# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 43
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://yarn.girlonthemoon.xyz/user/kingdomcome/twtxt.txt&offset=43
Twtxt as a network is so neat. Sucks it isn't more widely adopted ): I feel like it'd be way easier to host than say, mastodon or GTS. & would require WAYYYY less resources. Not a diss on GTS, I love GTS <3, just saying _because_ it's text files, I assume the minimum amount of ram needed to host any of the twtxt server software is very low.
I could be super wrong though lol. Idk shit about anything ^^"
@kat I BELIEVE IN U!!! Making it fun helps! Maybe like put images in the docs so it's cuter to look at! I did that, but with physical journaling. Except instead of pics it was receipts & leaves & dried flowers lol
Howdy twtxt! How's ur morning going?
I'm trying to think of what topic to bitch abt for my next video no one asked for 🤔
Agree with kat! It's cute!
I am yet again considering cutting my hair
Turns out, dogs like animal crackers!
YW!!!!! GLAD U LIKE IT LOL
I made a batgirl one for you (it's so tiny.......)
My icon on here will never not crack me up. It's so low quality, it feels like a facebook mom meme. Perfect for random corners of the indie web.
I'm thinking about adding one more white guy podcaster into the world (me)
LOVE THE SITE REVAMP HOLY SHIT
:pray: I BELIEVE IN U. YOU WILL HAVE YOUR TUX ARMY!!!!!!
IT ROCKS!! oh my god do they do their art on paper with colored pencils then scan it & tweak everything digitally..... it looks it...... sick :0
I am not doing good tonight, twtxt nation. But at least my hair is bangin.
Realized I could definitely have a silly gameplay montage youtube channel if I wanted to. All of my best video editing has been goofy visual gags... I *could* do it...
What does "lock in" mean & why does everyone need to do it?
I only just today learned you have an f(x) themed domain name
I desperately need to sort through my password managers & purge old accounts T_T
@kat Glad it makes you happy!!
Listening to a playlist kat made for me 7 months ago. It's fun!! 
Taking care of a sick puppy is a full time job I am *not* qualified for
Wussup twtxt I'm rolling cigarettes (I don't smoke) (I think it's funny) (it's like crocheting a scarf when you don't wear scarves)
It looks AWESOME. Did you do the color grading yourself? Or is it an icon someone else made
Learned a new word today!
@kat I mean, you could do the mjd approach & record your monitor while sitting a few feet away, with a Bluetooth mouse & keeb, watching your inputs from the view finder
I'm so hot when I do things with fabric no sensible person would do
!! SHE TOLD ME SHE WORKED IN THE MORNING & STARTED TO LAUGH !! I TOLD HER I DIDN'T AND CRAWLED UP TO SLEEP IN THE BATH !! AND WHEN I AWOKE I WAS ALONE, THIS BIRD HAD FLOWN !! SO I LIT HER FIRE, ISN'T IT GOOD NORWEGIAN WOOD? !!
Simple scrobbler should count when I listen to a song 10 times in a row
Oh, to live in a cozy cabin on a hill, spending my days laying in the grass & birdwatching. The dream. Brushing ants & ticks off me isn't fun, but I'd be willing to sacrifice.
I should learn how to suspend my disbelief more often
I'm back on my "optimizing my life" arc. It's not fun but I guess I got to, smh 🙄
I keep forgetting how much socialization with people I _actually like_ really helps ease up my depression for a bit.
@ Are we sure it's not still 2005? That's more realistic imo
I have "gay for a girl" disease & it's fatal
@kat Spreading the good word (red velvet songs)
@kat Miku miku oo wee oo 🎶
The Ireneification of twtxt is in progress
I'll upload a user icon later. & I guess link back to this account on my website. Right now, I'm gonna try to take a #nap