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‘Not a time frame on it:’ What Blues spearhead’s absence means for Silvagni
Veteran Carlton forward Harry McKay will sit out due to personal reasons, and is no guarantee of returning for the Collingwood blockbuster next week. ⌘ Read more
Adam Liaw’s salmon and lettuce miang
This platter of flavourful ingredients in lettuce is a great way to graze. Thai miang is usually wrapped in betel leaves but these can be hard to find, so I’ve used cos. ⌘ Read more
Taser cop to learn whether he will be jailed for killing 95-year-old Clare Nowland
A judge will sentence Kristian James Samuel White on Friday after prosecutors pushed for him to serve time behind bars for the great-grandmother’s manslaughter. ⌘ Read more
$2m funding will keep Chariot US domestic lithium strategy humming
Chariot Corporation secured a slick convertible note deal, roping in up to $2 million to fuel its lithium hunt across the United States and Australia. ⌘ Read more
Peter Hartcher on how Trump is remaking America in China’s image
A secret directive issued by Xi Jinping in 2013 holds the key to the most successful one-party dictatorship in the world. Peter Hartcher in The Morning Edition says it appears the new US president has been reading it. ⌘ Read more
12kg change helping Dogs star
Josh Curran reveals the conversation he had with Bulldogs coach Cameron Ciraldo that helped him improve his game. ⌘ Read more
‘We’d love a conversation’: Dolphins reveal position in Cherry-Evans pursuit
On the day he unveiled the recruitment of a former Origin enforcer, Kristian Woolf declared the club had the funds to make a play for Daly Cherry-Evans. ⌘ Read more
Accor Stadium's incredible transformation
Timelapse footage shows Accor Stadium converted from concert venue to motor racing track to NRL field. ⌘ Read more
‘You’ve got to look at it’: Roosters admit interest in Cherry-Evans
Trent Robinson has confirmed the club will consider a bid for the Manly skipper, acknowledging the parallels with the Tricolours’ 2018 signing of Cooper Cronk. ⌘ Read more
Why there’s nothing wrong with having a ‘boring’ job
Rather than view it as a negative, it’s time to admit that there are lots of underrated positives to having a typically ‘boring’ job. ⌘ Read more
Tradie avoids jail after friend dies during play fight
Quinn McPherson put Alex Robinson in a chokehold after hours of drinking and using cocaine. He only let go after realising his friend’s lips had turned blue. ⌘ Read more
National Aquatics Centre slated for heritage site, despite review concerns
Premier David Crisafulli went against expert advice to promise the world’s best swimming centre, but is vague about the impact on heritage-listed Centenary Pool. ⌘ Read more
Men on The White Lotus went to Duke. The US university is not happy
The hit show’s fictional Ratliff family boasts two Duke alumni, one of whom proudly wears a college T-shirt. Duke finds the use of its brand “troubling”. ⌘ Read more
ASX falls as banks, tech stocks decline; Reject Shop soars on takeover bid
The relief party on the sharemarket seems to be over as Trump tariffs are back in focus, with local shares trading lower after tech giants dragged down Wall Street. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Police release image of car in murder case | Sandbag depots reopen as bureau warns of flooding risk | Salad mixes recalled
For today’s news updates in Brisbane and beyond, follow us here. ⌘ Read more
‘Blood’-stained man arrested at scene of major incident at Werribee home, neighbour says
“It was just awful,” said a neighbour who saw the man covered in blood outside the house. ⌘ Read more
'Distracted' Reid hit with $1000 fine
Matthew Lloyd says he thinks West Coast young gun Harley Reid is playing "distracted". ⌘ Read more
AFL great in car accident on live radio
David Schwarz is involved in a minor car accident while on live radio in Perth. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Police release image of car in murder case | Sandbag depots reopen as bureau warns of flooding risk | Salad mixes recalled
For today’s news updates in Brisbane and beyond, follow us here. ⌘ Read more
A Hector’s Deli founder is behind one of Brisbane’s tastiest sandwiches
Stuffed full of LP’s Quality Meats coldcuts and built on Agnes Bakery bread, this exactingly constructed creation keeps getting better and better. ⌘ Read more
Albanese planning to call the election on Friday
Calling the election on Friday morning would steal attention from news coverage of Dutton’s Thursday night budget reply speech. ⌘ Read more
Blakeaway
Offering Brighton locals ready-made meals and other daily essentials. ⌘ Read more
‘Looked like a kidnapping’: Uni student taken by masked agents in Trump crackdown
The Turkish Fulbright scholar in Boston appeared to be targeted because of an article she co-authored supporting Palestinians. ⌘ Read more
Bruce and Chyka Keebaugh told their guests to arrive by 6pm. Then a spot fire broke out
Melebrities last night celebrated the 35th anniversary of Bruce and Chyka Keebaugh’s The Big Group, but the night was not without some drama. ⌘ Read more
Is the Wayne Bennett curse real?**
The Dolphins poor start this year has again given rise to the controversial theory that clubs nose-dive after the master coach leaves. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Police release image of car in Inala murder case | Sandbag depots reopen as bureau warns of flash flooding risk | Salad mixes recalled
For today’s news updates in Brisbane and beyond, follow us here. ⌘ Read more
CBA to speed up AI rollout as it fights bank tech war
The banking giant is seeking to widen its lead on its adoption of AI, which can be used for purposes such as fighting scams and approve loans more quickly. ⌘ Read more
Couple accused of killing baby face court ahead of trial
The seven-month-old boy was found unresponsive by emergency services at the couple’s home north of Brisbane in November 2022. ⌘ Read more
‘Joe’s law’: Hospital partnerships banned after child’s death at Northern Beaches Hospital
NSW Premier Chris Minns would not rule out buying back Northern Beaches Hospital from its troubled private owners while announcing the legislation on Thursday. ⌘ Read more
CCTV shows federal agents handcuffing Turkish student at Tufts University
Rumeysa Ozturk, 30, had just left her home to meet with friends when she was detained by US Department of Homeland Security agents, lawyer Mahsa Khanbabai said. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Police release image of car in Inala murder case | Sandbags available as city braces for more rain
For today’s news updates in Brisbane and beyond, follow us here. ⌘ Read more
Star Wars meets Grand Theft Auto in stunning but patchy new heist
The Star Wars underworld is a great fit for Ubisoft’s open-world checklist formula, but this criminal syndicate caper has a few major flaws. ⌘ Read more
The $48 billion ‘disappointment’ that sent a shiver through Wall Street
Nvidia had a meteoric rise to become one of the world’s most valuable companies, but we just got a snapshot of the AI powerhouse’s vulnerability. ⌘ Read more
Anti-doping ban forced Matildas star out of Olympics: report
Aivi Luik withdrew from selection for Paris 2024 because of a three-month suspension relating to a pain-killing injection she was given two years ago by her former club in Italy. ⌘ Read more
Labor’s LGBTQ census ban will ‘strengthen division’: Sex Discrimination Commissioner
Acting prime minister Richard Marles said the government wanted to avoid a “divisive debate”. The sex discrimination commissioner rejects that. ⌘ Read more
Kmart’s Anko brand drives profits higher for retail giant Wesfarmers
The cost-of-living crisis and “dupe” culture are leading to surging sales for Kmart’s in-house brand Anko – and profits for its $85.4 billion ASX-listed parent company. ⌘ Read more
Why are our leaders so loose in the Pacific?**
Albanese’s hot mic moment wasn’t like Peter Dutton’s joke about Pacific nations going underwater, but US official Kurt Campbell’s remarks were tantalising. ⌘ Read more
Police launch investigation into alleged assault on wild Tszyu fight night
On a wild boxing night, the punch everyone is talking about - and police are now investigating - involved someone not on the official fight card. ⌘ Read more
South Sydney fine Latrell Mitchell $100,000 for white powder photo
The star fullback may have to pay a total of $120,000 after being issued breach notices from South Sydney and the NRL. ⌘ Read more
Liane Moriarty confirms Big Little Lies sequel, as she launches new book
The author has teased details about the follow-up to her most popular work. ⌘ Read more
‘A hot dog bun with flesh hanging out’: Knights star’s emergency surgery on gruesome injury
Kai Pearce-Paul initially thought it was just like any other graze. But after taking a second look, he realised he had a serious problem. ⌘ Read more
‘I want this man caught’: Mother speaks out after baby scalded in random Brisbane park attack
As police released new photos of the man they are searching for, a mother spoke from her son’s hospital bed about the traumatic attack. ⌘ Read more
Joey's plea to Knights coach
Newcastle legend Andrew Johns has a passionate plea for Knights coach Adam O'Brien as the club looks like missing finals. ⌘ Read more
Thirteen women come forward with claims about Robert Ovadia, court told
The veteran crime reporter has taken his former employer, Network Seven, to the Federal Court, alleging he was unlawfully dismissed. ⌘ Read more
Mother’s disgust after WorkSafe refuses to lay charges over Veronica Nelson’s death
A coroner found that Nelson, 37, would still be alive if prison staff had responded to her cries for help. But WorkSafe closed the case without any charges. ⌘ Read more
ASX falls after losses on Wall Street; Qantas, Wesfarmers decline
The Australian sharemarket declined on Thursday morning, led lower by mining and consumer discretionary stocks, after Wall Street slid amid a pullback in big technology companies. ⌘ Read more
Four in five women take this health risk, optometrist explains
Four in five women take this health risk, an expert reveals why prevention is key. ⌘ Read more
Top Sydney unis are the biggest targets of the student cap. It will cost the state billions
UNSW and Sydney University will be forced to slash their international enrolments by more than 40 per cent. This is how we got here and what it means. ⌘ Read more
September heat: This is who is under the most pressure in the finals
These six men face the toughest task of all – staying composed when the heat is on in finals and delivering when it matters most in September. ⌘ Read more
You can’t seriously be excited about the Oasis comeback. What’s the story? Boring, surely
Lads, Britpop’s ancient history – and you weren’t that good anyway. ⌘ Read more
South Sydney fine Latrell Mitchell $100,000 for white powder photo
The star fullback may have to pay a total of $120,000 after being issued breach notices from South Sydney and the NRL. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
South Sydney fine Latrell Mitchell $100,000 for white powder photo
The star fullback may have to pay a total of $120,000 after being issued breach notices from South Sydney and the NRL. ⌘ Read more
Azarenka fights through migraine to win
Victoria Azarenka fights through a migraine to win her second round match at the US Open. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane Metro airport link snag; Mum of scalded baby speaks out; Bandt backs Brisbane MP
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Albanese, top US official filmed in private chat
Anthony Albanese has accused a NZ journalist of behaving unethically for recording him having a private conversation with a senior Biden administration official. Vision: Lydia Lewis / RNZ Pacific ⌘ Read more
Where to find Brisbane’s best seafood restaurants
What’s served from the sea in this city has improved out of sight over the past decade. From the fancy to the casual, here’s where to discover it for yourself. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
Teary Azarenka calls for doctor
A teary Victoria Azarenka calls for medical support during her US Open match against Clara Burel. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane Metro airport link snag; Mum of scalded baby speaks out; Bandt backs Brisbane MP
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Euro draw interrupted by moaning
The Euro 2024 draw was interrupted by moaning noises for which a British prankster claimed credit. ⌘ Read more
Paris 2024 Paralympic Games Opening Ceremony
Paris inaugurated the 2024 Paralympics on Wednesday with a close to four-hour-long opening ceremony in the heart of the city. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
Bindi Irwin cautions people not to ask whether she’ll have more kids
Bindi Irwin addresses whether she’ll have more children amid endometriosis diagnosis. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
The spectacular tricks stitching this Frankenstein stage adaptation together
It’s a faithful adaptation of an enduring literary and popular classic – and it all comes to life with a jolt of electricity. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
A grandmother was last seen at an ATM. Her body was found 800km away
Mystery surrounds the death of a grandmother who was found half buried at a popular NSW beach. ⌘ Read more
Burning questions for Schmidt's Wallabies
Stan Sport's Between Two Posts crew answer the burning questions for Joe Schmidt's Wallabies as they tour Argentina. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane Metro airport link snag; Mum of scalded baby speaks out; Bandt backs Brisbane MP
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Qantas posts $1.25 billion profit after year of turbulence
Qantas boss Vanessa Hudson has unveiled her first full-year result since taking over as chief executive last September. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Perth’s industrial properties are selling for a record high. Here’s why; More women getting ADHD diagnoses
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
Qantas posts $1.25 billion profit after year of turbulence
Qantas boss Vanessa Hudson has unveiled her first full-year result since taking over as chief executive last September. ⌘ Read more
Paralympic Games opened
Five legendary French Para-athletes lit the Paralympic cauldron to open Paris 2024. © International Paralympic Committee ⌘ Read more
Leederville Oval to receive $5 million upgrade as part of WA’s AFL Gather Round bid
The state government confirmed it will revamp the grounds, including by replacing the maligned ground, the goal posts, boundary fencing and dug outs and upgrading the lighting for night games to be broadcast. ⌘ Read more
Alexei Popyrin defeats Spain’s Pedro Martinez at US Open
Australia’s Alexei Popyrin defeats Spain’s Pedro Martinez in the second round of the US Open tennis championships ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane Metro airport link snag; Mum of scalded baby speaks out; Bandt backs Brisbane MP
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Thursday August 29
National weather forecast for Thursday August 29. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane Metro airport link snag; Mum of scalded baby speaks out; Bandt backs Brisbane MP
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
In-form Popyrin awaits Djokovic, but three Australians exit US Open
Alexei Popyrin’s straight-sets victory means he is likely to face Novak Djokovic in the US Open’s third round, but fellow Australians Rinky Hijikata, Ajla Tomljanovic and Maya Joint bowed out. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
FBI releases photos of gun used in Trump assassination attempt
New details revealed in Thomas Crooks' plans to kill the former US president. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Big bank heads to face parliamentary inquiry; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Big bank heads to face parliamentary inquiry; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
Albanese, top US official filmed in private chat
Anthony Albanese has accused a NZ journalist of behaving unethically for recording him having a private conversation with a senior Biden administration official. Credit: Lydia Lewis / RNZ Pacific ⌘ Read more
Late night for Aussies as Paralympics blast off with ceremony in heart of Paris
With less than 12 hours before he was due to hit the pool, Brenden Hall valiantly fulfilled his role as an Australian flag-bearer in the parade along the Champs Elysees. ⌘ Read more
Albanese, top US official filmed in private chat
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has accused a New Zealand journalist of behaving unethically for recording him having a private conversation with a senior Biden administration official about a landmark policing pact on the sidelines of a major Pacific forum in Tonga. Credit: Lydia Lewis / RNZ Pacific ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese caught on camera joking about Pacific policing plan; Big bank heads to face parliamentary inquiry
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
Krejcikova knocked out of US Open
Wimbledon champion Barbora Krejcikova was knocked out of the US Open in the second round. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane Metro airport link snag; Mum of scalded baby speaks out; Bandt backs Brisbane MP
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese caught on camera joking about Pacific policing plan; Big bank heads to face parliamentary inquiry
Keep up to date with toady’s news. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to retreat as Wall Street falls; Nvidia revenue soars, Qantas results ahead
Stocks on Wall Street slid lower, as a pullback in big technology companies outweighed gains elsewhere in the market, while AI powerhouse Nvidia posted its results after the closing bell. ⌘ Read more
‘Go you halvsies?’: Albanese, top US official filmed in private chat
The Prime Minister suggested the US could share the cost of Australia’s $400 million police partnership with the Pacific, widely seen as pushing back China. ⌘ Read more