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Powerful earthquake hits Thailand, Myanmar and kills more than 150 people
At least 144 people were killed in Myanmar alone. At least eight died in Bangkok, where a high-rise under construction collapsed. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2025 LIVE updates: Horror start as Dees lose Lindsay to injury; concede two easy goals to Suns
Saturday round three action begins with a compelling clash between Melbourne and Gold Coast. The Demons are yet to find a win in 2025. Follow along as we cover today’s AFL Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
The Age photos of the week, March 29, 2025
The week in photos from our award-winning staff photographers and regular contributing photographers at The Age. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2025 LIVE updates: Horror start as Dees lose Lindsay to injury; concede two easy goals to Suns
Saturday round three action begins with a compelling clash between Melbourne and Gold Coast. The Demons are yet to find a win in 2025. Follow along as we cover today’s AFL Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2025 LIVE updates: Horror start as Dees lose Lindsay to injury; concede two easy goals to Suns
Saturday round three action begins with a compelling clash between Melbourne and Gold Coast. The Demons are yet to find a win in 2025. Follow along as we cover today’s AFL Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2025 LIVE updates: Horror start as Dees lose Lindsay to injury; concede two easy goals to Suns
Saturday round three action begins with a compelling clash between Melbourne and Gold Coast. The Demons are yet to find a win in 2025. Follow along as we cover today’s AFL Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Powerful earthquake hits Thailand, Myanmar and kills more than 150 people
At least 144 people were killed in Myanmar alone. At least eight died in Bangkok, where a high-rise under construction collapsed. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2025 LIVE updates: Horror start as Dees lose Lindsay to injury; concede two easy goals to Suns
Saturday round three action begins with a compelling clash between Melbourne and Gold Coast. The Demons are yet to find a win in 2025. Follow along as we cover today’s AFL Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2025 LIVE updates: Melbourne Demons, Gold Coast take to MCG to open Saturday matches; Giants, Hawks test title hopes in Tassie
Saturday round three action begins with a compelling clash between Melbourne and Gold Coast. The Demons are yet to find a win in 2025. Follow along as we cover today’s AFL Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Albanese started his prime ministership on a high. Then in one month, things started to unravel
A record-breaking election and one month that changed it all: we recap the highs and lows of the 47th parliament. ⌘ Read more
Why Sydney’s shark nets have been removed a month early
A growing number of swimmers and councils have objected to the nets, but politicians have so far proved reluctant to end the program. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2025 LIVE updates: Melbourne Demons, Gold Coast take to MCG to open Saturday matches; Giants, Hawks test title hopes in Tassie
Saturday round three action begins with a compelling clash between Melbourne and Gold Coast. The Demons are yet to find a win in 2025. Follow along as we cover today’s AFL Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Family outbids architects for a $2.5m combined home and office in Glebe
A couple with two daughters in their twenties outbid architects at auction on Saturday for a $2.5 million combined home and office space in Glebe. ⌘ Read more
Protester halts first event of Peter Dutton's election campaign
An anti-nuclear protester interrupts Peter Dutton's appearance at the XXXX brewery in Brisbane on Saturday morning. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2025 LIVE updates: Melbourne Demons, Gold Coast take to MCG to open Saturday matches; Giants, Hawks test title hopes in Tassie
Saturday round three action begins with a compelling clash between Melbourne and Gold Coast. The Demons are yet to find a win in 2025. Follow along as we cover today’s AFL Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2025 LIVE updates: Melbourne Demons, Gold Coast take to MCG to open Saturday matches; Giants, Hawks test title hopes in Tassie
Saturday round three action begins with a compelling clash between Melbourne and Gold Coast. The Demons are yet to find a win in 2025. Follow along as we cover today’s AFL Saturday matches. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
‘Praying and wishing he pulls through’: Pilot injured in Avalon Airshow crash named
Glenn Collins, an experienced pilot and keen skydiver, was critically injured when his plane plummeted to the ground at Avalon on Friday. ⌘ Read more
Protester halts first event of Peter Dutton's election campaign
An anti-nuclear protester interrupts Peter Dutton's appearance at the XXXX brewery in Brisbane on Saturday morning. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
‘Naysayers’: Queen claims victory over online reading club with 12 million members
The Queen’s Reading Room started life as a lockdown book list but has evolved to become a registered charity, a popular podcast, an annual festival and more. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Protester halts first event of Peter Dutton's election campaign
An anti-nuclear protester interrupts Peter Dutton's appearance at the XXXX brewery in Brisbane on Saturday morning. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Albanese, Chalmers press conference interrupted by heckler
A man standing behind TV cameras began speaking loudly just as Treasurer Jim Chalmers started to speak alongside the prime minister. ⌘ Read more
Powerful earthquake hits Thailand, Myanmar and kills more than 150 people
At least 144 people were killed in Myanmar alone. At least eight died in Bangkok, where a high-rise under construction collapsed. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Protester halts first event of Peter Dutton's election campaign
An anti-nuclear protester interrupts Peter Dutton's appearance at the XXXX brewery in Brisbane on Saturday morning. ⌘ Read more
‘I genuinely believe he hasn’t made a decision’: Seibold says he doesn’t know if DCE will play on
Anthony Seibold confirmed he has known since December his skipper was planning to leave Manly at the end of the season. But what he will do next is a mystery even to the Sea Eagles coach. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Powerful earthquake hits Thailand, Myanmar and kills more than 150 people
At least 144 people were killed in Myanmar alone. At least eight died in Bangkok, where a high-rise under construction collapsed. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
‘Not letting them make a fool of me’: Bronco destined for Origin recall
When faced with a particularly enthralling match-up, something ignites in this Broncos star, who doesn’t want anyone to “make a fool of me”. ⌘ Read more
Powerful earthquake hits Thailand, Myanmar and kills more than 150 people
At least 144 people were killed in Myanmar alone. At least eight died in Bangkok, where a high-rise under construction collapsed. ⌘ Read more
Albanese, Chalmers press conference interrupted by heckler
A man standing behind TV cameras began speaking loudly just as Treasurer Jim Chalmers started to speak alongside the prime minister. ⌘ Read more
Vance attacks Denmark in ‘aggressive’ visit to Greenland
President Donald Trump has repeatedly said the US should take over Greenland and has not ruled out the possibility of using military force to do so. ⌘ Read more
Albanese starts campaign in Dutton’s seat as opposition leader underdog status
Labor does not stand a realistic chance of claiming Dutton’s electorate, marking the prime minister’s decision to campaign there as a mind games move. ⌘ Read more
Heckler interrupts Albanese’s press conference
A man standing behind TV cameras began speaking loudly just as Treasurer Jim Chalmers started to speak alongside the prime minister. ⌘ Read more
Meghan Markle reveals how her jams are made
Meghan Markle shares an Instagram video revealing how her As Ever jams are made. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
How a controversial plan for this 120-year-old bowlo is dividing Mosman
A proposal to replace a bowling green with pickleball courts has the backing of some locals, but others have raised concerns about the noise and whether it will just be a “passing fad”. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Heavy rain forces cancellation of Tancred Stakes day at Rosehill
Rosehill’s feature-filled meeting on Saturday has been washed out. ⌘ Read more
The forgotten and overlooked Sydney art you may be standing on right now
The Melocco brothers painted in stone, and their work turned architecture into art in places nearly every Sydneysider has visited. Look down, or you may miss it. ⌘ Read more
After Slipper heartbreak, Matt Laurie ready to treasure Sydney moment
Matt Laurie believes “something would have to drastically go wrong” for Treasurethe Moment not to win the Vinery Stud Stakes at Rosehill on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Powerful earthquake hits Thailand, Myanmar and kills more than 150 people
At least 144 people were killed in Myanmar alone. At least eight died in Bangkok, where a high-rise under construction collapsed. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Kiwis’ Bledisloe snub is a reminder of some hard truths for the Wallabies
Beating the All Blacks and becoming more of a force in Super Rugby would get the attention of New Zealand Rugby. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after fatal stabbing in Victoria
A man has been arrested after a fatal stabbing in Victoria in the early hours of this morning. ⌘ Read more
Federal election 2025 LIVE updates: Leaders hit the campaign trail after PM announces May 3 election date
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton and Greens leader Adam Bandt have hit the campaign trail, with all three of them starting the day in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Senior NSW media adviser charged over child abuse material
A senior media adviser with NSW Corrective Services has been charged with possession of child abuse material and prohibited drugs. ⌘ Read more
Dolphins robbed of crucial 40/20**
A crucial 40/20 to Isaiya Katoa was not awarded due to a blunder from officials when Broncos winger Selwyn Cobbo put a foot into touch. ⌘ Read more
National weather forecast for Saturday March 29
National weather forecast for Saturday March 29. ⌘ Read more
Investigation as NSW school engulfed in flames
Police are investigating after a school in NSW was engulfed in flames. ⌘ Read more
Pilot 'serious but stable' after airshow crash
A pilot who crashed during a demonstration flight at Avalon International Airshow in Victoria is in a serious but stable condition in hospital. ⌘ Read more
Robbo labels Roosters' stat 'not NRL standard'
Trent Robinson criticised the Roosters' completion rate against the Titans. ⌘ Read more
The AFL’s female footy boss is a victim of unconscious bias from clubs dominated by men
Some of the criticism of Laura Kane is difficult to fathom. ⌘ Read more
We’re prepared for election of small targets, which is deeply disappointing
Australians deserve better than the kind of visionless politics being dished up by the major parties. ⌘ Read more
‘They’re sick of doing the interview’: How Virginia Trioli gets famous faces to open up
The ABC journalist dives into the “wild minds” of George Miller, Kate Ceberano and Tim Minchin for season two of her Creative Types series. ⌘ Read more
This young gun is poised to be AFL’s next million-dollar man, but for which club?**
St Kilda recruiters have chased plenty of big fish in recent years, but this time it’s their own silky playmaker, Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera, who’s being hunted by rival clubs – especially the two South Australian teams. ⌘ Read more
I interviewed George Foreman three times. This was the most surprising thing about him
The former heavyweight champ was a compelling character, who spoke in depth about the Rumble in the Jungle and his lasting friendship with his conqueror, Muhammad Ali. ⌘ Read more
When Pride Of Jenni came out of retirement, free beer flowed. It could happen again on Saturday
You can get it at the course, you can get it backing a horse. Matter of fact, thirsty punters are getting it now ... thanks to Pride Of Jenni. ⌘ Read more
John Olsen called this artist’s Archibald win the worst decision he’d seen. But it didn’t stop him
Mitch Cairns’ intimate new solo exhibition at the AGNSW is both playful and introspective. ⌘ Read more
‘I was panicking’: How a bucket-list trip to paradise turned into tragedy
Holly and Josie were excited to have scored the final two seats on a snorkelling boat as they left their Bali hostel and headed to the port that morning. But what happened once onboard would leave them traumatised. ⌘ Read more
‘All of a sudden, it was a big issue’: Stringer explains Dons exit, denies links to crime figure
Slimmer and still smarting from his exit at Essendon, Jake Stringer opens up in an expansive interview with this masthead – touching on everything from the constant critiques, to his new life in Sydney. ⌘ Read more
Why your super is at the mercy of Trump
A growing share of superannuation assets are scattered around the world, particularly in the US. This means Trump-induced volatility affects us all. ⌘ Read more
As we head to an election, does either party care about retirees?**
The budget and budget reply were clearly targeted at families and younger workers, with little more than crumbs offered to midlife and older Australians. ⌘ Read more
I have $1.6m in super but can’t get a credit card. Am I too old?**
No matter how flush you are, or how reliable your repayments, once you hit a certain age it can be tough to get a credit card. ⌘ Read more
How new electoral boundaries have changed Sydney’s political map
A Sydney electorate contested for 120 years has been abolished, and another high-profile seat is now ultra-marginal following a sweeping redistribution. ⌘ Read more
The classic Australian railway film that took its cameraman to a Hollywood career
Made in 1974, A Steam Train Passes celebrates a bygone era. Now it has been remastered in high-definition 4K. ⌘ Read more
Rainbow heels, ‘going-out shirts’, men’s pendants: Celeb trends from award season
The red carpets have been rolled up but in the months ahead, these looks may just earn plaudits. ⌘ Read more
Off-court battle: Inside the civil war dividing Australian basketball
A decade after rescuing the NBL, Larry Kestelman is facing off against team owners in a fight led by an American billionaire and Donald Trump appointee. ⌘ Read more
The March 29 Edition
From market stall to real-estate riches: Monika Tu \| Aussie beauty start-ups vs the big guys \| Building in the ‘Goldilocks’ zone \| Autumn style issue ⌘ Read more
Ex-Goldman Sachs bigwig, Ku-ring-gai deputy mayor list $12m Wahroonga home
What do you get when a former head of real estate investment banking and a deputy mayor renovate a heritage-listed home in a prestigious street? ⌘ Read more
This isolated valley is in danger of being loved to death
Ladakh’s dramatic landscapes and rich culture are at risk of erosion as visitor numbers surge. ⌘ Read more
These Australian teens stood up to a giant record label. Now, they’re feeling the pain
NewJeans was one of the top-selling acts in K-pop. But thanks to a legal stoush with its parent company, their future is now in limbo. ⌘ Read more
Hey bloomer: The simple things we use to celebrate life’s big moments
A new exhibition celebrates the role of the flower in art – and what it reveals about the human condition. ⌘ Read more
‘Sometimes I really admire myself’: Tu’s rise from market stall to real-estate riches
She describes her life as a “Chinese fairytale”, but there’s more to Monika Tu than just glitz, glamour and a fabulously opulent wardrobe. ⌘ Read more
Fears wording of new bill could result in fewer nurses in ICU
Three peak healthcare bodies say that the Victorian government’s draft laws would not stop hospitals from cutting up to three senior nurses per day in the state’s largest ICUs compared to current industry standards. ⌘ Read more
Why we have nothing to fear from a hung parliament
There are constitutional conventions to cover every eventuality after the election, so don’t believe the doomsayers. ⌘ Read more
On board the game-changing cruise ship built for $1.6 billion
There’s plenty to keep you amused on Celebrity Edge, but watch out for added extras charged in US dollars. ⌘ Read more
Some ban bananas on boats to stop bad luck, but do I have to play along?**
We should respect all professions’ traditional mumbo-jumbo, writes our Modern Guru. ⌘ Read more
‘Game changer’: How Matthew bought a home without the bank of mum and dad
Matthew Armstrong and his wife reached their 30s and realised it could take years to save a deposit on a Sydney home. Then they found a way. ⌘ Read more
The world’s biggest Sofitel hotel opens on the Nile
Egypt is experiencing a tourism surge, with almost 16 million tourists visiting last year. ⌘ Read more
‘It gets harder. But you’ve got to get on’: Skye Leckie on the myths around grief
The philanthropist opens up about missing her late husband, TV executive David Leckie – and the day he compared her to Kerry Packer. ⌘ Read more
The old cameras offering Gen Z a lens into new art
Plus: get ready for the weekend with these fresh diversions. ⌘ Read more
Powerful earthquake hits Thailand, Myanmar and kills more than 150 people
At least 144 people were killed in Myanmar, where photos and video from two hard-hit cities showed extensive damage. At least eight died in Bangkok, where a high-rise under construction collapsed. ⌘ Read more
Voss puts on brave face as his winless Blues succumb to no-frills Bulldogs
Carlton’s loss to the Bulldogs on Friday left Michael Voss’ team at 0-3, only weeks after he giddily declared to an amped fan base that they were preparing for an exciting season. ⌘ Read more
Good Weekend Superquiz, March 29
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz. ⌘ Read more
‘That’s fair’: Voss admits composure failing the Blues as Bulldogs score comeback win
The Bulldogs were too good for the Blues in Friday Night footy. Now the Blues will face some storm questions after falling to 0-3. ⌘ Read more
Dozens buried in rubble after deadly earthquake hits Thailand and Myanmar
Thai officials said more than 100 people were missing and three people were dead when a skyscraper under construction collapsed in Bangkok, while at least 20 people have reportedly died in wartorn Myanmar. ⌘ Read more
AFL 2025 round three LIVE updates: ‘That’s fair’: Voss admits composure failing the Blues as Bulldogs score comeback win
The Bulldogs were too good for the Blues in Friday Night footy. Now the Blues will face some storm questions after falling to 0-3. ⌘ Read more