# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
#
# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
#
# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
#
# twt range = 1 4
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://log.envy.run/twtxt.txt&offset=4
midnight is ruining my sleep
computers? super boring. they do what you tell them. humans? very interesting! they harm their own interests, even when warned!
macbooks should be destroyed to adjust my expectations on battery life