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When our demo is basically perfect ⌘ Read more
When I come back on an old project of mine and find out someone changed everything ⌘ Read more
When I ship a fix in a hurry and it works perfectly ⌘ Read more
When they ask us if our tests cover all the use cases ⌘ Read more
When my code works and I didn’t even go Stack Overflow ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy starts talking about his brand new feature idea ⌘ Read more
When the app doesn’t work anymore for no reason ⌘ Read more
When I broke the entire project but leave the office anyway on Friday evening ⌘ Read more
When I hear the client talk about all his ideas with the sales guy ⌘ Read more
When I change a single line of code and all of my error messages disappear at the same time ⌘ Read more
When a coworker goes on vacation and gives me all of his ongoing work ⌘ Read more
When the client tells me he also already coded in HTLM ⌘ Read more
When I commited all my test updates and realize I was on the production database ⌘ Read more
When I use a library without reading the docs ⌘ Read more
When my code works and I don’t exactly know why ⌘ Read more
When I check my emails while I’m in vacation and see everything went fine in production for my code ⌘ Read more
When the boss tells us everyone will have to be on call ⌘ Read more
When the boss is looking for volunteer for a Friday deploy ⌘ Read more
When I fix discreetly a bug in production ⌘ Read more
When the intern shows me what he coded while I was away ⌘ Read more
When I tried all the Stack Overflow solutions and my code still doesn’t work ⌘ Read more
When I update a library and hope everything will be fine ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer is back from vacation and asks who coded this shit ⌘ Read more
When I listen to the boss and the sales guy while pretending to work ⌘ Read more
When I take a piece of code from another project to use it in mine ⌘ Read more
When I start the build and I get thousands of error messages ⌘ Read more
When I try to understand the evolution request written by the sales guy ⌘ Read more
When clients ask me if they can have my direct phone line ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to test all the app features ⌘ Read more
When we didn’t provide any documentation to the users ⌘ Read more
When the intern asks me if I can help him fix his code ⌘ Read more
When I make a developer joke in a service meeting ⌘ Read more
When the new guy tries to justify his messed up hack to the lead developer ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy promises to the client that we’ll ship by the end of the week ⌘ Read more
When the app is not responding anymore ⌘ Read more
When we open the beta version to the client ⌘ Read more
When I’m back from vacation and I open our helpdesk software ⌘ Read more
When I go back to work after my vacation ⌘ Read more
When I use a piece of code I copied from Stack Overflow without changing anything ⌘ Read more
When I test a feature discreetly while the sales guy is talking during my demo ⌘ Read more
When I try to explain to the client why his app crashed ⌘ Read more
When I give the app to the users and they didn’t have any training ⌘ Read more
When we tell the client we have a temporary workaround ⌘ Read more
When I guess the default admin password ⌘ Read more
When I forgot to remove the breakpoint in my code ⌘ Read more
When I manage to avoid the client and the sales guy in the corridor ⌘ Read more
When the app behaves perfectly for the first time ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer meets the new guy ⌘ Read more
When they keep calling me “the intern” and I’m a full time employee since last year ⌘ Read more
When I check the production logs and the sysadmin enters the open space ⌘ Read more
When the client asks me if I can make a small edit in its website’s CSS ⌘ Read more
When they tell me I will have to provide user support for the upcoming month ⌘ Read more
When the client tells me he prefers to postpone the deploy by one month ⌘ Read more
When we start pair programming for the very first time ⌘ Read more
When I receive an incomprehensible support request ⌘ Read more
When my code works perfectly and I don’t know why ⌘ Read more
When it’s Friday and the boss jokes about a production deploy ⌘ Read more
When the senior developer is on vacation and tells me how to fix a blocking bug on the phone ⌘ Read more
When I retrieve a project and I don’t understand its file structure at all ⌘ Read more
When I’m finally allowed to get the root access ⌘ Read more
When I successfully ship my code right before the deadline ⌘ Read more
When I have to work on a production cron and I see all the running tasks ⌘ Read more
When I’m debugging in step by step mode ⌘ Read more
When I notice I’ve been running my tests on the wrong database for the last few days ⌘ Read more
When we didn’t have the time to test and the Product Owner wants to ship anyway ⌘ Read more
When I fix multiple bugs in a row ⌘ Read more
When my code works on first try and I didn’t even go on Stack Overflow ⌘ Read more
When I’m back from vacation and I take a look at my inbox ⌘ Read more
When a coworker asks for a hand before I leave on vacation ⌘ Read more
When I come accross the bug I thought I fixed earlier ⌘ Read more
When I do a demo of my POC to the project manager ⌘ Read more
When I put an @important in my CSS ⌘ Read more
When I hear my manager commit to a super short deadline ⌘ Read more
When I try to follow the documentation ⌘ Read more
When I have a 10 year experience and I’m sent on a junior dev mission ⌘ Read more
When I have to maintain all my coworker’s projects during his month long vacation ⌘ Read more
When I’m stuck in a sales meeting ⌘ Read more
When my code still doesn’t work after 20 attempts to fix it ⌘ Read more
When I retrieve a project and forgot to import all its dependencies ⌘ Read more
When my manager gives me his final words of encouragement before my demo in front of our biggest client ⌘ Read more
When I realize I ran my updates in the wrong database ⌘ Read more
When I’m back from vacation and I see how the project turned out ⌘ Read more
When I broke the entire project but my vacation starts this Friday evening ⌘ Read more
When the function I’m trying to use doesn’t work as expected ⌘ Read more
When I see all the error logs in production since more than a month ⌘ Read more
When I open the legacy project I will have to work on ⌘ Read more
When I didn’t change anything in my code and I start the build for the 10th time hoping it will work ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer asks me if I tested my code correctly ⌘ Read more
When I take a look at the time estimates from the sales rep ⌘ Read more
When I help the intern fix his first production bug ⌘ Read more
When my project worked perfectly fine yesterday and I now have hundreds of error messages ⌘ Read more
When the Product Owner starts talking to me about an unplanned feature ⌘ Read more
When the senior developer deploys his fix directly to production ⌘ Read more
When there is an heat wave and I am working from home ⌘ Read more
When we ship exactly what was requested ⌘ Read more
When I’m coming back from my lunch break and I see my manager at my desk ⌘ Read more