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Brisbane news live: Inner-city projects given ‘clarity’ from Games review | More rain threatens damp state | Man stabbed in CBD
For today’s news updates in Brisbane and beyond as they happen, follow us here. ⌘ Read more
Labor's campaign advertisement as election kicks off
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has kicked off the federal election campaign with a social media advertisement. ⌘ Read more
We know we should eat better to live longer. Why are so few of us doing it?**
Two large new studies suggest that despite growing awareness about health and wellness, we’re getting no better at maintaining a healthy diet. ⌘ Read more
How Skibidi Toilet made it into this prestigious Brisbane gallery
Australia’s oldest contemporary art space is hosting a world-first exhibit of the viral video series that’s amassed more than 80 million views. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Inner-city projects given ‘clarity’ from Games review | More rain threatens damp state | Man stabbed in CBD
For today’s news updates in Brisbane and beyond as they happen, follow us here. ⌘ Read more
Tourist submarine sinks off Egypt’s coast, killing six
Dozens of foreign tourists were also rescued when the vessel sank off the Red Sea resort of Hurghada. ⌘ Read more
Albanese vows to govern ‘the Australian way’, Dutton says ‘the sledge-a-thon is on’**
Standing in the prime minister’s courtyard at 8am, Anthony Albanese implied Peter Dutton was taking a Trump-lite strategy on public service cuts. ⌘ Read more
‘Slap on the wrist’: Clare Nowland’s family outraged Taser cop avoided jail
Former NSW Police officer Kristian White’s killing of the great-grandmother fell at the lower end of seriousness for manslaughter, the judge said ⌘ Read more
Man who killed stranger celebrating wife’s birthday could be released next year
A killer who stabbed a man to death as the victim was leaving his wife’s birthday party could be released from jail next year. ⌘ Read more
Halfway through his election speech, Albanese shifted gears. Here are 13 key takeaways
Our experts break down Anthony Albanese’s opening remarks after calling the election – highlighting the strategy behind his message. ⌘ Read more
He’s got moves like Mitchell: Why Hawks fans toast ‘Frenchie’ Mackenzie
Cam Mackenzie’s path to the AFL was unlikely. But he’s quickly found a home at Hawthorn. ⌘ Read more
Halfway through his election speech, Albanese shifted gears. Here are 13 key takeaways
Our experts break down Anthony Albanese’s opening remarks after calling the election – highlighting the strategy behind his message. ⌘ Read more
‘They screwed up’: Intel community aghast at Trump team’s security breach
For US allies, including Australia, the Signal chat scandal is another reminder that this administration cares little for established norms and protocols. ⌘ Read more
Guiding your child’s mental health with confidence
Most parents and carers at one point or another have struggled with their toddler’s tantrums and emotional outbursts — and then questioned their handling of the situation. ⌘ Read more
Give Michelle Williams all the awards for this comedy about a terminally ill woman looking for sex
Adapted from a podcast series, Dying for Sex deals with living your life in the face of death and the strength of soul mates. ⌘ Read more
Made in China burger and fries has a side of nationalism
I went to a Tastien fast food outlet to try the burger that’s designed to knock McDonald’s and KFC off their Beijing perch. Some come here just for the buns. ⌘ Read more
Taser cop avoids jail for killing 95-year-old Clare Nowland
Former NSW Police officer Kristian White’s killing of the great-grandmother fell at the lower end of seriousness for manslaughter, the judge said ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Dutton comes out swinging, says Australians ‘worse off’ under Labor as PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has called the 2025 federal election for May 3. Follow all the action with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Taser cop avoids jail for killing 95-year-old Clare Nowland
Former NSW Police officer Kristian White’s killing of the great-grandmother fell at the lower end of seriousness for manslaughter, the judge said ⌘ Read more
Ex-cop avoids jail time for deadly tasering of 95-year-old
Former NSW police officer Kristian White has avoided jail time for the deadly Tasering of 95-year-old great-grandmother Clare Nowland. ⌘ Read more
Estranged partner accused of murdering mother of four near Melbourne primary school
Jessie James Tumaliuan faced Melbourne Magistrates’ Court charged with murder after allegedly stabbing his estranged partner to death metres from a primary school. ⌘ Read more
$10,000, drugs found on e-bike rider killed in collision with police car
A police officer alone in a patrol car tried to pull the man over on an inner Sydney street on Friday morning. ⌘ Read more
Search continues for missing Queensland police officer
The search is underway for a missing Queensland police officer who disappeared from Broken Head Beach in northern New South Wales. ⌘ Read more
Chicken thighs to perfect pies: The 20 most popular recipes of March 2025
The first month of autumn had us cooking lots of air fryer recipes, pancakes, fruit-filled bakes and chicken thigh dinner winners you’ll return to again and again. ⌘ Read more
Taser cop avoids jail for killing 95-year-old Clare Nowland
Former NSW Police officer Kristian White has been sentenced to 425 hours of community service for the great-grandmother’s manslaughter in May 2023. ⌘ Read more
After 10 years, a marriage deserves an honest and unflinching appraisal
He was a first-time groom whose dying dad had looked at my stats sheet and warned him: “Be careful, son.” ⌘ Read more
The 12 seats to watch most closely – they could determine the election
There are 150 seats in the House of Representatives, but these are a dozen electoral races you cannot take your eye off. ⌘ Read more
‘The worst thing that’s ever happened to me’: Inside Taskmaster’s best moments
The game show’s whistle-wielding referee Tom Cashman ranks his favourite tasks and reveals the comedian who cracked it. ⌘ Read more
We’ll never have enough tunnels or roads. It’s time to pivot.
Building new freeways is not the solution to traffic congestion. We need to change. ⌘ Read more
Tasering of 95-year-old Clare Nowland at ‘lower end of seriousness’ for manslaughter: judge
Kristian White is being sentenced for the great-grandmother’s manslaughter in Cooma in May 2023. ⌘ Read more
Investigation finds Kyle and Jackie O breached radio decency rules
The media watchdog found that Australia’s highest-paid media stars breached standards in two segments that aired last year. ⌘ Read more
How a teenage drop-out went on to dress the world’s most famous women
With his “amazing maths brain”, Melbourne-born designer Martin Grant became a star of global fashion. ⌘ Read more
Commuter chaos coming to Perth as Keep the Sheep trucks clog roads
Commuters be warned: the roads may be as packed as a livestock saleyard pen on Friday morning when truckers, farmers and their supporters drive through Perth as part of the Keep the Sheep protest movement. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Inner-city projects given ‘clarity’ from Games review | More rain threatens damp state | Man stabbed in CBD
For today’s news updates in Brisbane and beyond as they happen, follow us here. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Albanese announces May 3 election, says Dutton’s budget reply ‘all about fear’**
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has called the 2025 federal election for May 3. Follow all the action with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Albanese announces May 3 election, says Dutton’s budget reply ‘all about fear’**
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has called the 2025 federal election for May 3. Follow all the action with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Cummins blasts consecutive sixes
Pat Cummins goes berserk with three sixes in a row for Sunrisers Hyderabad. ⌘ Read more
PM recalls his mother's illness
Anthony Albanese recalls his mother's illness during his election launch press conference. ⌘ Read more
Coalition releases first campaign ad
Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has released the Coalition’s first ad for voters, rubbishing Labor’s record since the 2022 election. ⌘ Read more
France cult hero belts out classic
France cult hero Sebastien Chabal belts out a classic while dressed as a caveman at the Hong Kong Sevens. ⌘ Read more
King Charles hospitalised after side effects from cancer treatment
The 76-year-old monarch cancelled his appearances at public events on Friday because of his short period of observation in hospital. ⌘ Read more
Queen Camilla gets behind the camera on set of ITV police drama Trigger Point
Queen Camilla helped ITV celebrate 70 years by visiting the set of police drama Trigger Point. ⌘ Read more
14 high-protein, low-carb meals to cook next week
Overdo it over the weekend? Get back on track with these easy midweek dinners the whole gang will love. ⌘ Read more
King Charles temporarily hospitalised
King Charles was admitted to hospital briefly after suffering side effects from his cancer treatment, Buckingham Palace says ⌘ Read more
Body found on road in Sydney's inner west
Police launch investigation over body found on road in Sydney's inner west. ⌘ Read more
Court releases CCTV of moments before Clare Nowland was Tasered
A court has released never-before-seen CCTV from the moments before great-grandmother Clare Nowland was Tasered by a police officer. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Albanese announces election for May 3 just hours after Dutton’s budget reply
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is expected to call the 2025 federal election this morning. Follow all the action with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Anthony Albanese calls election for May 3
Prime Minister announces election for May 3 just hours after Dutton’s budget reply. ⌘ Read more
Albanese visits governor-general at dawn to set May 3 election
Standing in the prime minister’s courtyard at 8am, Albanese acknowledged that Australians were enduring uncertain times, but insisted he offered certainty and hope. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Albanese announces election for May 3 just hours after Dutton’s budget reply
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is expected to call the 2025 federal election this morning. Follow all the action with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
King Charles hospitalised after side effects from cancer treatment
The 76-year-old monarch cancelled his appearances at public events on Friday because of his brief period of observation in hospital. ⌘ Read more
E-bike rider killed in collision with police car
The rider’s death came hours after another man was killed and a one-year-old child was critically injured when they were allegedly struck by a car. ⌘ Read more
Albanese visits governor-general at dawn to set May 3 election
The campaign begins with Labor fighting to retain power, as a series of polls showed voters had turned against the government, giving the Coalition a lead in two-party terms. ⌘ Read more
Prime Minister calls federal election for May 3
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese calls federal election for May 3. ⌘ Read more
Albanese visits governor-general at dawn to set May 3 election
The campaign begins with Labor fighting to retain power, as a series of polls showed voters had turned against the government, giving the Coalition a lead in two-party terms. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Albanese announces election for May 3 just hours after Dutton’s budget reply
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is expected to call the 2025 federal election this morning. Follow all the action with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
‘I put the jets on’: The debutant who ignited the Bombers with his first touch
Ben McKay was under pressure early in the game against Port Adelaide, but he responded to help Essendon to a much-needed win. ⌘ Read more
What are the key election dates? How does the caretaker period work?**
Anthony Albanese has called the election for May 3 and his party and its rivals will campaign for your vote. Here’s what happens next. ⌘ Read more
PM wastes no time after Dutton’s speech – now it’s a choice between a tax cut and cheaper fuel
The campaign begins with Labor fighting to retain power as a series of polls showed voters had turned against the government, giving the Coalition a lead in two-party terms. ⌘ Read more
E-bike rider killed in collision with police car
The rider’s death came hours after another man was killed and a one-year-old child was critically injured when they were allegedly struck by a car. ⌘ Read more
The 12 seats to watch most closely – and they could determine the election
There are 151 seats in the House of Representatives, but these are a dozen electoral races you cannot take your eye off. ⌘ Read more
This election is too important to play it safe
Which side has the answer? So far, neither. Labor offers platitudes, the Liberals offer complaints. ⌘ Read more
E-bike rider killed in collision with police car
The rider’s death came hours after another man was killed and a one-year-old child was critically injured when they were allegedly struck by a car. ⌘ Read more
The 12 seats to watch most closely – and they could determine the election
There are 151 seats in the House of Representatives, but these are a dozen electoral races you cannot take your eye off. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to slide as Wall Street falls; Tariffs rattle car industry
Wall Street is slipping as President Donald Trump’s latest tariff escalation creates winners and losers among auto stocks. ⌘ Read more
The 12 seats to watch most closely – and they could determine the election
There are 151 seats in the House of Representatives, but these are a dozen electoral races you cannot take your eye off. ⌘ Read more
PM wastes no time after Dutton’s speech — now it’s a choice between a tax cut and cheaper fuel
The campaign begins with Labor fighting to retain power as a series of polls showed voters had turned against the government, giving the Coalition a lead in two-party terms. ⌘ Read more
E-bike rider killed in collision with police car
The rider’s death came hours after another man was killed and a one-year-old child was critically injured when they were allegedly struck by a car. ⌘ Read more
Albanese visits governor-general at dawn to call the election for May 3
The campaign begins with Labor fighting to retain power as a series of polls showed voters had turned against the government, giving the Coalition a lead in two-party terms. ⌘ Read more
Albanese visits Governor General at dawn to call the election for May 3
The campaign begins with Labor fighting to retain power as a series of polls showed voters had turned against the government, giving the Coalition a lead in two-party terms. ⌘ Read more
E-bike rider killed in collision with police car
The rider’s death came hours after another man was killed and the one-year-old child he was carrying was left in a critical condition after they were allegedly struck by a car. ⌘ Read more
Interactive: How close is the race in your electorate? Everything you need to know
Search for your electorate, or simply put in your address to see the race in your seat, a demographic profile, voting history and the full results from 2022. ⌘ Read more
Albanese to call election date of May 3 first thing this morning
Opposition Leader Peter Dutton moved on Thursday night to intensify the contest over households’ budgets with a pledge to drive down the cost of energy by ramping up gas supplies. ⌘ Read more
The 12 seats to watch most closely – and they could determine the election
There are 151 seats in the House of Representatives, but these are a dozen electoral races you cannot take your eye off. ⌘ Read more
E-bike rider killed in collision with police car
Officers had allegedly tried to stop the rider before colliding with him on an inner Sydney street. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: PM set to announce election date; Dutton issues budget reply speech
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is expected to call the 2025 federal election this morning. Follow all the action with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Friday March 28
National weather forecast for Friday March 28. ⌘ Read more
Why Trump’s car attack is good news for Elon Musk
The latest escalation in Trump’s trade war has hurt car companies around the world. But among the many losers, Elon Musk’s Tesla stands out as a clear winner. ⌘ Read more
Queen Camilla gets behind the camera on set of ITV police drama Trigger Point
Queen Camilla helped ITV celebrate 70 years by visiting the set of police drama Trigger Point. ⌘ Read more
Russia wants crippling sanctions ditched for Ukraine ceasefire. Europe has other ideas
Speaking in Paris at the so-called Coalition of the Willing summit, British Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer accused Russian President Vladimir Putin of “playing games and playing for time”. ⌘ Read more
Made in China burger and fries has a side of nationalism
I went to a Tastien fast food outlet to try the burger that’s designed to knock McDonald’s and KFC off their Beijing perch. Some come here just for the buns. ⌘ Read more
It’s one of the world’s most famous pieces of music – but like you’ve never heard before
A choral version of Vivaldi’s The Four Seasons is about to receive its Australian premiere. ⌘ Read more
Six people killed from sinking of tourist submarine in Red Sea
Six people are dead and dozens of others have been rescued after a tourist submarine sank in the Egyptian Red Sea. ⌘ Read more
Queensland's north-west remains under flood warnings
Residents have been evacuated from flooding in outback Queensland and forced to abandon their belongings and animals. ⌘ Read more
Prime Minister to call election today
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese will today ask the governor-general to dissolve Parliament and request an election for May 3. ⌘ Read more
ASX set to slide as Wall Street falls; Tariffs rattle car industry
Wall Street is slipping as President Donald Trump’s latest tariff escalation creates winners and losers among auto stocks. ⌘ Read more
Body found on road in Sydney's inner west
Police launch investigation over body found on road in Sydney's inner west. ⌘ Read more
Panthers prop denied by Bunker
Moses Leota is denied a crucial second-half try against the Rabbitohs. ⌘ Read more
'Crazy': Ninja Warrior jet successfully defends title
Zak Stolz wins Australian Ninja Warrior for the second year in a row in an incredible moment in 2022. ⌘ Read more
Why doesn’t my boss agree that commuting is a waste of time?**
For too long, the time and cost associated with lengthy commutes was waved away as a necessary evil. That era is over. ⌘ Read more
The reclusive Melbourne billionaire spotted out twice in two days
A party at his favourite caterers and an expansion of his cherished retail project was enough to tempt one of Melbourne’s most respected figures into going public. ⌘ Read more
Travel quiz: The Grand Clifftop Walk is in which NSW region?**
Are you an expert traveller? Test your knowledge with this week’s quiz. ⌘ Read more
Twenty highlights of Antarctica, the ultimate bucket-list destination
In this icy continent at the bottom of the globe life-defining experiences occur several times each day. ⌘ Read more
The 1982 ‘horror story’ that became one of rugby league’s greatest days
The Newtown Jets and the Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs made history 43 years ago today, when the teams played out the only scoreless match in professional rugby league. ⌘ Read more
The new bucket list for Asia: 25 must-do places and experiences
Whether it’s traversing mountain and jungle terrain, exploring the world’s largest cave or riding a luxury train, Asia and the Middle East has it all. ⌘ Read more
The new highlights of North and Central America
From the bright lights of Broadway to the northern lights, the Americas add up to epic destinations. ⌘ Read more
Europe’s 25 new must-do highlights
The second-smallest continent is not just about castles, cathedrals and baroque palaces. It’s time to discover the other hidden Europe. ⌘ Read more
The new bucket list for the Pacific and Australasia
The nations of Oceania are a captivating blend of pristine nature, cultural heritage and vibrant cities that even the most hardworking traveller will never exhaust. ⌘ Read more
One of London’s most unusual stays is in a rejuvenated part of the city
Paddington Basin has had a remarkable 20-year rejuvenation, so it’s apt that one of the area’s accommodations is a barge – and a very swish one at that. ⌘ Read more
I’ve jumped on this bandwagon, and I have no regrets
There is a rather silly human tendency to sneer at things once they become popular. ⌘ Read more