions for Round 26 of the 2024 NRL Premiership season. ⌘ Read more
Australia signs major policing pact with Pacific leaders
Australia has signed a major policing pact with Pacific leaders to help fight crime and challenge China's contest for power in the region. ⌘ Read more
Man dies after trees falls on vehicle as wild winds batter state
A man has died and a woman has been airlifted to hospital after a tree fell on their vehicle at Gellibrand as Victoria braces for more wild weather. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
‘The last thing we want’: Deputy PM says LGBT census questions ditched to avoid division
Marles says the government decided not to count LGBTQ Australians in the census because “we don’t want to open up a divisive debate in relation to this issue”. ⌘ Read more
‘I want this man caught’: Mother speaks out after baby burnt in random Brisbane park attack
The mother of a baby boy seriously burnt in a Brisbane park says she had only been there 10 minutes when a man came up behind her and poured hot coffee from a Thermos on her son. ⌘ Read more
Fire threatens homes in Sydney’s south-west, residents told to seek shelter
An out-of-control grass fire is burning near Liverpool, with firefighting crews and water bombing aircraft working to contain the blaze. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Major roads closed as grass fire threatens homes in Sydney's southwest
A large grass fire is threatening homes at Horningsea Park in Sydney's south-west. ⌘ Read more
Greens leader defends MP who attended CFMEU rally
Greens Leader Adam Bandt is defending one of his MPs who attended a CFMEU rally in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Major roads closed as grass fire threatens homes in Sydney's southwest
A large grass fire is threatening homes at Horningsea Park in Sydney's south-west. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
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Tilly Kearns describes the moment she was surprised by her boyfriend
Aussie Olympian, Tilly Kearns, details the moment she was surprised by her long-distance boyfriend at her gold medal match. © International Olympic Committee ⌘ Read more
Warnings as several bushfires burning in Sydney’s south
Residents have been told to evacuate and seek shelter s several bushfires burn in Sydney's south ⌘ Read more
Inflation slows to 3.5 per cent in year to July 2024
The monthly consumer price index (CPI) has risen 3.5 per cent in the 12 months to July 2024, down from 3.8 per cent the month prior. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
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Eels make decision on Gutherson’s future, Matterson to stay
Speculation had been rife that the Eels captain could be on the move at the end of the season. Jason Ryles has put that to bed. ⌘ Read more
Eels make decision on Gutherson’s future, Matterson to stay
Speculation had been rife that the Eels captain could be on the move at the end of the season. Jason Ryles has put that to bed. ⌘ Read more
Mosman house price record smashed by Sydney Swans chairman’s $40m sale
Sydney Swans chairman Andrew Pridham has set a Mosman record before, but this time it’s his long-held historic mansion that has claimed the crown. ⌘ Read more
Hoiles' NRL idea for rugby
Ex-Wallabies loose forward Stephen Hoiles says rugby should borrow from the NRL and allow a 'trainer' on the field during play. ⌘ Read more
Gill’s knockdown rebuild in the house of Tabcorp
Three weeks into the top job, former AFL boss Gill McLachlan has decided not to renovate the betting company. Instead, he is reaching for the sledgehammer. ⌘ Read more
Labor loves photo ops with people like me, but the camera’s off on census night
Labor talks a big game on diversity and inclusion. But as a gay man, I’ve lost patience with the glacial pace of the party’s reform agenda. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
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Everything you need to know about the 2024 Paralympics
The Paralympics will formally begin tomorrow morning, with 161 Australians taking part. Meet the ones you need to know about. ⌘ Read more
When it came to footy tipping, my focus was beating Kane Cornes
I don’t know if I started the season tipping to win, but I definitely ended it desperately wanting to be in front. Here’s how I did it, and who I’m picking in the finals. ⌘ Read more
‘Poor culture and toxic’: Female board members accuse Melbourne Racing Club of bullying
The board battle at Melbourne Racing Club is becoming increasingly bitter, as two members join John Kanga’s bid for change. ⌘ Read more
Fire threatens homes in Sydney’s south-west, residents told to seek shelter
An out-of-control grass fire is burning near Liverpool in Sydney’s south-west, with homes under threat and residents nearby urged to seek shelter. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
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Sweet corn soup with chicken and sesame toast
Two popular Australian-Chinese entrees combine for this fun soup and sandwich combo. ⌘ Read more
Kelce pumped at Kentucky Derby
NFL superstar Travis Kelce was pumped up as he watched the 2024 Kentucky Derby. ⌘ Read more
Two grassfires are burning in south west Sydney
Firefighters have been called to two grass fires in Sydney's south west. ⌘ Read more
‘Godsend’: Australia wins support for policing pact to counter China
Anthony Albanese has locked in support for a far-ranging Pacific policing pact designed to counter China’s growing security presence in the region. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
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‘Nonsense’ or ‘rigorous’: Premier and Plibersek in blow-up over $1 billion gold mine
Minns has doubled down on his criticism of federal Labor Environment Minister Tanya Plibersek, saying he believed the decision to knock back the proposal had been made in error. ⌘ Read more
Red wine for Melburnians, sav blanc for Sydneysiders – and lattes for all
Food delivery app data shows NSW residents want sauvignon blanc, lemonade and cola delivered to their door, while Victorians want red wine and VB. ⌘ Read more
Raiz deepens pocket with another $1m investment
After a strong turnaround in full-year results and $4 million in new capital, Raiz Invest has received an extra $1 million from the Thorney Investment Group. ⌘ Read more
‘It’ll be painful’: In major speech, UK PM paints gloomy picture
n his first major speech since becoming prime minister, Keir Starmer has told the British people their country was in a societal and economic “black hole”. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
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‘Godsend’: Australia wins support for policing pact to counter China
Anthony Albanese has locked in support for a far-ranging Pacific policing pact designed to counter China’s growing security presence in the region. ⌘ Read more
‘Insidious pollutant’: The microplastic hotspots in Sydney Harbour revealed
Manly Cove is one of the worst hotspots in Australia, with every square metre of sand containing more than a thousand tiny particles of plastic. ⌘ Read more
Garside reveals Paris regret
Harry Garside said he finds it difficult to watch the interview after being knocked out of the Paris Olympics. © International Olympic Committee ⌘ Read more
‘The worst in the country’: Business and the wealthy favoured in race for Town Hall
A voting system riddled with anomalies and rule quirks could see former Carlton star Anthony Koutoufides lose out as Lord Mayor, but his team still dominate council chambers. ⌘ Read more
Eve Jobs celebrates with her boyfriend Harry Charles after Olympic win
Olympic show jumper Harry Charles runs over to his girlfriend Eve Jobs after winning Gold in the Paris Olympics. © International Olympic Committee ⌘ Read more
Former Sydney swimming coach Dick Caine revealed as serial paedophile
Caine’s lawyers fought to keep his identity a secret after a judge found him guilty of 39 offences against girls as young as 10. ⌘ Read more
Garside reveals Paris regret
Harry Garside said he finds it difficult to watch the interview after being knocked out of the Paris Olympics. © International Olympic Committee ⌘ Read more
Eve Jobs celebrates with her boyfriend Harry Charles after Olympic win
Olympic show jumper Harry Charles runs over to his girlfriend Eve Jobs after winning Gold in the Paris Olympics. © International Olympic Committee ⌘ Read more
Everyone holds a picture: veteran suicide families’ hopes for the Royal Commission - vision
Julie-Ann Finney speaks about her son, Dave, his passing, his experience with The Australian Defence Force and her hopes for Royal commission outcomes. ⌘ Read more
Vest ‘unlikely’ to have saved police shot at Wieambilla
The gunned-down officers were not wearing bullet-resistant vests at the time, and had yet to be issued with new vests that can be fitted with panels of armour. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
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‘No pressure’: Shock early return beckons for Haas
After a strong training session, Payne Haas could be in line for an early comeback. In his absence, another Bronco has attained career-best form. ⌘ Read more
Andy Lee’s books have sold 3.5 million copies. Now comes the TV series
The popular podcaster and TV host is turning his bestselling children’s books into an animated series. ⌘ Read more
‘Terrifying’: Footage shows man fleeing park where baby was attacked with hot ‘coffee’**
The nine-month-old baby suffered serious burns as a result of the random, unprovoked attack, police said. ⌘ Read more
Fortescue dividend delivers for Forrest despite modest profit jump
A month after shedding 700 workers, Fortescue has posted an annual profit of $8.4 billion supporting a $2.2 billion payout to the miner’s biggest shareholders Andrew and Nicola Forrest. ⌘ Read more
Harris agrees to first prime-time interview amid criticism she’s been ‘hiding’**
While Pulp Fiction director Quentin Tarantino has urged the vice president to keep avoiding the media, Harris and running mate Tim Walz will sit down with CNN. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: ‘Great concern’ for Rockingham’s little penguins; Romance scams surge
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Simone Young has big plans for 2025
The Sydney Symphony Orchestra chief conductor has taken the wraps off next’s years program. ⌘ Read more
Summer slog: Top to-dos for Eagles and Dockers this off-season
The Dockers must discover a way to start delivering in big moments. And while the Eagles must first find a coach, there are other factors they can’t ignore. ⌘ Read more
10+ classic old pubs, all done up and ideal for your Father’s Day celebrations
Take dad back to one of his favourite pubs – only with much better food, drink and carpet – thanks to these rebooted classic Vic pub beauts. ⌘ Read more
‘Callous, cowardly’: Footage shows man fleeing park where baby was attacked with hot ‘coffee’**
The nine-month-old baby suffered serious burns as a result of the random, unprovoked attack, police said. ⌘ Read more
Two Sea World ride stoppages in a week ‘standard’, says theme park
People were stuck midair on the Vortex attraction, a 15-metre-high spinning ride, at Sea World on the Gold Coast for more than 90 minutes on Tuesday. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
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From Springwood to Carseldine: 22 new stations pitched for Brisbane Metro
The Brisbane Metro rapid bus service would be expanded further into the suburbs and out to the airport in time for the 2032 Games under a new joint pitch. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
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ASX falls at the open; Tabcorp tumbles
The ASX 200 is lower in early afternoon trade, with most sectors in the red amid a flurry of corporate results. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
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Chloe Fisher opens up about experiencing 'baby blues' after giving birth
Chloe Fisher opens up about the "baby blues" she experienced after welcoming her daughter Bobbi into the world. ⌘ Read more
Bikies to lose access to government work sites under new laws
Victoria Police will be able to charge bikies and organised crime members who enter government work sites under new laws that will also strengthen anti-association powers. ⌘ Read more