# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 305
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/kt84/twtxt.txt&offset=5
# next = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://twtxt.net/user/kt84/twtxt.txt&offset=105
@becrobinson86 @prologic (re good morning ) we get the compostable pods from coles.
@wmoh Hi! Welcome to our little community@its great to have you!
@prologic Crikey!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Wow this pod is getting busy!! ๐Ÿฅณ I wonโ€™t have time to work anymore. I need to check my twts!!
@stats hooray 100!!!! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ
@hellson let there be.... water?
@hellson knowing you.. that would not have been straight coffee ๐Ÿคฃ
@dev team.. pull refresh please ๐Ÿ™‚
@becrobinson86 yum!!! Any sauce? Iโ€™m obsessed with sauce ... ๐Ÿ˜‹
@hjertnes omg havenโ€™t thought about that movie in years!!
@off_grid_living that looks delicious!!! Whatโ€™s the sauce?
@prologic oh yeah sorry no idea how to fix it. Not my forte ๐Ÿคฃ
@prologic I love how @dooven made that video of the bug. How did you do that???
@prologic oh yeah totally! I think our frozen chips are safe!
Now to do some serious marketing!! ๐Ÿคฉ
OMG my pod is up and running!!! https://4069.twt.social/ Check it out!! ๐Ÿฅณ
@prologic how do you know itโ€™s morning if you never slept?!?
@tknz @prologic Ohhh I want a pod too!! ๐Ÿคฉ
@felixp7 hey there! We sure do have room! Welcome to our little community! ๐Ÿฅณ
@prologic @lukem (Surface Duo) your post brought back memories of people stabbing their little windows phones with those weird styluses!! ๐Ÿ˜†
Hooray for the long weekend!!
@off_grid_living companion planting at kids school!
@tim hi !!! Welcome to our little community! Great to have you on board!! ๐Ÿฅณ
@lukem (dinner) errr have you see the recipe feed?!? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ we invite people for take out ๐Ÿคฃ
Dinner plans?
@prologic is that a local wonder?!?
@everyone. Apologies Iโ€™ve just been informed twtxt will NEVER be sold to twitter. Not even for 60 billion. ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ
@jack @prologic where the F*** is it then???? Not like they canโ€™t afford to fund their โ€˜special projectโ€™. FFS twtxt has 4 Open source engineers and a budget of exactly... $0. ๐Ÿ˜ณ***
@jack @prologic please feel free to make us an offer of 60 billion dollars. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค‘
@prologic (re brewing company name's beer) no!! Thank goodness!!
https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/beer-company-accidentally-names-ale-maori-word-for-pubic-hair/news-story/65b9299923b7498c7bba3eb26cd20c5f ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@stats come on 100 users!!!!! ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™€๏ธ
Love the new logo!! I like the quill too on the app? Can we keep that?
TestFlight!!! Woohoo!!! Love it!!
@prologic what a beautiful dog!! I bet heโ€™s never in trouble!! ๐Ÿถ
@dooven that is truly horrendous!!!
@off_grid_living took your advice and filled my new garden beds up with fallen paperbark trees! Also ordered 9cubic metres of green mulch! ๐Ÿ˜…
@rob great avatar!!! Glad to you managed to get your old mate in... blanket ๐Ÿ˜‚
@evd3v good day to you! Welcome to our community!! Great to have you here! ๐ŸŽ‰
@yhchan hey! Great to see you join our little community!
@annekemp Cant wait to hear more about the endangered Australian Lungfish!
@antonio I think @prologic is actually a robot. ๐Ÿ˜‚
@becrobinson86 the traffic around the city was horrendous today! WTF was everyone doing?!?! (For those thinking โ€˜hypocriteโ€™ I was WORKING!!) ๐Ÿ˜‚
@antonio OMG that looks amazing!! Iโ€™ve already got my first POD idea set!!
@evgeny_kalinin hi!! Welcome to twtxt! If you need any help you can reach out to @support or @prologic or even @antonio. Canโ€™t wait for your next twt!
@prologic @hjertnes well I donโ€™t have a twtxt file on my computer so I am thankful to the hardworking developers who have made twtxt inclusive to all, regardless of technological know-how. ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜Š
Oh wow soo excited about the atom syndication format!!! My life is now complete ๐Ÿค“
@prologic @rell (re Launch!) yes! Itโ€™s a king parrot, we have a pair that regularly visit our garden
@prologic @rell (re Launch!) hi !! Welcome to our little community! Love your avatar!!
@prologic Hooray for Friday!! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿคช
@prologic Update I think twitter have reinstated his account. He had to remove a video saying kids are immune to COVID. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
@prologic thatโ€™s his pooping lane ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@ocdtrekkie welcome to twtxt! Great to see another new member of our little community! (Pod)
@hellson does being at work and having nothing to do count?!?
@becrobinson86 thatโ€™s a good one.. ๐Ÿ˜‚
@ Everyone, apologies for my twt silence today. A very bad thing happened... I had to go to work. ๐Ÿ˜ž (like a real job).
@prologic @dooven (re community manager) is that the same as โ€˜Brand Ambassadorโ€™???? ๐Ÿ˜Ž
@becrobinson86 yummm!!! Want some ๐Ÿ˜‹
@prologic @lukem nah youโ€™re one of the family mate!!
@prologic thatโ€™s a truly beautiful photo. Do you do photography as well as tech? ๐Ÿง
@lukem thank goodness my Monday is nearly finished!!
@goofmint hey there! Welcome to twtxt! Great to have you in our community! ๐Ÿค— if you need help shout out to support and check out the feeds section!
@prologic @shahzeb thanks for making twtxt great!!!!
@everyone.. apologies Iโ€™ve just been informed the โ€˜monstrosityโ€™ is what runs my Netflix ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ
@prologic what is that monstrosity???? Wouldnโ€™t want it in my house ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฃ
For anyone interested my new avatar is an Australian King Parrot who recently visited our garden
@eli_oat I recently did some weeding! ๐Ÿ˜‚
Oh ๐Ÿ’ฉ! Back to the whiteboard! (Literally). ๐Ÿง
@dooven woohoo!!! Plans???
@hellson Driving around Brisbane today and noticing quite a few NSW number plates... ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ
@prologic If there are any lurkers out there... sign up and join in the fun!! ๐Ÿคช
@hjertnes the only way to flush the turd is for all Americans to vote. Less than 60% of Americans exercise their democratic right to vote in elections. https://usafacts.org/articles/how-many-americans-vote-and-how-do-voting-rates-vary-state/
@dooven thanks for the twtxt updates!!
@hellson you are the original twtxt influenzer. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@off_grid_living I know what you mean, I moved a paver 2 days ago and am still recovering. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚
@hjertnes To do that: VOTE.
@lukem I donโ€™t get it. Does perseverance poop the names out as it goes along? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ #shitposting
@mikerob82 good one!!
Best not to ask me for help... Iโ€™m just here to get all the free gifts. #breakingnews https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/influencer-slammed-for-asking-pr-companies-for-birthday-gifts/news-story/20903c6331c347563f71b1a084318a91
Tube.mills.io Who built this fabulous thing; I wonder. ๐Ÿง
On a personal note: a big shoutout to the work experience girl at our local coffee spot. Good job!! โ˜•๏ธ
@eli_oat Learning to re socialise- the new adulting. Is there an app for that?!?
@lukem geez maciej, get it together. #Prologic built this in a day.
@prologic but Iโ€™ve only got 4 packs of toilet paper left !!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Two people 50kms from me have been diagnosed with Covid... time to start PANIC BUYING!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Watch out for the exploding ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿคญhttps://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/food-warnings/ballistic-beer-company-exploding-twang-brambleberry-sour-cans-recalled/news-story/7d16747b6a81330910b572e8ebbd5948
@prologic will twtxt become a combination of twitter and instagram?!?! ๐Ÿคž
Test #2
Test
@prologic ๐Ÿ› alert !!!!
A big hi and welcome to all the new twtxt peeps!!!!
A big hi and welcome to all the new twtxt peeps!!!!
@rob that sounds slow... ???
@prologic say whaaaaat now?? Thereโ€™s gonna be a twtxt app!!!!!! ๐Ÿฅณ
@prologic Thatโ€™s awesome!!! Get your marketing team on to it!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@prologic YO! Whereโ€™s todayโ€™s update? I live for this SH@T man!!!!
@prologic WOW this just keeps getting better every day!! Thanks for the updates!!
@prologic WOW this just keeps getting better every day!! Thanks for the updates!!
News and automated feeds section is awesome!! Have even found some new ones to follow! Thanks for the update @prologic. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Great little App? Canโ€™t believe itโ€™s free!!! I would pay for this...