# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# next = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://www.lord-enki.net/twtxt.txt&offset=5027
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Band name of the day: the active measures
Band name of the day: citogenesis
If your website isn't usable in w3m in offline mode, it's not really a website
Band name of the day: amber phenomena
Band name of the day: the association of electrizers
Band name of the day: The New Motor
Band name of the day: a new and powerful god
Band name of the day: rizomorph
Band name of the day: alien fire (from the mercy seat)
Is there a term for absurd euphemisms constructed for censoring dialogue for television -- like 'melon farmer' and 'this is what happens when you meet a stranger in the alps'? Is there a database of them?
All this end of year stuff is coming in too quick. It's the first week of december. Wasn't Halloween the other day or somehting?
mine shaft gap vs pine gap
Band name of the day: the red center
Bad idea of the day: Instead of a greatest hits album, a greatest failures album: a collection of all the tracks that made the least money and got the least attention (despite never being intended as deep cuts)
Band name of the day: the corpse trade
Band name of the day: mount unpleasant
Nevermind Die Hard -- Strange Days is the best christmas movie
Band name of the day: the history of an error
Today in recruiter spam, somebody wants me to teach Latvian in Brooklyn. Why do they think I know Latvian? Why does literally every recruiter think I can commute to NYC?
Since related ideas are circulating again, here's my freshly reheated take: making sure your criticisms of reprehensible people are on-topic (focusing on the represhensible parts of them) solves all kinds of problems.
Bad idea of the day: a browser extention that requests the wayback machine spider whatever pages you visit as you visit them
Band name of the day: pocket symphony
Band name of the day: american magic & dread
Band name of the day: death at that income level
Band name of the day: major chambers
Band name of the day: the power haunts
Band name of the day: conspiracies of the body
Band name of the day: central meat / central whip
Band name of the day: fleshcops
Band name of the day: infinite dick parade
To a reserve a table for my new hyper-exclusive resturant, cut a potato in half, put a twenty dollar bill inside, and bury it in your back yard during a new moon; if your application is accepted, we will contact you.
Band name of the day: death banana
Band name of the day: body harm revenge & property destruction
Band name of the day: hexenhammer
Is it *normal* to shut down the postal service when a former president dies?
Band name of the day: inverted yield curve
Band name of the day: snowmath
1) don't confuse 'the internet' with 'the web'; 2) don't confuse 'the web' with 'social media'; 3) don't confuse 'social media' with 'corporate social media'
Band name of the day: adversarial pornography
Let's be real, here. Approximately zero of you on this social network are not also on tumblr. (And, I am cross-posting this to several social networks.) The culture isn't gonna change much with a post-tumblr exodus.
mods are asleep post female-presenting nipples
Band name of the day: continuous partial conflict
Band name of the day: Hofstadter's butterfly
Apparently a bunch of air bud sequels are leaving netflix tomorrow so if you really want to watch air bud sequels better get on that
Band name of the day: keen data goober