# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 43627
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://txt.sour.is/user/all/twtxt.txt&offset=36327
# next = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://txt.sour.is/user/all/twtxt.txt&offset=36427
# prev = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://txt.sour.is/user/all/twtxt.txt&offset=36227
{@https://tilde.town/~dozens/tw.txt>#mqwa6ya} Time out: pausing to go make waffles
{@https://tilde.town/~dozens/tw.txt>#6yqnala} The copy I'm reading is from archive.org, and it is archive.org-tastic, complete with OCR defects and weirdness. Good dash of comedy so far to leaven the mood, since the girl just lost her parents and all. Her caretaker is named Perfidy, which means something like unfaithful or disloyal.
{@https://tilde.town/~dozens/tw.txt>#ecxqcdq} it is short, 140 pages, according to the table of contents. First impressions: 4 pages in. It is about a plucky, precocious redhead girl whose parents are lost at sea, and who is definitely NOT Pippi Longstocking. Distinct lack of waffles so far. Am disappoint.
{@https://tilde.town/~dozens/tw.txt>#bxppaaq} I have never read this book before, but I love waffles, and acdw describes it as Finding Yourself As a Pre Teen, the literary term for which I'm pretty sure is wafflesroman
{@https://tilde.town/~dozens/tw.txt>#6xli5xa} Hello please be advised that I will be using this space for the next couple of whiles to live tweet me reading the Newberry Honor winning Everything On a Waffle by Polly Horvath, 2012
{@https://xandkar.net/twtxt.txt>#qffozjq} @deadguy Sweet! It's very much half-baked at the moment though. No setup or usage instructions, lack of features (other than downloading and displaying a timeline), etc. I'll post a heads-up when it's a bit more usable. There're a bunch of TODOs at the top of the file.
{@https://hecanjog.com/twtxt.txt>#wx3l73q} OK, not too shabby. I just tried my first search with gemini and immediately found a delicious looking curry recipe. (Of course in beautiful plain text instead of 5 pages of ads and photos.)
{@https://feeds.twtxt.net/lobste_rs/twtxt.txt>#lxv5goa} The Webpage, an RSS reader styled after print newspapers. Now with dark mode and better layouts ⌘ https://news.russellsaw.io
{@https://feeds.twtxt.net/lobste_rs/twtxt.txt>#ku3g3sa} dsnet: Simple command to manage a centralised wireguard VPN. Think wg-quick but quicker ⌘ https://github.com/naggie/dsnet
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#snpy6ja} @felixp7 (#ircao6q) yeah we’ve had it for a while now! Now we just need to turn it into one of those follow me badges 😎
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#7rwwvmq} @felixp7 (#ircao6q) what about the logo we already have? 
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#j2mttjq} (#ls2pnaa) NPS: 7.83
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#ywzgzuq} @birb (#ls2pnaa) Ahh Can you elaborate on your score ?
{@https://tilde.town/~mox/moon.txt>#ssxjbva} 🌑 New Moon\r
{@https://twtxt.net/user/lyxal/twtxt.txt>#4smhf7a} @prologic (#tydtciq) I use the mentions tab on mobile now.
{@https://twtxt.net/user/birb-friend/twtxt.txt>#7knzm2a} @prologic @birb (#ls2pnaa) king birb! you must recommend it so we can grow your kingdom!
{@https://twtxt.net/user/birb/twtxt.txt>#rzl7oia} Hey King Birb Here.\nIf Twtxt ever hits 10,500 users, (which will probably take years)\ncompared to the world population.\n\nits *ONLY* 0.000127%!!
{@https://twtxt.net/user/birb/twtxt.txt>#jp6ofsq} @prologic (#ls2pnaa) I think about maybe a 4 or 5
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#lgawisq} 💡 Pro Tip: On the Twtxt.net Web App you can press CTRL+ENTER to quickly post, Just type and end with ^ENTER. 😀
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#gipcgpq} (#tydtciq) @lyxal Does that mean you use the /mentions view a fair bit on the Web App? Or are you using the Mobile App (_Goryon_) more now?
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#pmr75ta} (#ls2pnaa) @lyxal Very nice! So i'll keep a running tally here (_by hand_) of our Net Promoter Score (NPS) as we go along... 🤣 So far...\n\nNPS Score: 9.5\n\n🎉
{@https://twtxt.net/user/lyxal/twtxt.txt>#wc5tksa} @prologic (#tydtciq) I remember to keep checking to see if I'm mentioned. Not much planned for today.
{@https://twtxt.net/user/lyxal/twtxt.txt>#vdf3m6a} @prologic (#ls2pnaa) 10\n\nBecause I already did
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#owynxza} @prologic (#ls2pnaa) I'll go first. 9
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#nkbqscq} Anyone know what this is that keeps opening up as a "blank tab" in Chrome on macOS? https://consent-st.trustarc.com/get?name=crossdomain.html&domain=oracle.com? According to this reddit post this is happening for quite a few folks out there too (_not just me_).
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#5ntdcbq} Let’s try an experiment (it’s one of those bullshit marketing things called a NPS, or Net Promoter Score)\n\nOn a scale of 1-10 where 1 is “not at all” and 10 is “extremely likely”;\n\nWould you reccomend Twtxt.net or any other Twt.social pod to a friend or family member?
{@https://twtxt.net/user/stats/twtxt.txt>#h5iehyq} 🧮 USERS:188 FEEDS:24 TWTS:5638 BLOGS:9 ARCHIVED:266897 CACHE:2569 FOLLOWERS:172 FOLLOWING:330
{@https://hecanjog.com/twtxt.txt>#hry65yq} I think I want to get into curries this winter.
{@http://twtxt.reednj.com/twtxt/directory.twtxt.txt>#nqnq73q} user @hecanjog was added to the directory
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#iaypa2a} Check this cute pup out 🐶 
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#fnsw36q} @lyxal (#tydtciq) Hey! 👋 I love how active you are despite that we don’t support “Push Notifications” 🤣\n\nWhat’s the plan for today ?
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#udn62rq} Soo @felixp7 Gof any good ideas for active promotion of Twtxt ? One of those “Folllow me on Twt” badges? Link the pod you’re on on your blog or website ? 🤔 I also have cards you could print out and put up in your local area 😁
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#ddm3yta} Morning Twtizens 😴
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#3vxedwa} @lucidiot (#4qn2afq) how do we fix some of these silly perceptions that many of us have already changed in our own clients? 🤔
{@https://hecanjog.com/twtxt.txt>#skthrta} Think I'll make another batch of hemp muffins today...
{@http://tilde.club/~melyanna/twtxt.txt>#p66upuq} I think I will re-read Neuromancer this evening...
{@https://tilde.club/~melyanna/twtxt.txt>#hleb32a} I think I will re-read Neuromancer this evening...
{@https://tilde.town/~lucidiot/twtxt.txt>#wg5lqda} Meanwhile, I did a (slightly scary) upgrade of breadpunk.club to Ubuntu 20.04.1
{@https://tilde.town/~lucidiot/twtxt.txt>#j4pnihq} Everytime I mention twtxt to other tilde people, it seems the main criticism is the 140 char limit that no twtxt client actually cares about…
{@https://twtxt.net/user/twtxt/twtxt.txt>#pqzv7rq} FOLLOW: @prologic from @sdk using txtnish/0.2
{@https://twtxt.net/user/twtxt/twtxt.txt>#nlufy2a} FOLLOW: @lukem from @sdk using txtnish/0.2
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#jeivjia} Good night! 😴
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#geeyghq} (#aobp57a) @felixp7 Of course 😀
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#iehctza} (#vbpuexa) Added timeline command to twt (_the command-line client_) ⎚ 
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#k7uxdya} Testing twt the command-line client
{@https://twtxt.net/user/prologic/twtxt.txt>#rfhg7eq} Hey @rosaelefanten 👋 Nice to see you have a Twtxt feed! Saw your Tweet (_or at least I assume it was yours?_). Never heard of aria2c till now! 🤣 TIL_