# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
#
# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
#
# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
#
# twt range = 1 43627
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://txt.sour.is/user/all/twtxt.txt&offset=33727
# next = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://txt.sour.is/user/all/twtxt.txt&offset=33827
# prev = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://txt.sour.is/user/all/twtxt.txt&offset=33627
{@https://twtxt.net/user/stats/twtxt.txt>#wl4uvqa} ๐งฎ USERS:164 FEEDS:22 TWTS:4611 BLOGS:9 ARCHIVED:259181 CACHE:2868 FOLLOWERS:145 FOLLOWING:303
{@https://twtxt.net/user/twtxt/twtxt.txt>#gbcef5a} FOLLOW: @arnauld from @dooven using twtxt/0.1.0@1bba240
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#p7h5ncq} @off_grid_living (#i4kpona) good luck! hope they donโt run and scream and carry on too much ๐คฃ
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#nha7y6a} @arnauld (#ze7huhq) Twtโing ๐ as in twiting ๐คฃ
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#cbax7tq} @antonio (#m54ormq) oh wow! ๐ณ
{@https://tilde.town/~lucidiot/twtxt.txt>#wfzourq} It seems all the Bulgarian trains do is catch fire randomly, and derail because the drivers don't follow speed limits. Oh wait in 2019 they also started to hit cars at crossings!
{@https://tilde.town/~lucidiot/twtxt.txt>#h2oufoq} I guess my brain's own General Anxiety is stuck to ON.
{@https://tilde.town/~lucidiot/twtxt.txt>#ib2ygya} Quoting a Bulgarian train accident report: 'Upon entering Dolno Ezerovo Station on 3rd track, the motorman alerts with "General Anxiety" signal and stops at 21:37h.'
{@https://twtxt.net/user/off_grid_living/twtxt.txt>#aajtm5q} Off to Dululu this weekend to round up all the geese and chooks for the big move.
{@https://feeds.twtxt.net/lobste_rs/twtxt.txt>#gbimjba} Parse DTrace/perf output and display it as a flame graph inside your terminal โ https://github.com/4rtzel/tfg
{@https://txt.eli.li/twtxt/twtxt.txt>#rgiknyq} I like computers, but I think I am starting to hate every service built on top of them...
{@https://twtxt.net/user/arnauld/twtxt.txt>#szbgx3q} (#ze7huhq) @prologic not @prolific :-(
{@https://twtxt.net/user/arnauld/twtxt.txt>#mhcxlhq} Hum, @prolific, should I say twting or tweeting? ?
{@https://twtxt.net/user/arnauld/twtxt.txt>#mkrtarq} Installing Manjaro on my laptop with btrfs+Luks, twting from my phone 
{@https://twtxt.net/user/ionores/twtxt.txt>#rfnmxuq} @antonio (#m54ormq) Unfortunately this is not an isolated case!๐
{@https://twtxt.net/user/antonio/twtxt.txt>#kdk4jmq} I have been slowly moving my stuff away from big tech to a self-hosted environment. when I read stuff like this I think I should take it more seriously ๐ฑ
{@http://twtxt.prismdragon.net/twtxt.txt>#gkqxdca} Really loving the new desktop I got as a gift. Runs Fedora like a dream, and as a gaming rig, it's very nice. And RGB lights are fun.
{@https://www.uninformativ.de/twtxt.txt>#keb4ugq} @prologic (#5sqpl6a) ${witty_comment_about_using_regexes_for_HTML} :)
{@https://www.uninformativ.de/twtxt.txt>#ycgmv2a} @z3bra Oh, alright, sorry, misunderstood you. :)
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#tbj6snq} Also welcome back @razetime ๐ค Hadn't seen you in a while ๐
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#7qlnygq} @vain (#5sqpl6a) Well _almost_ anything, only regular languages though. If you have a context-free grammar regexes will let you down and you'll need to use a parser ๐
{@https://www.uninformativ.de/twtxt.txt>#vq7knhq} @prologic Itโs fiddly indeed. But thereโs nothing regex canโt do, right? Right?
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#cq4o54q} @razetime (#lqmp5eq) I haven't seen that one, but man this was quite awful. I sat through and watched it to the end, but this has to be one of the most stupidest movies with the most ridiculous acting I _think_ I've ever seen! ๐คฃ
{@https://twtxt.net/user/razetime/twtxt.txt>#po2zcua} @dooven (#bhzcngq) I think I can list my own failures much easier, tbh๐
{@https://twtxt.net/user/twtxt/twtxt.txt>#otuwnva} FOLLOW: @arnauld from @razetime using twtxt/0.1.0@1bba240
{@https://twtxt.net/user/razetime/twtxt.txt>#6n6kqmq} @prologic (#lqmp5eq) Is it as dumb as "The Room" (2003)?
{@https://twtxt.net/user/razetime/twtxt.txt>#hsjrpeq} @kt84 (#lh26jiq) Hello from the website!
{@https://twtxt.net/user/ionores/twtxt.txt>#hj4xeba} You are right the word censorship may not be appropriate.
{@https://www.uninformativ.de/twtxt.txt>#ujshlsq} So ... our stores are running out of toilet paper. Again. I donโt know what to say.
{@https://www.uninformativ.de/twtxt.txt>#gklndsa} @z3bra Yeah. It's probably not intentional, though. HTTP is the only thing that exists in most people's mind. Not sure anyone's to blame. :) We can only try to improve it. (My client doesn't support gemini either, because curl doesn't support it ...)
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#up53i6q} Watching a movie called โCyber brideโ really awful acting! ๐ณ
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#jhc7epa} @ionores (#ddmkayq) haha! ๐คฃ was it really censorship though? I made a kind request and you fulfilled that request so it was a mutual understanding ๐ค
{@https://twtxt.net/user/ionores/twtxt.txt>#jq24dha} @prologic (#ddmkayq) I remember and understand the reason for censorship.
{@https://twtxt.net/user/twtxt/twtxt.txt>#qt7evfq} FOLLOW: @antonio from @vain using twtrd/latest
{@https://twtxt.net/user/twtxt/twtxt.txt>#5kzdzza} FOLLOW: @ionores from @vain using twtrd/latest
{@https://twtxt.net/user/twtxt/twtxt.txt>#lnue67q} FOLLOW: @dooven from @vain using twtrd/latest
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#6tvnjvq} 
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