# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 249
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/birb/twtxt.txt&offset=49
# next = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/birb/twtxt.txt&offset=149
@prologic hm.. wel.. k.\nI wanted to advertise this site but im too lazy to make a video, and I've never made an ad before lol.\nso what should we do to get more people, (besides in person) ?
@prologic hm.. wel.. k.
I wanted to advertise this site but im too lazy to make a video, and I've never made an ad before lol.
so what should we do to get more people, (besides in person) ?
I have made an Official subreddit for Twtxt.net!\nThere's only 1 member (me)\nWould anyone like to join?\nhere Is the subreddit!\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Twtxt/
congrats on 5 followers!\n\nI am King Birb
congrats on 5 followers!
I am King Birb
@prologic wait NO I meant 600 total twts on the site
I sniped the 600th
@prologic wait NO I meant 600 total twts on the site\nI sniped the 600th
As subjects of my kingdom, here are some laws.
Only I can be king.
Those who Treason shall be destroyed.
Those who disrespect the king also shall be destroyed.
To work in my government to make laws or rights, you must be a birb.
To be a citizen you must be a birb, or do the immigrant ritual.
To have Rights, you must be a birb or a citizen.
Your Rights.
right to freedom of speech
right to free healthcare.
right to work in the government.
right to criticize me, "fairly (no insults etc etc)
and most importantly,
the right to vote governors.
I am Birb King
As subjects of my kingdom, here are some laws.\nOnly I can be king.\nThose who Treason shall be destroyed.\nThose who disrespect the king also shall be destroyed.\nTo work in my government to make laws or rights, you must be a birb.\nTo be a citizen you must be a birb, or do the immigrant ritual.\nTo have Rights, you must be a birb or a citizen.\n\nYour Rights.\nright to freedom of speech\nright to free healthcare.\nright to work in the government.\nright to criticize me, "fairly (no insults etc etc)\nand most importantly,\nthe right to vote governors.\nI am Birb King
You are now part of my Kingdom, Kingdom O' Twt.
@deadguy no.\nI am king birb because I signed up earlier than you guys.\nI am king birb, and my subjects are ones that join after me.\nso I would say, my Kingdom has a population of around 10 people.
@deadguy no.
I am king birb because I signed up earlier than you guys.
I am king birb, and my subjects are ones that join after me.
so I would say, my Kingdom has a population of around 10 people.
hey, thanks for following, since I don't use a phone, what does twtxt movie look like?
@antonio @birb-friend its an ancient meme
like birds that are badass and do epic things, and birds that are aesthetic are called Birbs.
My name has no point, I just sniped Birb, because couldn't think of a good username.
Sniping is signing up on a social network with a rare username, like Birb,
because there are only about 300 people here, I was able to snipe it.
the last thing to say,
I AM KING BIRB
@antonio @birb-friend its an ancient meme\nlike birds that are badass and do epic things, and birds that are aesthetic are called Birbs.\nMy name has no point, I just sniped Birb, because couldn't think of a good username.\nSniping is signing up on a social network with a rare username, like Birb,\nbecause there are only about 300 people here, I was able to snipe it. \nthe last thing to say,\n\nI AM KING BIRB
I have the 600th twt.\n\n600 two's wow how far this has came.\nonly like 4 days ago, it had 460 something twts!
I have the 600th twt.
600 two's wow how far this has came.
only like 4 days ago, it had 460 something twts!
@birb-friend [title](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygsXpRuej70\n2020-10-27T18:22:45Z\tI have the 600th twt.\n\n600 two's wow how far this has came.\nonly like 4 days ago, it had 460 something twts!
@birb-friend [title](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygsXpRuej70
@prologic @dooven @iggi @tknz its good, it needs to show what twtxt acts like... we could make a new one and I could be the birb king!
@prologic On YouTube and Peertube.
PeerTube is part of the fediverse, group of decentralized social networks!
well, youtube is owned by Google.
@prologic On YouTube and Peertube.\nPeerTube is part of the fediverse, group of decentralized social networks!\nwell, youtube is owned by Google.
@prologic woah, thats in like Rhode Island right?\nlooks brutal. Hope the storm cleared up by now! \nI am Birb
@prologic woah, thats in like Rhode Island right?
looks brutal. Hope the storm cleared up by now!
I am Birb
@eveningwear @kt84 @tknz @prologic wait this was down early in the morning?\nare you running this at your house?\nI think you should get an external server.
@eveningwear @kt84 @tknz @prologic wait this was down early in the morning?
are you running this at your house?
I think you should get an external server.
@prologic u should make a funny ad, you could narrator and I could be the BIRB KING!
*EVERYONE* hey I have idea\nwhat if we make a funny ad and prologic could be narrator, and the actors could be us, and I could be the *echoes* BIRB KING.\nand we could act that we are here *microblogging* 2 each other
*EVERYONE* hey I have idea
what if we make a funny ad and prologic could be narrator, and the actors could be us, and I could be the *echoes* BIRB KING.
and we could act that we are here *microblogging* 2 each other
@birb-friend Thank you fellow birb
I AM KING BIRB.
NO ONE IS ABOVE ME
@birb-friend Thank you fellow birb\n\nI AM KING BIRB.\nNO ONE IS ABOVE ME
why u say you are my frien
@prologic I think its growing like 1-5 users everyday!\ndidn't u mention once that you ran this on a small server?\nhow many people can it hold? 1000?\nI don't think its a good idea to reveal it to, ya know like a ton of people.\nlike say, you post about this on youtube or something, and it goes viral. Twtxt is absolutely DESTROYED.\n\nI am birb
@prologic I think its growing like 1-5 users everyday!
didn't u mention once that you ran this on a small server?
how many people can it hold? 1000?
I don't think its a good idea to reveal it to, ya know like a ton of people.
like say, you post about this on youtube or something, and it goes viral. Twtxt is absolutely DESTROYED.
I am birb
@prologic how come .gif don't play?
I would like them too! :D 
@prologic how come .gif don't play?\nI would like them too! :D
@kt84 @prologic @dooven i am the birb king.
no one has equal or above power than me, Birb.
*yeets parrot violently* 
@kt84 @prologic @dooven i am the birb king.\nno one has equal or above power than me, Birb.\n*yeets parrot violently*
hey welcome to the club! :D
@prologic @dooven thanks logic!
this place is really cool, I like it.
I've only been here 3 days and I'm already famous! :D
I have 5 followers.
I am a famous birb.
that is why...
I AM THE KING BIRB
@prologic @dooven thanks logic!\nthis place is really cool, I like it. \nI've only been here 3 days and I'm already famous! :D\nI have 5 followers.\nI am a famous birb.\nthat is why...\nI AM THE KING BIRB
@prologic oh dats ok!
I hope twtxt will become a thriving community,
right now, its basically a secret society.
Birb
@prologic oh dats ok!\n\nI hope twtxt will become a thriving community,\nright now, its basically a secret society.\nBirb
@kt84 hello fellow birb.
I am king birb
@kt84 hello fellow birb.\n\nI am king birb
@prologic how many people visit twtxt every month?
wait did u say 1.5 MILLION?!
1.5 MILLION people visit here?!
wait did u say 1.5 MILLION?!\n1.5 MILLION people visit here?!
How long did it take to make twixt.net, and how??\n\n 
How long did it take to make twixt.net, and how??
@prologic wow ok, I guess u could say this is something like a secret society.
its a good thing, becuase I AM THE ONE BIRB
anyone claiming to be a birb shall be destroyed, I AM THE ONE BIRB
@prologic wow ok, I guess u could say this is something like a secret society.\n\nits a good thing, becuase I AM THE ONE BIRB\nanyone claiming to be a birb shall be destroyed, I AM THE ONE BIRB
@prologic How many total users are on Twtxt?
1000?
thx for building Twt! :D
@prologic How many total users are on Twtxt?\n1000?\n\nthx for building Twt! :D
@prologic How many users are on ENTIRE twixt?\nis it 500-1000 maybe?\n\nI am birb
@prologic How many users are on ENTIRE twixt?
is it 500-1000 maybe?
I am birb
Thank you for 3 followers! :)
~Birb~
Thank you for 3 followers! :)\n\n~Birb~
@birb this is me, IM BEUTIFUL
\nI AM BIRB
I AM BIRB
