# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# next = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://www.lord-enki.net/twtxt.txt&offset=4827
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Bad idea of the day: a mandala of the names of all the people you've ever wronged except the names are transliterated into katakana for no reason
Bad idea of the day: supercut of every numinous image set to yakkity sax
Bad idea of the day: time lapse of just really failing to build and paint miniatures
Bad idea of the day: remove every frame of koyansiquatski that is a multiple of a fibbonacci number
Band name of the day: modern oral folklore
Band name of the day: insect of sufficient cleverness
Band name of the day: manufactured spend
Band name of the day: pleasure in the failure to regulate
Hot take: the primary appeal of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure is its rococo bathos
What universe does Marc Andressen live in, to call a group of wealthy upwardly-mobile careerists 'extremely left-wing' for voting Clinton? (Don't answer that.)
Github is putting up a banner saying that the version of firefox I'm using is no longer supported. That's fuckin' wild to me. It's 2018: if your website doesn't work on Mosaic & Lynx, it's broken.
Today is cyber monday. Celebrate by masturbating at strangers on chatroulette.
Band name of the day: the songs of a city predict its future
Band name of the day: perfect balance perfect sleep
Band name of the day: ten thousand incomprehensible avenues
Band name of the day: timeless animals
Has Joe Bob Briggs ever covered Santa Sangre?
Today is black friday. Celebrate with armed observation of the police from a distance of fifty feet.
Band name of the day: the crypto-embyonic hyperelectric presence
Band name of the day: girlmeat
From Leatherface's POV, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the story of an artist who keeps getting takeout he didn't order
Band name of the day: satanic graffiti
Remember: if a family member asks about your politics this thanksgiving, tell them you're an anarchist & would like to abolish the concept of money. It'll shut them up and it's probably even true.
Today is thanksgiving. Celebrate by determining who you don't owe a debt to -- who, in the total scheme of things, has had a net negative effect on your life -- writing them a nasty letter, and setting it on fire.
Remember: breaking a wishbone is seventy years of bad luck
Remember: unless your turkey sees its shadow, you must go back underground and avoid buying anything until halloween of next year.
Today is thanksgiving. Celebrate by writing apology letters to everyone you have ever wronged.
Hot take: Cyberpunk only seems 'prophetic' because not enough has changed since the 80s to make it seem irrelevant, and this basically means that cyberpunk failed in its critical project by spawning insufficient praxis
Band name of the day: funeral dj
Band name of the day: the productively fractured
Hot take: things aren't changing more quickly than they used to; it's just that it is easier to become aware of distant events before they have been aggregated and summarized into the status of 'non-event'.
Conspiracy theories are the result of the same legibilitization process described in 'Seeing Like a State': it replaces actual mechanism with a simpler one & drops details that don't fit, for the sake of ease of representation
Band name of the day: the danish vowel horror
Bad idea of the day: furniture modeled on cray equipment, with spaces to put your own computers in
Band name of the day: seven minutes of terror
Band name of the day: transient hypofrontality
Band name of the day: watcher at the gates of mind
Band name of the day: abjection
Great black friday deals on exorcisms but only if you are possessed by one of the great presidents of hell or below -- no goetic princes. Starts at 66.99
Band name of the day: too many requests