# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 7127
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://www.lord-enki.net/twtxt.txt&offset=5127
# next = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://www.lord-enki.net/twtxt.txt&offset=5227
# prev = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://www.lord-enki.net/twtxt.txt&offset=5027
Today is Christmas Eve. Celebrate with Christmas Adam.
Today is Christmas Eve. Celebrate by casting elaborate home-made gifts into the roiling surf & watching them be smashed against the rocks by the wrath of Neptune.
Band name of the day: rat nausea
Band name of the day: urgent lumps
Spotify's 'release radar' seems to use artist name instead of artist ID, which is annoying now that there are mediocre french soundcloud rappers named Devo and Rush
Angus Scrimm looks like a guy whose name is fucking Angus Scrimm
I'd love to see Trigger do a Geobreeders series. The premise had so much potential: a multi-generational war between chuunibyos with computer sigils and shape-shifting cats made of radio waves who live on the internet.
What are the aethyric ramifications of a live Joe Bob marathon on the solstice? I imagine it must be really fucking up the ley lines.
Bad idea of the day: autonomous self-driving solar-powered vending machines
Periodic reminder that cash is more anonymous than bitcoin (because the serial numbers of bills are not recorded with every transaction). If you want to really be anonymous, do all your buying in quarters, from venting machines
Recommended whole-web text replacement: s/man/mom/
If you find yourself mentally replying to the title of an article before the text actually loads, maybe close it, because you're probably being fucked with.
If it doesn't work properly with javascript turned off, it's not really a website. If it doesn't work properly with css turned off, it's not really a website. If it doesn't work properly in a text-only environment, it's not really a website.
Bad idea of the day: set your terminal font to Brand New Roman before starting to code
Bad idea of the day: bumble bee mounted wifi mesh network APs
Fracturing left unity to own the libs
Band name of the day: coordinated inauthentic behavior
Band name of the day: freestyle acupuncture
Band name of the day: cerulean process
Band name of the day: horned werewolf
Band name of the day: modern sound synthesis
Band name of the day: manual of disasters
Band name of the day: fresh and desperate wailing
Band name of the day: silver gleaming death machine
Band name of the day: steel hour