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When I notice a dead pixel on my screen ⌘ Read more
When I have tons of warnings the build but my code works correctly ⌘ Read more
When I ask my coworker to show me how his proof of concept is doing ⌘ Read more
When I leave a complicated client meeting ⌘ Read more
When they ask me if I can ship something quickly on Friday afternoon ⌘ Read more
When I just ran an update on several millions of records ⌘ Read more
When I arrive late to the office and forgot there was a team meeting ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to work on a project which was shipped in a hurry ⌘ Read more
When I hear someone swearing and saying my name in the open space ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy tells me he has a great challenge for me ⌘ Read more
When I’m in the daily and my only task for the day is to fix bugs ⌘ Read more
When I have multiple errors but the app works correctly ⌘ Read more
When I combine 2 libraries which don’t fit together ⌘ Read more
When my manager tells me what the sales team promised to the client ⌘ Read more
When the lead dev asks for my help ⌘ Read more
When I replace my select by a delete ⌘ Read more
When the sales team triggers my easter egg during their demo ⌘ Read more
When users are impressed by a small feature I spent only 5 minutes to code ⌘ Read more
When a coworker asks me to explain how my code works ⌘ Read more
When the sales team introduces us to clients through the open space window ⌘ Read more
When I copy-paste ChatGPT’s solution and it works on first try ⌘ Read more
When my project is still broken and I discreetly leave for the weekend ⌘ Read more
When I try to figure out what an uncommented piece of code does ⌘ Read more
The breakpoint I forgot in my code when I start running it ⌘ Read more
When I arrive at the office on Friday morning and I learn there is a production outage ⌘ Read more
When I just took a strong coffee and I’m ready to get on a bug ⌘ Read more
When I open our helpdesk solution and see all the tickets we got in the morning ⌘ Read more
When they ask me if I can rewrite a whole feature because the client changed his mind ⌘ Read more
When we have a production outage and the sysadmin tells me there are no backups ⌘ Read more
When my code worked perfectly in the morning but doesn’t work anymore this afternoon ⌘ Read more
When the demo didn’t go as expected but I keep going on like nothing happened ⌘ Read more
When we are not well coordinate for our demo ⌘ Read more
When we have to work on a legacy project ⌘ Read more
When my coworker fixes in 5 minutes the bug I’ve been stuck on for the last 2 days ⌘ Read more
When I go see the sales team for a question ⌘ Read more
When I see the code generated by ChatGPT but it actually seems kinda messed up ⌘ Read more
When my manager asks for my opinion on the deadline the sales team commited to ⌘ Read more
When I include a powerful new library in my project ⌘ Read more
When I run the unit tests and wait to see if they pass ⌘ Read more
When I show the intern the new specifications we just received ⌘ Read more
When I run my code for the very first time ⌘ Read more
When I deploy in the test environment and a coworker was working on it ⌘ Read more
When the 2 lead developers disagree on a technical choice ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to ship to production as soon as possible and without testing ⌘ Read more
When it’s Friday evening and they tell me there is a bug to fix ⌘ Read more
When the client doesn’t need anymore the feature I’m done coding and testing ⌘ Read more
When we start our app security audit ⌘ Read more
When I try to help discreetly my coworker while he is having a hard time with his demo ⌘ Read more
When I finally get where is a bug thanks to one of my print(“here”) ⌘ Read more
When 2 senior developers start arguing in the open space ⌘ Read more
When I finish my project right on time after a spent the whole month rushing ⌘ Read more
When the intern joins his first technical meeting ⌘ Read more
When I change a single line in my CSS ⌘ Read more
When a coworker shows me an unsuspected feature of the IDE I’ve been using for the past 5 years ⌘ Read more
When the project manager asks me if it would be preferable to postpone the deadline ⌘ Read more
When the client shows me his Paint mockup for his new screen idea ⌘ Read more
When I see how the app is used by our end users ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy tells the client I’m the lead developer yet I’m the only dev in the project ⌘ Read more
When it’s the Monday morning daily and I don’t remember where I left a user story last Friday ⌘ Read more
When I use the wrong package for my deploy ⌘ Read more
When the clients tries to speak technical with me ⌘ Read more
When I open our helpdesk software after a production outage ⌘ Read more
When a coworker asks for my help to fix his bug ⌘ Read more
When I’m in a meeting with the sales guy ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy commits to a deadline in a meeting without even asking for my opinion ⌘ Read more
When the sysadmin changes our servers security policy ⌘ Read more
When I open and approve a PR on my side project ⌘ Read more
When I find the bug who brought the server down ⌘ Read more
When I went to bed late and I join the daily meeting ⌘ Read more
When we reopen production after a big update ⌘ Read more
When it’s time for my annual evaluation interview ⌘ Read more
When I try to optimize an algorithm ⌘ Read more
When I successfully wrote a regex on first try ⌘ Read more
When a recruiter asks me what motivates me for the job ⌘ Read more
When our manager absolutely wants to be part of our technical meeting ⌘ Read more
When the console finally give me a different error message ⌘ Read more
When I see the client take multiple notes during my demo ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to update the CSS ⌘ Read more
When I’m waiting for my coworker’s quickfix to correct our messed up production deploy ⌘ Read more
When I finally get where is the error in my code ⌘ Read more
When I see the intern is about to commit his new feature without testing it ⌘ Read more
When I’m listening to music and my favorite track starts playing ⌘ Read more
When I’m alone at the office and I realize I just broke the production database ⌘ Read more
When I receive the new mockups scribbled on paper by the client ⌘ Read more
When the client asks me what means the “foo” popup he came across ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy asks me a relevant technical question ⌘ Read more
When I get a NullPointerException ⌘ Read more
When I remove a useless piece of code ⌘ Read more
When I’m done with a task estimated to be a week long in a single day ⌘ Read more
When I’m back on my code after a week of vacation ⌘ Read more
When my manager asks me if I’m ready for a great challenge ⌘ Read more
When I come back to the office after this Christmas weekend ⌘ Read more
When a user sends me an email just saying “it doesn’t work”** ⌘ Read more
When I just fixed a bug and 10 new ones show up ⌘ Read more
When the code doesn’t stop at my breakpoint ⌘ Read more
When we merge the intern’s code with the main branch ⌘ Read more
When I try to change a directory permissions on a legacy server ⌘ Read more