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Woke up today to the sound of my neighbors fire alarm going off 😳
No fire though that I can see or smell 🤞
They still haven't noticed it themselves! It's loud as hell so I'm.not sure how they haven't noticed 🤦♂️🤣
@lyse What da hell is that?! 🤔😆
@lyse What da hell is that?! 🤔😆
@lyse What da hell is that?! 🤔😆
@lyse What da hell is that?! 🤔😆
@darch You think it's the localStorage per-filled reply? 🤔
@darch You think it's the localStorage per-filled reply? 🤔
@darch You think it's the localStorage per-filled reply? 🤔
@darch You think it's the localStorage per-filled reply? 🤔
Anyone up for the 1200 UTC call soon? 🤔
Anyone up for the 1200 UTC call soon? 🤔
Anyone up for the 1200 UTC call soon? 🤔
Anyone up for the 1200 UTC call soon? 🤔
@portlandbeer Not really... Where are you from btw? This particular law that was passed was one of the most recent and quite up there on the "stupid list". It serves/served only one purpose, to prop Rupert Murdoch up. It had/has nothing to do with anything about media and news and fairness or any of the crap.
@portlandbeer Not really... Where are you from btw? This particular law that was passed was one of the most recent and quite up there on the "stupid list". It serves/served only one purpose, to prop Rupert Murdoch up. It had/has nothing to do with anything about media and news and fairness or any of the crap.
@portlandbeer Not really... Where are you from btw? This particular law that was passed was one of the most recent and quite up there on the "stupid list". It serves/served only one purpose, to prop Rupert Murdoch up. It had/has nothing to do with anything about media and news and fairness or any of the crap.
@portlandbeer Not really... Where are you from btw? This particular law that was passed was one of the most recent and quite up there on the "stupid list". It serves/served only one purpose, to prop Rupert Murdoch up. It had/has nothing to do with anything about media and news and fairness or any of the crap.
@portlandbeer Oh I dunno really 🤷♂️ Not a fan myself to be honest, the _thing_ about these types of "wearable" materials is they miss the most important bits of your body, your brain, ears and inner ear canals 🤣
@portlandbeer Oh I dunno really 🤷♂️ Not a fan myself to be honest, the _thing_ about these types of "wearable" materials is they miss the most important bits of your body, your brain, ears and inner ear canals 🤣
@portlandbeer Oh I dunno really 🤷♂️ Not a fan myself to be honest, the _thing_ about these types of "wearable" materials is they miss the most important bits of your body, your brain, ears and inner ear canals 🤣
@portlandbeer Oh I dunno really 🤷♂️ Not a fan myself to be honest, the _thing_ about these types of "wearable" materials is they miss the most important bits of your body, your brain, ears and inner ear canals 🤣
I hate our stupid dog 😆 Look what he's gone and done 😡 
I hate our stupid dog 😆 Look what he's gone and done 😡
I hate our stupid dog 😆 Look what he's gone and done 😡
I hate our stupid dog 😆 Look what he's gone and done 😡
@lyse Where's your festive avatar? 😅
@lyse Where's your festive avatar? 😅
@lyse Where's your festive avatar? 😅
@lyse Where's your festive avatar? 😅
@lyse Honestly I have no idea! I've never taken a close-up video of such a creature before! 😅 Quite amazed me too really 😳
@lyse Honestly I have no idea! I've never taken a close-up video of such a creature before! 😅 Quite amazed me too really 😳
@lyse Honestly I have no idea! I've never taken a close-up video of such a creature before! 😅 Quite amazed me too really 😳
@lyse Honestly I have no idea! I've never taken a close-up video of such a creature before! 😅 Quite amazed me too really 😳
@darch Where's your festive avatar? 😅
@darch Where's your festive avatar? 😅
@darch Where's your festive avatar? 😅
@darch Where's your festive avatar? 😅
Now that's a Christmas tree! 🎄
Now that's a Christmas tree! 🎄
Now that's a Christmas tree! 🎄
Now that's a Christmas tree! 🎄
Will only hold the 1200 UTC (Sat) session today guys 👌
Will only hold the 1200 UTC (Sat) session today guys 👌
Will only hold the 1200 UTC (Sat) session today guys 👌
Will only hold the 1200 UTC (Sat) session today guys 👌
Oooh lookie what my girls spotted! 😳 
Oooh lookie what my girls spotted! 😳
Oooh lookie what my girls spotted! 😳
Oooh lookie what my girls spotted! 😳
I have to go visit my wife in hospital today so maybe we can just have the 1200 UTC session? 🤔
I have to go visit my wife in hospital today so maybe we can just have the 1200 UTC session? 🤔
I have to go visit my wife in hospital today so maybe we can just have the 1200 UTC session? 🤔
I have to go visit my wife in hospital today so maybe we can just have the 1200 UTC session? 🤔
Yes, Thanks Scotty from marketing. Of course the new law has worked, it has worked wonderfully for Rupert Murdock and no-one else! 🤦♂️ Thanks for nothing you lousy Liberals 🤣
Yes, Thanks Scotty from marketing. Of course the new law has worked, it has worked wonderfully for Rupert Murdock and no-one else! 🤦♂️ Thanks for nothing you lousy Liberals 🤣
Yes, Thanks Scotty from marketing. Of course the new law has worked, it has worked wonderfully for Rupert Murdock and no-one else! 🤦♂️ Thanks for nothing you lousy Liberals 🤣
Yes, Thanks Scotty from marketing. Of course the new law has worked, it has worked wonderfully for Rupert Murdock and no-one else! 🤦♂️ Thanks for nothing you lousy Liberals 🤣
@rickshaw Hello! 👋 Sorry for the belated welcome, but Welcome to Yarn.social 🤗
@rickshaw Hello! 👋 Sorry for the belated welcome, but Welcome to Yarn.social 🤗
@rickshaw Hello! 👋 Sorry for the belated welcome, but Welcome to Yarn.social 🤗
@rickshaw Hello! 👋 Sorry for the belated welcome, but Welcome to Yarn.social 🤗
@tel How did you manage to -mention the wrong person in this Yarn 😅
@tel How did you manage to -mention the wrong person in this Yarn 😅
@tel How did you manage to -mention the wrong person in this Yarn 😅