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Wow! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ That's huge!
Wow! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ That's huge!
@bender Hehe this is soo true ๐Ÿคฃ And I hate it ๐Ÿ˜…
@bender Hehe this is soo true ๐Ÿคฃ And I hate it ๐Ÿ˜…
Is it really that fucking hard to use decentralized, Self-Hosted tech? ๐Ÿค” Or do people just not know how? ๐Ÿ˜ข
Is it really that fucking hard to use decentralized, Self-Hosted tech? ๐Ÿค” Or do people just not know how? ๐Ÿ˜ข
@bender Yes yes but this is exactly my point! We again have a social network claiming to be "decentralized" only to have " top heavy" instances ๐Ÿคฃ -- Mastodon is the same too ๐Ÿ˜…
@bender Yes yes but this is exactly my point! We again have a social network claiming to be "decentralized" only to have " top heavy" instances ๐Ÿคฃ -- Mastodon is the same too ๐Ÿ˜…
@slashdot Hang on a minute!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

> This rapid growth led some users to encounter the occasional error that would state there were 'Not Enough Resources' to handle requests, as Bluesky engineers scrambled to keep the servers stable under the influx of new sign-ups,"

I thought BlueSky was supposed to be a decentralized social metwork?! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
@slashdot Hang on a minute!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

> This rapid growth led some users to encounter the occasional error that would state there were 'Not Enough Resources' to handle requests, as Bluesky engineers scrambled to keep the servers stable under the influx of new sign-ups,"

I thought BlueSky was supposed to be a decentralized social metwork?! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
@cuaxolotl Very interesting! ๐Ÿค”What makes this "offline" first though? ๐Ÿค”
@cuaxolotl Very interesting! ๐Ÿค”What makes this "offline" first though? ๐Ÿค”
@cuaxolotl Interestinf ๐Ÿค” Thanks for supporting the work we've done too! Happy to hear improvement suggestions too ๐Ÿ‘Œ
@cuaxolotl Interestinf ๐Ÿค” Thanks for supporting the work we've done too! Happy to hear improvement suggestions too ๐Ÿ‘Œ
@movq All totally makes sense actuallly ๐Ÿคฃ
@movq All totally makes sense actuallly ๐Ÿคฃ
Introduction to JuiceFS | JuiceFS Document Center -- Thinking about using JuiceFS to solve a long-running problem I've always had.

- Be able to run services on _any_ node in my cluster and let Docker Swarm pick whatever node it likes (_instead of now where I have to pin some workloads to specific nodes, as that's where their local storage volume is_)
- Manage the scalability of data and growth over time instead of what I do now which is to extend EXT4 filesystems on my Docker Swarm nodes every few years.
Introduction to JuiceFS | JuiceFS Document Center -- Thinking about using JuiceFS to solve a long-running problem I've always had.

- Be able to run services on _any_ node in my cluster and let Docker Swarm pick whatever node it likes (_instead of now where I have to pin some workloads to specific nodes, as that's where their local storage volume is_)
- Manage the scalability of data and growth over time instead of what I do now which is to extend EXT4 filesystems on my Docker Swarm nodes every few years.
@bender Yeah that's for sure ๐Ÿ‘ I use the Monaco font normally. Been using that for a few years now.
@bender Yeah that's for sure ๐Ÿ‘ I use the Monaco font normally. Been using that for a few years now.
As a reminder, this is how zoomed in I normally am to read anything at all, Try doing this on the website ๐Ÿคฃ
As a reminder, this is how zoomed in I normally am to read anything at all, Try doing this on the website ๐Ÿคฃ
Fonts for me have to be crisp, sharp, without any crooked edges or boxed shapes. It has to be crisp and sharp at all zoom levels!
Fonts for me have to be crisp, sharp, without any crooked edges or boxed shapes. It has to be crisp and sharp at all zoom levels!
@bender That's just it, "pixelated" fonts are rubbish! ๐Ÿคฃ Imagine being blind for a moment, how well do you think you could read any of the text? ๐Ÿ˜… I can't even read it zoomed in! LOL ๐Ÿ˜
@bender That's just it, "pixelated" fonts are rubbish! ๐Ÿคฃ Imagine being blind for a moment, how well do you think you could read any of the text? ๐Ÿ˜… I can't even read it zoomed in! LOL ๐Ÿ˜
@bender Ita disgusting ๐Ÿคฎ I can't read shit ๐Ÿคฃ
@bender Ita disgusting ๐Ÿคฎ I can't read shit ๐Ÿคฃ
@slashdot AI not living up to its hype?! Shock! Horror! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฃ #AI
@slashdot AI not living up to its hype?! Shock! Horror! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฃ #AI
wut da fuq is this?! ๐Ÿคฃ
wut da fuq is this?! ๐Ÿคฃ
@bender I have not hmmm ๐Ÿค”
@bender I have not hmmm ๐Ÿค”
@xuu Haha ๐Ÿคฃ
@xuu Haha ๐Ÿคฃ
@shreyan Good morning! ๐Ÿฅฑ
@shreyan Good morning! ๐Ÿฅฑ
@bender Hah! ๐Ÿคฃ
@bender Hah! ๐Ÿคฃ
Good points ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ
Good points ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ
@movq Yeah your original idea of precent encoding some information about the new follower is probably what we need to think about more. I _think_ it'll also work for Gopher/Gemini folk too right? So essentially new metadata key (_optional_) with some spec for encoding information about the new follower if either a) You don't implement the User-Agent part of the spec or extensions or b)You use a protocol that makes this impossible.
@movq Yeah your original idea of precent encoding some information about the new follower is probably what we need to think about more. I _think_ it'll also work for Gopher/Gemini folk too right? So essentially new metadata key (_optional_) with some spec for encoding information about the new follower if either a) You don't implement the User-Agent part of the spec or extensions or b)You use a protocol that makes this impossible.
@movq Sad, the search engine doesn't have the full conversation ๐Ÿ˜ข I _think_ I need to teach yarns how to crawl and index archived feeds ๐Ÿค”
@movq Sad, the search engine doesn't have the full conversation ๐Ÿ˜ข I _think_ I need to teach yarns how to crawl and index archived feeds ๐Ÿค”
For HTTP WebSub is a good simple option here and there is this free inline WebSub hub anyone can use.
For HTTP WebSub is a good simple option here and there is this free inline WebSub hub anyone can use.
@movq Something like that, yeah ๐Ÿค”
@movq Something like that, yeah ๐Ÿค”
Similarly an optional subscription endpoint so we can optionally avoid having to pull feeds.
Similarly an optional subscription endpoint so we can optionally avoid having to pull feeds.
@movq I'm thinking of something like an optional metadata key that could be used as a general motivation endpoint?
@movq I'm thinking of something like an optional metadata key that could be used as a general motivation endpoint?
@bender thing I am too (happy) that is. If I ever wanted to side load an app I could with my Developer account easily!
@bender thing I am too (happy) that is. If I ever wanted to side load an app I could with my Developer account easily!
@movq Yeah okay I didn't notice that ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Kind of makes me wonder whether we should do something for the Gopher and Gemini folk here? ๐Ÿค”
@movq Yeah okay I didn't notice that ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Kind of makes me wonder whether we should do something for the Gopher and Gemini folk here? ๐Ÿค”
@movq Hmm wow! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
@movq Hmm wow! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
@aelaraji Well yeah this is true, but as @bender and I point out, there are reasons for why this happens at times ๐Ÿคฃ Some of those reasons are not "purposefully malicious" I don't think ๐Ÿค”
@aelaraji Well yeah this is true, but as @bender and I point out, there are reasons for why this happens at times ๐Ÿคฃ Some of those reasons are not "purposefully malicious" I don't think ๐Ÿค”
@aelaraji Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the EU forcing Apple to support side-loading Apps now on iOS devices? ๐Ÿค”
@aelaraji Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the EU forcing Apple to support side-loading Apps now on iOS devices? ๐Ÿค”
Anyone had any intereractions with @cuaxolotl yet? Or are they using a client that doesn't know how to detect clients following them properly? Hmmm ๐Ÿง
Anyone had any intereractions with @cuaxolotl yet? Or are they using a client that doesn't know how to detect clients following them properly? Hmmm ๐Ÿง
@falsifian No need to apologize! ๐Ÿ˜Œ Yarn / Twtzt is designed to be slow on purpose ๐Ÿคฃ
@falsifian No need to apologize! ๐Ÿ˜Œ Yarn / Twtzt is designed to be slow on purpose ๐Ÿคฃ
@movq Where was this found? ๐Ÿค” What a treasure trove ๐Ÿ˜… #Windows #sucks
@movq Where was this found? ๐Ÿค” What a treasure trove ๐Ÿ˜… #Windows #sucks
@lyse Poor little guy ๐Ÿ˜ข Also eww I hate snakes ๐Ÿคฃ I have a bit of a phobia ๐Ÿ˜…
@lyse Poor little guy ๐Ÿ˜ข Also eww I hate snakes ๐Ÿคฃ I have a bit of a phobia ๐Ÿ˜…
@bender That's also likely ๐Ÿ˜…
@bender That's also likely ๐Ÿ˜…
@slashdot IMO the problem isn't "Apple"โ„ข the company, per se, it's the complexity and size of the organization. It's large, it's complex, you will have large sets of "people" that follow the "rules" as written without any leeway whatsoever or ability to apply "intent".
@slashdot IMO the problem isn't "Apple"โ„ข the company, per se, it's the complexity and size of the organization. It's large, it's complex, you will have large sets of "people" that follow the "rules" as written without any leeway whatsoever or ability to apply "intent".
@quark probably not with the OpenSSH tools themselves but perhaps with the OpenSSL tools using the same key.
@quark probably not with the OpenSSH tools themselves but perhaps with the OpenSSL tools using the same key.
@off_grid_living This is so true! Grandpa used to say this all the time too. Especially about tomatoes ๐Ÿคฃ
@off_grid_living This is so true! Grandpa used to say this all the time too. Especially about tomatoes ๐Ÿคฃ
@movq Yeah we're about 3,054.26km from the equator but clearly that's not far enough ๐Ÿคฃ
@movq Yeah we're about 3,054.26km from the equator but clearly that's not far enough ๐Ÿคฃ
@bender Yeah just in spring right now and it's already disgustingly hot ๐Ÿฅต
@bender Yeah just in spring right now and it's already disgustingly hot ๐Ÿฅต
Uggh it's 33C right now and 60% humidity ๐Ÿฅต
Uggh it's 33C right now and 60% humidity ๐Ÿฅต
@quark Bahahahaha ๐Ÿคฃ
@quark Bahahahaha ๐Ÿคฃ
That was the only real way I could fix this for the time being without re-factoring the whole UI for the endpoint/page.
That was the only real way I could fix this for the time being without re-factoring the whole UI for the endpoint/page.
@abucci Precisely ๐Ÿ˜…
@abucci Precisely ๐Ÿ˜…
It's a really good time to invest in nVIDIA shares ๐Ÿคฃ
It's a really good time to invest in nVIDIA shares ๐Ÿคฃ
@abucci No this correctly now responds with:


$ curl 'https://twtxt.net/external?uri=https://google.com&nick=lovetocode999'
Feed Not Found


After nuking that from my cache. I forgot to nuke my own cache myself because it's quite destructive and takes a few mins to rebuild on my pod ๐Ÿคฃ There's a tool in tools for deleting a specific feed from the cache that I've been using.
@abucci No this correctly now responds with:


$ curl 'https://twtxt.net/external?uri=https://google.com&nick=lovetocode999'
Feed Not Found


After nuking that from my cache. I forgot to nuke my own cache myself because it's quite destructive and takes a few mins to rebuild on my pod ๐Ÿคฃ There's a tool in tools for deleting a specific feed from the cache that I've been using.
@cuaxolotl Hey! ๐Ÿ‘‹
@cuaxolotl Hey! ๐Ÿ‘‹
Yeah I wonder too ๐Ÿค”
Yeah I wonder too ๐Ÿค”