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@abucci Pic or it didn't happen 🀣
@lyse This is why we use a live tree out of our garden πŸ‘Œ we sent believe in plastic trees or cutting one down πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
@lyse This is why we use a live tree out of our garden πŸ‘Œ we sent believe in plastic trees or cutting one down πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
@lyse This is why we use a live tree out of our garden πŸ‘Œ we sent believe in plastic trees or cutting one down πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
@lyse This is why we use a live tree out of our garden πŸ‘Œ we sent believe in plastic trees or cutting one down πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
@thecanine Would printing a script to a play price more value being just being a copy of the play? πŸ€”
@thecanine Would printing a script to a play price more value being just being a copy of the play? πŸ€”
@thecanine Would printing a script to a play price more value being just being a copy of the play? πŸ€”
@thecanine Would printing a script to a play price more value being just being a copy of the play? πŸ€”
@mckinley At least it works though, @bender seems to get some weird funky Cloudflare error instead, but maybe that's a different problem 🀣 -- One day I'll build a self-hosted WAF and Proxy and just stop using Cloudclare altogether πŸ˜…
@mckinley At least it works though, @bender seems to get some weird funky Cloudflare error instead, but maybe that's a different problem 🀣 -- One day I'll build a self-hosted WAF and Proxy and just stop using Cloudclare altogether πŸ˜…
@mckinley At least it works though, @bender seems to get some weird funky Cloudflare error instead, but maybe that's a different problem 🀣 -- One day I'll build a self-hosted WAF and Proxy and just stop using Cloudclare altogether πŸ˜…
@mckinley At least it works though, @bender seems to get some weird funky Cloudflare error instead, but maybe that's a different problem 🀣 -- One day I'll build a self-hosted WAF and Proxy and just stop using Cloudclare altogether πŸ˜…
@tkanos I probably only honest care that it has a decent "Phone" App and decent "Browser". Anything else is *meh* - The open nature of the OS is what interests me the most, as then I can basically build, hack and customise the Phone to my liking.
@tkanos I probably only honest care that it has a decent "Phone" App and decent "Browser". Anything else is *meh* - The open nature of the OS is what interests me the most, as then I can basically build, hack and customise the Phone to my liking.
@tkanos I probably only honest care that it has a decent "Phone" App and decent "Browser". Anything else is *meh* - The open nature of the OS is what interests me the most, as then I can basically build, hack and customise the Phone to my liking.
@tkanos I probably only honest care that it has a decent "Phone" App and decent "Browser". Anything else is *meh* - The open nature of the OS is what interests me the most, as then I can basically build, hack and customise the Phone to my liking.
@darren Thanks! πŸ‘Œ That's good o know as we _can_ probably do something client-side before posting links -- maybe? πŸ€”
@darren Thanks! πŸ‘Œ That's good o know as we _can_ probably do something client-side before posting links -- maybe? πŸ€”
@darren Thanks! πŸ‘Œ That's good o know as we _can_ probably do something client-side before posting links -- maybe? πŸ€”
@darren Thanks! πŸ‘Œ That's good o know as we _can_ probably do something client-side before posting links -- maybe? πŸ€”
@mckinley Oh you saw that huh? 🀣 Maybe I should change the wording? I setup a proper / nice β€œmaintenance page” as things restart πŸ˜…
@mckinley Oh you saw that huh? 🀣 Maybe I should change the wording? I setup a proper / nice β€œmaintenance page” as things restart πŸ˜…
@mckinley Oh you saw that huh? 🀣 Maybe I should change the wording? I setup a proper / nice β€œmaintenance page” as things restart πŸ˜…
@mckinley Oh you saw that huh? 🀣 Maybe I should change the wording? I setup a proper / nice β€œmaintenance page” as things restart πŸ˜…
@mckinley Oh you saw that huh? 🀣 Maybe I should change the wording? I setup a proper / nice "maintenance page" as things restart πŸ˜…
@mckinley That's what's great about these guys... They're hilarious and accurate 🀣
@mckinley That's what's great about these guys... They're hilarious and accurate 🀣
@mckinley That's what's great about these guys... They're hilarious and accurate 🀣
@mckinley That's what's great about these guys... They're hilarious and accurate 🀣
@darren Phone using Goryon or the Mobile Web? πŸ€” -- I'm thinking we should do something here... Link previews _would_ work if we implemented them, where you could just drop in a link as-is.
@darren Phone using Goryon or the Mobile Web? πŸ€” -- I'm thinking we should do something here... Link previews _would_ work if we implemented them, where you could just drop in a link as-is.
@darren Phone using Goryon or the Mobile Web? πŸ€” -- I'm thinking we should do something here... Link previews _would_ work if we implemented them, where you could just drop in a link as-is.
@darren Phone using Goryon or the Mobile Web? πŸ€” -- I'm thinking we should do something here... Link previews _would_ work if we implemented them, where you could just drop in a link as-is.
@portlandbeer A lot of controversial articles on that site. -- I appreciate your beer sharing and nice photos of outdoor alternative living and building, but not going to get into that rabbit hole sorry πŸ˜…
@portlandbeer A lot of controversial articles on that site. -- I appreciate your beer sharing and nice photos of outdoor alternative living and building, but not going to get into that rabbit hole sorry πŸ˜…
@portlandbeer A lot of controversial articles on that site. -- I appreciate your beer sharing and nice photos of outdoor alternative living and building, but not going to get into that rabbit hole sorry πŸ˜…
@portlandbeer A lot of controversial articles on that site. -- I appreciate your beer sharing and nice photos of outdoor alternative living and building, but not going to get into that rabbit hole sorry πŸ˜…
@mckinley Yeah I know πŸ˜… -- I _thought_ I'd try anyway 🀣 (this is why this type of thing is kind of silly IMO πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ)
@mckinley Yeah I know πŸ˜… -- I _thought_ I'd try anyway 🀣 (this is why this type of thing is kind of silly IMO πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ)
@mckinley Yeah I know πŸ˜… -- I _thought_ I'd try anyway 🀣 (this is why this type of thing is kind of silly IMO πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ)
@mckinley Yeah I know πŸ˜… -- I _thought_ I'd try anyway 🀣 (this is why this type of thing is kind of silly IMO πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ)
@tkanos That is cool! πŸ‘Œ -- Q: How useable is Ubuntu Touch on a Phone? πŸ€”
@tkanos That is cool! πŸ‘Œ -- Q: How useable is Ubuntu Touch on a Phone? πŸ€”
@tkanos That is cool! πŸ‘Œ -- Q: How useable is Ubuntu Touch on a Phone? πŸ€”
@tkanos That is cool! πŸ‘Œ -- Q: How useable is Ubuntu Touch on a Phone? πŸ€”
@portlandbeer You are right. I run a small, what I call, a "Mini DC". It has a few servers, NAS, switch, etc. It runs most of my infra (actually all of it) πŸ‘Œ (I use very little in the way of "cloud" / "saas" services)
@portlandbeer You are right. I run a small, what I call, a "Mini DC". It has a few servers, NAS, switch, etc. It runs most of my infra (actually all of it) πŸ‘Œ (I use very little in the way of "cloud" / "saas" services)
@portlandbeer You are right. I run a small, what I call, a "Mini DC". It has a few servers, NAS, switch, etc. It runs most of my infra (actually all of it) πŸ‘Œ (I use very little in the way of "cloud" / "saas" services)
@portlandbeer You are right. I run a small, what I call, a "Mini DC". It has a few servers, NAS, switch, etc. It runs most of my infra (actually all of it) πŸ‘Œ (I use very little in the way of "cloud" / "saas" services)
@GopherChat Do you know what it normally plays? πŸ€”
@GopherChat Do you know what it normally plays? πŸ€”
@GopherChat Do you know what it normally plays? πŸ€”
@GopherChat Do you know what it normally plays? πŸ€”
@Gopher Live Chat Do you know what content it normally plays? πŸ€”
@darren Hmmm... Sadly you _probably_ wanted to link to the _actual_ image like this: -- You linked to https://imgur.com/a/pit090Q which is a web page πŸ€” -- Should / Do we need to do something special with imgur links? πŸ€”
@darren Hmmm... Sadly you _probably_ wanted to link to the _actual_ image like this: -- You linked to https://imgur.com/a/pit090Q which is a web page πŸ€” -- Should / Do we need to do something special with imgur links? πŸ€”
@darren Hmmm... Sadly you _probably_ wanted to link to the _actual_ image like this: -- You linked to https://imgur.com/a/pit090Q which is a web page πŸ€” -- Should / Do we need to do something special with imgur links? πŸ€”
@darren Hmmm... Sadly you _probably_ wanted to link to the _actual_ image like this: -- You linked to https://imgur.com/a/pit090Q which is a web page πŸ€” -- Should / Do we need to do something special with imgur links? πŸ€”
@lyse Fair, but I still worry about the potential abuse we'll see from operator overloading πŸ˜†
@lyse Fair, but I still worry about the potential abuse we'll see from operator overloading πŸ˜†
@lyse Fair, but I still worry about the potential abuse we'll see from operator overloading πŸ˜†
@lyse Fair, but I still worry about the potential abuse we'll see from operator overloading πŸ˜†
This is a better photo, and to be fair (as you can see) there's only a small number of presents. mostly from neighbors. The reat is the kids Advent of Christmas gifts they open each day. -- The night before my wife and I put the real presents under the tree (currently locked up in the server room πŸ˜†) πŸ‘Œ
This is a better photo, and to be fair (as you can see) there's only a small number of presents. mostly from neighbors. The reat is the kids Advent of Christmas gifts they open each day. -- The night before my wife and I put the real presents under the tree (currently locked up in the server room πŸ˜†) πŸ‘Œ
This is a better photo, and to be fair (as you can see) there's only a small number of presents. mostly from neighbors. The reat is the kids Advent of Christmas gifts they open each day. -- The night before my wife and I put the real presents under the tree (currently locked up in the server room πŸ˜†) πŸ‘Œ
This is a better photo, and to be fair (as you can see) there's only a small number of presents. mostly from neighbors. The reat is the kids Advent of Christmas gifts they open each day. -- The night before my wife and I put the real presents under the tree (currently locked up in the server room πŸ˜†) πŸ‘Œ
@lyse Its called having children 🀣
@lyse Its called having children 🀣
@lyse Its called having children 🀣
@lyse Its called having children 🀣
@abucci More to the point, I've always said about NFT(s):

> Who in their right mind would buy shitβ„’ they can't physically own?!

πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ -- At least with art-work in the "real world" you can to physically touch it, see it, put it on display, put it in your house, etc. NFT(s) are a joke πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
@abucci More to the point, I've always said about NFT(s):

> Who in their right mind would buy shitβ„’ they can't physically own?!

πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ -- At least with art-work in the "real world" you can to physically touch it, see it, put it on display, put it in your house, etc. NFT(s) are a joke πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
@abucci More to the point, I've always said about NFT(s):

> Who in their right mind would buy shitβ„’ they can't physically own?!

πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ -- At least with art-work in the "real world" you can to physically touch it, see it, put it on display, put it in your house, etc. NFT(s) are a joke πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
@abucci More to the point, I've always said about NFT(s):

> Who in their right mind would buy shitβ„’ they can't physically own?!

πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ -- At least with art-work in the "real world" you can to physically touch it, see it, put it on display, put it in your house, etc. NFT(s) are a joke πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
@bender Yeah

> So, servers need to be architected to be light weight, and relatively simple to operate.

Precisely's yarnd's design and design choices πŸ˜…
@bender Yeah

> So, servers need to be architected to be light weight, and relatively simple to operate.

Precisely's yarnd's design and design choices πŸ˜…
@bender Yeah

> So, servers need to be architected to be light weight, and relatively simple to operate.

Precisely's yarnd's design and design choices πŸ˜…
@bender Yeah

> So, servers need to be architected to be light weight, and relatively simple to operate.

Precisely's yarnd's design and design choices πŸ˜…
From the article:

> Unfortunately, the combination of these three factors creates a perfect storm6 which means that now, every time I post something that gets lots of engagement, I essentially end up carrying out a denial of service attack on myself.

😳
From the article:

> Unfortunately, the combination of these three factors creates a perfect storm6 which means that now, every time I post something that gets lots of engagement, I essentially end up carrying out a denial of service attack on myself.

😳
From the article:

> Unfortunately, the combination of these three factors creates a perfect storm6 which means that now, every time I post something that gets lots of engagement, I essentially end up carrying out a denial of service attack on myself.

😳
From the article:

> Unfortunately, the combination of these three factors creates a perfect storm6 which means that now, every time I post something that gets lots of engagement, I essentially end up carrying out a denial of service attack on myself.

😳
@darch This is an interesting read, thanks for sharing! πŸ‘Œ
@darch This is an interesting read, thanks for sharing! πŸ‘Œ
@darch This is an interesting read, thanks for sharing! πŸ‘Œ
@darch This is an interesting read, thanks for sharing! πŸ‘Œ
[(1) Interview with an NFT non-enthusiast - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzzZTU86bds)

> NFT(s) are all about monkeys with hats

🀣
[(1) Interview with an NFT non-enthusiast - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzzZTU86bds)

> NFT(s) are all about monkeys with hats

🀣
[(1) Interview with an NFT non-enthusiast - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzzZTU86bds)

> NFT(s) are all about monkeys with hats

🀣
[(1) Interview with an NFT non-enthusiast - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzzZTU86bds)

> NFS are all about monkeys with hats

🀣
[(1) Interview with an NFT non-enthusiast - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzzZTU86bds)

> NFT(s) are all about monkeys with hats

🀣
Bahahahaha 🀣
Bahahahaha 🀣
Bahahahaha 🀣
Bahahahaha 🀣
[(1) Interview with FFMPEG enthusiast - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kaIXkImCAM)
[(1) Interview with FFMPEG enthusiast - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kaIXkImCAM)
[(1) Interview with FFMPEG enthusiast - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kaIXkImCAM)
[(1) Interview with FFMPEG enthusiast - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kaIXkImCAM)