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@stigatle Safe ride, don't get injured!
@bender Ah, thank you! <3 So, 14:00 UTC+2 might work out.
Heck yeah! I saw my first slow worm this year. Very cool. :-) We also came across some art in the woods. Surprisingly, the blackberries in the forest were mellower than the ones on the south side bushes with sun exposure all day long.

Blackberries
@prologic I will try. Which time was it again?

The search engine is broken:

> Error error parsing created field: parsing time "1689093798000000000" as "2006-01-02T15:04:05Z07:00": cannot parse "093798000000000" as "-"
@movq Ah, I did not have a portable diskman. Just a stationary radio with an integrated CD player. Or my parent's stereo. But it's sooo long ago, I can't remember how long switching tracks took. Yeah, on second thought, maybe a second. Well, that actually improved then. Finally. Nice. :-) Loading the CD took several seconds, that's for sure. And some devices were certainly slower than others.
@prologic @bender Yep, @xuu's watcher would be my guess as well. :-D
@movq @bender Thanks, mates. I was on the fence with 13 and 15. :-)
@movq There's a big difference between being usable somehow and having fun using it. My tolerable limits are lower, but yeah. Up to five seconds for the "next track"? What music player are you using? :-D This must happen in way under a second, and luckily, this works here. :-) (But I'm also not streaming my music, it's all on the local disk.)
@abucci Can you please check if you reported @xuu's IP address 162.211.155.2 on mistake and let his ISP know that this was some false alarm? They're monitoring his traffic to your server and treating this as continued abuse. :-(

(His twts have been synced to your yarnd by yarnd's gossip protocol.)
@abucci Just making sure you're seeing @xuu's twt, in case he's still on your blacklist:

> Hey so.. i just got an email from my ISP saying they will terminate my service. Did i break something @abucci ?
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> – https://txt.sour.is/twt/oohzbqa
@movq My issue is, now that we have the chance of getting something fast, people artificially slow it down again. Wether they think it's cool that they added some slow animation or just lack of knowledge or whatever. The absolute performance does not translate to the relative performance that I observe. Completely wasted potential. :-(

In today's economy, nobody optimizes something if it can be just called good enough with the next generation hardware. That's especially the mindset of big coorporations.

Anyway, getting sidetracked from the original post. :-)
@prologic Yup. Didn't regret climbing these three hundred odd meters of elevation. :-)
@stigatle Worky, worky now! :-)

Mate, these are some really nice gems! What a stunning landscape. I love it. Holy cow, that wooden church looks really sick. Even though, I'm not a scroll guy and prefer simple, straight designs, I have to say, that the interior craftmanship is something to admire.
@stigatle Welcome back! I don't know what's going on, but all the photos fail to load for me. Wget reports decoding errors for the received TLS packets. :-?
Went for a walk onto my backyard mountain again and ate the first three wild blackberries of the season. Watching the sunset unfold from the summit was quite spectacular. The solar disk was glowing extremely blood red. The photos show it way too white, though.

Blood red sunset

More: https://lyse.isobeef.org/waldspaziergang-2024-07-24/
@xuu Interesting!
@movq It's fascinating how people always find ways to completely waste all gained resource improvements and speedups and beyond, so every new and more powerful computer actually feels like a big step backwards. :-( The web shit is particularly terrible.
@prologic I reckon, it's just so that they can say: "Oh, whoopsy daisy. Too bad that you fell for our trap. Sorry, it's entirely your own fault. Go away, leave us alone."

The bullet point 8.6 continues right away (I forgot the ellipsis in my initial quote, excuse me):

> \n Customer agrees that it is Customer’s responsibility to ensure safe use of an Offering and the CrowdStrike Tools in such applications and installations. CROWDSTRIKE DOES NOT WARRANT ANY THIRD PARTY PRODUCTS OR SERVICES.

And in the one before that:

> 8.5 No Guarantee. CUSTOMER ACKNOWLEDGES, UNDERSTANDS, AND AGREES THAT CROWDSTRIKE DOES NOT GUARANTEE OR WARRANT THAT IT WILL FIND, LOCATE, OR DISCOVER ALL OF CUSTOMER’S OR ITS AFFILIATES’ SYSTEM THREATS, VULNERABILITIES, MALWARE, AND MALICIOUS SOFTWARE, AND CUSTOMER AND ITS AFFILIATES WILL NOT HOLD CROWDSTRIKE RESPONSIBLE THEREFOR.

In other words: "Just give us your money and hope for the best. It might work. Maybe." Nope, of course it doesn't.
@prologic I reckon, it's just so that they can say: "Oh, whoopsy daisy. Too bad that you fell for our trap. Sorry, it's entirely your own fault. Go away, leave us alone."

The bullet point 8.6 continues right away (I forgot the ellipsis in my initial quote, excuse me):

> […] Customer agrees that it is Customer’s responsibility to ensure safe use of an Offering and the CrowdStrike Tools in such applications and installations. CROWDSTRIKE DOES NOT WARRANT ANY THIRD PARTY PRODUCTS OR SERVICES.

And in the one before that:

> 8.5 No Guarantee. CUSTOMER ACKNOWLEDGES, UNDERSTANDS, AND AGREES THAT CROWDSTRIKE DOES NOT GUARANTEE OR WARRANT THAT IT WILL FIND, LOCATE, OR DISCOVER ALL OF CUSTOMER’S OR ITS AFFILIATES’ SYSTEM THREATS, VULNERABILITIES, MALWARE, AND MALICIOUS SOFTWARE, AND CUSTOMER AND ITS AFFILIATES WILL NOT HOLD CROWDSTRIKE RESPONSIBLE THEREFOR.

In other words: "Just give us your money and hope for the best. It might work. Maybe." Nope, of course it doesn't.
Thanks, @aelaraji! :-) I nearly missed it, because the shutters are closed to keep the heat out.
This sunset was nicer in person: https://lyse.isobeef.org/abendhimmel-2024-07-22/

Sunset
@movq What a pity for all the effort!
It's also funny to read their terms and conditions:

> 8.6 \n THE OFFERINGS AND CROWDSTRIKE TOOLS ARE NOT FAULT-TOLERANT AND ARE NOT DESIGNED OR INTENDED FOR USE IN ANY HAZARDOUS ENVIRONMENT REQUIRING FAIL-SAFE PERFORMANCE OR OPERATION. NEITHER THE OFFERINGS NOR CROWDSTRIKE TOOLS ARE FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION, NUCLEAR FACILITIES, COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, WEAPONS SYSTEMS, DIRECT OR INDIRECT LIFE-SUPPORT SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL, OR ANY APPLICATION OR INSTALLATION WHERE FAILURE COULD RESULT IN DEATH, SEVERE PHYSICAL INJURY, OR PROPERTY DAMAGE.

That's why all airports remained operational. Oh wait…
It's also funny to read their terms and conditions:

> 8.6 […] THE OFFERINGS AND CROWDSTRIKE TOOLS ARE NOT FAULT-TOLERANT AND ARE NOT DESIGNED OR INTENDED FOR USE IN ANY HAZARDOUS ENVIRONMENT REQUIRING FAIL-SAFE PERFORMANCE OR OPERATION. NEITHER THE OFFERINGS NOR CROWDSTRIKE TOOLS ARE FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION, NUCLEAR FACILITIES, COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, WEAPONS SYSTEMS, DIRECT OR INDIRECT LIFE-SUPPORT SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL, OR ANY APPLICATION OR INSTALLATION WHERE FAILURE COULD RESULT IN DEATH, SEVERE PHYSICAL INJURY, OR PROPERTY DAMAGE.

That's why all airports remained operational. Oh wait…
@movq No, no, not snarky at all. That's just their Aussie name. :-)
@prologic Right, I hate it. I'd stick to regular pagination and page sizes that are reasonable large. But if you think another approach is better, go for it. It's your sofware after all.
Ah, thanks, @bender! Yeah, that combines the disadvantages of both approaches and successfully throws away the advantages. I actually know at least two webshops with that terrible UI.
@prologic What's that?
@prologic Just look at their website. Yesterday, there was this quote, it's already gone by now:

> Cybersecurity’s AI-native platform for the XDR era

Mo-mo-mo-monster bingo!

Someone archived this screnshot, that I've also seen yesterday: https://assets.chaos.social/cache/media_attachments/files/112/812/257/953/926/994/original/c9de6459751f2ebf.png „Your company can be ruined in just 62 minutes“ Luckily, ClownStrike can shorten this timeframe even more. :-D

@movq I hope all admins can at least tell management: Told you so! But of course, no manager gets fired for their bloody stupid decision.

@xuu We got several e-mails about this whole desaster at work.
@prologic I do not like infinite scroll at all. I think it is an anti-pattern. It doesn't let me quickly jump ahead. Pagination is superior in that regard.
@prologic @movq Haha, didn't affect me or my direct workmates either. But our scrummie logged off with BSOD and another workmate also told me to have already experienced three with successful reboots, though. Another branch was completely offline and I heard rumors about factories being shut down, too.

Anyone who reads the CrowdStrike self-description and then buys the product has really earned a major fault.

This is exactly what's going to happen, movq. Zero lessons learned. No consequences. Maybe just a bit more snake oil on top.
@movq Yeah, I don't get it either. Some "security" scanner at work also complains about "dead" libraries all the time, just because the most recent commit is a few years or even just months old. What a giant joke.

This mindset _might_ come from today's kids who can build stuff only with gazillions of dependencies. And plenty of these suck, are full of bugs, vulnerabilities and bad code in general. So they have to be patched constantly. If one is always surrounded by that, it just feels normal. One might even come to the conclusion that it simply has to naturally be that way. And then, the incorrect deduction is that the project is abandoned, once there are no new commits in a week. It maybe doesn't occur to these people that it is actually possible to work out differently.

To be fair, there is also a lot of unfinished and truly dead code out there. So that assures their theory even further, once they stumble across one of those projects.

And the same doesn't only happen to private projects. All enterprise software systems also pull in so much stuff, that there is always something to update.

The lack of proper planning, just building and delivering buggy banana software in cycles and the mindset of shipping fast and often and doing things agile in general does not do this any favor. It just feels like today's sofware is never ever finished. And if it finally reaches such a point, it must be dead.

I know of some otherwise reeeeaaaaally great software developers who also think that way. I don't understand why they disagree with us here. :-?
@movq Why would that be surprising? :-) They definitely fit my style of music. Well, I don't wanna know how much a ticket is. And the Wasen is also a terrible location. :-D

The overcrowded train was run by GoAhead, the S-Bahn by DB. They're interchangeably bad.

Over fifty kilometers is a very long bike ride. That at least doubles my commute to more than six hours in total. No, thanks. ;-)
@movq It requires heaps of discipline. Lots of.
@movq @prologic Good analysis! Another aspect is: Trying out new stuff is appealing to a lot of people. I'm certainly not unguilty of that either. But when you experiment, things will naturally go wrong somewhere at some point. You probably don't even know that at this point in time and realize this only much later. If at all.

To make it better, throwing things away and starting over with the newly aquired knowledge would be the right thing to do. But that doesn't happen for a myriad of reasons. So you ended up with overly complex stuff.

A bit like building a prototype and keeping it alive forever. "Denn nichts hält länger als ein Provisorium." – "Nothing is more definitive than the temporary."

Then there comes in feature creep. And preliminary optim^Wfeatures, "hey, maybe somebody would like to bla in the future, let's add this".
I just heard AC/DC play live in Stuttgart-Bad Cannstatt for the first time in my life!

Well, when I was waiting for my train home on the station platform. I didn't recognize that it was Acca Dacca, and I tried hard. In fact, the stage was 500 meters away, so it was just some music-like sound that found its way into my ears. Still kinda cool to know that I heard them live.

I had a barbie with my old workmates. That's why I have a story to tell now. On the way there, the train was hopelessly overcrowded with AC/DC fans. You couldn't fall down, simply impossible. It was like in the videos of Japanese subways, where guards press in passengers to utilize every square centimeter. At later stations, plenty of people didn't get in. Not a chance. This caused quite some delays. And boy, was it hot in there. Streams of sweat running down everywhere.

Originally, I wanted to meet up with a workmate in a city train for the second part of the trip. Due to a signal failure, his train was delayed, though. It got delayed even more and more and was finally cancelled altogether. I eventually got my connecting train while he was still stuck and decided to abort mission and go home after 40 minutes. Catching my connection was another adventure. It was rerouted to another platform, of course without announcement. Because why would you? Fuck the passengers! Luckily, I noticed that it took a different branch at the switch on arrival and ran down and up the stairs to the other platform. The delay counter in this train showed 40 minutes when I finally got off.

With the exception of Acca Dacca, the way home was pleasantly uneventful. Just a few minutes delay and a relatively low passenger volume.

I'm so grateful for not having to experience all this shit on a daily basis anymore. Not looking forward to the next time I have to go into the city. Not at all.
@prologic Haha, no, I meant something work-related. ;-)

But you're right, yarnd has potential for improvement, too (what doesn't?). Rest assured, there are several universes between the two. And yarnd is lightyears ahead.
@movq Oh dear, people who have to always get an answer immediately have all sorts of issues. :-( They're dead losses.

I will not use WhatsApp in a million years. It's not worth it. Might be trickier with family members, but I also refuse to use such stuff. It definitely degrades some friends to aquaintances, but oh well. If I don't know what I'm "missing out" on, then I simply cannot miss it. On the positive side, it frees my time for other things. :-)
@movq @prologic Just slowly creating software is not enough. It doesn't cut it. The focus has to be on quality. I see suuuper slow progress in a project, but the quality still totally sucks balls.
@movq Ta! :-)
@movq Yeah, my software is definitely completely irrelevant to everyone else.

I don't send my bank or insurance company any bug report e-mails or the like. I'm talking about mailing software developers or projects. On a side note, though, I've seen lot of (German) companies use GMail & other terrible mail providers. My former employer fell also in this category (so does my current one, but at least I receive all e-mails).
Some colored spots in the sky this evening: https://lyse.isobeef.org/abendhimmel-2024-07-14/

Blackbird on a ridge with a slightly colored sky in the background
@prologic Haha, we're already in summer. :-)

@movq No, both are a manmade lakes and ponds, but the fish are real. :-) In fact, the fish are in the much smaller "tadpole pond" as I call it. The tadpoles are now all gone and we've seen tiiiiiny frogs jumping around. But we were not successful in capturing them on film. Maybe fish were brought in these artificial lakes by mankind, too, I don't know. Good question.
@movq @prologic Maybe your softwares are just perfect and there are simply no bug reports and contributions required. :-)

I reckon if someone really wanted to participate, they will. Despite where it is hosted.

I just also see the issue with smaller mail servers being blocked by the large ones. This also happened to me I believe. My mails just never made it to the people. Or they were ignored, I cannot tell.
My mate and I went on a hike yesterday: https://lyse.isobeef.org/waldspaziergang-2024-07-13/

Three butterflies
@movq Yikes, true! The hail covered road looks super sick. I'm very glad living in my area.
@movq Having juggled all the low level bits makes one also appreciate higher level languages. At least that's my own experience.
By the way, @xuu, it looks like you're running an old, buggy version of yarnd, that duplicates twts in the feed on edit.
@xuu @bender Yeah, we're quite lucky with this very, very wet summer this year. It's supposed to be just 21°C today, good hiking conditions. Some nice 16°C to cool off the house right now, I love it. Tomorrow, temps are rising again, though.
The 26°C humidity was through the roof and we just barely escaped the thunderstorm on our stroll. Only the adjacent rain hit us hard. Black clouds caught up on us and we decided to take cover at a barn. Not even a minute later it started to rain cats and dogs for ten minutes straight. Holy crap, that was cool to watch. :-) Also, the smell of rain was just beautiful.

We then decided to continue our return in the light drizzle. But it then got much heavier again and we got completely soaked. With the wet t-shirt and the wind it actually felt rather cold. I anticipated to get rained on, so I left my camera at home. Plenty of paths turned into brook landscapes, several centimeter deep creeks ran down the hilly trails. Quite fascinating. :-)

The sunset a few minutes ago wasn't too bad:

Sunset
@prologic Haha, didn't expect that from the introduction. :-D
@movq Ah, I see.
@prologic Your message got a bit mangled up I reckon, not sure if I understand it. I don't find these lists hard to read. The question is more, which of the standards do you follow? I doubt that another package really helps a lot. I mean, one can just use the codes already if one wanted to.
@shreyan Hell yeah, that looks great! I love it. :-) Where is this?
@prologic @movq At least Python's `argparse` module seems to use LSB's recommended exit code 2 for argument invocation errors.
@movq And all of a sudden, a week has passed. :-D Hahaha, I know. Let's *quickly* finish this tiny thing here…
@movq Yeah, the "Vernichter" is a pretty violent word. ;-) Oh, you have one? I don't know when I last used a shredder. Must have been when I was a kid. Hm, what do you shred? Unwanted invoices? :'-D
Oh, this is interesting! Reading the Crafting Interpreters book, I came across a table of exit codes in FreeBSD.

I didn't know that a command line usage error is supposed to report exit code 64. In the past I either simply exited with 1 or sometimes each exit statement got its own dedicated number. The latter came in useful for debugging shell scripts. I exactly knew which branch was executed. That was handy when the error messages were similar or even the same.

I was always wondering if there is some kind of a standard, but I never did my reasearch. Looking at other people's code, it always seemed to me that everybody just did wantever they wanted to in regards to exit codes. I just looked up what else is out there and systemd also defines heaps of errors. It even references the FreeBSD one and links to the Linux Standard Base specification, too. Cool, cool!

Do you guys know of these conventions and make use of them?
Hahaha, @bender! Watching some YouTubers I get the impression that this is even legal in Utah. :-D
@movq Oh wow, couple of days!? You're *very* passionate about that. ;-) Respect, reverse-engineering this sort of thing is waaay beyond my capabilities. This sort of stuff is too low-level for me.
@movq I like the term "Reißwolf". But I have to admit, there are not a lot of opportunities to actually use it. Do you think this word has been superseded by "Schredder"? Or even "Aktenvernichter"? :-D
Hahaha, @movq:

> And then be very thankful that we don’t have to deal with this anymore today. 😂

That's exactly what I thought when reading your explanations. :-D
@prologic Yep, when I'm searching for "monkey", I get this error. https://search.twtxt.net/search?q=monkey&f= Looks like the data model might be corrupted or so.
Looks like the search engine is broken, @prologic:

> Error error parsing created field: parsing time "1713565714000000000" as "2006-01-02T15:04:05Z07:00": cannot parse "565714000000000" as "-"

And now it's even offline according to Clownflare…
Hahaha, _of course_ @prologic created his own monkey language fork. Nice! :-)
Hell yeah! Thanks to @movq's asciiworld I was able to to just spot the ISS. And the coolest thing ever was a small shooting star that came down right in front of the ISS when it just passed Ursa Major! :-) Holy cow, how fucking cool is that!? Mega awesome! Thanks mate for this brilliant program! <3 Absolutely worth every minute you spent on it! Thank you sooo much! :-) I'm super hyped right now. I really gotta go to bed now, though.
@mckinley Oh yes, back in the days, Firefox did percent-encode on copy. I remember that I was positively surprised about that cool feature. Not sure when they ripped it out. :-(
I just came across seven fireflies in total tonight, two females. However, I failed to get them even in frame. They were sitting pretty low and with all the hundreds of leaves around, I couldn't position the camera so that they weren't always in the way. You move around two centimeters left to right or up and down and couldn't see them anymore. The display was also waaaay too bright so spot anything. I really do need an analog view finder. The second female was hiding somewhere in 07.

I played around with my torch's green light and the camera for the first time. I have to practise and learn quite a bit. The tripod was definitely needed. With full zoom, the tripod was not rigid enough, though. Pressing the trigger button moved the cam quite a lot.

You might be able to make out Ursa Major in 06 in between the pixel errors. The clear night sky was very beautiful, I enjoyed it a lot. I also saw a bunch of satellites flying around. No shooting star, though.

https://lyse.isobeef.org/nachtwanderung-2024-07-07/
@prologic If you lower your expections to -10 or so, they may turn out alright. :-D
@prologic No, my camera is way too shitty in the darkness. But let's see if I just give it a try tonight and bring a tripod.
In comparison to the last times, today's firefly hunt was rather mediocre. Just 14 specimens. However, even ten females sitting in the bushes and only four flying males. Certainly a female record, thus, can't complain. I also came across five, six toads. And I heard a deer escaping into the woods. Couldn't see anything, but it sounded like hoofs on the asphalt in front of me.

The rain finally got me, it was forecast to arrive later. Oh well.

Loud music from town blasted uphill into the forest. And fireworks reverbed with loud bangs over the hills in the middle of nature, holy crap!
@aelaraji @prologic @bender They're also AI-ing this, so I doubt that it really works. Just another shit show to lure more people into routing the traffic through Clownflare in my opinion.
@bender I cannot accept that kind gift! :-D I enjoy the drizzle at 12°C.
@movq Sure, they were forecast, but they never actually arrived here. :-)
@movq Wasn't too much rain around here from Friday onwards. Just a little bit. I didn't mind it either.
@movq Oh yes. Compare that with an AppArmor or SELinux profile. Awful! The idea of just putting it right in the program itself sounds very appealing.
@movq @prologic Yup. And we're back to 16°C. That's how I like it.
@movq Despite the audio sounds like is was recorded with a potato in a bathroom, this is a nice talk! I enjoyed it and learned something.
@movq At least that looks really cool! We didn't get any thunderstorm at all.
@movq I hear you. We had a full day outside with the scouts. A scouting game in the morning to early afternoon. Luckily, I had a station in the forest. Then cake in the afternoon, barbecue and salad in the evening. But 33°C were just totally terrible. The sweat was running down in streams. I turned seven liters of water and apple juice into sweat in no time.

It's itching everywhere, mozzies ate me alive.
@movq Phew! Quite the opposite from ideal, but could be worse. Finger's crossed that this doesn't repeat.
Thanks, @movq, it helped. :-) I'm happy to report it was just a quick storm, no water ingress.

Oh damn, water being pushed in through cracks in the walls? Holy crap! O_o That doesn't sound confidence-inspiring at all. How much water managed to get in? Any damages or just a moist floor/walls?
@movq I also do use both clipboards all the time. I can't live with just Ctrl+C/V. Select and middle click is sooooooooo handy. Despite I'm considering myself mostly a keyboard user.
@movq The inlet has to be repaired. But I'm not gonna do that myself. You can imagine how easy it is to get tradesmen these days.

And here's the next thunderstorm lining up. Luckily, the rain barrel upgrade is completed. Also widened the funnel so that water running along the cable to the left is also caught. While typing, the rain gets stronger. Gotta check now. ;-)
It's about time to move while we still can! We had another heavy hail storm. 10-15mm diameter on average, maxing out at about 25mm. Oh boy. And my funnel contraption into the bucket at the cables in the basement were dead on.

[![Funnel into bucket](https://lyse.isobeef.org/tmp/wassertrichter-in-eimer/01-vorschau.jpg)](https://lyse.isobeef.org/tmp/wassertrichter-in-eimer/01.jpg)

Two larger streams were pouring out of the now porous looking mortar around the cables. Cool fountain in the basement. You would have thought that the right one was the bad one, but no, that one only dripped. I caught it just in time, not even half a minute later and the bucket would have spilled over. I estimate 60-75l water in total were about to mess up the floor again. Crisis averted.

[![Cables enter the house](https://lyse.isobeef.org/tmp/wassertrichter-in-eimer/02-vorschau.jpg)](https://lyse.isobeef.org/tmp/wassertrichter-in-eimer/02.jpg)

Gotta upgrade the bucket to a rain barrel until this is fixed.

Shortly after, I heared the fire brigade responding a couple of times.
@movq @prologic I'll join you at either place. :-)
@bmallred Oh my goodness, what an experience! I'm glad you were not hit and I hope they got them in the end.
@bender Oh this sounds really cool! :-) I never caught them, only watched 'em. But I have to admit that I wanted to catch them barehanded this week. Didn't try, though.

I just returned from another trip into the forest. This time, I went deeper, there was some beautiful firefly activity. When I checked on yesterday's spot on the way home there was barely anything. But I saw some presumably females sitting on the leaves in the shrubs. I didn't notice a single one yesterday. Their illuminated parts were really huge compared to the flying males. The biggest was the size of a small finger's nail (contrast that with a tiny shining dot of maybe 2-4mm max). I could even see the three distinct sections being lit up. That must have been a common glow-worm (großes Johanniswürmchen), I'd say: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datei:Lampyris_noctiluca.jpg The others might also just have been the smaller species. I don't know.

There were also some toads on the paths. A very lovely evening stroll. I'm very happy now. The dayjob's stress is completely forgotten.

I really do enjoy that I am in the woods in about 10-15 minutes afoot. The most dangerous animals here are ticks and then come the boars. And that's really it. Well, mozzies might be in the list, too. Some adventive ones can carry diseases, luckily, I haven't encountered them here yet. Today, a bunch of gnats wanted to eat me. Yesterday, I had my peace, though.
I just went into the woods for a bit over an hour. A few hundred meters in and I a found a brilliant spot. 20-30 fireflies in view all around me all the time. I loved it! As bonus, a bat was hunting over my head for two, three minutes while I watched the many glowing dots. On the return I could even see one or the other firefly over the meadows near the edge of the forest. But clearly, most can be met _in_ the forest. Guess what I will be doing tomorrow evening. :-)

I'm now really looking forward to a night hike soon.
Yesterday, I paid Duck Memorial another visit: :-D

Actually a war memorial on Mt. Hohenrechberg, but it always looks totally like a duck to me

It was a really nice hike, there was hardly anybody outside. The weather wasn't bad at all, around 22°C and cloudy most of the time. The drizzle got me a few times, but it wasn't terrible. It just raised the humidity. A bit more wind would have been nice, it was very calm, even at the summits.

On the way there I had to kill a tick that I found on my trousers. Those bloody suckers! What benefit do they bring nature? At home I checked and couldn't find any others. Phew.

On the way back from Mt. Hohenrechberg I saw a deer and hare. It's been years that I came across hares in the wild, so that was really cool. I decided to watch the sunset from Mt. Hohenstaufen, so I took a small detour. Absolutely worth it:

Sunset

A group of hippies eventually joined me at the sunset lookout, lit joss sticks, played some weird music on a metal pipe thingy (a bit like a single windbell) and sang a sun dance song. Said song had gone missing for a very long time and was recovered only lately, they told me. Okay. Some other really crazy dude told us that the mountain we're on had been raised in the Young Stone Age. That period where harvests were plentiful and people had a lot of spare time. WTF!? I mean they all were super nice and friendly and talking to them was also actually lovely, but what… err… interesting mindsets.

On the final return I saw another three deer on a paddock. And now for the very, very best part of the whole trip: in the forest I encountered 83 fireflies before I stopped counting. In the end it must have been 500-600 in total. One even nearly hit me in the face if I hadn't ducked at the last second. :-) Man, this was soooo fricking amazing! Fireflies for round about 1.5km! Didn't even try to take photos in this darkness, though.
@movq @bender @prologic Lol, that's the new shadow dirt art project in the park. :-)
@prologic Yes! Sadly, I have the feeling that this is rarely adhered to in the wild.
@prologic @movq Thanks, mates!
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The "remember me" checkbox could be already activated by default. This would benefit people like @bender.

An alternative would be to make the session lifetime configurable in the user profile. So bender would then set this to forty-two years. :-) Definitely something for power users who know what they're doing. More dangerous for the average Joe, though.
Not too shabby! We also got a rainbow, but I didn't capture it. https://lyse.isobeef.org/abendhimmel-2024-06-21/

Sunset
@prologic How so? Which part did I manage to confuse you with?
@bender It sure is no joke. But probably more fulfilling when looking back and seeing what has been accomplished that day.
@bender You gotta upgrade to triple-glazed windows.
Somebody in the neighborhood is exercising trumpet or so. What a squawking. Luckily, just after I finished my nap.
@bender @movq Coold dude! Looking at the activity graph, it appears like he's doing more useful things since the very end of 2021. :-)