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When I walk into the office and the team is off for holidays ⌘ Read more
When the boss walks through the open space ⌘ Read more
When they ask me how I manage to fix a bug on which the team was struggling ⌘ Read more
When I avoid an unimplemented button during my demo ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy jokes on my app stability during his presentation ⌘ Read more
When the boss makes a speech and all I’m thinking about is the Christmas meal ⌘ Read more
When a project is messed up and they ask me to act like nothing happened ⌘ Read more
When I’m assigned to helpdesk and several production environments crash at the same time ⌘ Read more
When a coworker tells me I forgot to code a feature before shipping ⌘ Read more
When the intern tries to give me a hand ⌘ Read more
When I run my code for the first time ⌘ Read more
When I ask the sales guy how his client meeting went ⌘ Read more
When I come back on the code I wrote last week ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer keeps fixing bugs in my code ⌘ Read more
When I come across unindented code ⌘ Read more
When I come back to work still thinking about one of my bugs ⌘ Read more
When my boss wants me to be a full stack ninja rockstar DevSecOps ⌘ Read more
When I find out that all our users can bypass the app and have admin rights ⌘ Read more
When I try to understand the code I wrote last week ⌘ Read more
When I have to edit a file with Vi on the server ⌘ Read more
When the bug is in a function that I wouldn’t have even suspected ⌘ Read more
When I import a huge library for a small feature ⌘ Read more
When I find out a function already exists for what I want to do after coding it for an hour ⌘ Read more
When they ask me if there is a documentation for the project ⌘ Read more
When I don’t have any other choice than to work with a deprecated function ⌘ Read more
When the boss is looking for a volunteer to write the user documentation ⌘ Read more
When I notice a bug 10 minutes before our demo starts ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to report my working time in a tracking tool ⌘ Read more
When I fix a bug in production before anyone else notices ⌘ Read more
When I ignore all the warnings and start running my build ⌘ Read more
When I’m taking my first coffee of the day and someone tells me the boss is looking after me ⌘ Read more
When my code works but I have no idea how ⌘ Read more
When I fixed the intern’s code but actually lost 2 hours to make it work ⌘ Read more
When my Google search for a bugfix only returns one web page from 2004 ⌘ Read more
When I hear the sales team commit to deadlines in a client meeting ⌘ Read more
When my code finally works after I spent my day debugging ⌘ Read more
When my coworker starts listing all the bug in my last feature ⌘ Read more
When a coworker asks if someone can take a look at his PR with 200 changed files ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer decides to fix a bug on his own ⌘ Read more
When the architect tries to make me understand the project’s infrastructure ⌘ Read more
When I leave my very last meeting with an annoying client ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy is about to click on a button I never tested ⌘ Read more
When I spent the whole night coding ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks us if we would consider working on the weekend ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to conduct a code review ⌘ Read more
When senior developer understands that I didn’t read the documentation ⌘ Read more
When I take a look at the codebase of the project I will have to maintain ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy starts talking to me about an awesome VBA mission ⌘ Read more
When my coworker asks me if I can test his code ⌘ Read more
When they tell me a bug I thought was fixed is still there ⌘ Read more
When the client insists on having a demo and nothing is ready on our side ⌘ Read more
When my coworker shows me his code and his IDE is in light theme ⌘ Read more
When we let the sales team know we will ship a month later than expected ⌘ Read more
When I avoid all the known bugs during my demo ⌘ Read more
When I became an expert of a deprecated technology ⌘ Read more
When all my tickets are closed before I leave for the weekend ⌘ Read more
When I use a library without reading its documentation ⌘ Read more
When I take a look at the intern’s code ⌘ Read more
When I see all the spelling mistakes in my boss email to the client ⌘ Read more
When my code finally works after I spent the whole day debugging ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy asks me what’s the real difference between Java and JavaScript ⌘ Read more
When a bug that I thought was gone shows up in the middle of my client demo ⌘ Read more
When the senior developer fixes a bug live in production ⌘ Read more
When I realize I just ran an update query without where ⌘ Read more
When my code works and I don’t know why ⌘ Read more
When my manager is looking for someone to ship something in production asap ⌘ Read more
When I hear that my next project will be on an old proprietary technology ⌘ Read more
When I hear the sales guy trying to speak technical in the open space ⌘ Read more
When my build finally passes after 50 fix attempts ⌘ Read more
When I use a framework for a wesbite with a single form ⌘ Read more
When a coworker asks for my help on a regex ⌘ Read more
When the admin password is “admin”** ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to delete the repository of the project I’ve been working on for the last year ⌘ Read more
When I have to review all of the intern’s code ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy commits to a shipping date without asking the dev team ⌘ Read more
When I’m the only available developer in the open space ⌘ Read more
When the clients tries to click on our mockups ⌘ Read more
When I realize I ran my delete on the wrong database ⌘ Read more
When I have to use an earlier version of my IDE so I can work on my new project ⌘ Read more
When they ask for my advice and I overestimate the time required ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy comes back to the office after he signed a huge project ⌘ Read more
When I look at the code I wrote 6 months ago ⌘ Read more
When I’m trying to fix a bug and I find dozens more ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to ship a little thing to production at the end of the day ⌘ Read more
When I realize the lead developer is reponsible for the bug we found in production ⌘ Read more
When there are only 2 days left before the deadline ⌘ Read more
When I check how the website looks with different browsers ⌘ Read more
When I hear someone talking about an afterwork ⌘ Read more
When the director does a speech and I’m about to ask him for a raise this week ⌘ Read more
When I delete manually a client’s ticket to tell him he never created it ⌘ Read more
When I run a script without knowing what it’s supposed to do ⌘ Read more
When I have to fix a bug that I don’t understand and my manager stays next to me ⌘ Read more
When I can’t reproduce a bug anymore while nothing changed in my code ⌘ Read more
When I type the last line of the project’s last function ⌘ Read more