# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 7127
# self = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://www.lord-enki.net/twtxt.txt&offset=6927
# next = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://www.lord-enki.net/twtxt.txt&offset=7027
# prev = https://watcher.sour.is?uri=https://www.lord-enki.net/twtxt.txt&offset=6827
Bad idea of the day: whenever somebody talks about Green Book, pretend you think they're talking about Green Room
Bad idea of the day: twitter except it just updates your local ~/.plan file & keeps no history~
How the heck did Barbara Steele not age a day between Black Sunday (1960) and The Silent Scream (1979)?
One thing that Pet Sematary (2019) has over the 1989 version is that it actually looks like it was shot in the north country & people actually dress, act, & decorate like that's where they are.
Band name of the day: a game called history
Hey, does Amazing Stranger share staff with Battle Programmer Shirase or is there just a lot of accidental style similarities for, like, budget and format reasons?
A Marxist Reading of Sarazanmai Weekly
Band name of the day: barleymalt dermatology
I am drunk enough to be pointing fingerguns at random scenes from The Changeling
Band name of the day: wonderland of murderporn
'Sasuga Kei' is like, the most absurdly dad-jokey pen name I've heard.
Band name of the day: noise pollution
QOTD: "Intellectual property is a form of rent"
Feel the pain of your friends, but more importantly, understand the pain of your enemies. (It helps if you want to cause them more, or bribe them by offering less.)
Hotter take: Mother of Tears isn't a bad movie -- only a much more conventional one
Hot take: Inferno is the best movie in the Three Mothers Trilogy
Triple feature: The Mouth of Madness, XTRO, and Possession (1981)
seize the means of representation
Band name of the day: hedonic tone
Band name of the day: click gap
Mankind Is Obsolete hasn't aged a day in the 12 years since I last listened to them. Jesus.
when you no longer need to make a living in order to continue living, a lot of things become possible
Band name of the day: empty motion
Imagine how much better off we might have been if Wikileaks divorced itself from the Julian Assange brand in 2012, instead of doubling down on the association.
Band name of the day: sweat bees
Band name of the day: more features for dead people
I could never become a politician. They'd have to swear me in on a copy of the Principia Discordia, and I suspect swearing people in on the Principia might be the cause of our current political situation...
Why be armed to the teeth when you can just have tiny arms mounted on your teeth. Some of the arms could hold small knives. Fuck yeah transhumanism.
Often, when two people or organizations are fighting, both of them are awful. Don't worry: you don't need to take sides. And, even if you do, saying that one of them is in the right in some circumstance is not the same as supporting everything they've done.
Ever notice how Rock the Casbah has the same plot as Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
Band name of the day: we play only b-sides