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When I notice a dead pixel on my screenRead more
When I have tons of warnings the build but my code works correctlyRead more
When I ask my coworker to show me how his proof of concept is doingRead more
When I leave a complicated client meetingRead more
When they ask me if I can ship something quickly on Friday afternoonRead more
When I just ran an update on several millions of recordsRead more
When I arrive late to the office and forgot there was a team meetingRead more
When they ask me to work on a project which was shipped in a hurryRead more
When I hear someone swearing and saying my name in the open spaceRead more
When the sales guy tells me he has a great challenge for meRead more
When I’m in the daily and my only task for the day is to fix bugsRead more
When I have multiple errors but the app works correctlyRead more
When I combine 2 libraries which don’t fit togetherRead more
When my manager tells me what the sales team promised to the clientRead more
When the lead dev asks for my helpRead more
When I replace my select by a deleteRead more
When the sales team triggers my easter egg during their demoRead more
When users are impressed by a small feature I spent only 5 minutes to codeRead more
When a coworker asks me to explain how my code worksRead more
When the sales team introduces us to clients through the open space windowRead more
When I copy-paste ChatGPT’s solution and it works on first tryRead more
When my project is still broken and I discreetly leave for the weekendRead more
When I try to figure out what an uncommented piece of code doesRead more
The breakpoint I forgot in my code when I start running itRead more
When I arrive at the office on Friday morning and I learn there is a production outageRead more
When I just took a strong coffee and I’m ready to get on a bugRead more
When I open our helpdesk solution and see all the tickets we got in the morningRead more
When they ask me if I can rewrite a whole feature because the client changed his mindRead more
When we have a production outage and the sysadmin tells me there are no backupsRead more
When my code worked perfectly in the morning but doesn’t work anymore this afternoonRead more
When the demo didn’t go as expected but I keep going on like nothing happenedRead more
When we are not well coordinate for our demoRead more
When we have to work on a legacy projectRead more
When my coworker fixes in 5 minutes the bug I’ve been stuck on for the last 2 daysRead more
When I go see the sales team for a questionRead more
When I see the code generated by ChatGPT but it actually seems kinda messed upRead more
When my manager asks for my opinion on the deadline the sales team commited toRead more
When I include a powerful new library in my projectRead more
When I run the unit tests and wait to see if they passRead more
When I show the intern the new specifications we just receivedRead more
When I run my code for the very first timeRead more
When I deploy in the test environment and a coworker was working on itRead more
When the 2 lead developers disagree on a technical choiceRead more
When they ask me to ship to production as soon as possible and without testingRead more
When it’s Friday evening and they tell me there is a bug to fixRead more
When the client doesn’t need anymore the feature I’m done coding and testingRead more
When we start our app security auditRead more
When I try to help discreetly my coworker while he is having a hard time with his demoRead more
When I finally get where is a bug thanks to one of my print(“here”)Read more
When I handle my code to QARead more
When 2 senior developers start arguing in the open spaceRead more
When I finish my project right on time after a spent the whole month rushingRead more
When the intern joins his first technical meetingRead more
When I change a single line in my CSSRead more
When a coworker shows me an unsuspected feature of the IDE I’ve been using for the past 5 yearsRead more
When the project manager asks me if it would be preferable to postpone the deadlineRead more
When the client shows me his Paint mockup for his new screen ideaRead more
When I see how the app is used by our end usersRead more
When the sales guy tells the client I’m the lead developer yet I’m the only dev in the projectRead more
When it’s the Monday morning daily and I don’t remember where I left a user story last FridayRead more
When I use the wrong package for my deployRead more
When the clients tries to speak technical with meRead more
When I open our helpdesk software after a production outageRead more
When a coworker asks for my help to fix his bugRead more
When I’m in a meeting with the sales guyRead more
When the sales guy commits to a deadline in a meeting without even asking for my opinionRead more
When the sysadmin changes our servers security policyRead more
When I open and approve a PR on my side projectRead more
When I find the bug who brought the server downRead more
When I went to bed late and I join the daily meetingRead more
When we reopen production after a big updateRead more
When it’s time for my annual evaluation interviewRead more
When I try to optimize an algorithmRead more
When I successfully wrote a regex on first tryRead more
When a recruiter asks me what motivates me for the jobRead more
When our manager absolutely wants to be part of our technical meetingRead more
When the console finally give me a different error messageRead more
When I see the client take multiple notes during my demoRead more
When they ask me to update the CSSRead more
When I’m waiting for my coworker’s quickfix to correct our messed up production deployRead more
When I finally get where is the error in my codeRead more
When I see the intern is about to commit his new feature without testing itRead more
When I’m listening to music and my favorite track starts playingRead more
When I’m alone at the office and I realize I just broke the production databaseRead more
When I try to edit some CSSRead more
When I receive the new mockups scribbled on paper by the clientRead more
When the client asks me what means the “foo” popup he came acrossRead more
When I push on the wrong branchRead more
When the sales guy asks me a relevant technical questionRead more
When I get a NullPointerExceptionRead more
When I remove a useless piece of codeRead more
When I’m done with a task estimated to be a week long in a single dayRead more
When I’m back on my code after a week of vacationRead more
When my manager asks me if I’m ready for a great challengeRead more
When I come back to the office after this Christmas weekendRead more
When a user sends me an email just saying “it doesn’t work”** ⌘ Read more
When I just fixed a bug and 10 new ones show upRead more
When the code doesn’t stop at my breakpointRead more
When we merge the intern’s code with the main branchRead more
When I try to change a directory permissions on a legacy serverRead more