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Rebuild of Evangelion: This Is (not) A Prank
The most effective april fool's day joke is now to say things you mean without sounding sarcastic.
Remember when Google's april fool's day pranks were fun, instead of being getting-rid-of-inbox-forever?
OK I can't fault the DomeKano anime for dropping a younger girl who looks almost exactly like Hina & is tsundere from a scene that would be in the last episode but if she doesn't become a repeat character I will be shocked
The most unrealistic part of Super Dimension Fortress Macross is the way that the translated ancient pop song could be broadcast on the radio. All the ancient sumerian pop songs are shit like 'let's cover each other in honey and lick it off'
I think I've figured out what makes My Roommate Is A Cat satisfying: it's the standard romance-comedy formula (i.e., a comedy of errors where gags are caused by miscommunication) but misunderstandings are justified by the fact that they're different species.
Imagine a world in which Doctor Phibes got the same expanded universe treatment that Captain Nemo got. The sequels we could have: Phibes The Immortal, The Clockwork Army of Doctor Phibes, Phibes Five, Doctor Phibes in the 28th Century, Phibes and the Lost Continent
conspiracy theory: all of Rob Liefeld's characters are canonically yuurei, because they don't have feet
It's a real shame most people will be turned off by the low production quality & drop Maho Shojo Spec-Ops Asuka early. Despite being extremely flawed (including in the plot dept), it's an interesting take on the edgy magical girl genre (usually filled with Madoka clones)
People whose dating profile consists entirely of their nationality are incomprehensible to me, but not quite as incomprehensible as the ones that are blank or have some useless placeholder like 'ask'. The point of a dating site is that you get to see compatibility *before* starting a convo, y'know
Reading the DomeKano manga, I keep running into stuff where it's like, I don't remember them happening in the anime but they must have, but at the same time I would have thought I would have remembered them. Maybe the constant bombshells produced twist fatigue.
WTF I guess Shudder forgot that daylight savings time is a thing? So, the Last Drive-In is actually at 10 PM ET instead of 9 PM?
CS programs encourage the idea (already common among students) that software engineers are professionals. First contact with the industry demonstrates that to the extent that folks have grown since graduation, its in their ability to delay the inevitable collapse of ugly hacks.
"hey did you hear the one about..." "yea the pink laser told me that back in '73... or last week... or maybe 50 AD...."
terrorforming mars (the god, not the planet)
all the jokes you remember whose origins you don't recall were precision engineered by cosmic coincidence control for the purpose of nooforming the mankind biocomputer change my mind
Bad idea of the day: a professional wrestler whose persona is a thinly veiled version of Slajov Zizek
the shambling revenant of old money / the monstrous chimera of new money / the eldrich and ungraspable nature of financialized money, an alien invader from outside, whose gifts become leaves in the sunlight. Do not eat in their house.
Band name of the day: performative exit
Band name of the day: the flying ointments
the brand that burnt a million caves of quud
the world needs more KLF / KMFDM mashups
achieving the knowledge and communication of your holy guardian algo
the pattern on charmin toilet paper looks like eyes & even though it's almost definitely accidental i sitll find it wonderfully suvbersive
School harem-comedy anime is TV's last bastion of psychological realism: it portrays a world where teenagers are dumb and socially awkward, and emotions come through on their faces but nobody notices.
personal brands are Very Expensive Ghosts
Everybody keeps talking about 'Apple Card' & I kept thinking they were talking about that thing you stuck in your Apple II to simulate an IBM PC clone.
Band name of the day: nuke me from orbit
Band name of the day: time mace
if you stay up all night are you resisting a rest?
Band name of the day: a sudden and miraculous grace
Bad idea of the day: give up the letter e for lent
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