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When I’m about to start my 10th debug session of the day ⌘ Read more
When I watch the intern trying to exit Vim ⌘ Read more
When Ctrl-C doesn’t kill the running job ⌘ Read more
When my code goes into testing phase ⌘ Read more
When a coworker tells us he just restarted our biggest production server by reflex ⌘ Read more
When production is down and I have to code a hotfix real quick ⌘ Read more
When I find out how much I’m charged to the client ⌘ Read more
When I tell our manager that there is no way we can stick to the current deadline ⌘ Read more
When I see my technical director yell at the sales guy for selling bullshit to the client ⌘ Read more
When the client tells us he might need an additional feature right before we ship to production ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to make a good impression at the client meeting ⌘ Read more
When I let the intern start a brand new project on his own ⌘ Read more
When I just refactored a whole part of the project ⌘ Read more
When I executed my commit in the wrong environment ⌘ Read more
When my part perfectly fits in the project ⌘ Read more
When I run my code for the very first time ⌘ Read more
When someone forwards me multiple bug issues right before I leave for the weekend ⌘ Read more
When I’m looking for a name for my new variable ⌘ Read more
When I have to take the greasy mouse of my coworker to check something on his computer ⌘ Read more
When my code finally works after I spent my day debugging ⌘ Read more
When my coworker thanks me for fixing his code ⌘ Read more
When I’m about to change the password of my password manager ⌘ Read more
When the senior developer asks us to approve his pull request with no code review ⌘ Read more
When a user sends me a printed and scanned screenshot to report a bug ⌘ Read more
When my easter egg makes production crash ⌘ Read more
When I learn that I will have to maintain a legacy project ⌘ Read more
When I try to resolve a merge conflict ⌘ Read more
When we start a project without having detailed specifications ⌘ Read more
When the senior freelance developer learns his current mission is coming to an end ⌘ Read more
When I run the intern’s code before shipping to production ⌘ Read more
When a customer pays a visit to the office and there is a major production outage ⌘ Read more
When I find a piece of code which hasn’t been edited since the 90’s** ⌘ Read more
When we let the new junior dev conduct the demo ⌘ Read more
When I test my mic before joining a videoconference ⌘ Read more
When I’m stuck in a never ending meeting on Friday afternoon ⌘ Read more
When I see how the client uses the app ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy wants to demo a feature I am not done coding yet ⌘ Read more
When I go see the sysadmin to ask him for the root access ⌘ Read more
When my coworker shows me the workaround he had to set up for his feature to work ⌘ Read more
When I close the 46 tabs in my browser after I finally fixed my bug ⌘ Read more
When my manager seeks my approval in a client meeting for a technical matter I don’t understand at all ⌘ Read more
When a client tells me we can postpone his delivery if it helps me ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to work on the website’s design ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer forwards me a 300 pages long technical documentation ⌘ Read more
When I’m done with a big debugging session ⌘ Read more
My computer when I launch Android Studio ⌘ Read more
When we finally fixed a blocking bug ⌘ Read more
When my project gets one star on GitHub ⌘ Read more
When I see all the error logs showing up in the console ⌘ Read more
When the intern thanks me for helping him fix a bug ⌘ Read more
When I’m trying to optimize my algorithm ⌘ Read more
When I’m stuck in a long boring meeting ⌘ Read more
When I take a look at a legacy project out of curiosity ⌘ Read more
When we show the beta version to the client ⌘ Read more
When I get another error after trying to fix one ⌘ Read more
When my coworker successfully fixes the bug I’ve been working on for the past 2 days ⌘ Read more
When I try to follow the instructions to reproduce a bug ⌘ Read more
When I deploy a quickfix in production ⌘ Read more
When I get 50 errors for 20 lines of code ⌘ Read more
When I finally understand how a framework works ⌘ Read more
When the prod is down right after my delivery ⌘ Read more
When I’m waiting for my coworker to end his part so I can finish mine ⌘ Read more
When the front looks great but the back isn’t quite the same ⌘ Read more
When it’s Monday and I have to reopen the broken project I left on Friday ⌘ Read more
The Raspberry Pi which is still waiting to have a purpose after spending 4 years on my desk ⌘ Read more
When I take a look at the new specifications ⌘ Read more
When my build keeps failing after 20 fix attempts ⌘ Read more
When my coworker starts typing his password in front of me ⌘ Read more
When my code doesn’t work and I want to blame the language but it’s just because I forgot something ⌘ Read more
When I read the lib updates and realize I will have to rewrite my entire code ⌘ Read more
When the client sends us his own mockups made with PowerPoint ⌘ Read more
When the intern asks me how to fix a minor bug while I’m working on a production outage ⌘ Read more
When I do a quick demo to my project manager ⌘ Read more
When I’m on my way back home and realize I didn’t fix a bug before my delivery of the day ⌘ Read more
When I take a look at my old student projects ⌘ Read more
My manager when my demo fails completely ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer hears that the new guy doesn’t follow our naming convention ⌘ Read more
When my code doesn’t work anymore and I didn’t touch anything ⌘ Read more
When I come back on a project I know perfectly well ⌘ Read more
When my manager wants “a quick heads up” before the weekend ⌘ Read more
When we start a new project with my pair programming buddy ⌘ Read more
When our graphic designer hears that his work was not integrated properly ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy is back from his client meeting and sees me in the open space ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks if my code went through all the unit tests ⌘ Read more
When I receive a 3 hour meeting invite ⌘ Read more
When I’m waking up late after I spent the entire night coding ⌘ Read more
When I ask my manager if there will be a year-end bonus ⌘ Read more
When I ran my 15th build after trying to fix a bug and it still doesn’t work ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy asks me if one of his messed up new feature ideas is technically feasible ⌘ Read more
When I’m in the middle of an urgent delivery and the intern asks me if his form’s button is at the right place ⌘ Read more
Me after the lead developer explained his technical solution ⌘ Read more
When I open our helpdesk solution for the first time since I’m back from vacation ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy introduces our brand new feature to the clients ⌘ Read more
When I come back to work after a 3 week vacation ⌘ Read more
When I leave a 3 hour meeting on a Friday afternoon ⌘ Read more