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Ashton Hall has a five-hour morning routine. People are obsessed
CEOs, celebrities and work colleagues swear that the right start to the day increases performance and productivity. But when does it all become too much? ⌘ Read more
Straight talk, indie vibes: The miracle formula boosting Aussie beauty start-ups
Local entrepreneurs are edging into the global beauty market with the help of smart comms, no-BS ingredients – and stunts that get eyeballs on their products. ⌘ Read more
My daughter’s school is a CBD office building. Most kids don’t see daylight all day
This “campus” is actually the 6th and 7th floor of an office building in Lonsdale Street, and has no open-air spaces, no canteen, no windows that open. The nearest safe outdoor space is three blocks away. It’s absurd. ⌘ Read more
Taser cop to learn whether he will be jailed for killing 95-year-old Clare Nowland
A judge will sentence Kristian James Samuel White on Friday after prosecutors pushed for him to serve time behind bars for the great-grandmother’s manslaughter. ⌘ Read more
Indian restaurant Kolkata Cricket Club is capped with a hat
Toddy Shop chef Mischa Tropp’s fire-driven, premium restaurant at Crown feels real, right and resonant. ⌘ Read more
What is Boomahnoomoonah’s claim to fame? Take The Age quiz
How well do you know Melbourne and Victoria? Test your trivia and news knowledge with The Age’s weekly quiz. ⌘ Read more
The 25 bucket-list highlights of Africa
Traditionally unloved, Africa is on the brink of a new age of tourism. ⌘ Read more
Heritage farmhouse meets natural wine at this new bread fanciers’ hang-out
The All Purpose Bakery team brings “posh RSL” vibes and a no-bookings policy to a refurbished sandstone cottage on Oxford Street, serving rissoles, steak, oysters Kilpatrick and all things bread. ⌘ Read more
How to make an epic feast for Eid starring slow-cooked lamb on jewelled rice
Mark the end of Ramadan with this feast featuring mansaf kharouf (lamb on rice), fried cauliflower, deluxe fattoush and a delicious spin on baba ghanouj. ⌘ Read more
New global bucket list, continent by continent
Our continent by continent expert update showcasing what’s hot and what’s not right across the world. ⌘ Read more
Tourist submarine sinks off Egypt’s coast, leaving six dead
Hurghada is a major destination for divers, snorkelers and other tourists drawn by the extensive coral reefs in Red Sea. ⌘ Read more
Has the fizzle and pop gone out of the Western Derby?**
“The hatred between Freo and the Eagles has been unremitting for almost 30 years, but lately, I’ve noticed that the fizz and sparkle have vanished from fans and even players before matches.” ⌘ Read more
‘I didn’t think it was Bronx cheers’: Scott praises under fire McKay after Bombers down Port
Ben McKay was under pressure early in the game against Port Adelaide, but he responded to help Essendon to a much-needed win. ⌘ Read more
Residents opposed this solar farm. Then the government changed the rules
A massive solar farm near Geelong will be fast-tracked after opponents, including Catriona Rowntree, waged a campaign against it ⌘ Read more
Superquiz, Friday, March 28
Trivia buffs, test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz. ⌘ Read more
Bombers down Port after final term burst; Scott comes to McKay’s defence
Under-fire Essendon have delivered a stirring last-quarter comeback, including the final four goals of the game, to beat Port Adelaide by 12 points and claim their first win of the season. ⌘ Read more
Bombers down Port after final term burst; Scott comes to McKay’s defence
Under-fire Essendon have delivered a stirring last-quarter comeback, including the final four goals of the game, to beat Port Adelaide by 12 points and claim their first win of the season. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Essendon down Port after final term burst, Draper shrugs off kick criticism
Under-fire Essendon have delivered a stirring last-quarter comeback, including the final four goals of the game, to beat Port Adelaide by 12 points and claim their first win of the season. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Essendon down Port after final term burst, Draper shrugs off kick criticism
Under-fire Essendon have delivered a stirring last-quarter comeback, including the final four goals of the game, to beat Port Adelaide by 12 points and claim their first win of the season. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Essendon down Port after final term burst, Draper shrugs off kick criticism
Under-fire Essendon have delivered a stirring last-quarter comeback, including the final four goals of the game, to beat Port Adelaide by 12 points and claim their first win of the season. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Essendon outlast Port Adelaide, relief for fans after banking four points
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
After Rabbitohs roll to win, are we seeing the end of the Panthers’ dynasty?**
The four-time premiers have lost two matches in a row and will be without star duo Nathan Cleary and Dylan Edwards when they visit Accor Stadium to take on Wayne Bennett’s Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Essendon outlast Port Adelaide, relief for fans after banking four points
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE: Essendon outlast Port Adelaide, relief for fans after banking four points
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
NRL Highlights: Rabbitohs v Panthers - Round 4
South Sydney Rabbitohs take on the Penrith Panthers in Round 4 of the 2025 NRL Premiership at Accor Stadium, Sydney. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Essendon outlast Port Adelaide, relief for fans after banking four points
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
After Rabbitohs roll to win, are we seeing the end of the Panthers’ dynasty?**
The four-time premiers have lost two matches in a row and will be without star duo Nathan Cleary and Dylan Edwards when they visit Accor Stadium to take on Wayne Bennett’s Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Essendon outlast Port Adelaide, relief for fans after banking four points
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Essendon outlast Port Adelaide, relief for fans after banking four points
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
After Rabbitohs roll to win, are we seeing the end of the Panthers’ dynasty?**
The four-time premiers have lost two matches in a row and will be without star duo Nathan Cleary and Dylan Edwards when they visit Accor Stadium to take on Wayne Bennett’s Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Bombers light up in the last quarter, Port searching for answers
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
Panthers skipper reacts to loss
Isaah Yeo speaks to Nine after a disappointing performance against the Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Debutant’s first touch lights up Essendon, Marvel Stadium comes to life
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Debutant’s first touch lights up Essendon, Marvel Stadium comes to life
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Debutant’s first touch lights up Essendon, Marvel Stadium comes to life
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
Shark caught near where swimmer attacked
A fisherman's brother has shared how a 1.5-metre tiger shark was reeled in nearby where a swimmer was attacked in Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
Man set alight after fight in WA
Police say a man was doused in an accelerant and set alight after a fight in Cloverdale. ⌘ Read more
Notorious paedophile fighting for life
Notorious paedophile Bradley Pen Dragon is in a critical condition in hospital in Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Stage set for big last quarter in low-scoring tussle at Marvel
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Stage is set for big last quarter in low-scoring tussle at Marvel
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
In 126 words, Dutton made it clear only one thing was wrong with Australia
When the opposition leader looked back at three years of Albanese, he saw Australian carnage. ⌘ Read more
Opposition leader Peter Dutton delivers budget reply
Opposition leader Peter Dutton delivers 2025 Federal Budget reply. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2025 LIVE updates: Panthers find life but Rabbitohs still in control
The four-time premiers have lost two matches in a row and will be without star duo Nathan Cleary and Dylan Edwards when they visit Accor Stadium to take on Wayne Bennett’s Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
Martin breaks the duck-egg
Liam Martin crashes over the tryline from close range as the Panthers hit the scoreboard for the first time in their match against the Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Stage is set for big last quarter in low-scoring tussle at Marvel
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Bombers fans fuming after lame first half against Port Adelaide
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
PM to call election tomorrow, 9News understands
Anthony Albanese will visit the governor-general tomorrow morning to request the federal election be held on May 3, 9News understands. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2025 LIVE updates: Panthers find life but Rabbitohs still in control
The four-time premiers have lost two matches in a row and will be without star duo Nathan Cleary and Dylan Edwards when they visit Accor Stadium to take on Wayne Bennett’s Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
Georgiades takes a screamer
Mitch Georgiades takes flight on the wing to pull in a mark of the year contendor. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Bombers fans fuming after lame first half against Port Adelaide
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
Opposition leader Peter Dutton delivers budget reply
Opposition leader Peter Dutton delivers 2025 Fedget Budget reply. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Bombers fans fuming after lame first half against Port Adelaide
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
Australia news as it happened: PM plans to call election for May 3; Dutton calls Labor’s tax cuts ‘insulting’, commits to national gas reservation policy
Read the national news blog for rolling updates on today’s top stories. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2025 LIVE updates: Rabbitohs make great start against reeling Panthers
The four-time premiers have lost two matches in a row and will be without star duo Nathan Cleary and Dylan Edwards when they visit Accor Stadium to take on Wayne Bennett’s Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
Dutton ducks a tax cut to pledge cheaper energy and discount fuel
Opposition Leader Peter Dutton moved on Thursday night to intensify the contest over households’ budgets with a pledge to drive down the cost of energy by ramping up gas supplies. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Bombers fans fuming after lame first half against Port Adelaide
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2025 LIVE updates: Rabbitohs make great start against reeling Panthers
The four-time premiers have lost two matches in a row and will be without star duo Nathan Cleary and Dylan Edwards when they visit Accor Stadium to take on Wayne Bennett’s Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Bombers fans fuming after lame first half against Port Adelaide
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
In 126 words, Peter Dutton made it clear only one thing was wrong with Australia
When the opposition leader looked back at three years of Albanese, he saw Australian carnage. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Bombers fans fuming after lame first half against Port Adelaide
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2025 LIVE updates: Rabbitohs make great start against reeling Panthers
The four-time premiers have lost two matches in a row and will be without star duo Nathan Cleary and Dylan Edwards when they visit Accor Stadium to take on Wayne Bennett’s Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Bombers can’t contain key Port forward, threadbare crowd at Marvel
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Bombers can’t contain key Port forward, threadbare crowd at Marvel
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
Injury blow for Johnson in return
Alex Johnston scores in his return from injury for the Rabbitohs after a slick backline play but appears to hurt his shoulder in the process. ⌘ Read more
Dutton promises you’ll save $14 a week on fuel. The real number is less than half that
The Coalition’s election pitch is aimed squarely at outer suburban voters. But what does it mean for everyone else? ⌘ Read more
Koloamatangi goes over
Keaon Koloamatangi jumps on a grubber from Cody Waler to get the Rabbitohs on the board against the Panthers. ⌘ Read more
More heavy rain to hit parts of Queensland
Drenched parts of western Queensland are bracing for another anxious night with more heavy falls expected. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Bombers can’t contain key Port forward, threadbare crowd at Marvel
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
Panthers star cops nasty blow
Scott Sorensen is forced off for a HIA in the early stages of the game against South Sydney. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2025 LIVE updates: Rabbitohs make great start against reeling Panthers
The four-time premiers have lost two matches in a row and will be without star duo Nathan Cleary and Dylan Edwards when they visit Accor Stadium to take on Wayne Bennett’s Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, March 28, 2025
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM plans to call election for May 3; Dutton calls Labor’s tax cuts ‘insulting’, commits to national gas reservation policy
Read the national news blog for rolling updates on today’s top stories. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Matt Golding
Illustrations by the artist from The Age. ⌘ Read more
The latest illustrations from artist Cathy Wilcox
The latest work by the acclaimed Sydney Morning Herald editorial cartoonist. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Desperate stakes for Dons to avoid 0-3 horror start
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
Cloverdale man faces court charged with setting man alight
Police were called to the suburb in the city’s east just after midnight when the two men – who were known to each other – became embroiled in an altercation. ⌘ Read more
Best of cartoons, March 28, 2025
The news of the day as interpreted by our talented artists, illustrators and cartoonists. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Desperate stakes for Dons to avoid 0-3 horror start
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
What will the new Sunshine Coast transit system be called? Take the Brisbane Times Quiz
Have you been paying attention to the week’s big news? Find out with our multiple-choice challenge. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM plans to call election for May 3; Dutton calls Labor’s tax cuts ‘insulting’, commits to national gas reservation policy
Read the national news blog for rolling updates on today’s top stories. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2025 LIVE updates: South Sydney Rabbitohs v Penrith Panthers
The four-time premiers have lost two matches in a row and will be without star duo Nathan Cleary and Dylan Edwards when they visit Accor Stadium to take on Wayne Bennett’s Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Desperate stakes for Dons to avoid 0-3 horror start
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
Gazan protests offer promise of truth
Readers argue that protests by Gazans against Hamas offer some hope to the dire situation. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM plans to call election for May 3; Dutton calls Labor’s tax cuts ‘insulting’, commits to national gas reservation policy
Read the national news blog for rolling updates on today’s top stories. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Desperate stakes for Dons to avoid 0-3 horror start
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2025 LIVE updates: South Sydney Rabbitohs v Penrith Panthers
The four-time premiers have lost two matches in a row and will be without star duo Nathan Cleary and Dylan Edwards when they visit Accor Stadium to take on Wayne Bennett’s Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Desperate stakes for Dons to avoid 0-3 horror start
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM plans to call election for May 3; Dutton calls Labor’s tax cuts ‘insulting’, commits to national gas reservation policy
Read the national news blog for rolling updates on today’s top stories. ⌘ Read more
Disgraced war criminal Ben Roberts-Smith lodges legal bid over leaked recording
The former Special Air Service corporal wants to reopen the appeal in his failed defamation case, claiming he was not afforded a fair process. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Desperate stakes for Dons to avoid 0-3 horror start
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Their debutant, Saad El-Hawli, has been named as the sub and has been fasting during Ramadan. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM plans to call election for May 3; Dutton calls Labor’s tax cuts ‘insulting’ in budget reply
Read the national news blog for rolling updates on today’s top stories. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Desperate stakes for Dons to avoid 0-3 horror start
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Even in 2016, when the Bombers list was decimated by the drugs saga suspensions, they had a round two win. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM plans to call election for May 3; Dutton to give budget reply
Read the national news blog for rolling updates on today’s top stories. ⌘ Read more
Netball chief backs game’s culture after probe clears Firebirds of ‘toxic’ environment
On the eve of the ninth season of Super Netball, Stacey West defended the game against complaints made by a former Queensland Firebirds player. ⌘ Read more
NRL 2025 LIVE updates: South Sydney Rabbitohs v Penrith Panthers
The four-time premiers have lost two matches in a row and will be without star duo Nathan Cleary and Dylan Edwards when they visit Accor Stadium to take on Wayne Bennett’s Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
AFL LIVE round three: Desperate stakes for Dons to avoid 0-3 horror start
It’s a vital night for Essendon, who are striving to avoid a 0-3 start to a VFL/AFL season for just the second time since 1967. Even in 2016, when the Bombers list was decimated by the drugs saga suspensions, they had a round two win. ⌘ Read more
Dutton ducks a tax cut to pledge cheaper energy and discount fuel
Dutton moved on Thursday night to intensify the contest over households budgets with a pledge to drive down the cost of energy by ramping up gas supplies. ⌘ Read more
Why Jake Trbojevic would rather quit the NRL than play against Manly
Daly Cherry-Evans has thought about what it would be like to play against Manly. One of his teammates will never do it. ⌘ Read more
The man next to me didn’t even applaud. I couldn’t recommend this show more highly
It wouldn’t be a good festival if every show were easy to like or a sure thing – a program packed with tepid crowd pleasers serves no-one. ⌘ Read more
Crazy injury hack that explains why Joey Walton is a popular new Waratahs captain
With Jake Gordon injured and Hugh Sinclair rested, coach Dan McKellar has turned to a “tough bugger” from a Central Coast high school to be NSW’s 179th skipper. ⌘ Read more